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sassychic:approved! oya Which ones you go pick? |
dechandel:How? |
let it begin...
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Very enlightening... Thanks op |
is she supposed to be getting younger?? op |
this one na Krishna, part 2 |
am inspired |
"my fellow widows" |
I will pick it up, not like the money's gonna bite |
MizMyColi:Thanks Very much, quite comprehensive |
major466:thats why I created this thread, Really don't get these things |
Down through history, Men have always been measured by how hard they worked and how well they protect their wife and children. in the old days women saw their men as Conquerors, Providers, Heroes. but somewhere along the line that changed. Women started becoming their own heroes. maybe it was because their Men forgot how to be heroic or because Women didn't wanted to be protected anymore, or maybe Women had to become their own heroes because of the pain they had to endure in life. But whatever the cost, the world has taken away a mans reasons for being a man.most of them have thought that we(MEN) aren't important anymore. and when that happened it turned the whole world upside down. i just wanna know whats your take on this? |
Tecno P5 nko? |
1. The sleepers: These set of people sleep practically all the journey. Some even go to the extent of snoring. 2. The talkatives: The talkatives raise discussions on different issues. They can talk for hours uninterrupted. 3. The music freaks. These ones plug in their ear- piece as soon as the journey begins. They listen to music non- stop until they alight from the vehicle. 4. The gluttons: The gluttons buy food and drinks at the slightest opportunity. Some can even eat all through the journey. They buy fruits, walnuts, drinks, chips, gala e.t.c 5. The cautioners: These set of people always caution the driver whenever he is over-speeding. They keep saying “life has no duplicate” 6. The fat (mostly ladies): They occupy virtually all the space on the seat. They are so annoying. They can even squeeze life out of you. You can only curse them silently! 7. The thieves: The thieves steal from unsuspecting passengers. They steal money and phones. These set of people are the most dangerous on the bus 8. The preachers/Prayer warriors: They lead prayers immediately the journey begins. They also preach and share tracts. 9. The Gentle: The gentle sits all by himself through out the journey. He simply decides to ignore everyone in the vehicle. He might not utter a word all through. 10. Quarellsome : this are the people that makes unusual jokes and when people respond they got angry and want to fight. Be sincere where do u belong?? |
rip bro |
no be your fault Op, na because you never enter my garage |
what is this one saying... |
signing in... |
Okay following... no light to watch it |
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the Nigerian police looking for people to devour, especially when u with a laptop bag...God kon help you, system dey your bag but receipt no dey. you go kon confirm say police na your friend |
still can't generalize it, cause some men I know possess some of the female traits listed here. |
Chyluv1000:lmao.... |
77% of girls think they`re ugly. 50% of girls think they`re fat. 100% of society should stop insulting girls for their appearances. |
John 3:16 |
seems you love her more than she loves you.. |
fear them |
with God all things are possible |
what is this one saying? |
lol ;Dlol |
