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PoliticsRe: My Ambition Is Not Worth Spilling Any Man's Blood Not Even Mark- Onjeh by joshing(m): 5:24am On Feb 16, 2016
I hope he's not sayin that to get votes or aftamath respect lyk GEJ should he loose?
PoliticsRe: See What Diversion Of Food Items By Officials Has Caused At IDP Camp In Borno by joshing(m): 5:22am On Feb 16, 2016
Lord have Mercy...in this Nigeria dt dogs enjoy more than minimum wage in one month
PoliticsRe: Obasanjo Awarded $841.6m Rail Project Without Mou –chinese Firm by joshing(m): 5:20am On Feb 16, 2016
I thought hez a saint grin
SportsRe: Who Will Win The English Premier League? by joshing(m): 12:24pm On Feb 15, 2016
Tottenham luks most promising...won deir last 5games & won 8 from thier last 10.....
PoliticsRe: Buhari Is A Useless Nonentity Kunu Drinker And The Worst President In The World by joshing(m): 12:22pm On Feb 15, 2016
I'm an adherently pdp fan but this post is trash...very irritating
SportsRe: Any Reason Man-City Players Ignored Iheanacho's Goal? by joshing(m): 12:47am On Feb 15, 2016
krattoss:
haba.. Nigerians always carving out something from nothing.
dude u wrng..evn Thierry Henry complaind
An equalizer waz meant to be a step to victory so itz worth celebrating
SportsWas Messi's Penalty Pass Disrespectful To Celta Vigo? by joshing(op): 12:30am On Feb 15, 2016
The Argentine - quite literally - passed up the chance to score his 300th goal in La Liga, instead setting up Luis Suarez for his hat-trick in Barcelona's 6-1 victoryLionel Messi made another routine win for Barcelona memorable by passing a penalty to Luis Suarez for the Uruguayan to complete his hat-trick in the 6-1 thrashing of Celta Vigo.Many fans lauded the move, which resembled Johan Cruyff's famous routine from 12 yards with Ajax, but some accused Messi of being disrespectful to Celta.What did you think of the penalty? Have your say by voting in our poll!
SportsRe: Why Did No Man City Players Celebrate With Iheanacho? by joshing(m): 12:28am On Feb 15, 2016
Bad belle teammates
CelebritiesRe: Yoruba, Igbo And Hausa Lesbians Make Passes At Me – Dayo Amusa by joshing(m): 12:12pm On Feb 12, 2016
U cheated... y are u stil blaming men??
NYSCA Comic NYSC Call Up Letter by joshing(op): 9:14pm On Feb 11, 2016
Nysc has officially said they havent posted anyone to anywhere.... But I came across this

CelebritiesRe: Cossy Orjiakor Flaunts Pink Porsche, Says It's Her Val Date by joshing(m): 9:08pm On Feb 11, 2016
hmmm...jst observing
CelebritiesRe: RMD Already Set For Val As He Looks Dapper In New Photo by joshing(m): 8:58pm On Feb 11, 2016
thumbs up sir
BusinessRe: Naira Drops To 313.5 As Dollar Shortage Persists by joshing(m): 11:54am On Feb 10, 2016
Hmmmmm...it well...may God help this government
SportsRe: Obafemi Martins Celebrates BabyMama, Abigail Barwuah On Her Birthday (photo) by joshing(m): 11:49am On Feb 10, 2016
Happy birthday egbon Ballotelli
Jokes EtcRe: Some Funny Pictures To Help You Relax After Work by joshing(m): 10:09pm On Feb 09, 2016
donation

PoliticsRe: Aminu Tambuwal Marries Maryam Mairo-Mustapha (Photos) by joshing(m): 11:13pm On Feb 05, 2016
all da best 4him
his weddin his business
CelebritiesRe: Anna Banner Rocks Traditional Attire by joshing(m): 8:51pm On Feb 04, 2016
can this thread stay for long without nairalanders mentioning an Igbo musician who doesnt like wearing shirthuh??
CelebritiesRe: [PHOTOS] Top Five Nollywood Movie Directors - Who Is Your Best So Far? by joshing(m): 8:48pm On Feb 04, 2016
Kunle Afolayan and Teco Benson all da way
PoliticsRe: Caption This Photo Of Buhari Watching Nicki Minaj Anaconda Video by joshing(m): 8:46pm On Feb 04, 2016
What da..... unpossible
CelebritiesMike Bamiloye Reveals How He Asked His Wife Out In Birthday Message To Her by joshing(op): 5:53pm On Feb 04, 2016
HAPPY BIRTHDAY...SISTER GLORIA!
SHE IS 52 TODAY!
I write to Celebrate my Dear "Sister Gloria" today.
She is very humble...She listen to me!
She is very wise....I listen to her!
She is too Open....I caution her a lot!
I am too practical...and too cautious....
She cautions me a lot...!
I am too Telescopic and...could be too active...and step on many toes at time. But she is very Microscopic and...meticulous...
So she cautions me....
She is very Prayerful and Consumes a lot of The Words...
She keeps me running a lot of times...to Pray and to...Word..too!
She did more in bringing up our children in the Word of God...
She is the Bible Teacher in our home....!
She is very caring and loving. So caring to all our Office Staff and responsible for caring for them all these years...
The day I went to propose to her, I never beat about the bush or rehearsed any Love persuasive Poem. I never said anything like, "...the Lord sent me" or " I felt the Lord is leading me..." Or " I dreamed and saw..." Or "I heard a voice from Heaven that..." I had said some of those things before to some sisters whom I thought the Lord was leading me to, and I was wrong. This time around, I went to this new sister, after my usual "Much Prayers and Waiting". I was not even sure if the Lord was leading me or not again....My computers have been crashed and the memory virused by the previous disappointments I had met from the sisters I had thought were the will of God.
So I had arrived the campus and the brethren were happy to see me. I usually came at evening time, for Drama rehearsals or if there were drama outreaches, I would come to go with them or lead them to the programs. But this time, I came during the day, at lecture time and many of the brethren were coming to me to know why or what information I had brought for the Fellowship Drama Unit members. I simply said I came to see "Sister Shola". And that was unusual of me. I don't come asking for sisters in the fellowship. I had no business with sisters, but with Fellowship heads and with Drama Unit Co-Ordinator in particular or with the Fellowship President.
So, some brethren spread out to look for "Sister Shola". And one sister found her in the school Library and grabbed her hand: "Bro. Mike is around. He is looking for you." Prior to that time, I had no business with Sister Shola, we were not close. We had only acted together on stage presentations before. She was not among the sisters who were closer to me at Fellowship. She carried her books and both sisters were rushing down to see " Bro. Mike" who had come to the campus at unusual time. The sister brought her and left.
Sister Shola stood before me smiling, and waiting for the instructions, probably to the Drama Unit, or information of a her being cast into a new Drama Unit presentation. I greeted her. She replied with a smile. I told her bluntly, that the Holy Spirit had not sent me, neither did I see any vision.
Then, I asked her: WILL YOU MARRY ME?"
She stood before me speechless for some minutes, looking at me with some astonishment and confusion. She was never never expecting to hear such question from "Bro. Mike" of all people! She was lost for words, because it was the last thing she would expect to hear from me.
I got my answer after one month of waiting. It was on a Sunday Morning. I had travelled to ILESHA and decided to worship in her church. I was in the congregation while I watch her standing tall and slender above the rest choir as they sang the special song for the morning. I never knew she saw me too. I had been praying for the whole month that the Lord would confirm this one this time. I could not imagine how I would feel if the Lord said this one was not the will of God again.
After the church service, I went to wait for her at the front of her house. I just wanted to greet her again and look at her again, and maybe the Lord would answer my prayers this time. She came not so long and ushered me into the house quietly. She was quiet. She was not showing any excitement, which got me more worried again. I sat down on a chair while she was writing something on the table. Then, she finished writing, and she turned to me with a small piece of paper containing ONE SINGLE LINE OF SENTENCE:
"I WILL MARRY YOU"
Silence. Grave Silence came down in the room. At last. That was the first time in my life, a lady would agree to marry me. All the once I thought were the will of God for me had, unfortunately, been engaged before I got there. Oh! The Dilemma of a Single Searching Brother! And one of the Sisters even kept me waiting for three years, without giving me a "Yes" or a "No". Until I was delivered from the shackles. At last...!
Right there I knelt down in Prayers and she knelt down in my front with her eyes closed. There, I told the Lord, as I held her hands in prayer, that, "Today, Lord, our Ministry have started. Today, Lord, we shall serve you together with all our life and with all our heart." We prayed further for His help and Mercy upon us. That was day and time, our ministry, Mount Zion began.
That was Sunday 4th, August 1985.
And She was 21 Years Old then, while I was 25!
Is it not evident that the Lord actually led me?
NOW TODAY, THIS GIRL IS 52!
Very Dependable woman!
Strong and Visionary!
Caring and Loving !
Woman of Faith and Vision!
Submissive and Humble!
I am not flattering...!
I HAVE POSSESSED MY POSSESSIONS IN HER!
Happy Birthday!!!
Sister Gloria!
FROM EVANG. MIKE BAMILOYE.
Source: https://web.facebook.com/MIKEBAMILOYE/posts/10153217784271831

Jokes EtcHow To Avoid Her This Valentine by joshing(op):
Incase she is demanding more dan u can giv, this is a way out in this year's valentine

PoliticsRe: INEC Shifts Rivers Rerun To March 19 by joshing(m): 10:38am On Feb 03, 2016
so wht wil happen to the public holiday slotted for 5th feb intended 2mak pple prepare?
CrimeRe: Jealous Husband Baths Wife With With Acid For Leaving Him (photo) by joshing(m): 5:20pm On Feb 01, 2016
Y is she smiling pls...dt she made front pagehuh
CelebritiesRe: Bovi Speaks On His Mother's Death by joshing(m): 5:19pm On Feb 01, 2016
RIP mama Onoriode
FamilyRe: 20 Men Marry 2nd Wives In Zuntu, Kaduna State (Photos) by joshing(m): 10:15am On Feb 01, 2016
hmmm sounds barbaric
RomanceRe: Sleeping With Your Sister. by joshing(m): 8:57am On Jan 27, 2016
I bliv itz wrong to sleep with your sister now..girls plenty in our society & I'm wondering hw dt kind of mistake occured
SportsMourinho Clocks 53 Today by joshing(op): 9:21pm On Jan 26, 2016
Happy birthday to Chelsea's former boss, a sport revolutionist on his 53rd birthday

Christianity EtcRe: 6 Reasons Sunday School Is Important In Your Christian Life by joshing(m): 2:19pm On Jan 24, 2016
boboLIL:
Chai,, I was once a sunday school student....until adolescent age arrived and I started using sunday scholl as. An excuse to accomplish my sexual mission... Lolss.... Nice one op
May God 4giv u
CelebritiesRe: Timaya Looks Dapper In Church Outfit by joshing(m): 1:44pm On Jan 24, 2016
GENT95:
hmmmmmmmmmmmm all dis outfit na vanity..................meetinq GOD on ma mind
5pm
PoliticsRe: Funds Looted From Nigeria In Last 5 Years Can Service 3 Annual Budgets – EFCC by joshing(m): 3:58pm On Jan 23, 2016
Do your work sir
RomanceRe: Guys!!!. Which Parts Of The Female Body That Turn You On The Most? by joshing(m): 8:16pm On Jan 22, 2016
bweast/nipples
SportsRe: CHAN 2016: Nigeria Vs Tunisia (1 - 1) On 22nd January 2016 by joshing(m): 4:06pm On Jan 22, 2016
Krasid:
Who will Nigeria play in the last group game?
Guinea

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