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CelebritiesRe: Adekunle Golds Voice Compared To Patorankings, Whose Voice Is Better ? by joshing(m): 11:18pm On Apr 05, 2016
This isnt meant for competition, both voices are on diff lanes. If you love comtemporary (Reggae dance hall especially), you prefer Pato on the oda hand if you are a lover of indeginous yoruba voice... Golden Kunle will be your choice so plz itz just about you like not as if you can say any is better
SportsRe: Jude Ighalo Celebrates His Daughter's 2nd Birthday by joshing(m): 3:01pm On Apr 04, 2016
popesam1:
Ighalo the slayer of chelsea
Like criously do u watch football?
RomanceRe: Keeping A Long Distance Relationship Alive by joshing(m): 11:06pm On Apr 02, 2016
layla129:
It can be really frustrating and boring at a point i tell you but a distant relationship that survives only grows stronger. I'll share some of my personal tips from experience with you which has helped and is still keeping us going.
1. Visit each other; if you're lucky to be in the same country, visit each other. And if in different countries, still visit. Spend time and money on travels.

2. Video calls/ chats; being able to see each other regularly and talking about EVERYTHING develops intimacy. Send photos, take shots specifically for him.

3. Make an effort and be determined to make things work; if he's a very busy dude like mine, my sister you have to really try. U jst have to pin him down to get things sorted. The longer issues linger, the gap becomes wider.

4. Keep yourself busy; focus on your life too, develop yourself... apart from the personal benefits you gain from this, it tends to take your mind off the thoughts of him for a while. And i'm sure he'll even respect u more for that.

5. Set some rules; in my case, i made it a standard that we should never sleep over a disagreement. We must settle it before it before we both go to bed...i've gone to bed 3am on an occassion because we just had to straighten out things.
We know each other's schedule for the whole day

6.talk dirty to each other and be very romantic; you know what to do tongue
Plus, tell him when you're angry or unhappy about anything because he is not with you physically to see your expressions.

These are the ones i remember for now, i hope they were helpful? Hang in there sis
Walahi I wan date u...dt ur final point is da bomb..thumbs up
CelebritiesRe: Baddohssneh (olamide)finally On Snapchat __ See Username by joshing(m): 10:52pm On Mar 27, 2016
Kul
CelebritiesRe: Photos: Yemi Alade Celebrates Easter, Shares Photo Of Her Mum, Real Mama Africa by joshing(m): 12:55pm On Mar 27, 2016
Destined2win:
I learnt her Mum is Igbo..don't know how true
very true her full name is Yemi Eberechi Alade.....dad is yoruba mum is Igbo (Abia or Anambra) pple cal her yoruba Igbo
CelebritiesRe: Uche Jombo Stuns In Monochrome Jumpsuit (photos) by joshing(m): 11:17pm On Mar 26, 2016
nice
PoliticsRe: Saraki At Dino Melaye's Sister's Wedding - Photos by joshing(m): 8:35pm On Mar 26, 2016
Bird of a feather flock together



Anyways congrats to her
PoliticsRe: Breaking News: We Have Not Recovered Any Loot From Politicians Yet -prez. Buhari by joshing(m): 8:31pm On Mar 26, 2016
chai!!! I just pray that the money spent on investigation & probe wont be more than what we will get....it so well with this...change in paper & mouth...things getting harder...Lord have mercy







Any ways FTC for d tym
PoliticsRe: Governor El-rufai Hosts Super Eagles Players To A Dinner(photos) by joshing(m): 3:11am On Mar 26, 2016
lolz...efe Ambrose no supppose chop.... #just kiddind nice one super eagles all the best in Egypt





Waz ds afta the slap?
Christianity EtcRe: Throwback Photo Of Bishop David Oyedepo And His Family by joshing(m): 3:05am On Mar 26, 2016
Nice pic...kul family










Y is dis thread in politicshuh?
Christianity EtcRe: Post Your 'Front Page-Worthy' TOPICS And LINKS Here by joshing(m): 3:03am On Mar 26, 2016
Topic: An In-depth Consideration On The Death Of Christ
Link: https://www.nairaland.com/3011368/in-depth-consideration-death-christ#44115066
Christianity EtcAn In-depth Consideration On The Death Of Christ by joshing(op): 2:58am On Mar 26, 2016
At the age of 33,
Jesus was condemned to death .
At the time
Crucifixion was the "worst" death. Only the worst
Criminals were condemned to be crucified. Yet it was
Even more dreadful for Jesus, unlike
Other criminals condemned to death by
Crucifixion Jesus was to be nailed to the
Cross by His hands and feet.
Each nail
Was 6 to 8 inches long.
The nails
Were driven into His wrist. Not
Into His palms as is commonly
Portrayed. There's a tendon in the wrist that
Extends to the shoulder. The Roman guards knew
That when the nails were being hammered into the
Wrist that tendon would tear and
Break, forcing Jesus to use His back
Muscles to support himself so that He could
Breath.
Both of His feet
Were nailed together. Thus He was forced to
Support Himself on the single nail that
Impaled His feet to the cross. Jesus could
Not support himself with His legs because of the pain
So He was forced to alternate between arching His
Back then using his legs just to continue to
Breath. Imagine the struggle, the pain, the
Suffering, the courage.
Jesus endured this
Reality for over 3 hours.

Yes,
Over 3 hours! Can you imagine this kind of
Suffering? A few minutes before He died,
Jesus stopped bleeding. He was simply pouring water
From his wounds.
From common images
We see wounds to His hands and feet and even the spear wound
To His side... But do we realize His wounds
Were actually made in his body. A hammer
Driving large nails through the wrist, the feet overlapped
And an even large nail hammered through the arches, then a
Roman guard piercing His side with a spear. But
Before the nails and the spear Jesus was whipped and
Beaten. The whipping was so severe that it tore the
Flesh from His body. The beating so horrific that His
Face was torn and his beard ripped from His face. The
Crown of thorns cut deeply into His scalp. Most men
Would not have survived this torture.
He had no more blood
To bleed out, only water poured from His
Wounds.
The human adult body contains about 3.5 liters
(just less than a gallon) of blood.
Jesus poured all 3.5
Liters of his blood; He had three nails hammered into His
Members; a crown of thorns on His head and, beyond
That, a Roman soldier who stabbed a spear into His
Chest..
All these without
Mentioning the humiliation He suffered after carrying His own
Cross for almost 2 kilometres, while the crowd spat in his
Face and threw stones (the cross was almost 30 kg of weight,
Only for its higher part, where His hands were
Nailed).
Jesus had
To endure this experience, to open the
Gates of Heaven,
So that we can have free
Access to God.
So that your sins
Could be "washed" away. All of them, with no exception!
Don't ignore this situation.
JESUS
CHRIST DIED FOR YOU!
He died for you! It
Is easy to pass jokes or foolish photos by e-mail, but
When it comes to God, sometimes we feel ashamed to forward
To others because we are worried of what they may think
About you.
God
Has plans for us, show all your friends what He experienced
To save us!
Christianity EtcRe: Musa Dikwa Apologises To Oritsejafor & Oyedepo Over N7 Billion Allegation by joshing(m): 10:02pm On Mar 24, 2016
tola9ja:
Note = no wailers must most qoute if you dont want asarailu to blow final whistle for you


BUHARI vs HIS HATERS

I am neither surprised nor worried by " their" hatred for Buhari... rats and a cat can never live in the same place. Too many things divide and draw heavy distinctions between PMB and his haters:

¤ He loves Nigeria , they hate it.

¤ He thinks of Nigerians, they think of themselves and family.

¤ He is honest, they are dishonest.

¤ He has character, they lack it.

¤ He pursues the Hereafter they struggle to have the world in their armpits.

¤ He is patriotic, they are greedy and selfish.
¤ He serves, they derail and enslave.

¤ He is devoid of moral stains, they are immorality personified.
¤ His past is clean and shinny, their past hunts them.

¤ They are thieves, he catches thieves.

¤ They have stolen, he wants to get back the loots.

¤ They are insects and pests, he is a powerful and effective insecticide.

¤ Fear fears him, they are afraid.

¤ They are running, Buhari is in hot pursuit.

¤ They call for division, he works on unity.

¤ They say Boko Haram, he calls Nigeria.

¤ They want Biafra, he chooses Nigeria.

¤They shout Niger Delta, he advocates Nigeria.

¤ They shared money for arms, he is retrieving the money and buying the arms.

¤ They sponsored insurgency, he is defeating insurgency.

¤ They are like gel, he is the fire melting them.

¤ They make the noise, Buhari does the work.

¤ They are destroyers, he is a constructor.

¤ They are wailing and weeping and crying, the man is smiling, shaking, organising and hugging poor folks.

How can they love him?
• The more they hate him, the more we love him.
• The more they fear, the more we feel secured.

I can not choose a rusted iron and leave gold. Buhari has chosen Nigeria and I have chosen him.

(Pls pass on until it gets to every patriotic Nigerian)
dude hw does your post relate to this threadhuh? your people lied on men of God can you defend them or STFU
CelebritiesRe: [MUSIC] Lil Kesh Ft. Space Garcey – Cause Trouble (part. 3) by joshing(m): 1:56pm On Mar 23, 2016
Will they banned dshuh
Nairaland GeneralRe: Easter: FG Declares March 25, March 28 As Public Holidays by joshing(m): 9:38pm On Mar 22, 2016
Happy easter Nigerians
CelebritiesRe: See What This Police Officer Was Seen Doing To This Girl In Lagos (photo) by joshing(m): 2:53pm On Mar 22, 2016
lolz...safety 1st
SportsRe: Today's Safest Betting Tips With 99% Accuracy by joshing(m): 2:51pm On Mar 22, 2016
hmmmm I dnt bet
SportsRe: Today's Safest Betting Tips With 99% Accuracy by joshing(m): 2:50pm On Mar 22, 2016
hmmmm
CelebritiesRe: Nigerian Celebrities That Should Be Dating Each Other. (pics) by joshing(m): 2:48pm On Mar 22, 2016
what about me and Lady F? grin
PoliticsRe: BREAKING: Judge Withdraws From Saraki's Suit To Stop Trial. by joshing(m): 2:46pm On Mar 22, 2016
d man no corrupt & him no wan judge corruptly
Christianity EtcRe: Pentecostal In Kaduna Called The Riligious Bill Anti-christianity by joshing(m): 2:44pm On Mar 22, 2016
I concor
FamilyRe: Kids Drinking Dry Gin In Lagos (Photo) by joshing(m): 2:05pm On Mar 22, 2016
The post abov me asked an important question
PoliticsRe: 'we'll Fix Power Supply Problems In 3 Years,' - Buhari by joshing(m): 1:15am On Mar 22, 2016
3years timehuh
during campaignhuh
PoliticsRe: Question: Must Inec Use Corpers For Election? by joshing(m): 1:11am On Mar 22, 2016
tor abeg help me ask ooo
election no be place of primary service
others will appreciate if offered
Risking the lifes of corpers
FTC
PoliticsRe: Why FG Can’t Declare State Of Emergency In Rivers – wike by joshing(m): 1:04am On Mar 22, 2016
Wike fearlessly commanding Victory
CelebritiesRe: 'Stay There Dey Vex While I Keep Getting Paid' Timi Dakolo Replies A Fan by joshing(m): 6:24am On Mar 21, 2016
oga Timi tel am ooo
CelebritiesRe: Srawny Chickens Are Called ‘WIZKID’, Fat Ones Are Called ‘BADOO’ – OAP Freeze by joshing(m): 6:18am On Mar 21, 2016
so much trash
PoliticsRe: We’ll Expose Jonathan If EFCC Arrests Us — Ex-associates by joshing(m): 6:15am On Mar 21, 2016
baseless news with no source
CelebritiesRe: Omotola & Her Husband, Matthew Vacation In Hawaii (Photos) by joshing(m): 6:14am On Mar 21, 2016
enjoy yourself jare...no time
PoliticsRe: Wike Mocks APC After Rerun:'You've Federal Might & Army But We Have The People’ by joshing(m): 6:03am On Mar 21, 2016
Yes...tel dem Wike

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