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Priceless Gem: Omo see guilty pleasures naaa

shey as u dey read some u dey feel hiray?.

nbright: Joebest.. Enjoy

na u na... carry go

searching my elder brother's trousers.. d guy dey nairaland o...

musKeeto: U get all this info, na im u never slap Seun with money, buy nairaland.. shift go one side joor...

lol.. I tire 4d guy. Him dey lyk nollywood film native doctor wey dey mke ppl rich bt hmself dey poor.

f**k d match...ASSnal go f.up again. dey lose matchs dey re suposd 2 win.I'd rada watch my america election wt ease,dan watch ds match wt tension!

na mouth dem dey mke. Dem wnt bribery 4rm jonathan. Watch nd c,ds whole mata go soon die.(aftr payment).

how dos changn of pant affect d price of dt whch was nt 2b named ***garri*** .una gudnyt@ppl wey gt yansh 2 wear pant.

jammyng: This is a personalized question being asked on a publicized forum

Den answer it in a personalised manner!

wts d need changn underwear wen i dnt wear any?.. My balls nids fresh air 24/7. Nd i tink ds underwears re jst blokn dem. ***IF I DNT TAKE KIA OF MYSELF,WHO WIL??***

dopeJemi: MODELLA

I'm proud of mah team

We did welL

Chelsea waznt man enof 2 continue wiv deir junior boyz

Atleast alex tried 4 putting faith in our young Lads

Chelsea cudnt do d same instead dey changed deir squad 2 d 1s dat played on sunday

I'm proud n I also accept dis defeat

No chelsea fan should quote me except ModelLa

.....WORDS THAT TOUCHS D HEART.....

[quote author=mc~evans]We did not play with out key players yet we held Chelsea hostage.[/quote]and dd chelsea play wt der key players also? Guy go slip. Dem don win una. SIMPLE

franchizy: I'm convinced dat Chelsea fans are shameless for rejoicing for a win in Carling Cup. A Shame and big Tufiakwa to all Chelsea Fans

u a big FOOL... Y cnt u jst lt dem celebrate der vctory? E CONCERN U?

lol.... Payback tym.. ALUU TINS

waiting 4a thread dt wl read "PPL-SMUGLER USED WITCHCRAFT 2 TERIFY BOYS IN2 SEX SLAVERY" y mst t b grls?

Ryda: mumu no be 2012 we dey so?

Abi which kind cender u dey use

Nt hs fault.na ova anxiety 2 shw hm I.T.K attude.dts y he made d mstake

nice film...DIRECTED BY TECO BENSON.. Starring,JIM IYKE,as d bad boy.

wen am alone? NA MADNES TINS.

FUNNY NONE OF Y'AL WANA B JESUS

[quote author=Ricky_Ross]Mikel Obi and Peter Okoye MUST be in this list otherwise it is not complete.
In what way is Davido sexier than PSquare or Mikel Obi?[/quote]I TIRE O!!! Davido sexy ke? D guy no evn put wizkid.

hollandis: Its not "on" it is "in".You need to polish your vocabulary

I.T.K.... e cncern u?

cosmatika: Nonsense. Dis is not d 1st tym I'v heard or seen such. It hpnd in my village some yrs ago. D man woke up during his funeral and asked for akamu(pap). He died finally afta taking it. D scientific explanation is dat these ppl wia neva dead. Either dey wia in coma or in severe hypoglycemia. Give Mannitol or 50% dextrose-in-water respectively and u see d prsn come back to lyf

And u tink d doctors dnt knw ds?? Bro.Der re tins science cnt xplain YET.

OMO,NA HELL FIRE DT BOY ENTA O! E 2 HOT. DTS Y HM COM BK CM ASK 4 WATER! JST HOPE DEY GAVE T 2 HM.COS TS GONA LAST HM 4 A LONG TYM

redsun: And poster what did you do to save the situation?Did you call the emergency service?

OGA!!!! u evn gt any emergency number?

Sun of god: Climate change is here . . .things will get worse for Nigeria.

Some places will become unin habitable (lagos?)

What climate change? is breakn of a dam a natural disaster?

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Umaru Musa Yar'Adua, GCFR. Former
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Namadi Sambo, current vice
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Atiku Abubakar GCON, Former Vice
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Sunday Awoniyi, Northern Yoruba
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Ayodele Awojobi, Scientist and
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Turai Yar'Adua, Former First Lady
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Shehu Ladan, Former GMD, NNPC
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Rebecca Ndjoze-Ojo, politician
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freecocoa: My lollipop thanks, ba wo ni? I had to do something cos the pain and anger was almost driving me nuts.

WHAT DD U DO?

rafhell: great. so i should dump my iPhone for a Nokia. ??

SUIT URSELF

NEVA U DATE A GRL IN DSAMES HOSTEL WT YOU!

[quote author=black_beau]i hope they have a 24hr survellance on the planet or else before they get there next time,some greedy nigerian politicians may send people to go empty the planet of its resources[/quote]Go der wt wat? our satalite wey miss 4 space,hw far?

Billyonaire: That's very limiting. I try to juggle many fields. From politics to science, Cosmology, Mysticism, Advanced Physics, yes I love physics and Industrial Chemistry.

JACK OF ALL,MASTER OF NONE!...ds shws u jst speakn nonsense most tyms.>>>PATRICK OBAYAGBONA<<<

Billyonaire: No one goes there mam. Its rotating and revolving too fast. Remember its 2 times the diameter of Earth so 18hrs revolution cant be handled, even her size will generate 2 times earth's gravity. Its a deadly combo.

ARE U A GEOLOGIST OR A PHYSICIST??

since d planet s rich in carbon nd silicate,den i bet der must b generation of magma in almost all parts of d planet surface.makn it unsafe. xo anybody wey wan travl 40 light yrs jst 2 gt diamond,shud b prepared 4 Aluuish roasting!