₦airaland Forum

sapien: Go and prepare for your admission in November.You are already admitted!

WOW..... I nearly shed tears of joy...

LizyL: OMG who is your english teacher?

very scary english...

virgo: Nairaland a PDP tool? *Falls down from chair laughing*

u don see am na... every thing wey dem hate na pdp...

kutchs: Come back and tell us the state in Nigeria of which Abuja is capital.

NO MIND DT FOOL. a city has a state.do abuja hv a state?

flyuche: EVIDENCE OF LACK OF PLANNING. HOW CAN A CITY DEVELOP WITH PLANNING. THE PRESENCE OF OIL COMPANIES IN PORTHARCOURT DOES NOT MEAN IT'S DEVELOPED.

d presence of oil cmpanies in port harcourt means d roads wl b bad.same wt lagos. Enugu nd calabar roads gud because na mostly personal cars dey flex d city. bet me,if d commercial cars wey dey PH nd LAG enta enugu n calabar,der roads wil b disvirgined....lol...

flyuche: somewhere off Tombia in GRA II.

dts govt area. mention 1 place fr ph wey dirty.

flyuche: The most developed Nigerian city is Abuja. Period.

Mind u,Abuja is nt a city.It is a federal capital teritory.We re talkn abt state cities nd nt capitals. Is Abuja govern by a governor? NO! ts governed by a minister. TNX

flyuche: I Live in PH. I have families in Owerri, Enugu and Anambra ,so I frequently visit these places. I am sure you live somewhere in the outskirt of Enugu. It's like somebody residing in Oyigbo and calling it Port Harcourt. My friend we are talking about Nigerian cities and cites have boundaries. You can't be dwelling in a bush near the main town and be claiming you live in a city.

whr in ph do u stay?

SuyaEater: Ikeja for me

https://farm3.static.flickr.com/2512/3736722158_1e3d202226_b.jpg

PLS WE SAY PIX OF DEVELOPED AREAS ND ND TREES OR JUNGLE.....LOL....

emmke: Most industrial/commercial
Lagos
Port Harcourt
Kano

Most beautiful
Calabar
Jos
Enugu

U spik d truth. bt is jos stl beautful adta al ds bombings?

[quote author=black_beau]For those of you that are choosing ph,y una choose am? Ph is one of the dirtiest state capitals.I stay there and I'm telling you the state is so dirty and their roads are bad.personally,I'd say uyo-akwa ibom and cross river-calabar.[/quote]U b hypocryse. na ppl lyk u no dy do sanitatn 4 ph. nfact, whr u dey stay sef? old or new ph city? nd specify whr

flyuche: Portharcourt is all hype. a city largely without plan. Enugu has better road network, the city is relatively well planned,you SEE better houses, trees adorn the city.... Enugu is just one big " A ".

Boy u dey lie.Enugu local die.Imo s evn beta dan enugu.talkn abt der roads,enugu no dy try.dey re d major producers of coal,bt der roads re stl lyk ABA roads.Talkn of port harcourt,if only u knw d population of ppl nd cmpanies dt re here,u'l nt b sayn ds.U cnt judge lagos nd port harcourt on der roads because of d amount of cmpany tractors dt roams d city.And i gues u'v nt bn 2 PH l8ly,if nt u'l nt b sayn such.Cn enugu boast of gud govt schs,hospitals,job mploymnt? I GUESS NO. PLS nxt tym use calabar 2 cmpare nd nt Enugu. TNX

Beaf: These are Nigeria's most developed states in order:

1. Lagos
2. Delta
3. Rivers
4. Anambra
5. Akwa Ibom

Na lie. Remuv delta frm dere.Remuv akwa ibom nd put calabar..And pls wipe out Anambra as well.

that babe with fowl head na apga?.

scored 224 in jamb and 248 post utme sociology and the school is my first choice....any hope?.

MEHN! Lasgidy is so fukd up. MEHN! Lasgidy is so fukd up.

CuteTj: Unfortunately, both of them have been useless lately and may end up giving some/us their fans heart attack.Though this match will end 20-0 in the favour of my Arsenal. Up Gunners!!

Guy,i been wan bak fire u fr dt comment u mke.bt if nt 4d fact dt u re an ARSENAL FAN.y wl u say "USELESS LATELY?"everybody knw say we f.up,bt dt dosn't mean u shud say dt.CHELSEA FANS fit curse dmself,bt no b ARSENAL FANS.

amosy007: Lol. Haramites Is that d new dictionary name for boko haram.


Anyway i dnt trust d jtf guys. They always have a way of covering their shame.. If they kill 3 boko haram they wil say they kill 30. If they eventually kill 30. 23 of em will probably be a civilian that is just in a wrong place at the right time

NA TRUE TALK U YAN...ANYBODY DEY KILL IS A BOKO HARAM MEMBER.

bak den i ws stl in sec sch..So i wsn't opportund 2 hv a GSM.Bt i remember how our teacher wl race out of d class just to ans hs call.And how he uses it to toast d oda fmale teachers. lol.... and na SAMSUNG C100. A week later,my mum bought dsame fone for 39k in a bonanza in port harcourt.We celebrate dt evenin lyk say na chrismas.

xreal: In that case, another post should read - "How much was the first SIM and Phone you ever bought for your girlfriend?".

na true guy.....lol...

e concern u if we b academy?

dis is pure wickedness.No Northern copper dey 2 post go dere? If na me,i no go go at all. MY LYF SWT PASS WHITE T-SHIRT AND KHAKI SHOE.

they wer just unlucky. Or dem no sabi spy well.

derailed starring clive owen and a nigerian movie starring to.to di.ck I've forgotten the name of d home movie

[quote author=optimus-prime1]
Good Lawd, these little whipper-snappers of these days...[/quote]u don rush comment...

wow....

Tobexin: didnt you see it when you finished.....nevertheless what did you apply for.....asap

sociology

to me uniport post utme exam is the best.... immediately u clicked on the submit button, you will see your score... it's a computer base test.

valencia25: God bless those who volunteer to protect church and make it successful...

make what successfull?... the promises of more bomb blasts to come?.

otooro: everyone is busy enjoying the jokes, u're busy fooooling around! mtchew

he said the truth... I'v seen this joke but without tha adekunle ciroma's own before..

Tobexin: click the same link as if you want to register for post jamb, youre all advice to go print it out and beware of mysterious help that claims to be ict members, chaos,

I've checked it.... 248