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Your generations would die , IDIOT !!!

BuariCopyPaste:
Buhari must die insha Allah

fifty:
For them who don't know: Givers forum is very porous to hacking. Imagine a site like that running clearly on a php script? (Website developers would understand Berra). Knowing fully well that it would be carrying Financial datasets of lots of Nigerians. MMM is more secure, I am comfortable with 30%.

Mumu wat do u ve to say about facebook using PHP ?

Bro pls call me on 08184096896 , i av something for you.

lordZOUGA:
Hello Everyone,

There seem to be a trend by banks in Nigeria to create subpar android mobile app for their services. So, I decided to start re-creating their interfaces with Material Design to see if I can illustrate a better app that will be intuitive to use.

I based it on Access Bank's mobile app because that is the one I use a lot and have had a lot of frustrating experiences with it.

Attached are activities with most elements.

In the current Access Bank app, there about 3 separate actvities for fund transfer. I really don't know why that is.

There should be a Navigation drawer, for easily switching the current account in use anywhere in the app.

https://i.imgur.com/XtHdkxP.png

Yes, reduces stress for me and they make money too .. Can his game do any of those MUMU ?

ChuxMyk:
Lol. The fifa and pes you've been playing since, e solve any problem 4 u?

What problem does this solve na ?? Nigerian developers and stupid ideas are 5 & 6 !

spinna:
Nothing will relieve your tension like driving around lagos with no rules and no consequences. No LASTMA, or police, no VIO officers and no Go Slow.

Imagine driving at top speed through Lagos and performing flying stunts with your car without hurting yourself or anybody else. Lag Racer is coming!. The beta version download will be made available soon

@lalasticlala people should know about this so FP please?

Check out the game play video & pics below:


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K54HdhR616k&list=PLCYevrKgWXcxSGfgWO3YkBMo2Ir5hQdy-&index=1

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charix:
Thank you for the information. I would contact you via the telephone number.

call me on 08184096896, i am in abuja .

hmm. dis one strong

meanwhile vote for me here to help me win 20k

http://me2.ng/single-contestant?contestant_view=1&id=1023&name=Dayo

Hadez:
1. We can't just have a day off without receiving numerous calls from annoying set of toasters and so called friends.
Like seriously? Can't you guys just keep to yourself and don't bother us? You call morning, noon and night and all you keep saying is "how are you, how was your day, have you eaten, what are you doing at the moment, OK I will call you later" are you an FBI agent? Mtchewww

2. We are tagged as flirts. This especially I hate to the bone. Even here on nairaland. So because she is pretty and she clubs and dresses with swag does that mean she is an olosho? Too many kids in this country

3.we can't just walk without being noticed. OK, I am not all that pretty but can't I just walk pass a street without guys stopping to say hello? Can't i just go to a store to get something without someone offering to pay? Can't i just eat in peace without you offering to pay my bills and get to know me in the process? Leave me alone!

4. Too many DM, PM...do I need to say more about this? I get nothing less than 100 messages on fb in 2days. I am lucky, my bestie gets more than 500 messages daily she had to delete her fb messenger because the messages are just too much
Even instagram isn't helping matter. Should I start with nairaland too?

5. We are tagged as unserious students. Imagine someone saying the pretty ones are the dumb ones why the ugly girls are intelligent. Just imagine, well my gp speaks for me. Not all pretty girls rely on their beauty

6. We are called lazy and dependant this is the funniest
I have 2 jobs and I pay my bills myself. why will I want to depend on your peanut?

7. They call us proud. This is saddening. Sometimes it is just about having a high self esteem not pride

8. Most guys just want to show you off as trophies and have sex then move to the next pretty girl. This is why we take a very long time to study you before allowing you in but most guys will become too desperate and loose their chances.

#drops pen

so 4 ur mind u pretty UGLY GOAT !!!

NemzySeries:
U n ur cash na thief both of una b......go were dem dey sell accidented vehicles & stop encouraging criminality here.....poor man

Oga police, i don hear u !!!!

kayjasper:
That price will only get you Scrap of those cars you listed above!

Cut your coat according to your cloth!!!

abi !!!

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hilaryiwens05:
like seriously...dis is simply hilarious...I can't stop laughing

I have come to realize that Kaymu steals content from Olx . Once i post an ad on OLX , hours later a kaymu agents calls to inform me that my advert has been listed on Kaymu without my permission . I honestly don't think this is right because OLX works so hard to get the traffic and Kaymu steals the content to fill up their website ..

Below is a screenshot of the ad i listed some weeks ago for my girlfriend , hours later kaymu posted it on their website .

Hayjaycity:
Lolz....you didn't go there to complain, you are coming here to complain... Whi is in d better position to make corrections, you don't have time to go to their branches, but you have time to post libelous comments on an organization on Nairaland!!!.. You wan come here dey show say a difference of #18k showed on ur bank account and you no get time complain.. Keep ur mumu story to yourself

i bey u to comment ODE !

Hayjaycity:
I do not believe the OP, someone having just 18000 in his account deducted by 10000 will not ignore that amount, such person will rush sharply to the nearest bank branch... Stop lying OP... You may be sued!!!

Read before u talk

Last week saturday there was an 18,000 difference in my account , on sunday the 18,000 difference reduced to 8,000 difference

i have been a Firstbank Account holder for over 4 years now . most time i don't pay so much attention to my balance . of recent i have noticed some funny movement in my account .

Last week saturday there was an 18,000 difference in my account , on sunday the 18,000 difference reduced to 8,000 difference .

i overlooked that hoping it won't repeat itself . Today on checking my balance i noticed close to 7,000 difference .

i think they are doing this as i probably don't use alert .

i am sure they are doing same to other customers who don't have alert or monitor their balances .

i have complained to them via email , as i really do not have much time to visit their branches ...

Pls advice on the next step to take , i am thinking of changing my bank ASAP ...

Shortyy:
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cheap wigs with a big head

Shortyy:
and you son, are a hypocrotical bastård. bye

Only if ur prostitute mother used condom all these wld ve been history ... Basta\rd..

gambit10:
won't be replying u after this coz u obviously lack what it takes to contribute to a public discourse of this nature, especially when it borders on national interest. u should try the romance section, it requires little or no (common) sense to make a point there.

Tell dat senseless Goat...

Shortyy:
and you want him to do it now? let your messiah come and do it himself.

Madam, u re a fool. Ur iQ low pass nepa lyt.

LateBloomer:
I've noticed that whenever I drive past certain spots in my area, some agbero would yell out "Element!" Once it was a female attendant at a petrol station that did the same thing. At other times, I just get a condescending smirk from people. I never experience this when I drive my other car.

I was wondering if anyone could demystify 'the Element stigma.'

element na just empty box, it ain;t a car.

chris4gold:
Can you code a cbt software for an higher institutions in the country? If your answer is yes, reply to this trend and i Will supply you all the info that is required. Thanks

Sure , can you send me an email on josieboy55@gmail.com or whatsapp 08184096896 .

I have developed something similar for an higher institution

danaiks:
You this fatherless beggar...can u grow up plzzz!!

Yo just a demented fellow

Na yabaleft your case dey
I rest my case ooo

Everthing u just wrote best describes your father.

danaiks:
Who da hell is this retard??!!

it is your father

danaiks:
Nice one
Labour party is going down!!!!
Pdp don collect broom from APC

GEJ till 2019!!!!

fool

I Just Replied your mail

josieboy:
email me josieboy55@gmail.com or whatsapp 08184096896

email me josieboy55@gmail.com or whatsapp 08184096896

Tolulope95:
Hello everyone.. I am new here on nairaland.. I would love to own my own website.. I need something like this

1. www.greenboard.ml/
2. Geeks. Ng

Pls comment below if you can be of help..

add me on 7F4375A8

hello,

Send me your logo and color theme you intend using to josieboy55@gmail.com.

I hope the demo is for the home page alone ?

Tnks