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Music/RadioRe: What Music Are You Listening To Right Now? by joudini(m): 9:09pm On Sep 29, 2016
Shym3xx:
Yes, that's why I've been vibing to that classic and timeless Beanie Sigel tune right there. One of the most beautiful hip-hop tunes ever.

Those dyck chasers clowns are foul and they played themselves. How are you going to sucker-punch a legend cos he's by himself in-front of his wife and kids? The broad street bully, Beanie Sigel? It won't end well for Meek Mill - he'll either catch a beat-down or get shot. His career is almost over. The Game destroyed him. And once Nicki Minaj leaves him - it's over for him. grin
Meek is wildin' out as fvck now. Beans wade into the situation talmbout how Meek should calm the fvck down that he aint all that. Beans also hinted that Drake smashed Nicki (with this line "rolled over in bed and asked you fvcked that nigga ?"wink and Meek was so insecure bout it that he used the ghostwriting front to start a battle with Drake.

Meek can't choose his battles. His case with Drake got him beefing with Ar-ab, he ratted to Sean Kingston that Game's people took his chain (this had Philly OGs getting into a situation with LA) and now, he is in a situation with someone like Beans.


The next "L" this dude takes might be him in a body bag.
Music/RadioRe: What Music Are You Listening To Right Now? by joudini(m): 3:22pm On Sep 29, 2016
Shym3xx:
Beanie Sigel - Feel it in the Air


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qKdS2WHUsIE

I know you can't, don't, won't get it/
You nygahhs chose to ride that ship, sunk with it/
I'm still afloat, I ain't the captain of the yacht but I'm on a boat/
I ain't acting what I'm not/
Knowing that I don't, you nygahhs acting like you will but I know you won't, you won't/
I read between the lines of your eyes to your brows/
Your handshake ain't matching your smile/
I'll holla, you nygahhs foul


Legendary beans the mack.
Yo, this dude has just been knocked the fvck out by Dreamchasers affiliates.

Still one of the real ones from Philly tho.
PoliticsRe: Niger Delta Avengers Break Cease Fire Bombed Bonny Export Line by joudini(m): 12:55pm On Sep 24, 2016
The NDA seem to have a definite target plan. They are crippling the export lines.

Hmmm. Revolućion.
CelebritiesRe: New Photos Of Lineo Didi Kilgrow, D'banj's Wife by joudini(m): 5:50am On Sep 24, 2016
That fourth pic...the soothing allure, the enthralling peace and the angelic calm she exudes. Good lawd.

I'd still get a prenup tho...aint going out like a fool.
CelebritiesRe: Globacom To Drop Crisis-ridden Psquare As Ambassadors by joudini(m): 9:11pm On Sep 21, 2016
sukkot:
lolzzzz he a fraud. he as original as a 2 dollar bill grin grin
I feel you, fam but he aint hear you tho. Act like he the shiit when he aint farted yet. Must be low key mad at god like "why all these niggas eating but I have my shiit took". Stale plum ass having nigga.
CelebritiesRe: Globacom To Drop Crisis-ridden Psquare As Ambassadors by joudini(m): 9:02pm On Sep 21, 2016
sukkot:
hahahaha i love spanking that nigga shymmexxx like a lil boy. that ngga cant see me lolzzz grin grin grin
Nah, he aint see you, bruh, his vision aint 3D. Finna act like he some OG but we aint see the paperwork. What type of shiit is that?
CelebritiesRe: Globacom To Drop Crisis-ridden Psquare As Ambassadors by joudini(m): 8:55pm On Sep 21, 2016
sukkot:
yeah i know. whats good with you bro ? you aiitttt ?
Im aite, playa. I see you and Shymex sparring all the time. You showing the kid no mercy like Tyson in Vegas. Keep it up, playa.
CelebritiesRe: Globacom To Drop Crisis-ridden Psquare As Ambassadors by joudini(m): 8:52pm On Sep 21, 2016
Shym3xx:
Lol. I don't even know who's the bigger fraud between you and the nyggah you're fighting. grin

Who says "don't finna"? grin

First time I ever heard it in my life...didn't know there's a broken version of ebonics. grin grin

Finna = going to.

So, the nyggah said, "Don't going to play me like that". grin grin grin grin grin grin

Frauds.
I remember you, old head. Aint you Dr. Shenanigans? Fall back nigga or you gon have the jizz beaten outta your mouth.
CelebritiesRe: Globacom To Drop Crisis-ridden Psquare As Ambassadors by joudini(m): 8:48pm On Sep 21, 2016
sukkot:
ok brah now the convo has switched to gang stuff ? mkayyyyyyy
Im just fvcking with ya.
CelebritiesRe: Globacom To Drop Crisis-ridden Psquare As Ambassadors by joudini(m): 8:42pm On Sep 21, 2016
sukkot:
lolz weak sauce buddy. weak

we aint playing outcheaaa patna
Keep it real, cuz. Niggas here dont throw hands, we squeeze till the last shell fall off, know what im talmbout? I aint tryna get you shook but you gotta keep it real. Aint no medal for a dead OG. As long as you bleed, you can get hurt.
CelebritiesRe: Globacom To Drop Crisis-ridden Psquare As Ambassadors by joudini(m): 8:27pm On Sep 21, 2016
sukkot:
brah i deal with decllinations, right ascension, longitude, latitude, sidereal time, velocity, spectral type, magnitutude, altitude, latitude, planetary ingresses, apogee, perigee, perhelion, aphelion, moon void, star positions, asteroids, comets, nebulas, black holes, galaxies, constellations, meteor showers, asterixes, messier numbers, NGC numbers, obliquity of the planet, synetic vernal point, earth aphelion and perihelion, luna eclipses, solar eclipses, supermoons, equinoxes and solstices, midheaven, ascendant, vertex, etc etc etc . do these sound like mundane astrology ? i told you i do astronomy as well as astrology and astro-theology etc etc amongst a host of things i do
WTF!!!

Don't finna play me like that. The fvck! Quoting esoteric existential terms. . .fvck that. You trippin' and need to have your ass lined up.
CelebritiesRe: Globacom To Drop Crisis-ridden Psquare As Ambassadors by joudini(m): 8:08pm On Sep 21, 2016
sukkot:
they are both one and the same. the board on which astrology lies is the zodiac aka the mazzaroth. but for some weird reason i think you are thinking about horoscopes. horoscopes is some fake stuff. i deal in astronomy and astro-theology
If you telling me you deal in astronomy, you gotta come correct. I have a degree in a STEM field. Astronomy is basically bout quantifiable data of spatial bodies. Talking bout zodiac that has no metric, is tangential to astronomy. That's what im talmbout.
CelebritiesRe: Globacom To Drop Crisis-ridden Psquare As Ambassadors by joudini(m): 7:51pm On Sep 21, 2016
sukkot:
Brah act like you know. who said the alignment of planetary bodies interfere with individual occurences ? thats that clown horoscope shyttt you talking about. brah ? the people who control this planet, the illuminated ones use the zodiac as their time-clock. master the zodiac and you have mastered the world wink
This that clown shiit I be talmbout. Running around like you bout your biness and you kick knowledge but you aint all that. What is astrology without zodiac? Shiit just like making omelette without eggs. Talmbout planet control, world unification and shiit. Slow down bruh and pull your pants. Your shiit conspiracy theory and it aint popping.
CelebritiesRe: Globacom To Drop Crisis-ridden Psquare As Ambassadors by joudini(m): 7:33pm On Sep 21, 2016
sukkot:
grin grin grin jokes jokes jokes. ladies and gents we got a jokestar here cheesy

by the way tomorrow is the september equinox so it might get crazy tomorrow
Your word is like a fart wind, shiit hold no weight. I aint down with the keyboard on keyboard violence y'all gat going on here. Like how the fvck the alignment of planetary bodies spose to interfere with individual occurrences. . .Smh. Kids say the darndest things.
CelebritiesRe: Globacom To Drop Crisis-ridden Psquare As Ambassadors by joudini(m): 7:19pm On Sep 21, 2016
sukkot:
bros outcheaaa revolution is about to start. global race-war. blacks vs whites. its going to be lots of dying outcheaaa. its war time bro. grin
Calm the fvck down, nigga. Fear mongering ass nigga. Aint you the clown who gets a high talmbout that earth, stars and moon shiit? Finna act like you kicking knowledge when all you do is spout astrology which is just mind candy for fools like alchemy. FOH.
SportsRe: German Soccer Goalie Arrested After Conceeding 43 Goals In One Game by joudini(m): 8:36am On Sep 20, 2016
dominique:
He wasn't arrested, he was a taken away for his own safety. If he was in south America, he would have been history by now. no police can save him
Where did you get the story that he wasn't arrested but was taken away for his safety?

Read this https://www.yahoo.com/sports/news/german-goalkeeper-arrested-after-conceding-43-goals-in-one-game-171441312.html
PhonesRe: Ultra –thin Image Of Tecno Phantom 6 Appears In A Leaked Photo Again by joudini(m): 7:07pm On Sep 15, 2016
The deception by some of the posters on this thread is depressing.
PoliticsRe: Joe Abah Complains About His Innoson SUV Is Giving Him Wahala by joudini(m): 5:58pm On Sep 15, 2016
This contraption called a country is in trouble. Many of the arguments on this issue on all the social media I have visited are polarised along tribal lines.

Another Eastern Europe is around the corner. I have to get my fam out of this madness.
IslamRe: Pictures Of New Jummat Mosque Built By Igbo Muslims In Owerri by joudini(m): 1:28pm On Jul 30, 2016
And how do you know it is built by these Igbos? There is no evidence in those pictures neither have you provided any to buttress your claim.

And I think rational people should find it disturbing that opinions like this that is unsubstantiated is obscured and regimented to prevent objective enquiry, alternative perspective and dialectic criticisms.

If I have to sign a declaration of faith before I can contribute to a discourse that could be misconstrued then it means I have been deprived of my free will, independent beliefs and disenfranchisement by my religion or the lack of it. The ethos of free speech, online discussion and human liberty is been threatened and encouraging regimented thought is not a remedy for breaches.
CelebritiesRe: Amber Rose Finally Proves To The World That Her Behind Is Real [photos] by joudini(m): 7:55pm On May 20, 2015
RuPaul is gay. So, it takes a gay man to know Amber's butt is real? I need to consider my sexuality.
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Hello Ladies, I Need A Beautiful Dark Skinned Girl For A Relationship. by joudini(m): 8:39pm On May 14, 2015
Bolaino, l used to keep an eye on this thread since last year before my hiatus from nairaland. I have to lay it bare to you dude.

Never sell yourself short. I saw a comment asking about your physical attributes, job status and then how much you have in your acct. I mean the person asked how much you fvcking have in your acct. Were you looking for an account officer, a loan facilitator or a tax collector?

I have no qualms with people's preference for physical attributes, heck you can mould one if you want but if you are so blunt to ask me how much l have in my acct because l intend going into a relationship with you or your affiliate, then you need to check yourself.

Bruh, sh¡ts are happening out here man. I done seen things. Never go into a relationship with someone with an entitled mentality. Never ever make a girl think or imagine she is doing you a favour by marrying you. That's the surest path to depression when the novelty of wedding wears off and marriage sets in.

She is concerned with the funds in your account but she lists plain jane attributes that can be found in hundreds of thousands of other girls.

Read once more that letter the CEO of a financial house (J.P Morgan?) sent to the girl who was looking to marry a rich man.

Get your mind right man.

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