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Sports / Re: Kujah Seeks Speedy EFCC Action Against Jay Jay Okocha by joxxy01(m): 6:24pm On Dec 29, 2020
you again? Kukah
Education / Re: COVID-19 Lockdown: 500 Secondary School Students Pregnant In Benin by joxxy01(m): 8:05am On Dec 29, 2020
don't be surprised one teacher or principal may be responsible for one or two of those pregnancy

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Celebrities / Re: Rita Dominic & Her Fiancé Celebrate Christmas With Loved Up Photos by joxxy01(m): 6:14pm On Dec 26, 2020
Soarr:
I just prayed for them.. Show us children means after wedding, no be children remain?
Una for dey use una sense small small o
and you expect me to believe this trash... you think say na every body dey do mumu like you..
Romance / Re: Married Woman Dies In Young Lover's House After Marathon Sex by joxxy01(m): 10:58am On Dec 26, 2020
A married woman identified as Siphilisiwe Nokomo has died in a house of her younger lover.

The woman, 41 years of age, died after a long hours of marathon sex in Mpopoma, a small town near Buwalayo in Zimbabwe.

The cause of the sudden death of the unfaithful wife is yet to be known but police explained that they are waiting for the results of the post mortem exams to be conducted on the deceased in order to help them in their investigations.

“I can confirm that a woman identified as Siphilisiwe Nokomo, 41, of Mpopoma was pronounced dead on arrival at Mpilo Central Hospital. We are now waiting for post-mortem results to establish the cause of death,” the Bulawayo Provincial Police Spokesperson, Inspector Abednico Ncube disclosed.
Celebrities / Re: Rita Dominic & Her Fiancé Celebrate Christmas With Loved Up Photos by joxxy01(m): 10:41am On Dec 26, 2020
Soarr:
Show us children,
Hmmm we humans are so insatiable, the new music now is show us Children abi?... I wonder how this country will progress with bewitching people like you.
Celebrities / Re: Rita Dominic & Her Fiancé Celebrate Christmas With Loved Up Photos by joxxy01(m): 10:38am On Dec 26, 2020
chatinent:
Handsome grandboyfriend.
I know in ur heart of heart you were wishing it was you... yeye

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Sports / Re: FIFA Calls Off Men’s 2021 U-17, U-20 World Cups by joxxy01(m): 7:36pm On Dec 25, 2020
Canvass:


Right question. Since the boys in qualified teams would not be within the age range by 2023, does that mean all qualifiers should start all over?
actually, that the already qualified boys would be older before then doesn't really mean... its the qualified nation( country's name) that matters if u understand me...

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Education / Re: NUC Directs Universities To Suspend Academic Activities by joxxy01(m): 7:33pm On Dec 25, 2020
Nairalandwizerd:
like coronavirus, second wave of strike is coming
I reject it IJN

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Sports / Re: FIFA Calls Off Men’s 2021 U-17, U-20 World Cups by joxxy01(m): 6:10pm On Dec 25, 2020
Does this imply that the U-20 Wafu tournament which serves as a qualifying route to the U-20 Afcon and U-20 world cup has been cancelled too?

Remember, Nigeria just recently failed to qualify. Could it be a Blessing in disguise for our U-20 team?

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Sports / FIFA Calls Off Men’s 2021 U-17, U-20 World Cups by joxxy01(m): 6:03pm On Dec 25, 2020
The Federation of International Federation of Association (FIFA) on Thursday announced the cancellation of the men’s U-17 and U-20 World Cups due to the impact of Covid-19.

In a statement released on its website, it said that the 2021 edition of both tournaments will be cancelled, and the next edition will be held in 2023 at the venues that were to host the 2021 of the tournament.

“The COVID-19 pandemic continues to present challenges for the hosting of international sporting events and to have a restrictive effect on international travel. FIFA has therefore regularly consulted the relevant stakeholders, including the host member associations as well as the confederations involved in both tournaments originally scheduled to take place in 2021,” the football governing body said in a statement.

“In doing so, it became clear that the global situation has failed to normalise to a sufficient level to address the challenges associated with hosting both tournaments, including the feasibility of the relevant qualification pathways,” it added.

The men’s U-20 World Cup was to be hosted in Indonesia while the U-17 World Cup was to be hosted in Peru.

FIFA extended its gratitude to the host member associations as well as the authorities in Indonesia and Peru for their commitment and the tournament preparations made so far.


https://www.completesports.com/fifa-calls-off-mens-2021-u-17-u-20-world-cups/
Education / Re: NUC Directs Universities To Suspend Academic Activities by joxxy01(m): 5:52pm On Dec 25, 2020
na till 18th.. anyway my joy is that ASUU have called off

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Crime / Re: Mob Brutalized Two Boys After Being Caught Robbing A 'POS' Boy (graphic Photos) by joxxy01(m): 1:18pm On Dec 25, 2020
NewBeijing:
Fine boy like you stealing just because of Christmas celebration.

They have panel beated his face well well
abeg who be the fine boy... abi na my eyes no dey see well?
Politics / Re: Reno Omokri Offers Garba Shehu N7.8m To Sleep In Borno For A Night. He Reacts by joxxy01(m): 5:37pm On Dec 23, 2020
DeBigFab:
You want to set him up to be kidnapped when he knows you and your boss are the ones controlling the bandits. Then Dele Momodu to hold the stake. Haba!
common naw, even you ur self know that book haram, banditory, Herdsmen is by the northerners and for the northerners
Politics / Re: Reno Omokri Offers Garba Shehu N7.8m To Sleep In Borno For A Night. He Reacts by joxxy01(m): 5:33pm On Dec 23, 2020
Georgejeez:
Garba Shehu just reject the money and prove the claims of safety by sleeping in Borno

We wan just check something
Lol abi, even if the money is not clean reject it... and proof that "Nigeria is safer" by accepting the challenge shikenan

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Politics / Re: Reno Omokri Offers Garba Shehu N7.8m To Sleep In Borno For A Night. He Reacts by joxxy01(m): 5:31pm On Dec 23, 2020
Georgejeez:
Garba Shehu just reject the money and prove the claims of safety by sleeping in Borno

We wan just check something
Lol abi
Politics / Re: Reno Omokri Offers Garba Shehu N7.8m To Sleep In Borno For A Night. He Reacts by joxxy01(m): 5:27pm On Dec 23, 2020
blacknp:
He knows Reno doesn’t have 5k US to pay his mortgage, let alone 20 grand?
How did he know? that's the question Reno is asking him, if u know provide the evidence... u and garbage are even the same... basing everything on assumption just to suit ur theory

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Politics / Re: COVID-19 Measures Not To Deny Churches Of Offerings, Tithes - Lauretta Onochie by joxxy01(m): 3:25pm On Dec 22, 2020
GOTVee:
sad As a born again Christian who is meant to speak the truth at all times, I feel ashamed at the ridiculous level Christianity has been bastardized by the greedy and materialistic men in suits parading as pastors and church leaders. This woman had to throw a subtle jab at the church before the money hungry hyenas parading as pastors starts to attack the government when the money stops flowing in from innocent members who are cajoled with fear to part with their hard earned money. The useless and intolerant thug in Otta released a statement some days ago threatening people with contrary opinions with curses and I felt really sad about how gullible this criminals have made their members look. What is christ like in the unruly ways of these con men? Covid 19 has exposed the fraud in religion and until we revolt against this pulpit thieves, the mockery of Christianity has just began. No matter what we Christians say about Islam, their religion is not practiced in a shameful and commercialized way Christianity is practiced. I will lead a revolution against the church soon and if people are not ready to be free, I will gladly convert to Islam. Nonsense sad
Look at this Bloody aboki forming Christian, better go and slam ur head it's 3pm already and don't say what does not concern you... let people insult Christians is it your money we are using for tithe and offerings Oga face ur Islam biko

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Health / Re: 19-year-old UNILORIN Student Commits Suicide After Losing N300m To Forex by joxxy01(m): 12:07pm On Dec 22, 2020
The love of money is the root of all evil

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Education / Re: COVID-19 Second Wave: All Schools In Nigeria Closed Till 18 January 2021 by joxxy01(m): 8:05am On Dec 22, 2020
e don be for we students, FG is just hell bent that we will spend 1 year at home..abeg wetin school do Buhari?

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Politics / Re: Buhari: See What NTA Staff Said About Him In 1984: Throwback by joxxy01(m): 7:40pm On Dec 20, 2020
budaatum:

Glad you laughed. Don't stop there though. Work plenty de, or we will be wailing still like lazy fuqs long after we kick out my bubu.
But trust me Bro... you never made any valid sense.. not even one, just dodging from the truth.. Good night
Politics / Re: Buhari: See What NTA Staff Said About Him In 1984: Throwback by joxxy01(m): 7:22pm On Dec 20, 2020
budaatum:

Who send you? Do you not have a family? Don't you like good things? Why are you not simply providing the food on your farm for your own belly and that of your family?


And that cattle did not fall down dead?

But why will "Fulani and their cattle" not "come to my farm to graze all that I have labored for after "calling my self to duty" and then even threaten my life"?

Can you tell me the difference between the "Fulani and their cattle", and your "duty by owning a farm where I cultivate to provide food for the country and increase GDP", because, honestly speaking, they look like the same thing to me, and you should really be handling it over without them needing to threaten you.

On my farm, when Fulani ate my cassava, I informed them very strongly that I work for my cassava like they work for their meat so if they let their cattle eat my cassava they must understand its like I eat their cattle so I went to their oga and demanded payment for my cassava and got it.

Ok, I understand you might not have the powers I have accumulated, and my farm is in Osun State where Fulani and cattle is not overwhelming me, and we are organised in my town, and nobody born the Fulani who will try such a thing because boys know where they live and will just kill their cattle in retaliation. Still, wherever I am, so far its not North, I am sure me and all the other cassava growers can pull together and resist. Abi dem no get jujuman for your area so their cattle die?

Where in Nigeria is your farm, joxxy01?


First, I do not agree he is their patron since their doings is detrimental to him really, and you're only being tribal, and before they brought their cattle down South they completely ravaged his own North, I hope you know.

But to be honest with you, I do not know how to convince you that "their number one Patron seating in Aso villa" does not care about you or has insufficient knowledge nor the ability to stop them, and when he even said they should do ranch cattle farming to get them off your farms, well, you did not exactly see the benefit of farming your farm as a ranch now did you? I mean, instead of reskilling, and advance from crop growing to animal processing, did you not say Fulani was taking your land?


Specialization is dead. That's why you must be agile and versatile. If one market no sell you do not just sit there, is how we say it in the market. You get off your lazy ass and find opportunities that work. Another word for it is reskill, or diversify.

As for your motivation. Your belly, or starve. Though, since your "duty by owning a farm where I cultivate to provide food for the country and increase GDP", I would not be surprised if you are starving already.
Whaoooo I laugh, I now know who you are.... no point arguing. I now know you.
Politics / Re: Buhari: See What NTA Staff Said About Him In 1984: Throwback by joxxy01(m): 2:16pm On Dec 20, 2020
budaatum:

Then forget about country. How about you just better your self? Or would you give up because bubu is incompetent? And besides, why are you calling someone else to duty instead of calling yourself?

If you are being oppressed, then stand up and fight for your rights goddamit! Though, you see those Fulani, at least, especially the almanjeris? Their oppression is far greater than you can imagine, and if we don't fight to educate them (you better read that as, "force education down their unwilling ignorant throats"wink, they will just become more bandits and terrorise us even more, even if you separate them into a country of their own.
Imagine what this one is saying, force education down whose throat?? Beside what then is Buhari's work as a President? maybe u should school me... Okay I called my self to duty by owning a farm where I cultivate to provide food for the country and increase GDP... and then some backward thinking Fulani and their cattle comes to my farm to graze all that I have labored for after " calling my self to duty" and then even threaten my life... what do u call that, and to add more salt to injury their number one Patron seating in Aso villa is not seeing anything wrong with it, as a matter of fact has not labelled them terrorist what do u call that?? where then is my motivation to farm when I am not protected?? how do I Perform my "Duty" coz that's my area of specialization
Politics / Re: Buhari: See What NTA Staff Said About Him In 1984: Throwback by joxxy01(m): 1:11pm On Dec 20, 2020
God this country should be divided, enough of rubbing shoulders with this Zombies
Politics / Re: Buhari: See What NTA Staff Said About Him In 1984: Throwback by joxxy01(m): 12:57pm On Dec 20, 2020
budaatum:

You can not go back anywhere, sorry. Hopefully, your going forward would be to where you determine to go. I have faith in us. Our glorious days are ahead if we work damn hard for it instead of thinking a President will be our messiah. Remember, this one called us lazy fuqs!

first and foremost presidency is not an award, its a call to duty.. but reverse is the case with Buhari... he has succeeded in making life tough for the common man despite all his vein and empty promises.. the masses pay extra for everything without getting anything in return or maybe just some set of individual been the beneficiary.... The few Nigerians that are working hards to make end means and better the economy are been killed by Bandits and Fulani and he his not doing anything about.. and yet you clamouring for the citizen to work hard to develop the country? is it under this oppression or what?
Politics / Re: Lawal Saidu: I Saw 1,000 Bandits With AK-47 Rifles, Some Under Influence Of Drug by joxxy01(m): 12:32pm On Dec 20, 2020
I will advice all the northern Christians to vacate the north... let the core northerners keep taking arms against them selves... Let them govern them selves. Let see how far they will go since they have succeed in accommodating their fellow fulan herdsmen and refusing to tag them terrorist..

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Celebrities / Re: Bobrisky Is Learning, Meet Andile Peter, The Most Beautiful Gày Ever by joxxy01(m): 1:05pm On Dec 19, 2020
Bobrisky still fine pass this one.. no Homo
Education / Re: Brief History Of New Appointed Vice Chancellor Of Ful Lokoja by joxxy01(m): 1:00pm On Dec 19, 2020
Very Good... I am most Happy that woman would no longer be the V.C
Politics / Re: List Of People Not Happy That Kankara Boys Are Released by joxxy01(m): 9:12am On Dec 18, 2020
blamingthedevil:
End SARS. Buhari ended SARS.

Bring Back Our Boys. Buhari brought back our Boys.

A listening President Extraordinaire



Just so you know some .bad belle citizens aren't happy kankara boys are released....they are

1. PDP
2. Wailers
3. Enemies of Nigeria
4. Atiku
5. Aisha Yesufu
6. Reno Omokri
7. IPOB
8. Oby Ezekwezeli
9. Sowore
10. Prophets and Imam of Doom
11. Afenifere
12. Ohaneze
13 . Sympathizers of Jonathan Govt etc
14. SOROSOKE miscreants
15. Some Northern Elders


Add yours



Add to the list
The script was not well acted, pls next time you guys she include that little boy in the "mummy calm down video" he will interpret the role better than those smiling Almajiris that spoilt the whole script

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Education / Re: Christmas:what Will You Be Cooking? by joxxy01(m): 8:28am On Dec 18, 2020
Food
Celebrities / Re: Nancy Isime Visits LUTH Children Emergency Ward With Mascots On Her Birthday by joxxy01(m): 7:28am On Dec 18, 2020
I just like this Girl
Family / Re: Abroad Sisters, Stop Shaming Us by joxxy01(m): 5:10pm On Dec 17, 2020
UwaMmebii:


Hmmm marry her here, leave her here so that another man will be fucking her? Nah I will rather marry a black America there
Lol to avoid stories that touch

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