OMOJOHN001:
Please guys drop your comment.

I don't want a situation where by she will be forming and making me feel less of a man later in the future.

Samysearch:


Unfortunately, 'Jesus' peace be upon him wasn't his birth name & he never heard it. Check the Jew pronunciation & u will realize that u have been lied to for years. Even 'John' too. Peace be upon him

dasnan:
That's what I heard over the radio. In fact my school ABU is resuming on the 25th of Jan.

gaius01:
Arrrrrrrh
I can design SMAN ID card as low as N100.
Just 'hit' me !

buymyride:
In a bid to ameliorate the raging pandemic effect on hard working Nigerian men, we the stingy men association have finally decided to step in and save the day for our fellow men already caught in trap and most especially the simps.
Forms are out for coaching and tutoring on how to alphamize

Executive positions 2k
Junior leadership positions 1k
Lower divisions 500 naira


Let me see what I can do saves the day more than you can ever imagine


Let’s step up to the occasion and avert this pandemic doom

dasnan:
Only 4 unity schools, so universities can resume except if there's any change.

Tilykay:


Let's assume you are just playing around with that last statement.

Lorayne:
very very unsafe... if you resume now we might all get covid 19..... leave it till march abeg.

Diffpussies:
1. Trafficate/Trafficator


The correct word is "Indicator", when it's on a vehicle. When you use your indicator, the verb is "to indicate". The word trafficate doesn't exist in English. Trafficator is an obsolete word, used to describe an obsolete device on the side of a motor vehicle.

2. Night Vigil

A Vigil means a period of time when people remain quietly in a place at Night. So, really, there's no point adding Night to it when Vigils are known to mostly hold at Night. You may just want to call it a Vigil.


3. On/Off The Light

There isn't much to say about this grammatical blunder apart from the fact that each time you make that statement, make sure you add Switch to it. For example; Switch On the light/Switch Off the light. Can be used with any other object that can go On or Off


4. Reverse Back

Reverse already means; to change the direction, order, position, result, etc. of something to its opposite. So, if an object is in motion, it can be reversed. And when it is in reverse, it's surely coming back to it's initial position. No point adding Back to it.


5. Next Tomorrow

Most Nigerians generally use "Next Tomorrow" when speaking English. Please, stop murdering the English Language. The correct thing to say is; Day After Tomorrow.


6. Cattle Rearer

The word; Cattle Rearer does not exist in proper English dictionaries. Instead, you may say Cattle Herder. That's a more appropriate way of referring to people who raise/tend to cattle or other ruminant animals.

7. Convocate

Convocate is an archaic English word which means to call together or assemble but Nigerians mostly use it when they're graduating from tertiary institutions. Proper word is Convoke.

8. Plate Number

Most Nigerians including traffic law enforcement agents use the word Plate Number, which is very wrong. Number is supposed to come before Plate. So, basically, it is called Number Plate and not the other way round.

9. Barb/Barbing

This is very common among Nigerian men. Barb or Barbing does exist in the English dictionary but it has nothing to do with haircuts. You can go have your haircut at the Barbershop but you cannot Barb your hair because Barb means; a sharp projection near the end of an arrow, fish hook, or similar objects.

10. Short Knicker

Knickers ordinarily mean loose-fitting 'short' trousers gathered in at the knees. The British call it Knickers while Americans call it Shorts.

Unfortunately, Nigerians marry the British and American way of saying it together by saying ”Shortknicker




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Trayceey:
I Need Your Opinion On This Issue That's Threatening My Relationship

My fiance wanted to come to the house to see my mum but I told him I won't be around because I'm about heading out to somewhere, so he asked me if my mum would be around, then I said yes and he said he would still go to see her and it doesn't matter if I'm not around.

When I later got home that night, my mum complained that he came empty handed. He didn't bring anything for her and she was the one who offered him her drink.

Although initially, I didn't see anything wrong with that but when my mum expressed her displeasure, I later called him to ask why he came to the house empty handed then I let him know I wasn't happy with him, that it would have been better if he didn't come. He tried arguing with me but I hung up.

Since then, we haven't spoken to each other nor visited each other. Was I wrong?

JidennaJason:
The Daura cow lover has sworn to make life unbearable for Nigerians irrespective of your ethnicity, but the amazing and funny thing is that some piece of dog shiits who tag themselves[b]'BMC' (Buhari Media Cows) will still give glory and honor to baba lifeless....



"Hiking of electricity tariff 3 times in 5 years"

What a bad record.[/b]

PolymathAdeoye:
Applying BODMAS in non-fraction problems.
Then we rearrange as:
-10 X 0 + 5 +5+ 20 +20
Ans=50