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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: XHS Nigeria Limited (abeg Who Know Them) by joyakhilome(m): 11:30am On Oct 06, 2021
I got the same interview too and how do i get to that address from ikorodu? Please
ElochukwuMadu:
Dear Candidate,

Kindly attend a test/ Interview as Service Engineer at our Head Office

Date: Thursday October 7, 2021 at XHS (NIGERIA) LIMITED, 14 Fatai Atere Way, beside MTN Office, Matori - CAPPA Bus Stop, Lagos.

Was invited for an interview

Please I need information on the company
The job role is Service Engineer..
How's their salary Structure
And other bonuses
Romance / Re: +18: She Said by joyakhilome(m): 7:18am On Oct 02, 2021
Everybody just dey lie angry
iLegendd:
No time to proofread. Kindly ignore typos.

So, yesterday was a crazy day.

She said she was pregnant, but I don't want a child yet. The only option was to get rid of the child.

I went to the first pharmacy and saw a woman on a long skirt. I knew she was probably a pastor's wife.

"Madam, do you guys offer abortion?" I asked her. She looked at me for some seconds and said no. In her mind, she wanted to advise me, but was scared.

Her daughter was inside the pharmacy. Damn! She was fine as f*ck.

I left there and went to the second pharmacy and met 6 astonishingly good-looking girls and a guy. They were carefully selected.

Since they were 6, I didn't want all of them to know why I came.

"Give me paracetamol," I said to her. The one that was attending to me. After giving me the medicine, I said, "Give me a pen and a paper," and she did. Damn! She was cute as f*ck. Everybody just fine anyhow for this town.

I wrote: do you guys offer abortion? She looked at me, smiled, and wrote yes.

"How much?" I asked. She ran to the madam, took her to a private space to ask her. She came back and said 10k.

In my mind, I said, "Only 10k? E cheap o!"

I teased her with something funny and she laughed.

"I will be back with her in few hours," I said and she said okay.

I went back to the house to pick her, but she was vomiting. I said, okay, lemme go back to the pharmacy to confirm if they offer home service.

I went back, but unfortunately, she said no, they don't. I promised to pay her for her service with some goodies. Luckily, she agreed.

Since I was a guy she doesn't know, she was scared to follow me alone, so the male nurse decided to come with her.

We arrived home and she injected her some hot injections.

I served them alcohol, groundnuts, garden egg, hollandia milk, pineapple juice, etc. and put TV for them.

I requested for her bank account to send the money for her home service.

Before she left, I collected her name and number. I searched for her on Facebook and found her.

Some naughty conversations happened in-between. Mehn! Nurses are too corrupt. Even at their pharmacy, some of the nurses were talking about threesómes and fivesomes. I was just looking at them as if I was a novice.

On her FB page, it says she was born in 2002.

We've linked up, but as a gay, she's just a new friend. She's from Imo state and pretty as f*çk.

I know she wants some d*ck sha. Imo girls like f*ck pass the unity of Nigeria.

Should I give her? Don't you think she's too young to handle a big d*ck?





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Religion / Re: Limousine: Pastor Kumuyi, What They Expected Of Him Vs What He Came With (Photo) by joyakhilome(m): 1:21pm On Sep 26, 2021
What a way to turn up for a crusade.. God bless you Sir..
I would have preferred a chopper tho cool cool

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Lafarge Africa Graduate Trainee Programme 2021 – Full Time by joyakhilome(m): 6:35am On Sep 25, 2021
I got it also.. We thank God for everything now we move. cool grin
Magdalene035:
I got the regret mail this evening. It's well. Congrats to those who are successful. Others better things ahead. I pray��. We move
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Lafarge Africa Graduate Trainee Programme 2021 – Full Time by joyakhilome(m): 7:56pm On Sep 19, 2021
Omo na to unfollow this post and find Cormat Oh and start hoping on God oh.. Who else applied for Cormat??
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Lafarge Africa Graduate Trainee Programme 2021 – Full Time by joyakhilome(m): 8:19am On Sep 19, 2021
I didn't get any mail.. All is well.. We Move cool

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Lafarge Africa Graduate Trainee Programme 2021 – Full Time by joyakhilome(m): 7:24pm On Sep 05, 2021
Hopefully this week will bring us answers and good luck grin grin

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Lafarge Africa Graduate Trainee Programme 2021 – Full Time by joyakhilome(m): 4:30pm On Aug 31, 2021
Well someone should at least send a screenshot of the message they sent them so we can move on

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Lafarge Africa Graduate Trainee Programme 2021 – Full Time by joyakhilome(m): 5:26pm On Aug 30, 2021
Hello friends, any update yet?
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Flour Mills Plc Graduate Trainee Aptitude Test by joyakhilome(m): 1:44pm On Aug 25, 2021
So sorry.. Did it later open for you? Cos I didn't wait until 1pm before logging in, I log-in by 12:59
jasonex4:
The test isn't loading for me... Am I the only one??
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Flour Mills Plc Graduate Trainee Aptitude Test by joyakhilome(m): 1:35pm On Aug 25, 2021
I started mine 12:59 stop by 1:28
JaxB:

hope you tried to access the test at the right time?
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Flour Mills Plc Graduate Trainee Aptitude Test by joyakhilome(m): 1:30pm On Aug 25, 2021
Done.. May God have his way.. I saw some similar question to the ones I did before with Lafarge first test.

Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Flour Mills Plc Graduate Trainee Aptitude Test by joyakhilome(m): 12:37pm On Aug 25, 2021
I heard it's GMAT and that's a compilation of quantitative and verbal reasoning
Ojolojolop:
Hello, please what question areas should i be expecting? I'm scheduled for 1pm today. Thanks

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Lafarge Africa Graduate Trainee Programme 2021 – Full Time by joyakhilome(m): 7:06am On Aug 25, 2021
You've heard from them or what? Please be specific
mrozey:
Yeah, I did.....
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Lafarge Africa Graduate Trainee Programme 2021 – Full Time by joyakhilome(m): 7:05am On Aug 25, 2021
Your Answer should be No not yet, we're still expecting them this week, Abeg nor put pressure for person body
buoye1:
Third you mean? Second stage was conclude about a week or two ago.
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Flour Mills Plc Graduate Trainee Aptitude Test by joyakhilome(m): 3:06pm On Aug 24, 2021
I think so cos if they wanted it to be done using a laptop they would have stated it.. Just saying
Paulhi5:
Anyone knows if d test could be done successfully on phone?
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Flour Mills Plc Graduate Trainee Aptitude Test by joyakhilome(m): 2:20pm On Aug 24, 2021
Can anyone give us an idea on what to expect? Please ��
Paulhi5:
I studied mechanical
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Flour Mills Plc Graduate Trainee Aptitude Test by joyakhilome(m): 2:19pm On Aug 24, 2021
For real, Thanks
Aiyemiracle:
Na GMAT
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Flour Mills Plc Graduate Trainee Aptitude Test by joyakhilome(m): 2:18pm On Aug 24, 2021
I also have the test tomorrow, I studied Electrical.
Paulhi5:
Same with me
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Flour Mills Plc Graduate Trainee Aptitude Test by joyakhilome(m): 12:12pm On Aug 24, 2021
I think it was July last month
ochechegift86:
Please when did you apply for this?

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Flour Mills Plc Graduate Trainee Aptitude Test by joyakhilome(m): 10:17am On Aug 24, 2021
Please add me to this chat or something I also got the invite for the aptitude test slated for tomorrow I need help as well
Kachi11061998:



Hello dear, please can I dm u?

I got a mail from fMn about GT program. Pls I need more information

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Lafarge Africa Graduate Trainee Programme 2021 – Full Time by joyakhilome(m): 2:30pm On Aug 23, 2021
Same with me
Oscarben23:


I did but no response from them yet
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Lafarge Africa Graduate Trainee Programme 2021 – Full Time by joyakhilome(m): 11:11am On Aug 23, 2021
Please while we wait for Lafarge, did anyone else applied for Fan Milk Graduate trainee?

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Lafarge Africa Graduate Trainee Programme 2021 – Full Time by joyakhilome(m): 1:01am On Aug 23, 2021
Lafarge should be this week ryt?
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Lafarge Africa Graduate Trainee Programme 2021 – Full Time by joyakhilome(m): 8:22pm On Aug 21, 2021
Not yet oh.. How about you? undecided
XhiKing:
Any mail yet?

Update if anyone has received feedback from Lafarge

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Lafarge Africa Graduate Trainee Programme 2021 – Full Time by joyakhilome(m): 5:24pm On Aug 19, 2021
Please who have heard from them embarassed embarassed
Kokoko52:

Have you?
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Lafarge Africa Graduate Trainee Programme 2021 – Full Time by joyakhilome(m): 5:22pm On Aug 19, 2021
am yet to hear from them about the next phase
Couragegodwin:
If u have been contacted, kindly let us know.
Celebrities / Re: Music Producer, Dr Frabz Shot Dead by joyakhilome(m): 7:59am On Mar 01, 2021
cryLife is really like beans oh.. wahala everywhere Rest in Glory Dr Frabz.. cryLife is really like beans oh.. wahala everywhere Rest in Glory Dr Frabz..
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Sheffield United Vs Liverpool (0 - 2 ) On 28th September 2021 by joyakhilome(m): 7:35am On Mar 01, 2021
good one for the reds
Health / Re: Man Slumps And Dies In Lagos During Early Morning Jogging (Photo) by joyakhilome(m): 9:01am On Oct 21, 2019
cool minute of silence for the departed soul

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