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The Enugu State Commissioner for Local Government Matters, Okey Ani, has announced that the ministry will introduce workforce management biometrics in a bid to address truancy at the local government level, the News Agency of Nigeria (NAN) reported.

The commissioner said in an interview with NAN that the level of truancy in local government calls for concern and that the majority of staff members only go to work to collect salaries at the end of the month and disappear thereafter. According to the commissioner, the new biometrics system would be implemented before the end of the first quarter in 2013.

“Nobody pays for nothing. No work, no pay. You are meant to work for you to earn your salary,” Ani said. “If we establish this biometrics system, it will checkmate both ghost workers and absenteeism, and so on. We will be able to establish how many staff in the local government system, the real authentic staff because the ghost workers syndrome is not a joke.”

As BiometricUpdate.com has previously reported, Nigeria has been rapidly adopting biometric systems across the country for a wide variety of applications. Currently the country is looking to capture the biometric data of its citizens over the next five years. Additionally, the Nigerian Customs Service has announced that it will introduce a biometric system to protect from hackers gaining access to its Direct Traders Input System.


Though it isn’t yet apparent which workforce management system the Commissioner plans to adopt, M2SYS reports that the Nigerian federal government has implemented the M2SYS Hybrid Biometric Platform identification solution to register and track half a million federal employees, also in a bid to prevent ghost workers.

olumaxi: i don read am,infact d story too swit..i had to read am 10tyms..oya send me my money..acc num 0123456789..bank savanah bank

lol...


@deekseen and Lordave.
thanx a bunch.

intbizoil: it is just a matter of time you will get bored. probably you just met him

only if u knw how long we've been in the journey. u will get my point.

carefreewannabe: @k2039

Sometimes, a girl feels attracted to a guy but being called AT LEAST three times a day is TOO MUCH.
I have dated a guy once who I really liked but him calling me many times a day and sending messages all the time was annoying.
I have no time for this. Apart from this, it's boring.
Why would I call you, when you call me all the time?
I don't like sening many txt messages, so too many from a guy, are just annoying.

Take it easy. Don't be too predictable. At the beginning, you are still strangers. She has lived without you for many years. You have to find your way into her heart to become a steady part of her life. You must do it slowly.

A friend of mine is totally different. If you don't call her 3 times a day and don't send at least two sms, you have no chance to win her heart.

However, be careful, don't rush her. Don't act desperate. Don't act like you have too much time because you're not doing anything useful with your life.

I and my sweet talks on the phone for about 15times a day and we never get tired. Na sms fit tire me to type but wheneva I see my fone ringing and its him, it gladens my heart. So that one u are saying is for you. Different people, different problem.

olumaxi: Woman,if u want trafic to ur blog,go n get ursef a software...CHINEKE! u want me to waste my precious 5MB 4rm a 100naira etisalat?.. GOD FORBID..lailai..kojo rara..ojoti..gboju mbe..next topic jor

lol..... no worry. Oya send me ur account number make i refund you the N100. but that will be after u read the story sha.

@all... yea i wanted to drag attension to my blog but as for the story, i didnt make it, got it from a radio program and decided to share it to know the kind of advice nairalanders would have given to this lady.

make ona no eat me raw.

Account Officer needed at a firm in Lagos


(HMO) Health Maintenance Organization is calling on qualified applicants to fill up the following position


Account Officer


Responsibility
Supervise account entries in the account book
Contribute towards the preparation of annual budgets.
Maintain other company’s financial records and also create a chart of account

Qualifications
Bachelor’s degree in accounting
Must have knowledge of any of the accounting software.
Minimum of 2 years in a similar position
The candidate must have a good communication skill (oral and written)
Must be energetic
Must have a passion for excellence.
Must be reliable, honest and confident with good interpersonal skill.


Candidates who have worked with HMO will have a greater advantage
Must be willing to adopt a proactive approach to work
Must be computer literate
Strong organizational skills
Strong logical and a good thinker
Strong internal drive to deliver results
Ability to concentrate and pay close attention to detail


If you have the above qualifications, send your application to 8217@jbng.me


http://www.fizzyjoy..com/2012/12/account-officer-needed-in-firm-in-lagos.html

Some days after the death of Nigerian Actor Enebeli Elebuwa who died in an Indian hospital, someone who claims he is a friend of Enebeli is saying he believes the Nollywood actor had committed suicide.

He said after Pete Eneh’s death, Enebeli contacted him and told him he was suffering, he needs a peaceful place and that his condition is getting worse each passing day. The friend said when he told him that on the phone, he travelled to India immediately to spend a month with him, the first day he got to India, he paid him a visit and Enebeli still went on asking him to tell the doctors that he needs a better place.
He left Enebeli and went to his hotel room only for him to hear the next morning that his friend had died.


make them allow the man rest in peace na.....

http://www.fizzyjoy..com/2012/12/enebeli-might-have-committed-suicide.html

This is a story from a very depressed woman who needs an advice.


I am 40 years old this year, I am a beautiful, intelligent but lonely woman. I was 17years old when I got admission into the university, and in my second year, I met a guy, we dated for about 4months and I got pregnant, when I got pregnant, I told my boyfriend and he denied impregnating me, he said we had only dated for 4months and that I was trying to trap him down with pregnancy which he was not ready for. With the support of my parents, I kept the pregnancy and had my baby girl, my daughter grew up into a beautiful woman.


The whole problem started when my daughter was 22 years old daughter. One day she called me to say she is bringing her fiancé home in 2days time, that he had proposed to marry her and she accepted. I was so happy to see my daughter achieve what I couldn’t achieve all though my youthful age.


When my daughter and her fiancé came home two days later, I was so dumb founded. My daughter came home with this cute, tall, dark and lovable guy, when he smiled, I almost melted. Immediately my heart loved him and I knew there was problem. I took them both inside and we got talking, they said they’ve made arrangements for the wedding to come up in 2weeks time. And I was like, why the rush, and they told me my daughter was already pregnant and they just needed to do everything fast.


After my daughter and her fiancé left, I kept thinking about this guy, what it will be like having him all to myself but then I also thought about my daughters feelings and how its going to hurt her if I make any crazy move at the guy and I don’t ever want to hurt my daughter for any reason so i thought the only way I was going to kill that feeling was to avoid seeing the guy.


read more here. http://www.fizzyjoy..com/2012/12/me-my-daughter-and-my-son-inlaw.html#more


Honestly what do you think thhis lady should do?

The man in the picture below is Taofeek Muraina, a resident of Gunwin Akingbile, Moniya, Ibadan, Oyo State. He is a 40 years old bricklayer who was born with one eye ball gorging out of its socket. Muraina said he has been with this eye problem all his life and as each day goes by, he feels like dying because of the way he is being treated in the society.
Mauraina was said to have attempted suicide twice and was caught on the two occasions. The first time was five months ago and recently on the 5th of December, he attempted to take his life again but was interrupted by his landlady who met him when he was mixing the poison he wanted to drink.
Mauraina said, everybody hates him because he has an eye issue, even his wife abandoned him and his 10years old son for another man. Where he does his bricklaying job everybody see him as a deformed man and nobody likes him despite the fact that he is hustling to make a living for himself and his son. These are the reasons why he wanted to kill himself.
Mauraina neighbours said his eye problem can be corrected by him undergoing a surgery but there is no fund to take him for any. When he went to the University Teaching hospital, he was asked to pay N10m.
He said he decided to end it because there is no one to help him out with the money he needs for surgery or even take care of him.

http://www.fizzyjoy..com/2012/12/a-man-tries-to-kill-himself-over-eye.html#more

D name of the polytechnic sef ehn... Na wah.

Am so loving this thread.
A friend told me about an interview that 20 people were shortlisted for. On getting to the company, the whole 20 of them were kept in a room for about 3hrs without anybody coming to attend to them, after a while, some of them began to gist, some turned their chairs to face each other while others kept their legs on their chairs and gisting and laughing. Little did they knw that the management was watching their every move from the CCTV. Only one guy comported himself and neva spoke to anyone... And he was the only one picked among the 20 of them...

pDude: What did curiousity do?

Curiousity killed the rat

Odara seeds and Orange seeds

@OP

U forgot to add cheating...
Even if she decides to still be with him, she will loose respect for him.

Nigerians can be stingy ehnnn... Even with an idea.. Na wah

Like Omotola said,

If your brothers opinion is why you re giving ur marriage a second thought, then u never reach to marry...

Dat ur brother must be a golddigger.
If u love ur babe, marry her.. If not, allow the babe go find guy wey him family rich.

And so? Make I fly? Mtschewww

Na wah ooo

femmyb: The question is which is your best Nigerian cities visited and why? not which city has the best punny, Nigerian men are some Hot modafuckers.

Apart from punny, e get another thing wey them sabi? Mtschewwwww...

Mynd_44: They would rather watch Tonto Dikeh

U wey dey talk, why you no go?

Hmmm...
Billionaire

U dey complain abt criticism. I beg come tell some people to go chyke for corner. No be here..

[url]http://www.zimbio.com/Nigeria/articles/XLzb8rDEpDh/
Rivers+State+Civil+Service+Recruitment+Graduate [/url]

Why in God's name does my post keep getting hidden na.. Am tryng to post d link for d rivers state civil service recruitment...

all4naija: Image of Abuja. Good looking but I don't like it.

If you no like Abuja, na 2 things go cos am either

1. You no get money or
2. You no get people to Mingle with.

Abuja and Calabar are Nigerian abroad.
Am a PH babe, I love my state wella but I think ABJ comes first...mehn with the right people and some cool money in ur poket, Ur going to love it.

Aba. The least city if u ask me
Akure. Beautiy without brains.
Owerri. Try for cleanliness.
Enugu. The last time I was there was 2006 and honestly, that place was a village but with the whole hypng, I guess I need to take anoda look.
Benin - nothing to talk about.
Delta- Advanced Aba.

Oooo Lorddd... I loved this man's movies... So sad...

RIP

slimmy05: @all please you guys should confirm, i heard the interview is still going on.. Pls you guys should give authentic information.

U should go and get the authentic information before coming here...

From now on, everybody here should change his/her name to patience...

No interview for today.. I went to the ministry and the place was jst too crowded, nobody was their to address us and I got tired and left. Like somene said, the whole process might start all over again. We gats be patient.

@lola.luv.

I am not generalising... I didn't use the word "only". I said players use the word "Sorry" more often. ofcourse there are faithful, cool guys who mean it when they say sorry.