2dice01:
lemme guess aswani or yaba market

Abi na bet9ja market

A market ur type can never visit.

Luxuryconsult:
don jazzy once said and i quote "a time will come when swag won't sell anymore, buh date a guy with vision and you'd be glad all your life."

ko wa tan bi Shebi you were busy forming then?? Ntor

Guy. I neva reach 30yrs sef talk more of entering menopaus. So please that ntor no be for me. I am sill hot in the market wit lots of suitors. just my selection package that has changed.

@OP

Pls I need that guys number.

I regret hurting alot of good guys in the past just because of yeye swag and style. Today they re happily married... So babe be wise. if he has a presentable look and a good character, pls keep him.

Tonye princewill jst posted this today on his facebook wall.

I say make I help am pass the message.

MrCork:



...hello joystick..can we mate?

Mr Cork abi Mr chicken. respect ur old age o... so u still havent changed. I will put you in my prayers sha.

dmercy141983:
My VP told us that by December all teachers that have B.sc will be dropped from the teaching job unless they upgrade by getting an education qualification ... Has anyone heard about this secret information too ? Please make findinds ok!

Ur VP dey spread fake news...

obajoey:
oga if a woman is pretty like jezebel, con fine like mami water, if she no get character and manner that beauty go be like shit for your face.

Na so we dey hear for nairaland...

Going through these pictures, I wondered why fine/rich people are being stingy marrying themselves. Kai. Which road wey fine guys dey pass wey me I no dey pass? See cuteness + beauty. I wonder the kind pikin this two go born. Congrats to them sha.

Really lovely.

Hopesweet2:
FCMB alert received one month. No deduction

UBE or SSSB? And which lga? Cos i use FcMB and mine has not entered o

mod17:
Yes Joyblinks I was seated with my friend when her alert just pump in and I smiled like it was mine that came in

Am also smiling nw. Good news...

mod17:
zenith has paid for june

Seriously When today?

Chibuking81.

Why are you crying more than the bereaved? People wey shishi no dey MMM na dem they cry pass. Who even told you MMM has crashed? Make ona shift go one corner abeg.

Back to topic.

I pray our arears drop before dec ending oo...

Fine girl

louismane2:


its almost dec....no xmas get togeda fr ph peeps dis year?

My dear, organising that get together isnt easy o. After calling and calling, u'll end up having only 10-15 people showing...

@OP. Warn the men.

Oversqueezing a girls boobs is so wrong. Some men squeeze boobs like Fufu.

ChyChy17:
I don't even know why we're so bothered trying to dissuade people from this MMM thing

Leave them. Mugu wey wan fall mugu go still fall mugu no matter how much you warn the mugu so save your saliva.

We are addicted to get rich quick schemes. Sharp sharp tinz. Not a lot of Nigerians have money, if we did, we would be the ones selling National Stadium and National Theatre to ourselves via Yahoo mail. No need for oyinbo racket.

Was it not in this Nigeria, that grown ass educated people were sold one bullshit scam about relocating to Canada? After paying through their noses and countless postponements and disappointments these people (numbering almost 7000) still went to line up at the National Theatre for the plane that will take them to Canada. Their common sense didn't think to ask if the National Theatre was an airport. Their common sense didn't think to ask how 7000 people were going to all fit in one plane. They went to queue up there like lamb about to be slaughtered.

This was after people had warned that it was a scam. The people that warned were tagged 'Jealous people' 'Wicked' 'Bad belle' etc.

They waited and waited under the sun. Sweating like pigs in their aso ebi. Yes o! The scam organisers still sold aso ebi to them under the guise that they all had to be in uniform wear.

After waiting for ages, plane no show. Then the scam organisers told them the plane had a little fault but they needed to contribute money to repair the plane so the plane could come pick them up at the National Theatre. And the buffoons paid. They all brought out money to 'repair' the plane. Can you just beat that? You are still being scammed even on top the original scamming. That's some long con bullshit right there. I'm almost impressed with the scammers. They had guts mehn.

Anyway, when morning turned into evening and night was drawing near, I think it dawned on even the most stupid of them all that this was a scam. And one by one, they began the miserable journey back to their lives poorer then they were. If you go to the National Theatre, you might still find one or two stragglers, waiting for the plane to be repaired. That's how silly we can be.

So leave these MMM people alone, let them carry on MMMing. Dem no dey tell cock say day don break.

You gon learn some day.

U just typed Nonsense with Confidence. U must be the amebo type. I believe if you give this advice to your husband, he will never cheat on u again. Please complain about non-payment of salaries and let MMM be.

tonero263:
Every personality involved one way or the other with info on the last batch are pathetic LIARS. am sure even the devil will be afraid of them. hahahahahahahahaha

My friend. Sharap dia. Talking nonsense with confidence.

ChyChy17:
'Source' not 'Sauce' pls. The latter is a kind of edible dish. You can check your dictionary for confirmation.

We all know dats d nairaland slang for source. Over sabi too dey do ona for here.

henroo5:
thank you joy,i got a job from a constructn company over their as an account,,and they sent to me visitors visa long stay of a year and six months,that they wil apply for permanent resident for me on arrival,

Woooww.... Congrats. They can only give you a work permit. U have to stay dia for 5years before u have a PR (permanent Resident) permit. Its surprising you got a job dia. Cos dia racism is plenty. They rarely employ foreigners except those Bangladesh, Srilanka, Philipines. But there is nothing impossible with God. U must have been favoured.

Its a beautiful place to stay, though u'll be kinda bored sha with those chinkos dia and if you careful u spend less on food. When you get dia, I can give u some hints on how and wia to eat/buy our naija foods.

ecmb:



September 12

Guy tell ur cousin fcmb to pray me my money oo

ThankGod say alerts don dey enter even if e never reach my side.

Meanwhile invest your money in MMM and get 30% of ur capital after 30 days. So when we have dry season again we will still be able to provide for ourselves. Have been on mmm since March and I can tell u, its working for me. Make we find wetin we go use hold body.

Follow this link to register http:///?i=obenejoy@gmail.com its absolutely free

Mmm-nigeria.net for more info.

Or contact me on 08062577118. I'll put you through anytime anyday.

Gerrard59:



Albeit, I have not been to Singapore, however, I had a Singaporean friend and totally in love with the country.

Singapore is a very strict nation, and your brother not having a RECOGNISED degree will not have a job whatsoever. Secondly, the economy has deteriorated over the last six months with the unemployment rate hitting 2.1%, the highest in 7 years. 5,500 Singaporeans were laid off between June and July, the citizens are pissed with the government and as a result Loong's administration has tightened employment passes for foreigners; skilled and unskilled. There are three levels of employment pass - which have agencies that recruit non-citizens. Unless for unskilled jobs (which the average Singaporean detest), any other job MUST be advertised for Singaporeans for maximum TWO weeks after which a non-citizen can be recruited. Companies are fined heavily for disobeying this rule.

I'll advise that your brother comes home at the right time and don't DARE overstay your visit, the rise of IS and its terror activities has emboldened the government to go against any individual suspected of causing havoc, citizens and non-citizens alike. It had its first bank robbery attack in 8 years recently (Singapore is the 2nd safest city on earth according to the EIU), the country was stunned; the culprit has been recognised (Canadian) and is currently under arrest in Thailand.

Finally, I implore your brother to be of good behaviour and avoid drugs, harassing women, stealing or any bad behaviour, Singapore has the death penalty and doesn't condone rubbish irrespective of your nationality. Also remember that it's the most expensive place on earth.

U've said it all. I was there for abt 3yrs. Dia wahala is too much.

No. As a visit pass or student pass holder, he won't be allowed to do any job there. Those people are damn strict. Sorry am jst seeing ur pm. Let me reply you.

Dickgift:
which lga is for thursday biometrics?

Delga

Pls ooo.. Is the holiday affecting the biometrics excercise? Cos have been excited that my LGA is slated for thursday only for me to hear its a public holiday.

My principal just sent a message. Ours is on thursday 7/7/2016

PPSB Degema.

And super excited. Can't wait to be over and and done with this biometrics.

Cruize306:
Is there any one among us that is so broke and stranded yet have no where to borrow?

I introduce to you the PayLater app.
Download this app on your android phone and you're clicks away from securing at most a N10k loan with a 1% daily interest rate. That means if you borrow N10 000, you pay an interest of N100/day for at most 30days.

You can only take the loan through the paylater app but can visit their website www.paylater.ng for FAQs and other enquiries.

Note, I am not a paylater agent neither do I gain any kobo for referring you.

Your boy,
Cruize306 aka Mr. Cruize

Chai. We yav suffered for cruize hand

Catalyst4eva:
I just got this message from FIDELITY PENSION:

Dear ******, We wish to inform you that your PIN, PEN********, is your VALID PIN. Reject double registration as it is not allowed by National Pension Commission. For enquiries call ******* or *******. FIDELITY PEN

But my worry now is that I registered again with LEGACY PENSION on Tuesday when we were invited to come to BMGS, Bori to fill another form. What will I do now?

You can register with many but u should submit only one to ur employer when it is needed. Fidelity sent me the same message today and I laughed. I believe they've heard people are registering with Legacy and they don't want us to divert to them. I'll stick to Fidelity sha.

Pls o. I dnt hve ATM card for my salary account/bank but I have d ATM card of another bank. Can I use this other banks ATM card?

That hair sha get as e be.

Imagine kissing her and those hairs entering ur mouth.

Men dey try sha.

Lordabas:
This isn't romantic atall. She's using style to ask the hubby for forgiveness on something.
Remember that woman in the bible that annointed Jesus' leg with ointment and perfumed then used her hair to wipe it before Jesus forgave her? Yes thats what this bride is doing.

If i was the man i won't still forgive her because she wiped the leg with towel instead of using her hair(so that woman wey use her hair for bible wipe jesus dey crase abi )

Hahhahaaaa... This ur analysis sha. Mke I sitdon small.

playtheblues:
Hope say no be ritual

Na so ur village people dey do ritual?