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Nothing special.... I have not had sex or kiss before and I don't make noise about it. |
GOAT Keeper! |
Just like Buhari promised us that #1 would be equal to $1. We are wiser now! |
BillGoldberg:
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Baba don change plan ![]() |
Hmm |
Go watford, u can do it! |
oderinde151:Lad, try it before you call me names... |
Drink a glass cup of pregnant woman urine in the morning, afternoon and evening consecutively for 9 months. Thank me later. |
THE CHURCH IS NOT YOUR PROBLEM Dear Activist, What exactly have you done to hold government accountable for the taxes they receive but can’t fix the basics of standard living? Roads----------bad Education----nose-diving. Electricity-----epileptic. Security---------zero. Health sector----even the government can't use it. Dollar to Naira---- crippling workers salary. Even though you pay tax by force directly or indirectly. "Yet, you are convinced that you have a moral right to complain about church edifices that members gladly contributed to erect?" We are not forced to pay tithe and offering. We do them willingly! Why are you concerned for us? We are not even complaining! Obvuously, your problem is not known to you. Focus, my friend. The Church is not your problem! #ReceiveSense! |
Do you watch videos before you start eating? If No same thing applies to sex... Nothing special about it |
USFOCUS:Try to sell your phone |
Heaven on their minds but Hell in their pussy.... Let this world come to an end now oh lord! |
Can we Fvck our girl friends before marriage? |
Buhari, Jubril or Jubrin from Sudan and us. On this topic anybody, who wants to, has the right to be foolish and stupid. Everybody has the right to believe whatever stories he hears about a Buhari double ruling Nigeria. Whether it is one Jubrin or Jubril from Sudan or Niger republic, please feel free to believe it. Whether he's shorter or taller, tiny or fat, uses right hand or left hand, has small ear or big ear, whatever, it's your call. Take it. For those demanding that president Muhammadu Buhari addresses the nation to debunk the allegation, you can build a gate in your house, if you don't have any yet, and then live in it and keep waiting for the day he will remove his cap and prove that he's Buhari original. Keep waiting. It's your right. But I can assure you that Buhari will NEVER address the rumour. He does not need to. I won't advise him to. However, I want to beg you reading this for one thing: please stop sending to me pictures, stories or whatever you believe is proof that we are being ruled by a Buhari double. Keep such to yourself and on your timeline. I don't need to see them or read stories about it. The little cell in my brain and the little book I read and the small exposure I have tells me "it's a story told by an idiot, full of sound and fury signifying nothing" - William Shakespeare. If you send any of it to me, then you're an idiot. I don't want to read the stories or see the pictures anymore. Currently, the president of Nigeria is Maj-Gen. Muhammadu Buhari (rtd) from Daura, Katsina State. He's seeking re-election for another 4 years. If you don't want him to be re-elected, get your permanent voters cards (PVC) and vote for an alternative. That's all. |
What happened to your brain sir? How would security personnel differentiate between APC and PDP members? SarkinYarki: |
PDP & Saraki are now cyclic/ignorable coordinates in the Lagrangian and Hamiltonian functions of Kwara Politics. The Lagrangian and Hamiltonian are both function of APC and Buhari #KwaraByElection18 #PoliticsAnalyticalMechanics #PhysicsPolitics |
Sleepover for singles is a SIN, don't indulge in it. |
Actuarial:Can you school me better? |
Still the same.. For 4 point; first class starts from 3.6 equivalent to (3.6/4.0)*5 =4.5 ( which is the same as first class in 5 point) Second class upper starts from 2.8 equivalent to (2.8/4.0)*5 = 3.5 ( 2.1 in 5 point) |
Let him visit Atiku as well |
Abeg pity the old man |
Naija tired me abeg |
Senator Ademola Adeleke, the PDP governorship candidate in the Osun election on Saturday may not be qualified to run for the office and his attempt to make things up, has landed him in Police trouble. Adeleke The police asked him and four others to report today to report to their Special Investigation Panel at the Abuja headquarters for arraignment in court. He and the other suspects will face a charge of examination malpractice, criminal conspiracy, personation. Here is the police statement: On 21st July 2017, the Osun State Police Intelligence Bureau (SIB) received and acted on an actionable intelligence about an ongoing examination malpractice involving Senator Ademola Adeleke and Sikiru Adeleke at OJO/Aro Community High School in Osun state. “When the Police operative arrived at the school, only Sikiru Adeleke was found seated for the examination while Senator Ademola Adeleke seat was vacant and was suspected to have escaped before the arrival of the Police operatives. “Further investigation revealed that both Senator Ademola Adeleke and his brother Sikiru Adeleke registered and were sitting for the National Examination Council Examination (NECO) 2017 as internal candidates impersonating students of the School at the ages of 57years and 42years respectively. This crime was facilitated by the principal of the school, and two other members of staff of the school for which they are under investigation and being charged to court. “The Principal of the school, Alhaji Aregbesola Mufutau, the staff responsible for registration, Mr Gbadamosi Thomas Ojo and a teacher Mr Dare Olutope were arrested on 21 July 2017. “Senator Ademola Adeleke was arrested on 27 July 2017 and Sikiru Adeleke was arrested on 8 August 2017. “Senator Ademola Adeleke made cautionary statement and admitted that he registered for the 2017 NECO examinations as an internal student in the said school but he didn’t sit for the examination. “However, Police investigation revealed the following primafacial and culpability facts against Senator Ademola Adeleke andfour (4) others. “Senator Ademola Adeleke made cautionary statement and admitted that he registered for the 2017 NECO examinations as an internal student in the said school and did not sit for the examination but have a result from NECO with Seven (7) Credit and One (1) Pass, a copy of which was obtained from NECO by the Police. “The Ojo/Aro 2017 NECO, SSCE school photo album (School’s copy), with Senator Ademola Adeleke and Sikiru Adeleke Photographs in school uniform in the said album. Senator Ademola Adeleke in the NECO 2017 Result obtained by the claimed that he was born on 12th June 1997 but in his statement to the Police, senator Ademola Adeleke wrote 13th May 1960 as his Date of Birth. “The photographs of both Senator Ademola Adeleke and Sikiru Adeleke appearing side by side in the photo album have no NECO stamps on them. “ Senator Ademola Adeleke and four others were arrested, investigated, granted bail and being charged to court. Charges of Examination Malpractice, Criminal Conspiracy, Personation, Breach of Duty, Aiding and Abetting against Senator Ademola Adeleke (PDP Governorship Aspirant in the 22nd September, 2018 Gubernatorial Election in Osun State) and four (4) others namely; MR Sikiru Adeleke, Alhaji Aregbesola Mufutau (Principal of Ojo-Aro Community High School, Egbedore LGA, Osun State), Mr Gbadamosi Thomas Ojo (School Staff responsible for the registration of candidates for NECO), Mr Dare Olutope (School Teacher who facilitated the commission of the crime) have been filed at the Federal High Court, Abuja under the Examination Malpractice Act, CAP E15, 2004 today, Wednesday, 19th September, 2018. “Consequently, Senator Ademola Adeleke (PDP Governorship Aspirant in the 22nd September, 2018 Gubernatorial Election in Osun State) and four (4) others namely; MR Sikiru Adeleke, Alhaji Aregbesola Mufutau (Principal of Ojo-Aro Community High School, Egbedore LGA, Osun State), Mr Gbadamosi Thomas Ojo (School Staff responsible for the registration of candidates for NECO), Mr Dare Olutope (School Teacher who facilitated the commission of the crime) are hereby advised in their own interest to report to the Special Investigation Panel, Force Headquarters, Abuja immediately for arraignment in court. Read more at: https://www.vanguardngr.com/2018/09/osun-police-statement-declaring-adeleke-pdp-candidate-wanted-for-exam-malpractice/
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Young boys and young men... |
LadySarah:Sense fall on you! Have you ever seen Nigerian army dressing like these ones? |
grayht:You are delivered my brother.... |
