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BusinessRe: Starting A Magazine - Is Print Media License Required ??? by joyjoomla(m): 2:02pm On Dec 31, 2014
akinalabi:
Go to the national library at Hubert Macauley way, Yaba Lagos and
have a name check to avoid title duplication. That will take them about
2 weeks.

Once the name is available, you can then print the first issue. You will
then take 4 copies of you publication to them, with a ISSN application
letter with a copy of your company registration.

It will cost you less than N10,000
Please what are other requirements, like expertise or professional requirement , legal e.t.c
And please must the company name be thesame as the magazine name? For exmple my company name is Abuk Investments and I intend my magazine name to be JULLYMag
Wl be glad to here from you. Thanks for d help already provided.
BusinessRe: Starting A Magazine - Is Print Media License Required ??? by joyjoomla(m): 1:59pm On Dec 31, 2014
akinalabi:
Go to the national library at Hubert Macauley way, Yaba Lagos and
have a name check to avoid title duplication. That will take them about
2 weeks.

Once the name is available, you can then print the first issue. You will
then take 4 copies of you publication to them, with a ISSN application
letter with a copy of your company registration.

It will cost you less than N10,000
Please what are other requirements, like expertise or professional requirement , legal e.t.c
Wl be glad to here from you. Thanks for d help already provided
NYSCRe: Nysc 2015 Batch A by joyjoomla(m): 12:27pm On Dec 30, 2014
Good day e-family.
Pls do we need school I.D card b4 we can enter orientation camp? If yes, what other document can one tender as evidence for those who have lost or place their I.D card. Or it it mandatarily I.D card.
I misplace my I.D card last two weeks.

Complement of the season to us all........mush love.
AgricultureRe: Starting An Oil Palm Plantation by joyjoomla(m): 5:12pm On Dec 28, 2014
okine4real:
mine feasibility report just dropped in mine mail. i dont know if these business is blood money but am seeing 60M Net profit. And from his analysis the land is just 25 acre which means its just 1500 palms trees. How can 1500 palm trees give you 60M net profit? even if its from the 8 year one start making these kind of profit, is it possible?
Bros please help me with the report.
Joyjoe85@gmail.com. Am an aspiring oil farming, planning to start work soon. I'll be grateful
AgricultureRe: Starting An Oil Palm Plantation by joyjoomla(m): 4:56pm On Dec 28, 2014
igbonla:
I apologize for the typo, it is 10,000 plantain per hectare (2.5 acres). I have corrected the info in the earlier post.

Thanks for pointing it out. Not sure of what else to share on the plantain but it is pretty straightforward once you get the real suckers and there are many good sources around.
I have another manual on that but it is too bulky to be attached here, still waiting for ideas on how to make it smaller by those experienced in such.
Please boss send me the manual. Joyjoe85@gmail.com Thanks
AgricultureRe: Starting An Oil Palm Plantation by joyjoomla(m): 4:22pm On Dec 28, 2014
igbonla:
I followed the FAO manual that I mentioned in my earlier write up using 9m by 9m (see attached extract from the document). I am far away from the farm now, it will take a while to get some pics. Will share whenever I get some.

Bought the palm at same price (N150 each), you can buy the smaller, younger seedlings for about N30 but will require further grow out in the nursery before you can plant in the open field.
Please bros, I also need a copy of the report.
Joyjoe85@gmail.com
WebmastersRe: This Website Is For Sale At A Give-away Price by joyjoomla(op):
www.concisehealthsolutions.com is really for sale at give-away price.
AdvertsRe: Am Aspiring To Start Cooking Gas Refiling Business Soon, Kindly Put Me Through. by joyjoomla(op): 10:26am On Dec 26, 2014
shakazuldadon:
7.70$ - 14.50$ per mscf
I can get you suppliers
it needs to be incorporated - CAC , STATE also
you have to be registered as a gas retailer
HSE must be available, quality control, qualified staff
standard cubic feet and btu British thermal units
location, prices , improper initial financial considerations
buy from quality source
you need storage tanks and dispensing pumps almost like that of fuel
LPG, LNG CNG
gas prices are usually indexed to oil but are relatively constant.

You need an expert to run the CFA for u using @risk and Monte Carlo simulations based on THE scale u wish to start.

Call me, I am an Energy Economist.
Thanks. Bt I still don't understand some technical terms u used, like HSE.
What is the function of standard cubic feet and btu British thermal units, and where and how mush can I get them.
Can you talk in plain language. Actually my budget is a million naira.
AdvertsAm Aspiring To Start Cooking Gas Refiling Business Soon, Kindly Put Me Through. by joyjoomla(op): 9:53pm On Dec 25, 2014
Am aspiring to start cooking gas refilling business soon. But I need to get something clear. Please help me on the following questions.

What is the present unit cost of gas from the supplier?
How will I get a supplier that will be delivering gas to my gas station (to be sited in Akure, Ondo State)?
Do I need to incorporate the business before I start?
Which agency is regulating gas station establishment, and what are the criteria I must fulfill?
How is cooking gas measured?
Where do I buy from?
What are the common challenges cooking gas
retailers face?
How do I identify quality gas?
How do I refill a customer’s gas cylinder?
What are the various types of cooking gas that
exists and which is the best?
What are the factors that affect the market
price of cooking gas?

And ESPECIALLY, How mush will it cost me to start a station that can fill up to 300 cylinders of 12.5kg per month.

I earnestly await your contributions to my success . Thanks.
AdvertsAm Aspiring To Start Cooking Gas Refiling Business Soon, Kindly Put Me Through. by joyjoomla(op): 9:40pm On Dec 25, 2014
Am aspiring to start cooking gas refilling business soon. But I need to get something clear. Please help me on the following questions.

What is the present unit cost of gas from the supplier?
How will I get a supplier that will be delivering gas to my gas station (to be sited in Akure, Ondo State)?
Do I need to incorporate the business before I start?
Which agency is regulating gas station establishment, and what are the criteria I must fulfill?
How is cooking gas measured?
Where do I buy from?
What are the common challenges cooking gas
retailers face?
How do I identify quality gas?
How do I refill a customer’s gas cylinder?
What are the various types of cooking gas that
exists and which is the best?
What are the factors that affect the market
price of cooking gas?

And ESPECIALLY, How mush will it cost me to start a station that can fill up to 300 cylinders of 12.5kg per month.

I earnestly await your contributions to my success . Thanks.
Jokes EtcRe: How To Have Beautiful Face And Skin, And Grow Long Hair Fast. by joyjoomla(op): 1:29pm On Dec 24, 2014
yuncka:
After posting in Joke section, U want me to take U serios? huh
Funny you...........go to the website to erase your doubt, n download the material
FashionHow To Grow A Long And Healthy Hair Fast by joyjoomla(op): 8:31am On Dec 24, 2014
With this practical illustration you will be able to grow you hair naturally to more than 20inches.
This is actually a research work of a beauty specialist with over 300,000 beneficiaries around d globe.
This book is a 89 page beauty manual. That detail all about how you will grow you short hairs to long and healthy ones naturally within few weeks without buying any product, but with materials you will mix and apply yourself.

Here comes your time to explore natural beauty treatment that will bring out your beauty without having to harm yourself with synthetic chemicals or surgery.
Every woman is beautiful we only need to bring that beauty out, this is what we belief in. We don't need chemical laden miracle cream and portions and pills and surgery to get the skin and body that we want.

Women have been using natural ingredients for thousands of years to beautify themselves. The manual takes you through natural beauty formulas of Chinese and Indians. Some of the ingredients are even what you alwys put in our mouth not knowing they are things the skin is craving for. You used them to fill ur stomach knowing little that the skin needs them as potent anti-aging.
These work is a product of beauty-research tours of beauty expert to these nations.
Many have benefited from this already.
This book teaches everything that will make you the enviable beauty.
Please note: we are not promoting or prescribing a product for you to go and buy. This a book that teaches how to formulate homemade beauty treatment brought from Asia.
It is our desire to help you see the beauty you want on you.

Lighten up ur skin naturally without bleaching.
How to grow long and healthy hair fast (up to 20 inches within weeks) wt natural hair stimulants.
Firm up sagging breasts and prevent sagging with breast muscle renewing ingredient (d result is amazing).
Loss weight effectively and fast with natural (organic) fat scavenger.
Complete facial and skin beauty treatment.
Get beautiful and tender hands and legs.
Sexy and adorable body. Get it at www.concisehealthsolutions.com
Jokes EtcHow To Have Beautiful Face And Skin, And Grow Long Hair Fast. by joyjoomla(op): 8:16am On Dec 24, 2014
Concise beauty guide. I found this beauty book @ www.concisehealthsolutions.com
It's a great material for every woman that love looking beautiful or who want to enhance their beauty. All their beauty secrets are all natural treatments you will formulate and apply yourself. I never knew of them before, especially I never knew there are natural tins i can apply to make my hair grow long.
Issues covered include facial beauty treatment formula, skin, breasts treatment (saggy), eyes beauty, weight loss without dieting or exercise, hair treatment and conditioning that makes hair grow faster (up to 20 inches or even more, honestly), and odas, I can't remember all. It could help u too. Downmmload it at www.concisehealthsolutions.com
It is a complete Beauty guide for every woman and beauty artists.
CelebritiesRe: Asians Beauty Guide For Every Woman And Beauty Artist by joyjoomla(op): 8:54pm On Dec 23, 2014
It's real oo
NYSCRe: Nysc 2015 Batch A by joyjoomla(m): 5:35pm On Dec 21, 2014
Lighten up ur skin naturally without bleaching.
Grow long and healthy hair fast (up to 20 inches within weeks) wt natural hair stimulants.
Firm up sagging breasts and prevent sagging with breast muscle renewing ingredient (d result is amazing).
Loss weight effectively and fast with natural (organic) fat scavenger.
Complete facial and skin beauty treatment.
Get beautiful and tender hands and legs.
Sexy and adorable body.

Go to www.concisehealthsolutions.com
CelebritiesAsians Beauty Guide For Every Woman And Beauty Artist by joyjoomla(op):
Have u had of chinese biuty formulas? U can start formulating n using by urself now......learn them hair, for ur face, hands, hair, leg, breast, weight, skin and remove cellulite.
Lighten up ur skin naturally without bleaching.
How to grow long and healthy hair fast (up to 20 inches within weeks) wt natural hair stimulants.
Firm up sagging breasts and prevent sagging with breast muscle renewing ingredient (d result is amazing).
Loss weight effectively and fast with natural (organic) fat scavenger.
Complete facial and skin beauty treatment.
Get beautiful and tender hands and legs.
Sexy and adorable body.
Get them at www.concisehealthsolutions.com
FashionComplete Beauty Secret For Every Woman And Beauty Artist. Face, Breast,hairs... by joyjoomla(op): 6:08pm On Dec 16, 2014
Concise beauty guide. I found this beauty book@ www.concisehealthsolutions.com
It's a great material for every woman that love looking beautiful or who want to enhance their beauty and grow longer hairs. All their beauty secrets are all natural treatments you will formulate and apply yourself. I never knew of them before, especially I never knew there are natural tins i can apply to make my hair grow long.
Issues covered include facial beauty treatment formula, skin, breasts treatment (saggy), eyes beauty, weight loss without dieting or exercise, hair treatment and conditioning that makes hair grow faster (up to 20 inches or even more, honestly), and odas, I can't remember all. It could help u too they have free download. www.concisehealthsolutions.com
NYSCRe: Nysc 2015 Batch A by joyjoomla(m):
Dele
FUTA
Biochemistry
2014
Any where to d east, starting for Edo. Or Abj, Nasarawa
Love you guys.............kisses!
I will be xpecting you guys at my convocation on 19th, December, 2014.
NYSCPlease I Need The List Of States That Pay Corps Members by joyjoomla(op): 6:19pm On Dec 06, 2014
Hello friends please kindly help with name of states you know that pay corpers n the amount they pay if you know. Thanks
RomanceRe: I'm Breaking Up With My Girlfriend Today. In Fact Now. (reasons) by joyjoomla(m): 3:34pm On Nov 10, 2014
rozzay:
Hehehehehehhehehehehhehehehehehehe. Very funny, ok my advice, see me personally for it. Not for all ears.
Funny..............!
CelebritiesHow To Grow Long Healthy Natural Hair. by joyjoomla(op): 1:23pm On Nov 10, 2014
With this practical illustration you will be able to grow you hair naturally to more than 20inches.
This is actually a research work of a beauty specialist with over 300,000 beneficiaries around d globe.
This book is a 77 pages tutorial. That detail all about how you will grow you short hairs to long and healthy ones naturally within few weeks.

It cost just 2000naira (special discount for those who act fact)

Here also comes your time to explore natural beauty treatment that will stop you from harming yourself with synthetic chemicals you are used to.

Every woman is beautiful we only need to bring that beauty out, this is what I belief in. We don't need chemical laden miracle cream and portions and pills and surgery to get the skin and body that we want. Women have been using the natural ingredients for thousands of years to beautify themselves. Am going to run you through a-43 page natural beauty formulas of Chinese, Indians and ancient Egyptians.
Why continuing with synthetic chemicals that will end up giving us cancer and spots when we can create our own spa at home using natural ingredients right in our kitchen.

Many have benefited from this already. It is our desire to help you see the beauty you want on you.

Contact
08065187307 (also whatsapp)
222596C3 (BBM)
Act fast before the price changes to 4000naira for each.
For now the two will only cost you 2000naira only.
WebmastersThis Website Is For Sale At A Give-away Price by joyjoomla(op):
ComputersRe: Speed Up Slow Computer And Make It Smoother by joyjoomla(m): 4:59pm On Oct 22, 2014
Good job guy!
What a great idea. I had wanted to know for long.
Bless you!
CelebritiesSo Sexy! Up Coming Model Aduni Wants us To See Her Amazing hot Boby. by joyjoomla(op): 4:22pm On Oct 17, 2014
Aduni Ade shows us her amazing body on movie set.
Aduni is one of the models that are fast gaining public recognition in Nigeria lately.
Though she is a mother of two, but really she got something amazing..........like woow, under!!!

And she wants you see.
Your take........hot or not! I give a thumb up!

RomanceRe: The First Time You Sleep At A New Guy's Place (9 things that happen) by joyjoomla(op): 2:23pm On Oct 16, 2014
Does numbering really matters, or the message.
Investment AdsRe: abc by joyjoomla(op): 2:45pm On Oct 15, 2014
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RomanceRe: The First Time You Sleep At A New Guy's Place (9 things that happen) by joyjoomla(op): 12:16pm On Oct 15, 2014
Uhm
RomanceThe First Time You Sleep At A New Guy's Place (9 things that happen) by joyjoomla(op):
Really, adult sleepovers are infinitely better than the ones from your childhood, but they do come with their own set of challenges.
Whether this is a casual hookup or someone you've
been seeing for a while, the first night together can be equal parts exciting and awkward—and we're not even talking about the sex. Don't believe us? What about these weird, uncomfortable, and kind of hilarious things that always happen the first time you sleep at a new guy's place:

You pretend you'll go home even though you have no intention of going home.
Who are you kidding—it's 1 a.m. and
you know you're interested in at least some kissing and cuddling. Don't lie, you're definitely staying over.

Brushing your teeth is kind of a stealth mission.
You're being sneaky for one of two reasons. Option one: You don't have a toothbrush so you desperately search for mouthwash and finally
settle on toothpaste and your finger. Ugh. Option two: You did stash a toothbrush in your purse, but you don't want to look presumptuous.

He offers you clothes to sleep in—and they look ridiculous.
This has so much potential to be adorable (i.e. you looking sexy in his oversized button down). But the reality is that you'll probably get his ratty college t-shirt and basketball shorts that make you look like Vanilla Ice. This is not the look you were going for tonight.

You have a serious inner turmoil about whether or not to wash your face.
You know you should, but without your trusty eye makeup remover things could get raccoon-like fast. Plus, you're so comfortable snuggling right now and you really don't want to ruin the moment.

You're not sure which side of the bed is his.
Well, you're aguest, so technically they should let you sleep where you want.
But hey, if you're both strictly left-side-of-the-bed people, it's probably better to know sooner rather than later. These are the things that deal breakers are made of.

Time to pass out—do we stay in this snuggly spooning position or retreat to our own sides? Forget orgasm issues, this is the most confusing part of sleeping with someone new. If one of you is a cuddly sleeper while the other needs at least six inches of space, this could get weird.

OMG is he snoring?
Do you find it endearing or annoying? On the upside, this is also one of those surefire ways to figure out how you feel about a person.

You wake up and hope that the sleep gods have graced you with sexy bedhead. Hm, not exactly. Your hair is a mess, you have pillow creases on your face, and you can smell your own morning breath. Meanwhile he looks exactly the same. So yeah, life's not really fair.

You're heading home—and you don't have another outfit.
Your look was amazing last night, but we're willing to bet your sparkly LBD won't look as flawless the next morning. Plus, it's 10 a.m. and your barista is going to know you didn't go home last night if you walk in there like this. Your other option is rocking the Vanilla Ice look you currently have going on and
returning his clothes another time. Decisions, decisions.

Are they really THE TRUTH.........? Hhaahahahahahahaha baby, I got you 100%[color=#990000]

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