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FashionRe: Check Out This Sweet Hot Ladies Dresses by Joysmart(f): 2:37pm On Jan 16, 2016
It'll be nice if you can state the prices
This is online business prices shouldn't be hidden
InvestmentRe: Nigerian Stock Exchange Market Pick Alerts by Joysmart(f): 12:17pm On Jan 14, 2016
Interesting times

I officially re-entered the market today

For now I'm unto Gtb, Nigerian Breweries, and FBNH.
I also have dang sugar and Guinness on my radar. Interestingly I also have unity bank on my radar
FoodRe: Ever Made Okra Soup With Turkey,then Try This! by Joysmart(f): 1:29pm On Jan 10, 2016
Mbkite:
cook ur own, make we see
It's not about appearance it's about taste
You can't get the taste from a picture

Her recipe is cool without the ingredients I listed
Curry, thyme and nutmeg are no nos for okra or any Nigerian soup for that matter
FoodRe: Ever Made Okra Soup With Turkey,then Try This! by Joysmart(f): 1:01pm On Jan 10, 2016
Curry, thyme nutmeg inside okra Soup?

Hian!!
O! Chineke


Looks Good though
But I don't think I can bet on the taste

This should be the most unnatural tasting okra Soup ever
PoliticsRe: Musa Mayaki: I Was Punished For Censoring Hate Campaigns by Joysmart(f): 3:07pm On Jan 04, 2016
Lol Alright sir Your name has been penned down for consideration Ehen! Which position again? Chairman of NTA board right? OK
Neeeexxt!!!!!!!!!!!
PoliticsRe: Pic Of What CNN Just Tweet About Boko Haram Using Apc Campaign Bill Board. by Joysmart(f): 11:05pm On Jan 02, 2016
By replacing PMB's picture with bokoharam are they implying that they're one and the same?
FashionRe: New Strong modern Shoe Rack Now Available in nigeria. by Joysmart(f): 12:41pm On Dec 25, 2015
How much is the first one and the pink one And how do I get it I stay in Lagos
FashionRe: New Strong modern Shoe Rack Now Available in nigeria. by Joysmart(f): 12:39pm On Dec 25, 2015
How much is the first one and the pink one And how do I get it I stay in Lagos
TravelRe: General German Visa Enquiries Part 2 by Joysmart(f): 12:20pm On Dec 25, 2015
Good morning my Great people
Merry Christmas to you all

I'm kinda wondering what Christmas is like in Germany
Is it fun?
Like how do they spend the day and the period generally?
Is it better than in Nigeria or will it make someone home sick?

I'll appreciate our Ogas experiences both previous and current

And is there any special treat for students?

Just Curious
PoliticsIs It Because It Is Buhari by Joysmart(op): 3:36pm On Dec 23, 2015
Just came across this post and decided to share
What do you guys think


IS IT BECAUSE IT IS BUHARI?
- By Mustafa Yahaya
I marvel at the way and manner we think in this country, worst of it the way we think in the north. It is just a few months ago that we all continually lambasted president Jonathan's cluelessness, I referred to him as the "drunken master of Otuoke", and nobody harassed me, and now because they fear the power of the media that brought them to power they want to castrate the social media, with Buhari firing the first shot in an interview with Sahara reporters' Adeola in New York, why, is it because it is Buhari?
We demonstrated against pump price increment for petrol, government of president Buhari wants us to swallow the same pill we rejected a few months ago, yet some of my northern compatriots see nothing wrong with that, is it because it is Buhari?
When three sons of Sheik Zakzaky were murdered during the Jonathan administration, El-Rufa'i called it genocide by the jonathanian army, now under Buhari more than 200 are killed, their mosque and houses destroyed under Elrufai's nose as Governor of the same state, he has not called it genocide by the Buharian army, is it because it is Buhari?
Under the Jonathan administration subsidy payments were termed as fraud, and there were hues and cries to crucify oil marketers, Buhari even called it a fraud himself, we also thought so, Six months later the same Buhari is paying for subsidy yet nobody is calling it a fraud, why, is it because it is Buhari?
We criticized Jonathan for keeping a large fleet in the presidential fleet and wasting monies on maintenance, only recently President Buhari's spokesman admitted 2 billion Naira was spent on their maintenance, when other presidents are even doing away with their jets, yet we sit down and watch helplessly, is it because it Buhari?
Fuel scarcity is biting harder, value of the Naira is going rock bottom, inflation is now on auto pilot, while profits are dropping, purchasing powers are becoming weaker, yet we are asked not to query them, is it because it is Buhari?
If we criticized Jonathan for cluelessness, we will also criticize Buhari for helplessness. While tribal and regional jingoist see nothing because it is Buhari, what I see first is Nigeria and not whether Jonathan is a southerner or Buhari is a Northerner, we. Cannot continue to be trapped in the closet of tribalism, regionalism and religious bigotry yet expect our country to remain one and grow.
Yes! we might be of different orientation and background but what is good is good any where any time and what is bad is bad, I cannot be suffering and keep smiling because "my brother" is the president.
By Mustafa Yahaya
CrimeRe: I Robbed My Madam To Raise Money For My Mum’s Surgery –housemaid by Joysmart(f): 8:30am On Dec 18, 2015
seromezy:
I may say nice did but at the wrong way. Blame must surely be on the house help.

The truth is dah i wil do dsame tin if it was me and report myself to the police by myself, cos i can't seat and let my mother die. It will be better to serve prison 4 years and also serve the socall madam for 5years without payment than have my mum die.

2 i don't know why some people choose to be wicked, she couldn't even assist her househelp save her mum's life but she could seek and pay the service of police to the extend of tracking, hmmm human.

3. For me marrying a larzy lazy pig in my house as a wife is the last thing i'm thinking right now, some women are just too lazy, why would i even need house help when my wife is there? My sister has 5kids, rich husbnd but no house maid or wat so ever, I gues she wanna be a seating madam but can't be responsible for it task lol.

Conclussion: the police should pls leave dah girl alone and assign numbers of years to serve the madam for free in order to payback the stolen properties.
You made good points except assuming that any woman that hires a help is lazy
The reality is not every woman is a sit at home mom like your sis.
Not that there's anything wrong with being a sit at home mom though
But when both spouses are working and they have kids they definitely need one
EducationRe: Revealed, Igbos Are The Most Brilliant Black African Race by Joysmart(op): 4:57pm On Dec 14, 2015
davbravo:
i disagree.
Why do you disagree
TravelRe: Obtaining A Birth Certificate From The National Population Commission by Joysmart(f): 7:29am On Dec 14, 2015
You can go to Ikeja high court it's close to Lagos state University teaching hospital or you can also get it from Ikoyi high court.
For the Npc attestation letter you can only get it at the Surulere office
EducationRe: Revealed, Igbos Are The Most Brilliant Black African Race by Joysmart(op): 7:22am On Dec 14, 2015
kestolove95:
U ar damn ryt...no body reach dem for drug trafficking,419/scam, arm robbery, rituals and baby factory bizness..u guys ar indeed intelligent
Nor matter what you say
Facts remain fact the negative traits you mentioned can also be found in other tribes
So let's just concentrate on Academics which is the issue at hand
EducationRevealed, Igbos Are The Most Brilliant Black African Race by Joysmart(op): 12:36am On Dec 13, 2015
EducationRe: Do You Still Remember Your School Anthem? by Joysmart(f): 9:23pm On Nov 25, 2015
amaechijay:
Hail St Catherine's my alma mater
The Great Citadel of Learning
Founded on the Hills of Isiogwugwu
A village in Nkwerre

chorus

Labour on from Strength to Strength
Labour on from Strength to Strength

Founded in 1955
Full of lofty ideals and Freat endeavour
How Great You are in the Field of Knowlegde
The Producer of Great Women

chorus

Labour on from Strength to Strength
Labour on from Strength to Strength

All hail my alma mater
,


hmmm, forgotten the rest
anybody from St Catherine's Girls , complete it pls
All hail! My Alma mater
Inexhaustible pool of learning
Girls from all corners of Nigeria and beyond
Drink from the fountain of thy glory
From strength to strength
FashionRe: Office Pant Trouser by Joysmart(f): 10:00pm On Nov 23, 2015
Do you have size 16
Technology MarketRe: Glo Sme data bundles 2gb 850, 6gb 1600, 10gb 2000 by Joysmart(op): 6:46pm On Nov 19, 2015
coolted:
i need 1 gig mtn... whats the procedure
You can pay into my bank account or with recharge card.
Then I'll credit your line with 1gb
You can call or watsapp me on 08038904583
Thanks
TravelRe: General German Visa Enquiries Part 2 by Joysmart(f): 3:24pm On Nov 19, 2015
Please guys is it possible to pay for Uni assist application fees using form A and if yes what documents do I go to bank with?
If no what's the best possible alternative
Technology MarketRe: Glo Sme data bundles 2gb 850, 6gb 1600, 10gb 2000 by Joysmart(op): 11:14am On Nov 19, 2015
Please for Airtel data Payment is only by bank or MTN recharge card Airtel recharge card is not acceptable for airtel data Thanks for your understanding
Technology MarketRe: Glo Sme data bundles 2gb 850, 6gb 1600, 10gb 2000 by Joysmart(op): 5:57pm On Nov 16, 2015
Wow thanks so much Caleb
TravelRe: General German Visa Enquiries Part 2 by Joysmart(f): 6:16pm On Nov 14, 2015
Even if you're Dangote's Son it still makes sense to try and cut cost if you can

People do that all the time one school website even suggested that multiple applicants can put their documents in separate smaller envelope and then package all in one Big envelope and send
All you need do is to make sure you write your details boldly in your own envelope
InvestmentRe: Nigerian Stock Exchange Market Pick Alerts by Joysmart(f): 11:07am On Nov 12, 2015
grin cheesy cheesy grin cheesy grin cheesy grin
TravelRe: General German Visa Enquiries Part 2 by Joysmart(f): 11:54am On Oct 09, 2015
Any Chemistry or other natural sciences applicants for summer or winter 2016 please let's all come together and share ideas
TravelRe: General German Visa Enquiries Part 2 by Joysmart(f): 8:44pm On Oct 08, 2015
Eke40seven I'm so happy for you I'm not surprised at your success because you have a Golden heart
Go to Dutch land and Soar
God will never forsake you cos you've touched so many lives positively
You and all the helpful Ogas in Dutch land
May God bless all of you
PropertiesRe: To Let: A Vastly Improved 2 Bedroom Flat In Neat Area Of Gowon Estate by Joysmart(f): 1:29am On Oct 02, 2015
How much
Christianity EtcRe: Man Who Donated His Hotel Building To Catholic Church, Turns Keke Napep Driver by Joysmart(f): 9:43pm On Sep 28, 2015
Now I see why failure rate is rocket high Nigerians don't read
Jobs/VacanciesRe: As A Graduate, Can You Work In Restaurant That Pays 80k And Above? by Joysmart(f): 3:55pm On Sep 28, 2015
Shos19:
My dear, beta jump at d offer sharp sharp. Neva despise little begining. I A̶̲̥̅♏ also a graduate n I work in a restaurant. I am happy wit my job n ΨђåƮ I have acheived within d last one year plus I started d work, my friends doing private hasn't . I am building a hus of my own which is near completion n planinig on building anoda for rentage. So pls jump fast at d offer.
Oga take sofri dey lie abeg
You started working in a restaurant for a year and you've built a house and even want to build rental apartment? This is the kind of dream one wouldn't want to wake up from
InvestmentRe: Nigerian Stock Exchange Market Pick Alerts by Joysmart(f): 10:47am On Sep 25, 2015
alexo68:
Oando,giving people heart attack since 1960. When is the 2014 YE coimg out?
In October 1st
TravelRe: Nigerian Birth Certificate Needed From The National Population Commission by Joysmart(f): 10:41pm On Sep 24, 2015
Kentrasso:
My birth certificate got missing and I need one for my visa application to south africa. I was born before 1992 tho not too far from that. what do I need and where can I do it? I stay around alimosho
Go to number 12-14 animasaun Street surulere off bode Thomas Street
The office is opposite Rita Lori Hotel
TravelRe: Nigerian Birth Certificate Needed From The National Population Commission by Joysmart(f): 10:39pm On Sep 24, 2015
Go to the local government head quarters closest to you NPC staff are in all local government headquarters and major health centers
InvestmentRe: Nigerian Stock Exchange Market Pick Alerts by Joysmart(f): 12:46pm On Sep 18, 2015
Geerarahia

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