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Neplusultra:
And ur name is Joseph? 'Trickish and slubbish' u say?? Funny enough dats all I hear u people say all d time abt Ndigbo. Y not wise up like Igbos too? Afterall d biblical Joe was wise but urs is foolish. idiot encouraging bloodshed! It will be ur portion in Jesus name! Amen.

today happens to be newyear's eve on other days i would have given you a better reply but today i dont just wanna jinx this few hourz

Those fulani should show them no mercy cos the knw very well that those cows are their only source of livelihood, and wat meks a fulani call himself a herdsman
am very very sure those Ndigbos have stolen those cow, even in business transaction they're stil the same very trickish and slubbish like criminals

I just created a group for newly admitted students into the university of uyo on whatsapp
07010618091-add up

Corrupt souls, spendin billions of naira to blind the president and continue syphonin the country's money
by 2015 buhari wil expose them and jail them

Pls shun that side jhoor, nigeria is the continent 's #1, forget all those prosperous country brouhaha, besides that" burkinafaso" seriously?
CNN is doped
nigeria is far more mature to care about this, we've got economy to run

Isnt it obvious that jonathan asked you say that, just to upz his presidential brouhaha

Are you kidding me Not even party or but fivesome
my dick is so drooling, with such imaginations

Hmm i noticed somthing fishy yesternight, wen tayo won the ambassador for one africa
bigbrother gave that to tayo so he wont be annonyed, just a strategy to keep the show going but i pray no nigerian should audition for that wacky show next year, first twas melvin, now tayo has been doped
idris was just a womanizer, am sure bigbrother is one, a player himself
poor tayo, being evicted frm the early stage better than being a second runner

Ah telemundo has corrupted the women in my house o, midnight they're stil watchin telemundo
funny part is the prepare food early,clean the house, buy petrol for the gen in case there's a black out
annonyin part it the all seem to get emotional wen the good girl is being illtreated or the husband cheatin on the wife
(wives of telemundo beware wen they're in the sittin room, any distraction could be fatal)

chei am gona live long ooooo
off to the nearby market to stare @ more while pretending to buy fruits
better double my boxers as well o, dont want people to starrin@ my *joystick*

Have been sleeping unclad since i had an apartment of my own but my girlfrnd takes advantage of it
girls loves ridin wen you arent in the mood, god help them

Have been sleeping uncald since i had an apartment of my own but my girlfrnd takes advantage of it
girls loves ridin wen you arent in the mood, god help them

Have been sleeping unlcad since i had an apartment of my own but my girlfrnd takes advantage of it
girls loves ridin wen you arent in the mood, god help them

Its quiet cool cos things are sold @ a cheaper rate but it isnt common here in 9ja

Nawaho is it becos the man is old,why are you people ventin on him, since wen is it bad for an old man to have sex isnt he a human being
the girl who opened her legs for man, didnt she knw wat sex was? And probably if she didnt enjoy it she wouldnt have gone for more
girls wer get sugar daddy or boys wer get sugar mommy wats the difference between them and dat man or girl now

You guy here shouldnt blame anyonthe husband hasnt been to the U.S before,no visa,he didnt make arrangement on his plans of moving to the U.S, instead he wanted to use the wife as a ticket to go over to the U.S all in the name of marriage
he should work things out the normal way

Wen last did tiwa savage cook for this guy cos he looks hungry to me #wannabe

Appswheel:
I pray there will be no repeat of last years strike. but more importantly I have these thoughts to share with you. ASUU strike do not have a hold on your lifes success. You have total control of your life. What you do with it is important.

I'll tell you a short story about my friend ola. We graduuated from the same secondary school. I got admission 3 years ahead of him. Ola enrolled for training in Java, PHP, MySQL and CSS while making efforts to get admission. The bottomline, there was no wasted years for him. He eventually got admitted to study chemistry in the University.

Ola made alot of money helping computer science students with their assignments and project. He was recognized by the school authority and was part of the schools programming team. This did not stop him from being one of d best students in his department.

There is nothing compared to self realization,self education n purposeful living. Make your time count.........n ur life will shine. ASUU STRIKE OR NO ASUU STRIKE.

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story for the gods

Those plane seats arent comfortable somtymz, so go with your wrapper so you'll spread on the floor to relax
cos say, you be novice, go in with your small bottle drink, you'll probably be shy to call the hostess
if it gets too hot or foul odur develops smash off the window to let in fresh air
do with your pen and paper you might see foreigners get their contacts or pin,infact you may probably write a resume if you notice the foreigner is a businessman or woman
that's all the tips i can give to you
lastly no forget carry your camera , cos it'll be annonyin wen you later remember that you didnt take a selfie on the plane unto facebook, instagram or bbm thingz

What's the difference between biochemistry taught in other universities probably in faculty of science, with the one taught in faculty of clinical science

Lordabas:
My name is on the jamb site bt not on uniuyo portal. How come? Any problem?

wen the uniuyo admission portal was uploaded, it was updated with names of students who wer offered admission mostly those admitted on merit
now that supplementary admission has been released, admitted students names wer sent to jamb to be posted on their portal
besides the same thing is happenin to those who did supplementary

Cashrill:
r we to print the one from jamb site or uniuyo portal

frm jamb site

I once had neighbour who changed all of a sudden when she became pregnant, she used her sister as a punching bag,even the husband dare not shout or raise a hand on her, went she wanted to going to church twas a must that everyone in the house was to join her, if not you'll be tagged the witch or wizard who has been attacking her and her un-born child in her dreams

I once had neighbour who changed all of a sudden when she became pregnant, she used her sister as a punching bag,even the husband dare not shout or raise a hand on her, went she wanted to go to church twas a must that everyone in the house was to join her, if not you'll be tagged the witch or wizard who has been attacking her and her un-born child in her dreams

Uniuyo supplementary list has been forward to jamb website visit #www.jamb.org.ng
click on admission status
if you've ben offered admission head str8 and pay your acceptance fee of N15,500 and print out your admission letter

Mehn twas fun, the stadium i must say is magnificent
gosh the mavin crews got me high
i saw my favourites among the crew @ D'ja & k.bello
as weird as it sounds girls wer trippin for k.bello, chei the guy handsome die, not to talk of D'ja
9ja defeat Ghana and took the cup
wata day...indeed akwa ibom ayaya no governor like Godswill

layla24:
Please av checked on jamb portal nd dey said no admission given yet,please tell me wat to do

hmm that's strange, did you supplement and wat course did you supplement for and which course did you choose?

Any uniuyo fresher or student here?
whatsapp-07010618091

Mehn i cant beliv, i lost the slot for med and surgery wen the first admission list was release, i was sick for weeks and now uniuyo has offered me admission to study biochemistry
am stil happy tho, its better than not gettin admission
07010618091 addup on whatsapp pls wanna mek new frndz before school resumes

Sorry for intruding but i wanna knw ya opinion about something
its been months since my school admission list was release and my name wasnt there, so i decided to go for a foundation program in medicine and surgery and i passed
the exams to resume next year but the fact is that the school has now given me admission to study biochemistry
should i go for the biochemistry or the foundation program in medicine??
another fact is that if i do biochem my parent wil be able to pay the fees and other stuffs than the foundation which is very expensive around 145k plus accomodation which isnt even included in the fee
above all i havnt told my parent have been given admission to study biochem cos if i do the wont allow me to go for the foundation program in medicine since its expensive... And am feelin guilty cos they're over working to gather that money for the foundation program, and studin medicine and graduatin as a doctor wud be a dream come true
pls whats your opinion??