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HealthRe: Erectile Dysfunction Driving Me To Sucide by Jpmacleo: 6:25pm On Apr 19, 2023
Go to any tradomedical shop, ask of mama F Kayes.
Its sold 1000. Buy Gorontula seed and eat.
Bros drink it according to prescription. Stop taking beer and sugary things.
Thank me letter.
PoliticsRe: Sit-At-Home: Soldiers Kill Notorious IPOB/ ESN Member In Orlu, Imo State by Jpmacleo: 7:43pm On Apr 18, 2022
Innocent person killed and labelled IPOB ESN.
FamilyRe: Out Of Rage, I Hit My Mum Yesterday! by Jpmacleo: 4:33pm On Mar 24, 2022
Bros if I were you, I will just go back and apologize.
Pack ur valuable things and
Leave immediately.
If possible relocate to a very far place.
Prepare to spend years say 2 to 3 years .Grab any opportunity to travel abroad.
Look for money and come back.
Money stops nonsense.
Foreign AffairsRe: Death Toll In Gaza Jumps To 83 by Jpmacleo: 1:37pm On May 13, 2021
[quote author=shogsman post=101649535]Nairaland is home to the most stupid set of people in this country,you stupid nonentity that keep cheering for Israel,this is what they have done in the last 4 days ,dozens of children murdered for nothing.
You are abnormal. What do you say about firing of 1500 missiles into Iareal? If I were Israel , I will raise down the entire country.
PoliticsRe: Unknown Gunmen Kill 12 Cows In Akwa Ibom As Herdsmen Flee by Jpmacleo: 8:25pm On May 02, 2021
amuwo1980:
No economic waste , why not round up the cows and make the herds men pay fine for it , no to killing of unarmed herds men and their families , they are not our enemies, the Fulani government in power and the killer herds men are the problems
Na den. Anaghi agba aka ejide ihie na ata ara
PoliticsRe: Nigeria Better Together, Tinubu Urges Agitators Of Secession by Jpmacleo: 8:09pm On May 02, 2021
Is Nigeria better than Sudan and Afghanistan ?
CareerRe: Please What Skill Can I Learn To Survive In Nigeria. by Jpmacleo: 7:46pm On May 02, 2021
Just learn kidnappings
CrimeRe: Inspector Ochofie Ijimbile Didn't Commit Suicide — Police Spokesperson by Jpmacleo: 2:37pm On Apr 17, 2021
Akuko uwa
HealthRe: My Experience With Sleep Paralysis by Jpmacleo: 6:43am On Dec 12, 2020
Nna clean up under your bed. There are plenty spiders there. Thats the shortest cut to that.
FamilyRe: When Is The Right Time To Tell Him/Her Of A Child From Previous Relationship? by Jpmacleo: 11:44pm On Jun 17, 2020
Mine is true life story. I am a man. I have a 2yr old boy before I mate my wife. We dated for 5 years before I told her that I have a boy. But then , I told her that there is something about me she will need to know. She was a virgin then. I allowed love to eat up her brain to an extent that nothing means anything to her.
The day I told her that I have a 7 years old son , she couldn't wait to assume being called my son's mother. I apologized that for the delay . That I was scared of loosing her. Kpakam we are married for over 8years now. And my son is 23yrs and a final year student
PoliticsRe: Abba Kyari Is Dead! by Jpmacleo: 6:16am On Apr 18, 2020
Why not continue to hide his death till infinity? Thunder fire his soul , next plz.
FoodRe: Recommend N3k Soup That Will Last For 1 Week For A Family Of 12 by Jpmacleo: 11:46pm On Apr 15, 2020
Why not family of 30
RomanceRe: About To Lose A Good Girl. Please Help! by Jpmacleo: 6:03am On Jan 29, 2020
Nnaa calm down. No be today nyash begin dey for back.
To start with , I have a good experience in this kind of thing. In fact I am 41 and my son is in 4th year in Futmina and he is 23. I am married now with two small kids though to another woman of my dream and yet I still chop my baby mama kpekus till tomorrow. I started living with my boy even when I was in the university. I hear am aha.
Now in this your case, my advice goes this way.

1) Do not marry yet until she gives birth. Ignore all the threats .
2) Get ready to pack out from your place right now .
3) After the birth, two to three months letter call her, or TeX her and apologize to her promising to try ur best in the babies upkeep having a budget of 10 to 15k monthly if you have.
4) Never you consider this baby mama for marriage as marrying her will put u in a family blackmail forever.
5) Get another sweet babe more beautiful than the two though not with marriage promises.
6) after three months of giving birth inform you fiancee what happened. She will cry her eyes out buy thats the truth . Go to ur friends house and Sleep the day this bad news was broken.
7) Allow some time for your fiancee to have a rethink.
cool Continue to mouth pressure on her with forgiveness calls and love blablabla .they have chicken brain.
9) please ignore ur potential baby mama's call or tex after her child birth for say 2 to three months. So that when ur call comes, she will have no uption than to chill.

10) Don't tell your parents until after the birth.


11 one bottle of beer for further advice , after all na you chop kpekus 3 time in a week like vitamin syrup alone.
PoliticsRe: Afenifere: Mamman Daura Living In Aso Rock & Controlling Presidency, Is Shameful by Jpmacleo: 6:47pm On Oct 15, 2019
[To be a fool is not a day job

IPOB Pigs.. We sabi dem... grin[/quote]
FamilyRe: My Only Brother Has Been Afflicted With Mental Illness Because Of Land by Jpmacleo: 6:33am On Oct 07, 2019
Unfortunately where I know is not Enugu.

Meanwhile if you are sure of the fact that its ur uncles that did it to him. Report the mmatter to ur traditional ruler. He will be invited and the matter redulved and he will be asked to redo it or take an Oat.
Take them to any Catholic church and let father performe the oat taking. My sister na death straight. Then contact me for the cure. I am from Imo but Delta is where I know for the cure.
FamilyRe: My Only Brother Has Been Afflicted With Mental Illness Because Of Land by Jpmacleo: 6:26am On Oct 07, 2019
NwaAmaikpe:
shocked


Pretty sad to not only be at the verge of losing your only brother but also be at the verge of losing a family land.

I'd advice you do everything in your power to ensure that your father's land is not lost.
That land alone can transform your lineage.
People back away from land tussles because they are ignorant of the bigger picture.

Besides, the enemy MUST not have a last laugh over a complete victory.

For your brother,
In your best interest and for safety sake.
If he has gone mad, take him to Oye Emene or Ogbete main market and leave him there.

There are so many other mad people there.

Tough decision for someone you love but once a mad person is always a mad person; before he wakes up one night and sends all of you to purgatory before your time.
We've seen several of such cases.

Shalom.
Ur Fada
HealthRe: How Do I Tell My Mum That She Has Body Odour? by Jpmacleo: 7:08am On Oct 02, 2019
To have brain (ako na Uche) is a gift. Tell her that you want to take her to hospital for medical checkups . tell Dr what the Matter is. And take her there. Let Dr tell her in ur present and treatment shld start immediately.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Job Loss, Unemployment Rate Reached 23.1% In June — Expert by Jpmacleo: 9:30am On Jul 01, 2019
Chai bubu why nah
PoliticsRe: Atiku Demands Apology And N500m From Lauretta Onochie For Defamation by Jpmacleo: 10:06pm On May 19, 2019
Imaging ohu isi
CrimeRe: 14-Year-Old Orphan Imprisoned In Keffi For Stealing Grinding Machine (Photos) by Jpmacleo: 6:48pm On Apr 19, 2019
He will run away. Advanced almajiri.
PoliticsRe: Arthur Eze Donates N1 Billion To Support Buhari, Umahi by Jpmacleo: 5:54pm On Nov 28, 2018
mcmurphy132:
Ipob how markethuh?
. EZE is oil magnet he is after his business
PoliticsRe: Videos, Pictures Of Killing Of Soldiers In Metele Doctored By Terrorist - Army by Jpmacleo: 5:29pm On Nov 25, 2018
Osagyefo98:
No be only doctored, it was engineered and lawyered.

Infact it was nursed and lettered.


Bastards.
it was plumbered
PoliticsRe: "My Father, Festus Oluwayi Is The Soldier Captured By Boko Haram" - Twitter User by Jpmacleo: 8:31pm On Nov 24, 2018
Nigeria!!!!! Sai baba.
By this time in 2015 only God knows how many times you shouted sai baba.
CrimeRe: The 4 Catholic Priests Kidnapped In Delta: Victor Adigboluja, Anthony Otegbola by Jpmacleo: 10:00am On Nov 08, 2018
Buharri abeg nah. I know you are lifeless but.....
CelebritiesRe: Blac Chyna Visits Nigeria This November (Photos) by Jpmacleo: 4:28am On Oct 31, 2018
She is Atiku new wife...
English ehh
PoliticsRe: Again Osinbajo Tackles Atiku On Restructuring by Jpmacleo: 6:09am On Oct 28, 2018
Osunbada, now that the restructuring is on your table what have you done? Lying pastor.
PoliticsRe: Shehu Sani Dumps APC, Resigns From Party by Jpmacleo: 3:04pm On Oct 20, 2018
Eeyaah. Buharri als leaker dumped
Nairaland GeneralRe: Nigerian Woman Begs Abike Dabiri To Escape Abuse In Oman by Jpmacleo: 6:09am On Oct 15, 2018
This story is doctored ,incomplete etc.
PoliticsRe: Fighter Jet Pilot Rescued From Crash Site In Abuja (pictures) by Jpmacleo: 4:00pm On Sep 28, 2018
Teaching a Fulani cow how to fly plane . lubish

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