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Music/Radio / Re: Top Ten Hottest Nigerian Songs Released In May 2018 by juanjo2: 7:39am On May 31, 2018
this ur list they emits transmission

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Celebrities / Re: Photos As Kim Kardashian Meets President Trump by juanjo2: 7:36am On May 31, 2018
here in this shit hole country, we dont care
Celebrities / Re: Cubana Boss Reportedly Buys Lexus SUV For His Staff Member by juanjo2: 5:08pm On May 24, 2018
He bought LX570 for his staff member, just imagine dat Davido bought porch for him gal wey him dey on steady nacking, he still releases Assurance of which he equally made back his money from... Tomorrow u will say chioma use jazz hold davido
Celebrities / Re: You Will Never Marry Or Have Kids - Kemi Olunloyo To Linda Ikeji by juanjo2: 9:20am On May 24, 2018
kemi for this her pics be like small wintch... Linda abeg u for use style appease d gods of kemifonja
Celebrities / Re: Actress Mercy Johnson Looses Mum by juanjo2: 9:19am On May 24, 2018
take heart, after all we all gonna die some day
Foreign Affairs / Re: Parents Sue 30-year-old Son Who Refuses To Move Out by juanjo2: 11:55pm On May 22, 2018
FreshBoss007:
Na only oyinbo get that time
Nigeria fit do am too... but our own fear is that d boy fit come back, butcher him paper n mama
Crime / Re: Woman Drugs, Kidnaps Friend In Lagos by juanjo2: 9:59pm On May 21, 2018
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Car Talk / Re: Motorcyclist Used CD As The Side Mirror For His Motorcycle In Ondo State. by juanjo2: 9:00pm On May 20, 2018
lawalosky:
this is purely madness.....
never will i enter his bike....
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miners and strategies are like 5&6
bros what are they mining crude dey ondogrin

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Car Talk / Re: Motorcyclist Used CD As The Side Mirror For His Motorcycle In Ondo State. by juanjo2: 8:58pm On May 20, 2018
Sarkin:


Lazy IPOB YOOT!!
grin grin grin grin grin e pain am

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Celebrities / Re: Beyoncé Buys A Church Worth Nearly $1 Million by juanjo2: 8:36pm On May 20, 2018
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Car Talk / Re: Motorcyclist Used CD As The Side Mirror For His Motorcycle In Ondo State. by juanjo2: 8:25pm On May 20, 2018
this one go make motor look very far... na the passenger I dey pity.
the skull miners right now

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Celebrities / Re: John Cena And Ex-Fiance,nikki Bella Spotted Together After Split by juanjo2: 11:49am On May 20, 2018
Fuckyoumod:
Mehn.... Plenty things for me to do!

John cena... I like u sha, but I swear this your problem, na your head alone e dey!

Nothing concern me for this matter.

I dey think about making more money for myself and the less privilege.

I know john cena won't read this reaction.

But, OP abeg, make sure sey you explain my reaction to john.





which reaction abeg transmission dey go
Celebrities / Re: John Cena And Ex-Fiance,nikki Bella Spotted Together After Split by juanjo2: 11:48am On May 20, 2018
Fuckyoumod:
Mehn.... Plenty things for me to do!

John cena... I like u sha, but I swear this your problem, na your head alone e dey!

Nothing concern me for this matter.

I dey think about making more money for myself and the less privilege.

I know john cena won't read this reaction.

But, OP abeg, make sure sey you explain my reaction to john.





Celebrities / Re: Shocking Photo Of Bbnaija Alex And Man In Bed, Star Claims Account Was Hacked by juanjo2: 11:39am On May 20, 2018
one thing about sex is that girl will be closing their eyes as if they are praying grin... as u dey meditate u fit no no when d amu robber snap him picture
Business / Re: PHOTOS: ATM Dispenses Fake Naira Note In Ojodu Lagos by juanjo2: 11:25am On May 20, 2018
No be Naija we dey I dey even count my money immediately for that camera front, Thank u for the information, I will be squeezing my money immediately e come out from the ATM
Crime / Re: Property Developer Bags 2,670 Years In Prison For Duping 133 Tenants Of N25m by juanjo2: 9:04am On May 17, 2018
crime doesn't pay, 2670 years inside prison. this my Generation afonja brothers will not even see ur skull to mine grin

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Sports / Re: “i’m Not Interested In Being The Best In History” – Messi by juanjo2: 6:21am On May 17, 2018
Some people will start shouting CR7.... please who notice the difference between Messi and C Rinaldo
LIKE if u think Messi is a natural play maker and SHARE for CR7 who walks day and night to be like messi

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Sports / Re: Argentina Football Association (AFA) Gives Players Tips On How To Have Sex by juanjo2: 6:00am On May 17, 2018
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Celebrities / Re: Actress Uche Ogbodo Celebrates Birthday With New Blazing Photos by juanjo2: 5:45am On May 17, 2018
see as she hang her neck instead water go wash her saclux face... Pls am looking for this babe

Celebrities / Re: Mary Remmy Finds Dried Snake In The Crayfish She Bought (Photo) by juanjo2: 10:25am On May 14, 2018
Cr7sBabe:
Anything that looks like snakes....I hate it
and u come be like onegrin
Celebrities / Re: Limpopo Crooner Kcee & Wife Publicly Shun Each Other (photos) by juanjo2: 12:24pm On May 13, 2018
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Travel / Re: Nigerian Woman Removed From Flight Because She "Smelled" by juanjo2: 12:14pm On May 13, 2018
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Celebrities / Re: Davido And Tiwa Savage Unfollow Each Other On Instagram by juanjo2: 11:53am On May 13, 2018
Celebrities / Re: Linda Ikeji Poses In Swimsuit By The Poolside In Her Banana Island Mansion by juanjo2: 5:14pm On May 12, 2018
My love for thick and beautiful women... somebody should DM me while offer is still on

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Celebrities / Re: Meet Hot Female Weather Reporter Trending On Social Media (photos) by juanjo2: 4:09pm On May 12, 2018
Italian Relationship:
1st day= Sex
2nd day= Sex again.
French Relationship:
1st day = movies & kiss
2nd day = Sex
3rd day = Sex again
British Relationship:
1 day= hangout & kiss
2nd day = kiss & hug
3rd day= kissing, hug and smooching
4th day = sex and more sex
American Relationship:
1st day= Date
2nd day= Hug
3rd day= Hug again (warmly)
4th day= Kiss
5th day= Long kiss
6th day= Sex
Nigeria Relationship:
1st day= Toast
2nd day= Toast
3rd day= Toast again
4th day= Agree
5th day= Date
6th day= Date again
7th day= Date again with three of her hungry friends or cousins.
8th day= Date & Hug
9th day= Tried to peck but failed.
10th day = Peck
11th day= Tried to kiss but failed.
12th day= kiss
13th day= Long kiss
14th day= Tried to have sex but failed.
15th day= Tried to have sex but quarrelled
16th day= Didn't talk to each other
17th day= Malice till the next day
18th day= The man called but the woman didn't pick
19th day= The man called, the woman picked and asked: "what is it?"
The man apologize and the woman replied: "Leave me alone, am not that type of girl"
The man continued to beg till the next day.
20th day= The woman accepted the unwarranted apology
21st day= Hug
22nd day= Long hug
23rd day= Kiss
24th day= Long kiss
25th day= Tried to have sex but the woman complains that her phone is bad. Guy promises to buy her a new one.
26th day= Tried to have sex but the woman said until he buys the phone
27th day= Tried to have sex but the woman asked: "where is the phone? U are not serious, call me when you are serious"
28th day= Rape.
29th day= Police case.
I dey go Italy

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Celebrities / Re: Davido Wasn’t Joking About Chioma Securing A Multi-million Naira Endorsement by juanjo2: 7:49am On May 07, 2018
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