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favourmic:
Why not try and create some job for your self

I have a job. I schl and also do part time work of servicing my landlady. She's rich. She gives me money in bulk. That's enough job already. I eat her and she screams when I eat her. After eating her, she gives me plenty money.

I am addicted to eating pucci. I'm I possessed?

If I haven't eaten it, I haven't started. I eat clean ones o. Not Linda type. But this babe with me is sleeping over, but her vagee is smelling like rotten fish. She just went to bath. I told her to go shower, else no head for her.

Pls advice me.

Cc. Ishilov, lalasticlala

Some married women are a disgrace!!!!

THE Federal Government, on Wednesday, emphasised its readiness to continue negotiations with organised Labour over opposition to the increase in petroleum pump price, but has warned the unions not to violate laws which specify six months jail term or a fine of N100,000 for offenders.
It was, however, keen to stress that it had no intention of pressing for such punishment during the ongoing dispute with the workers.
Addressing State House corespondents after the meeting of the Federal Executive Council (FEC), Minister of Labour and Productivity, Dr Chris Ngige, who reminded of the provision of the law, also said that government would not encourage breaking into factions of the Nigeria Labour Congress (NLC).
He said government would rather work for the reunification of the factions, hence it decided to meet with all shades of opinions in the organised Labour.
The minister advised them to be conscious of the existing laws, in order not to run foul of them.
The Federal Government is presently locked in negotiations with the two factions of the NLC, led by Ayuba Wabba and Joe Ajaero, respectively.
With Ngige at the briefing were the Ministers of Information and Culture, and Power, Works and Housing, Lai Mohammed and Babatunde Fashola, respectively.

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Pls I wanna knw how to identify a lady that just had sex. Any tips? Bcs I do suspect my neighbours well. Guys often visit them. And after, they will pretend as if they did not do anything. They have porns they watch. So it's like they like sex. I also suspect my girlfriend is cheating. I wanna knw how to catch her in case she has sex with another. Mature contributions.


Cc. Lalasticlala, ishilov,

My UNILAG neighbor brought out things to wash. And went to see off her boyfriend. I quickly picked her panties from the clothes on the floor and sniffed it to see if it's wet, to knw if they had sex before the guy left.

As I just sniff it, my landlady caught me. I was ashamed and embarrassed. She just hissed and said she will deal with me. That's all she said. I sense jealousy. A gate demarcates our compound from their duplex. They own both houses.

She's my sugar Mama. After all, na she start am. I have nothing to lose. Only the money & fee sex. By the time it will hungry her, she will come bak begging. After all. She confessed to me that her husband doesn't give her head. But I do. And she loves me for that.

UrWorstNitemare:
CORRECT!

***OP CHOP KNUCKLE***



buh d jazz wey u use on ur landlady Abegi SHARE ME

Hahahaha. U funny bro. Jazz kee? No jazz oo. There is a secret. I had discussed it in my previous threads.

Sirpluv:
You know Chinese practice Voodoo (juju) too?
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She must have exchanged your dick with something else and decided to compensate you with the things she will buy for you +50K
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I don't blv that. It's Indians that do juju or voodoo. Beside, my landlady is too classy for juju or voodoo. She's hot, busty and charming. Decent and a born again too

My landlady loves me. We have done a couple og things together after Ist April.

So she went to China for a business trip. She was feeling Hot while we were chatting. She asked me to send her my manhood pic. That she misses it. I asked her y. She said she wanted to masturbate with it. I asked her what she wil buy for me when coming back. She told me. Wow!!? Mouthwatering.

I went to net. Got pics of big black dick like mine and sent to her. I was surprised. She said she knows my dick and what it looks like exactly. That I forgot she had sucked it twice.

I became ashamed . well to appease her, I sent the real stuff. She said she will give me 50k plus what she will buy for me. I'm eagerly expecting her return.

But pls advice me. Did I do bad thing by later sending the real thing? My face didn't show though.

Cc ishilov, lalasticlala, myndd 4

ireneony:
your head correct so...frontpage for this kind thread

If this thread gets to FP, I bet over 100000 views before evening. Nigerians are pretenders but they love this kind talk

See link pls www.nairaland.com/3079060/warned-when-girl-asks-lick#45198736

Jacksparr0w127:
How did we get here?

If u don't have better comment u get out of here pls. The topic warned u. Only 20+ I'm not sure u are up to that. It's people like u that lick even the asshole of a lady after licking the pussy

Cc lalasticlalala. Ferrari. Lac as era lac as era. Fp

Ireneony I like u. I can lick urs even without bathing

Ask her to go and bath first. You can even help her bath & wash it clean before you lick it. Pls. Hygiene is necessary.

But dont suck any girl with smelly pussy like Linda or kezziah like Tiwa wey b distributor. Suck babes like Rita Dominic, clean babes.

Me I lick & suck & dry the pussy with my tongue. But clean ones o.

Most a times before I have sex with a babe, the love and interest wil be like 80% or even 95%. But immediately after the fun, hate sets in, the love abi na d lust drops to 12% or so.

Many guys say that too. But for babes, the love increases.

Why is this so?

Guys share your experiences.


Cc. Lalasticallalalala

So this UNILAG Runs babe, my neighbor, she lives opposite my compound and we are gud friends. Atimes we have casual sex. She told me she has been having pains in her vagina, that I should help her check. Me check? I be doctor?

Mtchewww. Well. I like that kind thing. I told her, let me give her orals. She smiled
I opened the thing, put finger first, what!!!!!! I felt something unusual. I told her to spread her legs wide, she did.Gush!!! See condom!!!! I brought it out.. Used male condom with sperm inside. Obviously, d dude she slept with last left it there. And she didn't notice.

I told her to start going. Abeg. She left ashamed.

All these runs girls. Nawa o

BrightEye:
it's all April fool...

No. The April fool was the day she made me sleep with her first time bcs she lied to me. Ever since we have don it twice more. I'm just scared. Could the ring b juju,?

KashyBaby:
Lol...she might be a p0rnstar before...u know a lot of them has a clit ring to make them look more even hotter..


U cool..don't worry abt..

Really? I'm scared o.

Cc lalasticlala, Ishilove FP pls, I need serious advice. Hope the woman hasn't used me for ritual. Chai forgive me ooo.

Pls, don't judge me o. I'm only here to seek for your advice.

Ever since my landlady did April fool to me and made me sleep with her, I thought it would end that day. I didn't knw it's just the beginning.

She has seduced me twice again after that first incident. Y? Simply bcs her husband doesn't suck her pucci. But I do.

So just yesterday night, she sneaked into my apartment. Her maid was the only one in her apartment. Her kids are in university while the rich husband tavelled and is not bak.

She said she's sex starved. I said No pls. It's evil against my fellow man. We should stop!!! She started crying. Imagine. A mother of 3. Chai!! I pity her. Me I need money to flex my girlfriend Bulky. And to buy one text book like that.

So she pulled off my boxer and started sucking my long thing. Then I pulled off her bra and d breast was pointing down. Me no send. I played with it. And when I opened her vagee vagee to lick it dry bcs she was already dripping like rain. I noticed a ring on her clitoriz. Gush!! Fear catch me. She said it's nothing. That she wants to look sexy for me. She convinced me. I sucked everything, including the ring. She was so happy that I satisfied her. But I told her that's the last time.

She left and gave me 40k cheque. I was angry . just 40k. This woman is rich. The husband is into oil. She has boutique like 3 in Lagos. She said I should manage it.

Now I told my Paddy about the ring I saw. He said it's juju things o. Ever since, I have been afraid.

Should I go and confront her? Mayb threaten to tell her husband if she doesn't tell me what the ring is for.

She spread her legs wide apart and asked me to shave her very bush thing. I first inserted my tongue and licked her vagina dry first before shaving her and she enjoyed it.

She said she will never forget me even if she marries another guy.
I'm blushing

avaprincipal:
sometimes I just wonder how people will lick anything for money#iranu#abasha

U won't understand

My landlady that did April Fool to me the other time came back again. Just Bcs I licked her up the first time she did me April fool & made me have sex wit her. She said her husband never did that to her.

Her husband went to Dubai last week. She came over to my apartment to "check" on me. She started her thing again , spread her legs for me to lick like the other time. I told her "NO". She begged. I said I may have sex with her if she gives me money. But that I won't lick her again. She said pls. I was surprised when I wanted to bury my tongue there. Gush!!! She was menstruating. I said hell " NO" . She begged. She said she will give me a cheque of 100k . I still did shakara. I said no. She said OK 200k. I said in my mind wow!!! I said OK,I'm doing itbcs of her ooo.

But I told her to go to my bathroom and wash up. In fact, I washed her up myself. After that, I went into business. She screamed like the first time.

I told her to reduce her voice b4 her husband will hear gossip and lock me up.

After the show. I got my 200k cheque. I'm gonna take Bukky my bby girl out this coming week end. Flexing things on my mind
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But guilty conscience de worry me atimes o.

But, man must chop naa. No b me say make I get sweet tongue & knw how to use it.

AlienStar:
Op You really look like those wheel barrow pushers, with those sweat and all. Lol!

I was working out naa. Check my profile for a better pic. Thanks

ellechrystal:
Shiooor, PM u sey wetin happen!? Sey u want give me fuel? Or u want change d state of d economy ni, guy go relax, I ve more pressing issues than PM u. By d way, u no enter d league of guys wey I fit look twice sef.

Hahahaha. Babe, y u de treat me like this naa?

ellechrystal:
.guy, u resemble juju for rice farm!!!

Really, don't try to send me pm. Ooo. Not after criticising openly u will secrerely pm me

Check me out.