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EducationRe: Letter to Potential undergraduates. by jubebaister(m): 10:39pm On Jun 18, 2016
You see why I don't blame Nairaland moderators for featuring cleavage baring , hot entertainment and political topics, bikini etc on the FP, this is y. U post educative threads on FP, many will avoid it. But post bikni or boobs topic, u will see crowd after viewing, they blast the mods. But see naa. This is a nice topic on FP, but very few are viewing.

Op. Nice one jare
CelebritiesRe: Cossy Orjiakor Rocks See-through Dress As She Poses With Ufedo Sunshine by jubebaister(m): 10:31pm On Jun 18, 2016
Cossy water melon boobs no get niples?
NYSCRe: Why Medical Doctor Corpers Are Paid Higher In Service(nysc) by jubebaister(m): 11:02pm On Jun 15, 2016
The difference is much. See what Sokoto state now pays...

Corper doctors 50k (No wonder every science student wants to study med surge)
Pharmacists 25k (When d above fail, they resort to pharmacy or optometry)
Nurses/Medical Technicians 15k
Social sciences/Humanities 5k ( grin) Chai!!

See gapppp.
RomanceI Caught My Pastor's Daughter With A Female Condom In Her Bag by jubebaister(op): 11:29pm On Jun 13, 2016
Should I report her to her dad?

Again, I touched her breast, she didn't say anything.

Does it mean she likes me?
NYSCRe: Muslim Group Rejects New NYSC Date For Orientation Due To Ramadan by jubebaister(m): 3:40pm On Jun 11, 2016
If Buhari had released money since, this wouldn't have coincided with their fasting.
PoliticsRe: Ikpeazu Sacks All His Media Team Members by jubebaister(m): 11:09pm On Jun 10, 2016
No wonder i dont see Ponponkin on Nairaland again hyping Ikpeazu.
RomanceRe: Girls, See Why Your Kitty-cats Smell Like Rotten Ice Fish (Photos) by jubebaister(op): 11:05pm On Jun 09, 2016
Change ur panties . wear 2 panties per day.

RomanceGirls, See Why Your Kitty-cats Smell Like Rotten Ice Fish (Photos) by jubebaister(op):
I created a thread here about this girl I met with rotten ice fish smelling vagina here www.nairaland.com/3153019/babe-gave-me-wet-panties

So that nyt, she had this very long nails. How will girls wash their vagina well and clean when they have such long nails? They will wound their pussies if they try to wash with such long nails. As such, they avoid washing there thoroughly.

My advice, keep one hand fee from such long nails madness so as to be using it to wash properly. If not, don't blame guys when they refuse to give u head down there.

Secondly, wearing of panties more than a day. In fact, girls supposed to be wearing 2 panties a day. Though some guys have fetish of sniffing dirty panties. They love dirty panties, me I don't like it. Some girls pile their worn panties. Laziness will not allow them wash them. Too bad.

Thirdly, some girls after making love to a man, they move to another guys house and make live there too. Without washing up after the first guys place. Choi!!!!


I don talk my own. If u like hear, if u like yab me. I'm used to the yabbings anyway.

Thank u for ur time. Love u.

CelebritiesRe: Precious John Nneka Goes Pantless (photos) by jubebaister(m): 10:11pm On Jun 08, 2016
tukdi:
huh huh Op so nairaland has turned to a place where prostitutes come to advertise/market themselves eehhh! mtcheeeew! yeye dey smell! name checkers over to you! she is from somewhere in the south...........hmmmm. Anywhere prostitution na their way sha o! I suspect she has body odour! She is something else! She should look for talent instead of walking naked around Eko! she is disgracing her region because those people and prostitution na lyk 5 & 6!
Hahahaha. But na you first rush open the thread. See u . make I no cal u hypocrite now
CelebritiesRe: Precious John Nneka Goes Pantless (photos) by jubebaister(m): 10:09pm On Jun 08, 2016
Lovely pics. Nice pose. It's good make fresh air de enter am wella...
CelebritiesRe: Old And Single Nigerian Celebrities, Despite Menopause Calling (Pics) by jubebaister(m): 7:48pm On Jun 08, 2016
They should get a baby papa if marriage no work. They should at least born, get one person to replace them.
RomanceThis Babe Gave Me Her Wet Panties To Sniff. See What I Did. (18+) by jubebaister(op): 10:57pm On Jun 07, 2016
I just threw it away. And then told her I want to sniff the main Toto. She did little shakara and accepted.

But my nose there, it smells like rotten ice fish. Like one popular blogger own.

Pls advice me. Should I throw her out or ask her to go and bath?

She's still with me..
CelebritiesKemi Omololu-olunloyo, 2face, Dbanj & Dare Arte Alade In Hot Photo by jubebaister(op): 10:45pm On Jun 07, 2016
They look cute.

CelebritiesRe: Jide Kosoko cries: “This is the third wife I ’ve lost, what will people say?” by jubebaister(m): 10:34pm On Jun 07, 2016
CzarRex:
they will say he used his wives for money rituals



u never know nigerians they can be so harsh and judgemental



RIP
Kemi already said it here www.nairaland.com/3151714/kemi-olunloyo-jide-kosoko-should
CelebritiesRe: Agbani Darego Dazzles In Sleeveless Blue Top by jubebaister(m): 8:08pm On Jun 07, 2016
Agbani, when will u Marry, nawa? U are there,Chineye Ochuba got married sinceeeee!! With kids
EducationRe: Secondary School Girls Twerk Infront Of Teachers And Parents (PICS) by jubebaister(m): 10:29pm On Jun 01, 2016
Nothing wrong there. So long as they are not doing lap dance or grinding..

Let them have fun...
RomanceRe: I Caught My Girlfriend Pants Down With My Friend!!! See What She Did (18+) by jubebaister(op): 11:10pm On May 30, 2016
BiafraBushBoy:
Am team Refiner....

Team Handsome guys....

Should I send you a pm??
I have heard of Refiner here much. When the time comes to vote, just don't hesitate to let me knw. I will support ur team. But I'm still pained by what my girl did. Imagine. I was trying to play the good guy , didn't knw she likes that thing too much
RomanceRe: I Caught My Girlfriend Pants Down With My Friend!!! See What She Did (18+) by jubebaister(op): 11:05pm On May 30, 2016
BiafraBushBoy:
Hope you will vote my candidate...

I need you and your popularity....

I need Handsome guys like you in the team...

Senior men. *smiles*
Yes bro. I will support ur team.
RomanceRe: I Caught My Girlfriend Pants Down With My Friend!!! See What She Did (18+) by jubebaister(op): 10:59pm On May 30, 2016
BiafraBushBoy:
I love your courage bro...

The way you write your things and don't even fear anyone...

One Love bro...

Just leave the babe...
Thanks 4 ur encouragement bro
RomanceI Caught My Girlfriend Pants Down With My Friend!!! See What She Did (18+) by jubebaister(op):
I'm in tears .. Pls I need advice


I love this babe so much. I used to give her one or two rounds. Saving her pucci for the future, in case we later get married. I didn't knw she likes sex that much. I didn't know she likese to go like 4 rounds.

I caught her in bed pants down with my paddy, an Ibo guy. Instead of being ashamed, she said I only go two rounds, that I'm not hot. That my friend can go 4 to 5 rounds. And that my friend doesn't pity her pucci. I don't knw what she means by that.

I angrily stormed out.


I'm in tears.

I haven't felt like this before.

Pls advice me.

Should I go and beg her?

Should I dump her or has she dumped Me already?

Should I forgive my betrayer friend?

I'm so confused right now.

I feel humiliated. Why do babes like rough guys? I was trying to play the good guy. It backfired. Lesson learnt.
CareerRe: Is It Necessary To Complain To My Boss Or I Just Quit. by jubebaister(m): 10:21pm On May 30, 2016
opson2016:
You've not stated the pay. How're we going to advice you?

Nigerians are secretive about two things:
Age

Salary
Lol
RomanceRe: See, This Girl's Toto Is Borehole And Smells. Please Help!!! by jubebaister(op): 11:04pm On May 29, 2016
youngberry001:
Mtchewww day call u dere ne undecided ......7up bottle wtf mastur iz dat morafvcker
What's dis one saying?
RomanceSee, This Girl's Toto Is Borehole And Smells. Please Help!!! by jubebaister(op):
This babe used to masturbate with cucumber or 7up bottle. I met her at the club. We became friends.

She said her toto smells like one blogger's own.

She wil read this . She said u people should advice her pls.

But I have told her to always bath 3 times a day.


Pls advice her. Her name is Oluremi. Very busty.

How can she tighten her vagee vagee? And stop it from smelling?
PoliticsRe: Attention Seun And Whoever It May Concern. by jubebaister(m): 2:01pm On May 28, 2016
ireneony:
get bixy with ur life and stop calling for unnecessary attention. The time u use in writing this long epistle, while not use to become a successful entrepreneur.


Mtchewwe
Some people will be forming Yeyebrities on politics section
Exactly my dear. I don't knw what this dude feels like. Who d hell is he sef? Commanding Seun and the mods. Mtchewwwwwwwww
PoliticsRe: Attention Seun And Whoever It May Concern. by jubebaister(m): 1:57pm On May 28, 2016
Honestly, Omenka , or whatever u call urself. Who d hell are u? What do u feel like ? U think u can control Seun and his mods. From the way u talk, it's like u may b a paid agent. See the way u are talking authoritatively as if u are partnering with the owner of Nairaland. You are so full of yourself. Imagine!!! I hardly comment in politics but I noticed that you like being assertive. What happened to sending your opinion privately to Seun or super mod.

You just disobeyed rule 20. Complaints to or against moderators must be sent privately. Please don't disobey, disrespect, or defame them. and urge mynd44 and Seun to ban u and close this thread. Nonsense

APC paid agent feeling like God.
RomanceThis Lady Insists I Pour My Cum In Her Mouth & Lick Her As She Menstruates (18+) by jubebaister(op): 11:17pm On May 26, 2016
One pretty lady I met on badoo said I must pour my cum in her mouth. But I refused. I learnt some young girls do that for ritual.
She's a divorcee.

The worst is that she wants me to lick her up as she is on her period. That it turns her on.

Just because I asked her of 50k
. small money.

I was scared o.

But she sounds genuine. She said the reason is that those things are her fetish. That they turn her on. That she will be given me much money. That if I do it, it proves I really love her. Me I don't love her. It's her money I love.

Pls you guys should advice me.
Any repercussions if I do that?

Thanks

Cc Ishilove, lalasticallaa
RomanceRe: See Who She Said I Should Help Her Scratch Her Vagina, I Was Shocked!!! by jubebaister(op): 11:17pm On May 23, 2016
houstonia:
Aye f00l check out my mixtape http://hnhh.co/mgqfm
Bleep off my thread with ur useless mix tape
RomanceRe: See Who She Said I Should Help Her Scratch Her Vagina, I Was Shocked!!! by jubebaister(op): 11:01pm On May 23, 2016
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RomanceI Caught My Female UNILAG Neighbor Peeping At Me While Bathing, Then I Did This by jubebaister(op): 10:59pm On May 23, 2016
A female neighbor of mine came into my room this night to drop the Seasonal movie she collected from me. The sound of the music was high. I didn't lock my room. I stay in a self con apartment. I was bathing the door slightly closed. She came in and noticed I was bathing. She tip toad and started peeping I did as if I didn't see her. Silly girl.

If u want to knw what happened next...

To be continued...
RomanceRe: Its The Pusssybaby SANDIE Again & I'm Still FUCCKING Available! by jubebaister(m): 10:53pm On May 23, 2016
PussieSandy:
Someone should gist me abeg. smiley
This man? Are u back to disturb us again with ur senseless threads? U have up to 3 accounts. Gerraaaaarohiaa
RomanceSee Who She Said I Should Help Her Scratch Her Vagina, I Was Shocked!!! by jubebaister(op):
My neighbor said I should come and help her scratch her 'Toto'. I laughed over it. Could she have meant it or was she joking? I couldn't figure that out.

I just laughed and told her she de craze oo. Lol. But in my mind, I wanted to go and help her, I admire her a lot. She always looks at my bulge when I'm in boxers.
RomanceRe: I'm Addicted To Giving Head, But This One Smells Like Rotten Fish (18+) by jubebaister(op): 11:48pm On May 20, 2016
enshi:
You again.... Were you not the guy who sniffed ur neighborz parties the other time.... You just like to lick this thing.... Hmmm mind you that babe fit just finish her menses. Its unhealthy to even use condom on her let alone you mouth.... Be wise try to stay alive atleast to witness biafra or the return of the remaining chibok girls
Funniest comment so far.. grin

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