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Fashion › I'm The Sexiest Guy On Romance Section: Rate My Photo (photo) by jubebaister(op): 11:49pm On Apr 07, 2016*

Check my profile pic. I'm the sexiest guy here with long dick too, cute face & sexy body. Babes trip for me.

Romance › Re: I Caught A UNILAG Student Masturbating With 7up Bottle & I Did This... by jubebaister(op): 11:40pm On Apr 07, 2016

Justycxx:
The devil is the father of all liars but you are the father of lai mohammed and lai mohammed is the father of the devil. youre grandfather of the devil

Y say that? You don't know what ladies do while alone

Romance › I Caught A UNILAG Student Masturbating With 7up Bottle & I Did This... by jubebaister(op): 11:36pm On Apr 07, 2016

I caught my UNILAG student runs girl neighbor masturbating in her room when I entered to give her back her blue film DVD. She didn't notice me enter. She was busy doing her thing. I started to video her wiry my phone. I was surprised the bottle entered. After the videoing, I put my phone back in my pocket and coughed. She's been begging me since then not to talk. She even offered me free pusy but I refused. Do I tell her I have the video ?

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Romance › Re: You Won't Believe What I Caught My Born Again UNILAG Neighbor Doing by jubebaister(op): 11:29pm On Apr 07, 2016

Veektoria:
Maybe her soap went missing and she decided to check if you didn't wash your clothes with it

Abii

Romance › Re: She Opened Her Panties For Me And What I Saw Was... by jubebaister(op): 11:28pm On Apr 07, 2016

ba7man:
Sex starved dudes that get no p*$$y have very strong imaginations.

Romance › Re: April Fool Made Me Have Sex With My Rich Landlady & I Got This After That by jubebaister(op): 11:28pm On Apr 07, 2016

NaWetinDey:
Lol

The story ia fake. Maybe he's been eyeing his landlady's back. But remember she's legally and spiritually somebody else's.

Anyways, all these claiming, I bet you, with the situation in Nigeria, if this becomes a job, most (able though) men will quit their own jobs and stand on qeue - showcasing their super-abilities in cunnilungus. Imagine, one kpes for N50k! A good wewk should see you smiling to the bank with not less than N1m

I bet you, if it becomes a case, 99% unemployed graduates will jump on each other like imigration recruitment. I'm not talkng about our girls in the same shoes, theirs is an encyclopedia.

Not fake bro

Romance › Re: We Just Had Sex But Her Toto Smells Like Linda Ikeji's, So I Did This (18+) by jubebaister(op): 11:27pm On Apr 07, 2016

Nzeh12:
You don smell Linda pussy before Imagine if she stumbles on this thread? Just put yourself in her shoes. If you were her brother how will you feel Wizkid said it doesn't make it true

No b me talk amooo na wizkid talk say na his director talk am.

Romance › Re: See What They Did To Me For Sniffing The Panties Of My Female Neighbor by jubebaister(op): 11:25pm On Apr 07, 2016

KingCheezyPuff:
lol!.....Stop sniffin' folk panties

OK dear. Thanks for the advise

Romance › Re: She Mistakenly Saw My Long Dick, Instead Of Going Out, She Asked Me.....(18+) by jubebaister(op): 11:24pm On Apr 07, 2016

TheBossLadyK:
Becos she be child of God she no wan you to spoil her

It's like she went and told her roommate that I have it long. Bcs these days, her roommate that never comes to my room, now comes to watch film. Or to borrow seasonal films. I'm suspecting them.

Romance › Re: She Mistakenly Saw My Long Dick, Instead Of Going Out, She Asked Me.....(18+) by jubebaister(op): 11:22pm On Apr 07, 2016

TheBossLadyK:
Becos she be child of God she no wan you to spoil her

Wow!! Really? But she no be child of God for sucking long dik & getting attracted to it? She spoilt me bcs me never do that sucking thing before. I am now ashamed whenever I see her

Romance › Re: She Mistakenly Saw My Long Dick, Instead Of Going Out, She Asked Me.....(18+) by jubebaister(op): 11:18pm On Apr 07, 2016

Abbeyunique2:
i no blame you, nah because say you see fuel buy ni. nonsense OP. it's called make-believe story for a reason

Make believe what ? I don't do make blv here OK.

Romance › Re: She Mistakenly Saw My Long Dick, Instead Of Going Out, She Asked Me.....(18+) by jubebaister(op): 11:17pm On Apr 07, 2016

TheBossLadyK:
You wan tell me say you be first timer ba

Yes o. Person never suck my thing before. I'm the one that like to lick women thing dry. Not the other way round. But it was fun. Just that I felt cheated. But y are women like that?. She already had my thing in her mouth but refused me fingerings her

Romance › Re: She Mistakenly Saw My Long Dick, Instead Of Going Out, She Asked Me.....(18+) by jubebaister(op): 11:11pm On Apr 07, 2016

HARDBOI:
I smell lies

Nothing like lies. Not a big deal to share my experiences

Romance › Re: She Mistakenly Saw My Long Dick, Instead Of Going Out, She Asked Me.....(18+) by jubebaister(op): 11:10pm On Apr 07, 2016

TheBossLadyK:
You need Jesus brother

Babe, na d UNILAG babe need am pass oo. If u see d way she was sucking & licking it enhhhh. I nearly vomitted everything in her mouth

Romance › She Mistakenly Saw My Long Dick, Instead Of Going Out, She Asked Me.....(18+) by jubebaister(op): 11:05pm On Apr 07, 2016

My UNILAG Neighbor came into my apartment when I was just coming out from the bathroom naked. She mistakenly saw my long dick, I used my hands to cover it. Instead of saying sorry and leaving immediately, she said wow!!! I have never seen such a long dick before, I knew she was lying, she then begged me to put it into her mouth. I was like y?. U are not my babe. She said forget that thing jare. Before I knew it, she had knelt down and started giving me head. As she was doing it, I tried to reach her panties but she was covering it. Imagine. She already saw me nakedd & have my long peniz in her mouth. I just asked her to go and went to my room and wore my boxers. Mtchew. I felt cheated and used.

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Romance › Re: See What They Did To Me For Sniffing The Panties Of My Female Neighbor by jubebaister(op): 11:18pm On Apr 06, 2016

rosalieene:
copy and paste
must you open a thread?

Copied from where?

Romance › See What They Did To Me For Sniffing The Panties Of My Female Neighbor by jubebaister(op): 11:14pm On Apr 06, 2016

My UNILAG female neighbor brought out things to wash and got a call. She left then on the floor in the compound and went to bring the person that called her.

I wanted to go out, but I saw dirty and kinda soaked white undie, I grabbed it hurriedly, I sniffed it bcs I suspect that she just had sex, because one macho boy just left her room. It was still in my nose when the gate was opened. I threw away the pant.

They shouted and I was embarrassed. The girl accused me of juju and created a scene. I was so ashamed of myself. Later I got the courage. I hala for them. After all I caught her so called born again roommate sniffing my clean boxer the other day. I simply told them I wanted to retaliate.

Do me I do u... But d gal said she wil report me to landlady. The landlady na my person. No fear. No shaking..
Her panties smell like Linda ikeji's smelling pucci.

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Romance › We Just Had Sex But Her Toto Smells Like Linda Ikeji's, So I Did This (18+) by jubebaister(op): 7:22pm On Apr 05, 2016

I just finished making out with one UNILAG big babe (runs girl). She's tall, slim & busty.

But her vagina smells like that of Linda's as revealed by Wizkid's director.

But I managed to lick her clitoris...

Did I do anything bad by licking her smelling vagina's clitioris?
I'm afraid. Pls help me

Romance › April Fool Made Me Have Sex With My Rich Landlady & I Got This After That by jubebaister(op): 8:33pm On Apr 01, 2016

My landlady woke me me up with a knock. I opened. She told me she's sick. That if she stays 2 days without sex, that she normally faints. I was like, I'm I a doctor?

Imagine that.. She said her husband travelled, so she needs sex urgently otherwise she wil faint in my house. I didn't want her to faint. I asked her to go pls. Me no want trouble. Beside her story is not convincing. But I had a 2nd thought when she wanted to fall down I held her to lift her up. She started crying, kissing me, I responded.

We ended up making love. But I made sure I licked her puccy dry before doing the real thing so that she won't forget me. She confessed her husband hasn't done that to her before. She had been eyeing me though.

I was shocked when she told me it's April Fool. Gush. I felt like crying that I have been used. I felt dirty. But what she did next cleared all the guilt from my mind.

She went to her apartment, and brought a cheque of 50k for me. I was so happy. She said I shouldn't tell anyone in the compound to avoid gossip.

I'm so happy. Though I won't do that again with her.

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Romance › You Won't Believe What I Caught My Born Again UNILAG Neighbor Doing by jubebaister(op): 9:09pm On Mar 31, 2016

I spread my boxers outside, later in the evening, my born again female neighbor went to take in her clothes, I peeped from the window and caught her sniffing my sexy boxers!!!!

I screamed, Funke!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

She hurriedly dropped it and it fell on the floor.

Imagine such arrant nonsense.

Guys, if u were in my shoes, what would u have done?

Romance › She Opened Her Panties For Me And What I Saw Was... by jubebaister(op): 2:59pm On Mar 31, 2016

My neighbor, a student of unilag spread her legs apart, and showed me her wet puccy last night when I went to fix her TV for her.

I saw her white clean panties soaked with vaginal juice. Apparently, she was watching porn. These unilag babes don spoil finish. Well, I helped her clean her wet pucci by licking it all up as she screamed and moaned until another neighbourh came and knocked asking if she's OK. She answered yes.

Did I do the wrong thing?

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Romance › Re: Tight Vagina Vs Wide Vagina (graphic Content) by jubebaister(op): 2:54pm On Mar 31, 2016

Cc lalasticlala FP let people learn

Romance › Tight Vagina Vs Wide Vagina (graphic Content) by jubebaister(op): 2:37pm On Mar 31, 2016

It's graphic because we are talking about vagina, where we all came out from..

Now, no man likes wide vagina, every man likes tight vagina.

But atimes, we should not blame the babes for having wife vaginas because, they may not be the cause..

Some causes of wide vagina include:

1 child birth - imagine a baby coming out from that sma hole, some have upto 3, 5, 8 and more babies. Why won't that place be wide? So don't blame the women. It's nature.

2 Abortion - During abortion, the medical practitioner dips hands inside the vajeyvaje.

3 Too much sex.. Some babes can Bleep for life.

4 Masturbation with 7up bottle, coca cola bottle, star ledger bottle & cucumber, Vibrators, etc.

5 fingerin with 5 fingers all inside.

But me, I don't care if it's tight or not. Vagina na vagina

Babes wetin una think?

Guys, share ur experiences

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Romance › Re: After Sucking Her Wet Kitty-Cat Dry, She Told Me This... (18+) by jubebaister(op): 11:11pm On Mar 27, 2016

SUPERPACK:
Our youths have gone mad again

I de tel u. Don't mind them.

Romance › Re: After Sucking Her Wet Kitty-Cat Dry, She Told Me This... (18+) by jubebaister(op): 11:07pm On Mar 27, 2016

ify2nyce:
from she to he

u should have known it was autocorrect error

Romance › After Sucking Her Wet Kitty-Cat Dry, She Told Me This... (18+) by jubebaister(op): 11:01pm On Mar 27, 2016

Remember my runs girl off and on babe that asked me to lick her pussy and I refused?

Well, today , I was in the mood.. I invited her over.. She said she will come only on 2 conditions:
1 that I must take her out to a fast food joint at Ikeja.
2 that I must eat her pussy and dry it wit my tongue..

I promised and said yes...

I took her out... She's so pretty... Gorgeous.. Oh my Gush...

I wish to marry her.. Only if she will stop sleeping with rich Chiefs, Alhajis & yahoo boys..

Na pretty Yoruba girl with big water melon I can use as pilllo. U kwn Yoruba babes are the most endowed in naija.. Not Igbo's with flat chests & small nyash..

Well. I later sucked and licked that place before hot sexxxx that she was moaning and speaking in tongues..

After that she told me she is now "born again"..

That's our last sex... Imagine.. Rubbish girl...

What should I do?

Cc.. Lalasticlala and Farano

Nairaland General › Re: Was Lalasticlala Sacked Or Did He Resign? by jubebaister(m): 10:42pm On Mar 27, 2016*

H2Ossss:
lol... hezz probably just on break... c'mon guys... y thinking negative?

I think so too. Body no b firewood.. One needs to rest .. Or is he a robot that works 7 days a week, 366days a year. Lol.. I can't do that kind job oooo. That I wil work everyday. No rest, no holiday, no shift... How much them de pay am sef? E reach 180k?

I hear say his salary na 150k... Even at that, me no fit do that kind work...

Romance › Re: I'm With A Runs Girl Now. See What We Are Doing (18+) by jubebaister(op): 12:14am On Mar 20, 2016

Pheals:
The girl like you. ... U lick it first and I will tell you what will happen

Wow!!! Sure?

I think I will try... But if I do it, won't I get HIV? She's not even my girlfriend... Just a beautiful runs girl..

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Romance › Re: I'm With A Runs Girl Now. See What We Are Doing (18+) by jubebaister(op): 12:12am On Mar 20, 2016

Cutehector:
OK she will pay u for dat!

..

No.. She said I should give her 10k for the runs... . it's for her cream & make up...

Romance › Re: I'm With A Runs Girl Now. See What We Are Doing (18+) by jubebaister(op): 11:58pm On Mar 19, 2016

funkyibodude:
Go and sleep it's late

Seriously, how can I be staring at that wet pussy and I won't enter ? All Bcs I refused to put my head & tounge in there...

Romance › I'm With A Runs Girl Now. See What We Are Doing (18+) by jubebaister(op): 11:52pm On Mar 19, 2016

She came this night oooo. She wore no panties ., wants me to lick her wet pussy clean.. But I refused.. I prefer cleaning it with my pipe... She said nooooo. Licking before the main thing oo.

I refused...

She is just angry, lying naked, braless..

Mature comments only....

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