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hardie14:
for ur mind. dey console ursef dia. which husband u gimme wey i run away from. me and biotechshola love na from above. haters abeg swerve over.

**whispering** they av found out about the kurukere we use to do back then

Ellanaire:
Jeese The rate at which this thread is being elongated is quite alarming, one can hardly keep up

I can always give u a recap buh first, are you single?

Oyehomie:
A NIGHT POEM TO MA DAMSEL QUTYJOICE


To love is to share life together
to build special plans just for two
to work side by side
and then smile with pride
as one by one, dreams all come true.

To love is to help and encourage
with smiles and sincere words of praise
to take time to share
to listen and care
in tender, affectionate ways.

To love is to have someone special like ma qutyjoice
one who you can always depend
to be there through the days
sharing laughter and tears
as a partner, a lover, a friend.

To love is to make special memories
of moments you love to recall
of all the good things
that sharing life brings

love is the greatest of all.
I've learned the full meaning
of sharing and caring even if it seems unseen
and having my dreams all come true to d extent dat i wrote 48 reasons i luv u without breakin a sweat;
I've learned the full meaning
of being in love even though on nairaland
by being and loving with you ma qutyjoice
Sweetdreams..frm yur heart Oyeh

haaaa! Egba mi, i tot BlizzydoDo had d best efo riro in town, ds guy don turn Shakespeare for midnight, d kind efo riro wey ds one chop, dem mix am with tortoise preeq, termite intestine and finally, some crushed toenails

Qutyjoice:
Thank you for the No4 award......My own Oye z d best

u see man wey give u 48 points give u, u no ask am where e go use d remaining 52, abi u no know say na 100 points dey inside d book

Fraiser:
lol... U sha lyk to dey remind me of d past sha, nawa o...anyway as u too don pour water for grand bfor, u suppose waka on cold soil, we go sort everytin out

okay egbon adugbo toh sure, awon eleyi, awon ti won fi rake ya irun, apari to n ge gallas. No sh!t bro, i gallant, no worry......... I go find one small chikito wey go just dey hep u rub body if madam don go her every Friday vigil............. Dnt thank me, one good turn deserves another

Fraiser:
e make sense lyk dat as u won free ursef from turnup men, u won go associate ur sef wit dull men... I smh for u, ur life go dey boring ehn infact wetin com sweet me pass na dat ur wife wey u won dey brink com friday nyt clubbing, I go fit seize d opportunity do wetin dey my mind since all dis days... I go rock ur wife blue black just bring her com

don't worry bro, BlizzydoDo didn't see this

OlaSalo:
I just hate this. You could have corrected the error without insulting the dude. You wanted to correct him and you started with him then shifted to his school. Are you claiming never to have made an error all your life? We just need to stop this idea of embarrassing someone who makes a mistake. Its high time we started acting mature.

no mind d boy jare, d tin wey pain me pass be say na me help am write jamb dat year, e still dey owe me sef but wait, y dat one sef no fit speak pidgin or he sud av tried code mixing like me, English no compulsory na...........no b all of us sabi speak am because FELLED yen ti poju..... E plenty gan

Abbeyunique2:
*Listening to james brown "it's a man's world"*
**
TO WHOM IT MAY CONCERN

in order to ease the tension at my home with beckytee, i have made the following resolutions:
1) to tender an unreserve apology to my wife. so, beckytee i'm singing Akon's sorry put the blame on me.
2) to dissociate myself from bad influence and my drinking gang. so fraiser and jubrealguy should take not.
3) to go home immediately after work. no more branching of spixytinxy shop.
4) to associate maself with responsible married men like amodu, oyehomie and co.
5) that my TGIF clubbing will be done alongside beckytee.

thanks all for ya understanding.
signed abbeyunique2

wall of jericho dey jeje, u say ma hin ur power fit carry, ko si weyrey, we go dey observe

Anyway, I no trust madam spixytinxy again, d four baby oku wey she give me d oda day just dey turn my belle anyhow, i neva get myself since dT day, make e no b say ds woman no mix weed and all dose dangerous drugs wey i mo know wit am.............pls wiariz drjoshua2000 and the minister of health.

Did i just call biotechshola, o ti oo, awon late hour wife snatcher.....God dey watch u

Fraiser:
my padi u know even need to dey find any 48 laws of power bfor u get wife for dis city, just eye any cute babe u lyk nd tell me so dat we go initiate d engagement process

baba, I know I'd never regret taking you in when you had nowhere to sleep

Oyehomie:
Lol...wettn u dey talk now...y he no fit gv 100? Na zaniness...d state of being Zanny...thats nt a big tn nah...lol..he must o

na today i just dey sabi d word

johndanny:
likely Delta

I chose kano, Akwa ibom, kwara and Osun in that order, states visited are lagos and ogun state even tho dat ogu state sef is redemption camp cos i lived and schooled in lag all my life, never really did step out of the state and i got Osun my 4th choice, so i think whatever is picking d state is doing it just RANDOMLY

Oyehomie:
Whaaat...saysss who? When, how, for whom, and whaat? I no even c ya proposal.. Na so dem dey marry

lol, u think say na everybody sabi find 48 points upandan, even if i find all d whole words, hw d hell will i get to know zaniness abi na zaziness.....

mynd1:
lol. It means I am busy at d moment.

dats fulani, ryt?

LogoDWhiz:
Yea. Happened for the 2 previous batches

Alright sir

boboLIL:


THE MUCH ANTICIPATED MONTH IS HERE.. A NEW MONTH, A NEW DAY...A MONTH OF WEARING THAT "KHAKI".. HAPPY NEW MONTH EVERYBODY...

GOOD MORNING TO EVERY SOUL IN HERE..... STAY TUNED AS THE COUNTDOWN CONTINUES******


2016 BATCH A ORIENTATION COURSE (STREAM I) STARTS ON 30TH MARCH - 18TH APRIL, 2016 WHILE BATCH A ORIENTATION COURSE (STREAM II) STARTS ON 27TH APRIL - 16TH MAY 2016..


IT IS OFFICIALLY 29 DAYS FOR PCM STREAM (I) AND 57 DAYS FOR PCM STREAM (II) TO APPEAR IN THEIR RESPECTIVE ORIENTATION CAMPS


MAY GOD ALMIGHTY GUIDE AND PROTECT US ALL!! AMEN!!



QUOTE OF THE DAY

"THE CHOICES WE MAKE, AND THE CHANCES WE TAKE, DETERMINES OUR DESTINY"




DO YOU KNOW?

"There are only two ways you can get through pains. You can let it destroy you or you can use it as fuel to drive you to dream bigger and to work harder"



START GATHERING YOUR BELONGINGS IN ONE PLACE TO AVOID FOGETTING ONE OR TWO THINGS AHOME( FOR THOSE OF US 'FOGETTING THINGS' IS THEIR HOBBY)..

destiny is wat we make it........cool bro

LogoDWhiz:
Yea, you will.

Just reprint your greencard, few days to camp

Are you very sure about this sir

tiippie:
Good morning family,

It's my convocation today #unilag# and congratulations to all unilag peeps convocating this week.

congratulations ma'am

Happy convocation to you guyz
Cc
Jubrealguy SC31 Abbie25 And others

Iykon1313:
jubrealguy it is no lie. This is true.

let me try and believe small. So u don't need help cos uve made ur decision, person dey carry punana follow u upandan, u didn't even know wah kinda punana, maybe eez d one dat wee finally destroy ur life or d one dat will change ur life for good forever (all it takes eez one taste peere)but eez like u no ready atall so just block her on whatsapp bbm fb and every other social media and if she finds u via another account, den my advice for u is to attend ds forthcoming holy ghost service at the redemption camp.

eddykisses1:
It is officially my birthday...I bless God for my life and the life of everyone here.


Jah bless

happy birthday bro

Adaure4ever:
Is that so? I doubt it. What abt pretence? Anyone can fake the "I Love You Too"

he sud av said provided the response z real

Fraih:
That girl is a guy

so me and ds beautiful-eyed babe cn jam sumwhr else

halfricanadian:
organise n*ggss to bleep her

As it is all she wants is "bleep"

If u cant do it organise those who can

She go give u "projectile" space

**whispering** u want to tell me you don't know op is lying, abi?

mynd1:
lol. Yeahp ama nayi busy yanzun nan gaskiya.

what does that mean

Jadekitana:
I live in lagos.

baby, i gbadun that your dressing ooo

@op, u talk ds kind thing and u expect all ds babes (oloshos and non oloshos, ko kan aye) to rub your head, abi?

honestly the thing is this, let's say u fuvk once a week(tho e b lik say ur own go pass one), dahs like 40k a week, so my take is ds, i think d oloshos are really milking u dry cos if u r dating a gal and u spend roughly 20k(most gals no even need up to) every month, I expect u to have a lotta sex more dan d supposed 4 times a month and unlimited head.

I just expect you to be more blunt by saying u are not mentally and financially fit to run a relationship because not all gals are that demanding, so wen u r mentally ready, find ur size and nt d one dat av spent a lot to get dere asses dangling and chest mightier, nt d ones dat av bleached to stupor and av so much holes on dr nose and ear(abi u no know hw much dem spend ni, dem go need returns na).

Find ur size, dere is always ur size and fuvk everyday if u want to..............life is sweet, don't b dependent on10k to av a good fuvk

10k!!! Una dey try ooo

Fraiser:
notin do u bro we go relate

I double sight you, thanks man

Fraiser:
my guy wife matter dey important pass dis one o btw d unlimited browsing am talking about is only for android users o, u shud take note of dat

dat unlimited browsing dey part of wetin go make d relationship sweet btw I no even fit think of another OS........... Android lo le shey

tosyne2much:
Evn if Airtel gives you 5GB, you will marvelled with the rate at which it will finish

TRUE

Fraiser:
I dey fear make I no com dey risk ban if i put dat kyn tin for here o, u know no b tech thread b dis, ba3 down already we will discuss dis later

oya pass me that thing first before we start to dey talk wife matter.........Morning bro

spixytinxy:
na im b dis ooo, do u care for pepper soup

y not with goat meat and plenty ponmo.........where all ds ashana na, I go nid carry one go house.......cnt afford to waste ds highness.

I bn don plan to forget ds place oo bt d ponmo is changing my mind

Fraiser:
na wetin sure pass b dat o, wife don scarce for town na, sorry i mean better wife don scarce for town

guy, i don use u fumble oo, u gaaz find me wife oo........cos u dey part of d people wey win hardie14 for biotechshola and i understand, lobbying for ministerial positions requires help from the high and the mighty........so wahs d plan bro. If u r planning not to help, remember I use to house u one time like that