₦airaland Forum

Fraiser:
shey na by force ni, I go start to dey break botu o

shebi na monikers garnered d guy talk, no b say dem don officially declare u as member na

Fraiser:
na who tell u say I won do committee, u can only force a horse to d river bur u cant force it to drink water, baba for d sake of peace u better forget about award nd lets us continue catching our fun, committee ko community ni

no carry dat omo ita skill come here oo

Kbs468:
In the spirit of transparency and accountability, we present to you the collated votes first before a categorical declaration would follow suit.

THANKS ALL FOR YOUR PATIENCE

MONIKERS VOTES GARNERED

Abbeyunique2. = 1

Amodu. = 1

Biotechshola. = 1

BlizzydoDo. = 2

Brimmie. = 1

Bobolil. = 4

DTOBS. = 2

Fraih. = 7

Fraiser. = 4

IghravweIG. = 2

Jayloms. = 1

Jubreelguy. = 1

MemphisDepay. = 1

Mschubby. = 1

Oyehomie. = 3

Qutyjoice. = 2

Rukkyola. = 1

SC31. = 2

Sexysaphire. = 1

Shammak. = 1

Spixytinxy. = 5

Wittyemi. = 1

good work bro but its Jubrealguy not Jubreelguy

Kuronima:
You are very right. A girl told me once of how she went out with a guy for the first time and when it was getting late the guy refused to drive her back home. Like play play, she had to do an endurance trek back... It was about 90km... It was like 11pm but she got home almost 1am (lazy girl)

90km..............u need to modify ds pls

katerine7:
ehya sorry, such is life

told myself dat teytey

Fraih:
Were you a Futarian?

never was.........Morning

katerine7:
wetin do d ticket

na all d clubs wey deny me money u mention so

Qutyjoice:
PRI/Sec/Uni....lol

I love ds reply........lol

katerine7:
Liverpool my Liverpool, spoiling people's ticket since 1213, make ena no vex man city can't fit beat us back to back wen no be curse
All those Arsenal people ena nawa see chumchin
valencia my valencia ena try
Bayern ena own don done

ds babe b reminding me of my last ticket.....

CROBBOY:
I THINK THE REVERSE IS THE CASE HERE . These your ideologies were predominant over sixty years ago (during the era of my grandfather) were most family investments on education and civilization were tailored towards the male folks; the era were the standards for ascertaining a HUSBAND MATERIAL was one that had a good farm land and produce, a 2 - bedroom mud house, a VILLAGE CHAMPION who can engage in and sustain an argument (with little or no commercial value) etc; and the standards for ascertaining a WIFE MATERIAL was a woman who's a good house wife, energetic enough to perform all the domestic chores (without complaining), raise battalions off children, receive all the insults, beatings, and military commands without any objection while keeping mute to a public humiliation of her personality (for sake of say A WOMAN DOES NOT TALK WHEN A MAN IS TALKING ), etc.


RUUUUUBBBBBBIIIIISSSSHHHHH!

My brother, let me remind you that we are in the 21st century, the INFORMATION ERA in that matter of which women have outgrown those silly tricks of 40:60% ratio. Those pranks only temporarily work during the initial phase of a relationship and gradually wears out in the course of time which in the long haul, creates more damages to your reputation.

On the aspect of questioning her fidelity and she keeping another boy who is primarily on the receiving end, although I know some woman (even married ones) indulge in this lifestyle (especially, when the guy is good with ***), but believe me, if you make a careful research on this, you will realise that these woman usually are in COMPLETE CONTROL of these second guys while the 'MANLESS' guy continue with the act of HIDE AND SEEK ( I JUST PRAY MAKE THE WOMAN OGA CATCH DEM, NA THERE WE GO KNOW WHO BE THE WOMAN NUMBER 1 )

Finally, one thing I would want you to know (if you don't) is that the 21st century woman CANNOT and WILL NOT have a CARING, LOVING, SIMPLE, UNDERSTANDING, FUN TO BE, FOR SOME, GOOD IN ***, SMART, GOOD LOOKING, RELIGIOUS FOCUSED, ETC GUY who in addition to all of those SHOWERS HER WITH EXCESS MONEY then chose to ignore him and give her heart to a FLAT BROKE GUY (unless she has gone past the conventional age (21-29) of easily being 'MARRIABLE').

DO YOU THINK ALL THOSE LOVE IS BLIND SYNDROME ARE STILL APPLICABLE NOWADAYS If eventually both of you get married, how do you pay the bills (house/house rent, atleast 3 square meals, children upkeep and fees, buy her artificial looks, events and holidays) ? THESE ARE THINGS 21ST CENTURY WOMEN PUT INTO CONSIDERATION BECAUSE THERE STILL HAVE THEIR EGO TO PROTECT WITH THEIR FELLOW WOMEN

DO NOT FORGET THESE THINGS IN A HURRY BROTHER!

If na me wan type ds kind thing, four pages go don pass me, oyehomie, please repeat d word u used in qualifying ds chairman's words.

E kaaro sir

Abbeyunique2:
Seriously 4-5years at FUTA and u neva experience relationship. it's either u too dey serious with books or olosho things till take over.

my department, just 2 gals 46 guyz bt dose gals are MEN

Qutyjoice:
I nominate 1. Brimmie 2. Jubrealguy 3. Biotechshola 4. Rukkyola

thanks for the mention

drjoshua2000:
The kind rope I see corpers dey climb for camp I don't know if I can climb it cos am scared of heights. Make I shun service?

I don't think it's compulsory

E b lik say i don open page ooo

Dedicating this to all unilag graduands

Kbs468:
Haaaaaaaaa. Physical Angel Gabriel. Na me you dey address like that You no know say Golden City guys and gals no dey friendly to humans? Na dama dama anything viewed from the spiritual realm?

If I organize my boys, invite my wife's motor park boys and girls because they are not tauts oo like they are being referred to in Nigeria by PMB and it is during election dat dey will show their levels again

As well as joining up with decent biotechshola and Hardie14 loyalist, you sure say you no go get one sleepless night?

abeg, no dey mention dat biotechshola anywhere I dey, i no wan dey hear hin name, come frm nowhere carry babe

Morning bro

Kbs468:
Haaaaaaaaa. Physical Angel Gabriel. Na me you dey address like that You no know say Golden City guys and gals no dey friendly to humans? Na dama dama anything viewed from the spiritual realm?

If I organize my boys, invite my wife's motor park boys and girls because they are not tauts oo like they are being referred to in Nigeria by PMB and it is during election dat dey will show their levels again

As well as joining up with decent biotechshola and Hardie14 loyalist, you sure say you no go get one sleepless night?

abeg, no dey mention dat biotechshola anywhere I dey, i no wan dey hear hin name, come frm nowhere carry babe

Morning bro

SC31:
no be me you see o

ehn ehn........ D person resemble u gan ooo, how was convo, shey rice remain?

Fraiser:
na durin rainy season den dey recommend rubber tennis o because of d field can be soaked wit water, so we no need am as our campin don fall for dry season btw I no see our man jubrealguy dis nyt o, abi e never recover from yesterday hangover ni

yesterday was tough man, 4 baby oku nearly kee me, how u dey na, abeg, wetin happen for here yesterday, i hear say dem wan give award

hardie14:
nawa see as this group dey fly. catching up na marathon. see as i dey breath like pesin wey lion chase.
sorry i came in by this time na the only time i fit catch up without extra pages loading once i had i busy day.
spixytinxy; fraih; amodu; qutyjoice; kbs468; fraiser, logodwhiz; armynu; alhassan(where at thou all dia while); jubrealguy; blizydodo; shammak
and every other person.
how una dey



my one and only, how are you. hope you didnt miss my absence at home too much.just manage ehn& i will siin round up my official asssignment and rush back hine into your arms. i miss u like mofedaku. d cold no be for here. wish you are with me.
I LOVE YOU MY BOO BAE. muaàhhh

I dey ooo, ur husband neva fuvk up?

spixytinxy:
person go stil buy down too na, I no no where him go oooo, chai jubrealguy I dey miss u ooooo nd I don prepare isi ewu for u

I miss u, no b small.........u go prepare another one tonight, by den ds hangover suppose don comot body


How ur nyt

Abbeyunique2:
lol, that thing just dey some people body. imagine someone correcting my pidgin english? shout out to chucks.

lmao

wittyemi:
Lolzzzz, Baba I no too dey in the mood to talk dis morning,but since you showed interest in wanting to know the nonsense in my head,i think you deserve my thought. Well not much to say, just to add to what CROBBOY And ABBEYUNIQUE2 Has said.
In a relationship, you need to earn your respect,value,trust and responsibility. Never assume she has the money,even if she does,it is your responsibility to give her more money; a lady can value the little gift you give to her even more than her millions in d bank. If you form the habit of always assuming she has the money, b4 long, you ll start loosing her respect for u,value n trust; because b4 u know it,even in d things you should do as a man u ll keep assuming she has the money. Giving her that T.P tells alot; it means you appreciate n value her visit, u want her to come around again and it shows u r accountable; accountability =responsibility. If she wan collect your money give another dude,you aren't smart enough to stop her.

don't tell me with all this relationship knowledge, u don't av a wife in d city

Kbs468:
Ok Dear but must you be doing that personally What about your gals and guys? A Minister's wife doing that herself? Shey you know that if not because you said quitting your job would rather discouraged the millions who are earning a living from such Business of yours with you as their inspiration, I would have long ago ordered the Federal Environmental Agency to clear up everything and stop you from continuing with it.

oko iya oniparaga, i don catch u today

LogoDWhiz:
hehehe!
U be clown
see excuse

my papa sef know say i b one very very shy sumbori............all dose fine fine gehs frm moremi to newhall to amina hall..........iyalaya 5pts

wittyemi:
Hope your first degree was a 1st class? Anything short of that,then it's more embarrassing on your path.

d exact statement my father told me............una plan am

spixytinxy:
ahn ahn, se ori e kpe sha, abeg no come use ur ogogoro bad mouth tk spoil my market oooo. Beeni oooo am aving a gud day, n u?

no vex for me,baby oku hangover still dey body.

I just dey jare, d suit i bn dey plan wear go convocation today.........I just remember ds morning say i don sell am, so all d money i bn dey plan spend today, I dey carry am cum ur side tonight.....gbogbo aye

I no know y Abbeyunique2 dey longthroat frm dat side, shebi u said u r a changed man

CROBBOY:
Good Morning People of Golden City. I bring you greetings from my home wife (SC31).

Una nor even come dey send person again sef. WHAT I DO?

cc:
LogoDWhiz (The only Leader 4 GC wey no get part two)
Kbs468 ( GC & NL Database with Terabyte Memory)
Fraiser (The man wey sabi comot talk from nowhere)
hardie14 (This fine and meek chikala)
Abbeyunique2 (Correct guy wey sabi patronise people)
Oyehomie (My own paddy wey dey back me up)
Jubrealguy (This man wey sabi mix wey wey)
Qutyjoice (This Pwetty new Journalist)
and others I dey see around

Na una new parol for this month be dis Dearis God O!

But come to think of it, where are these people?
Amodu
DTOBS
missevey
missoyin
spinxytinxy
shammak
IghraweIG (abeg your name na 7 Credit Unit course )
BoboLIL
misschubby
JaneJoanJohn
Yannabasse
Rukkyola
BlizzyDodo (I hope right)
Fraih
Others I dey try to remember their Monikers

I hail u brotherly

Besides, wat is d meaning of CROBBOY

Qutyjoice:
Sssshhhh.....Our life our business by the way he's using it small small(lol)

Tell him to boro me just 5, i get 15 here already

**whispers** i don sabi dat boi teytey.........na playboi, run away, I can take u in tho.......it's a big house

Fraiser:
no ooo rub my body ke? My body na for my wife alone o, d only place wey free wey she go fit rub na my beard nd d back of my neck o, still on still sha omo daadaa ni eh, wagbayi btw good morni, hw ur nyt was?

lol.... No worry, we go find am for u.

Nt d best of all nyts as my papa no gree mak i sleep just dey yarn me d story of dah boi wey finish wit 5pts say me just dey chop food upandan for campus, i sha told him what i hate most is being the cynosure of all eyes, dats hw i just settled for less jeje (almost chopped a slap tho). How ur twinnie na Fraih, e don tey small i hear frm am

Fraiser:
my main man I dey doff my cap to u o, hw was ur morni goin? No vex about d greetinx wey I no reply yesterday, I don crash already by dat tym, hope SC31 is doin fyn? I dey miss her plenty

u don forget say she dey convocate ni, i see am for campus sef wey she dey dance to CUSTOMER DAADAA NI

Oyehomie:
Ds won that u re jst attacking everybody frm all angles ehnnn...it is a gift only tru love can bring out....efo riro nah taboo? Yoruba nd ds dere mind.....?

lol.........u just confirmed it now, o maa shey ooo

spixytinxy:
no b my baby oku turn ur belle ooo, na d mama put food wey u chop cause am

**raises eyebrow and in falz voice** iya oniparaga , eez lyk u r not balanze upstearz, i b lik perzin wey dey chop buka.





Hp u avin a gud day

Qutyjoice:
Hunger or Sleep?

Ebi ti pa werey