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spixytinxy:
tosynetomuch jubrealguy don pay for ur drink ooo, me go soon close ooooo bt my girls dem stil dey, ur moni na 25k now, dat tosynetomuch too like paraga d way fish like water. Abbeyunique2 owo mi da

A great night, it was Madam.......hope u slept well? E b like say ur gehs break bottle yday ooo, infact one dey plan to forget botu inside person body buh was to drunk to remember. Anyway, i drop 30k, 5k for some subsequent faaji

Abeg, u and Abbeyunique2 noise dey disturb me, hangover still dey body, I wan sleep

spixytinxy:
nd blizzydodo go dey defend fraiser oooo

fraiser na alagbari na, and based on fine boi package plus d powerful influence wey d guy get........madam, if na u nko

abeg i go like top ds orijin onike wot 2 orijin onigo

spixytinxy:
ur moni na just 15k, ur orijin don block sef, d isi ewu. Stil. Dey gbono feli feli

madam. madam, abeg no tell me say u ready close tonight ooo because na here me wan do my vigil add tosyne2much money join, comot abbeyunique2 own, jow much e b lik dat

tosyne2much:
Egbon, make I sit beside you make we follow shayo small

baba, seats plenty joor, no worry....order ur own, i go pay......my ashana go soon enta.......na she i dey use orijin onike for.... Ori yin fokasibe sir, abi make i arrange one oshofri for u ni

spixytinxy:
haa fraiser u kala gan oooo

no b just kala, plus daju sef.......omo wobe male

CROBBOY:
I really see all your mentions great people. I will particularly attend to them later.

I have to prepare a Powerpoint presentation now for tomorrow.

See you later friends!

if that PowerPoint presentation no concern GC, we no wan hear am

anyway, how your PowerPoint presentation

Fraiser:
e make sense lyk dat as u don dey bring ur salary, infact awon bois ti n je gbese sile de e, beckytee ur husband don join eruku guys for spixytinxy shop wit hin salary o, u fit go soak d remaining garri wey dey una house make hunger no com use ur nose do trumpet, by d way my wyf don go vigil trutru, ashana lole se lale yi mehn

oya,make una add everything up, how much.........madam no tell me my orijin don hot nor my isi ewu cold, e joor ma......e ma fa werey loyan oo (no go draw mad woman breast oo)

Qutyjoice:
And ya done preparing?

no ma'am, we were only preparing for the real preparation dat time

Qutyjoice:
God forbid. In our house I do d cooking, I wash, Na me dey bath em sef if yu no sabi....Na today get as e be n pls leave my husband out of dz. Tanks

no vex ooo, yoruba don talk am already, iyawo ni olori oko.,...sorry, e b like say i quote am wrong....lol

spixytinxy:
ehn ehn, oga oooooo me don first no say dat Qutyjoice way no pure at all

despite all d 48pts, all d poem, all d kegs of palm oil, tubers of yam and all d 201 gods dat were appeased. who would v believed all ds wud happen to dat bobo.

anyway, mo ti jawo n be make dem no turn me to eke adugbo

Qutyjoice:
Abeg, where z dz place like dz today? So dry n boring.



Shoutout to my pple, Oya yu guys shd com out o

Fraih(my Sist), Fraiser(my brother),Oyehomie(husby),Brimmie(husby's paddy),LogoDwhiz,Kbs468,DTOBS, SC31(fwendship mi), Magymagz, Spixytinxy (streeet-mama), Hardie14, Biotechshola, Ms Oyin, merikms, LudaChriz, Abbeyunique, Jubrealguy, eaglevission, Blizzdodo(iyawo egbon), shammak(sister's husby), Village goat(The only goat in d room)my hand z paining me n others(sowie couldn't mention yur name but yu are also part of them, you yes you.....Oya yu guys shd com out by the way I'm hungry.

we dey prepare for camp, na y e dry dat time

Magymagz:
swthrt mi...'m ryt hre

maggi maggi........dem tell me say u fine, make I run go check cos awon oloyinbo said seeing is believing

spixytinxy:
lol, I c u ooo Qutyjoice, Sebi dem say u sabi cook well well y u come dey hungry now

Sabi wetin? u neva hear say oyehomie don turn gbewudani, na hin dey cook, dey wash, dey clean, dey fetch water.......shey u no kno say since dem don marry,d guy no gree fat again, anyway no b my mouth u hear am ooo

hardie14:
wtf*****.meehnnn i don lost for this page patapata. how am i suppose to read 27 pages??
abeg sombori shd please summarize whatagoan.


all my people i hail una in HD ooo

jubrealguy whats popping

ife temi nikan, biotechshola how you doing.
come home early today i have prepared special something( in every definition for you only).

besides reeling the loss of a potential wife to one minister like dat,I guess m fine.

na Friday nyt ooo, dnt let biotechsola dull u ooo, i dey madam spixytinxy shop dey wait for ya

Oyehomie:
Babe...Seriously i almost fainted to day cos d work unit was actually tu much..tryin to work till 25th so i can b qualified for full salary ni jawe.......ma boss ma workaholic..he blivs d more u work d more ur entitlement

lol.......na pple like una dey carry 100 alabukun go camp wit 240 karaole.......no go kee ursef ooo

Fraiser:
bae I don enter, emi pelu gbogbo crew mi (me nd all my crew)

baba, as i enter like dat.....just dey enter madam spixytinxy shop, go order down....carry guyz go, i dey come cos i hear say ur wifey don go vigil.

Madam, orijin onike ati isi ewu, e ba mi package e sile, i dey inside go slow.......wit my SALARY

MDLXX

Fraiser:
dont mind him jare, he came wen av decided to take a break from active service in order to enjoy more passionate tym wit my wife, e for experience wetin den dey call trouble

lol..... How's BlizzydoDo na........bn a while

LudaChriz:
Pack well boy

**in psquare's voice** no start wetin u no go fit finish
Meanwhile, r u d real ludacris abi u just dey boro name upandan

Qutyjoice:
Nope I dnt share Brother's love..lol....Good a.m

which kind of love do u share oo, cos me don't mind avin any amount ooo, even if it's just an ounce

Ur pishure is ravishing

Fraiser:
Good morni to all d citizens of dis awsome city, my special gud morni goes to LogoDwhiz nd kbs468, I wish to tell u guys I respect u both so much. My affectionate gud morni goes to my gorgeous wife blizzydoDo, d best twinnie fraih, my awsome sis qutyjoice, my second **** to be merikims nd my inlaws shammak nd oyehomie, I doff my cap to all dem my sure padis, abbeyunique2, jubrealguy, DTOBS, crobboy, spixytinxy, terrymason, adusco, IghravewIG, brimmie, dejiconde, justified10, armynu nd all d esteem monickers I cudnt mention. I luv u all so much

baba, i dey hail u from this side.

Qutyjoice:
Bro you are sighted....Love you too.

won't u love me too.

Good morning

yanabasee:
It's cool bro...... Wish you goodluck....!

wish u d same bro

CROBBOY:
Alright. I will arrange for a teacher tomorrow from a neighbouring Community Primary School

Primary school bawo, i don sabi A for Apple already na

CROBBOY:
I dey hail you o!

Between, what are these word Oyehomie?

cc: Oyehomie, we need an hat trick here

yanabasee:
Alright, thanks.... But nysc said they've reset all old callUp numbers and generated new ones for all PCMs... That it was to serve us better and also said we should disregard all rumours about posting...

I'd posted the link to the precise tweet... But I dnt wana get this anti-shit spam thingy banning me...

But shat... How have you been?

reset my foot, d old CUN, d new CUN, d CUN on d supposed fake CUL...dey r all d same( talking bou my own ooo)

Abt disregarding all rumours, wat do u expect dem to say...tell me

SlyphN:
I'm SlyphN
Unn graduate, a proud Super Lioness,lol* I really roar with pride* dept of Accountancy, A16.

can i be the lion to ur lioness

Oyehomie:
His BIG WORDS-BELLY abi...?

confam

SC31:
hmmmmm

speak louder ma

Fraih:
I was actually catching up with previous comments.



WOW!!!
I see it as a great honour to work with the commitee which will be responsible for the collation of awards and fostering of Love, Unity and Peace in this city.

I believe I have earned some people's trust here for me to be nominated, Thanks for believing in me and seeing me worthy, I humbly accept the nomination.

God save Shammak say i no quick enter ds city, d guy for hear am
#fraihisdbest

Fraiser:
baba wetin b d needful dat I hav to do o? after all I emphatically said it yesterday dat am not interested in committee, why should a function be imposed on me

IMPOSED is a big word my brother, i remember wen Fraih was first nominated, she appreciated d nomination and she made it known den dat she doesn't want to be a part of the committee because it will deprive her of any award and wen she saw 7 nominations, she was really awed.......u had abt 4 nominations, it just showed how much u r loved and u didn't even appreciate d pple dat nominated u.........didn't really like dat.

I guess everybody knows u ain't interested, but dey cud av known in a better way not d omo ita way(lol). So Fraiser is out, let's move on.

But baba, if u comot for ds thread lasan.........make i no talk wetin i go do u

hardie14:
then you must be an engineer, architect or town planner na dem dey get that kain ratio of boys to girls.

sharp geh, Engineering ooo

Una dey fuvk up ooo.......... e-award, e-committee, e-husbands, e-wives, e-kisses, e-romance, e-friends, e-city, abi una dey c unasef ni cos SC31 wey dey my sch sef, i neva c am before........y we wan dey carry ds committee and award mata for head. I believe Kbs468 and LogoDWhiz are just trying to make here lively, nothing more abi una wan put money for dere account ni cos d way dose guyz dey do some official typing on top all ds play play things dey make me dey ask myself if ds city really dey somewhere for ds country, the least we can do is just to appreciate dem not telling them dey are starting something dat doesn't make sense. It's simple, if u are nominated, just say "i don't want" and they will replace u wit someone else. Wittyemi, anyone dat can deal wit loosing an e-award should either go back to primary 6 or be flogged mercilessly first thing in camp so the brain can go back to default mode.

Everyone here is just like an actor and fraiser u know dat well so i expected to just take ds as a joke, we all playing one role or the other just to make ds place lively till we all carry our black, brown and yellow asses to camp.

Fraiser, as my personal person for hia cos i bliv say i don carry our friendship comot for e-level u need to do the needful pls

Abbeyunique2, i double sight u for dat comment

Kbs468, God bless u, u r too much brother.

CROBBOY, Pls i need an English teacher

Kuronima:
Thanks. I meant 9. Are you familiar with lagos city?.... It was from shoprite in Victoria island to Obalende... Should be like 30mins drive minimum with no traffic jam.

doesn't mata if m familiar with lagos buh hw person go waka 90km, even some moto gan go complain.........meanwhile which kind waka b dat one shoprite to obalende...........