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CelebritiesRe: Tboss To Give One Of Her Fans A Free Return Ticket To Dubai by JudasIsCucumber: 5:56pm On May 02, 2017
Afonjashapmouth:
AS much hates surround this girl, she is supposed to b d shinning star among the housemates in terms of early endorsements after the show, however indulgence in self pity and prolly bad management focusing her on d irrelevant kemen issue is dragging her way way back. She needs someone to manage her social platforms in other to avoid more blunders.. (reaction u nor react right at AY live make people see d mumu in their utterances, u even took private pictures with AY after come dey make noise) Nawa her sha. Nuwaiz she still my favourite hzmate
And who said she dosent HV things lined up, us not by rushing or how far, is abt how well, I think whoever is managing her is doing a fantastic job, and I must commend her for this generous offer to her fans, she related and appreciates her fans soo much I see the way she relates with then on IG/ twitter, and pple say she us arrogant. She didn't win but out of wit she has , she was able to say thank u. I now have a new level of respect for her, even made Naija celebs have not done this
TV/MoviesRe: NYSC Photo Of Tboss Got Nigerians Saying She "Looked Older" by JudasIsCucumber: 5:33am On Mar 18, 2017
softwerk:
She seriously looks really OLD here shocked

I'm sure the toasters with private jets were still saving their N25Million then grin
Whether she looks old ooo or young ooo, we #teamtboss love her like DAT.I don't understand why everybody is obsessed with this girl, haters kill una selves
TV/MoviesRe: BBNaija: Tboss Leads Online Polls by JudasIsCucumber: 7:07pm On Mar 17, 2017
chuksville:
Tboss has six to eight piercings in her body. Her two tits, her nose and four on her two ears. Who knows maybe Miyonce should tell us if she has any piercings in her clit too. This. is preposterous! This is ludicrous!
Please vote for decency!!!
Get lost we love her that, she very decent. She is a fantastic human being, ur decent apostle sulaimon was caught humping a HO. Nonsense
TV/MoviesRe: Onyinye Deletes Instagram Account After Receiving Backlash For Attacking Tboss by JudasIsCucumber: 6:57pm On Mar 15, 2017
dadavivo:
I finished her last night. Ashawwoo claiming makeup artist. BossNation jumped on her, no time.

All her thousands of followers flushed down the toilet.
Team Tboss
TV/MoviesRe: #BBNaija: Kemen Apologizes To Tboss And All Women by JudasIsCucumber: 7:04pm On Mar 08, 2017
NwamaziNwaAro:
Shut up,

Your name is not Ekemini Ekerette

But

KEMEN the sexual assaulter!!

I just read your gibberish and you obviously aren't remorseful.
You don't believe there'a anything wrong in what you've done and it's all in our perception..

You were disqualified for over-playing your game abi Your game strategy was to take advantage of sleeping female housemates right??

I expected to hear/read something remorseful from a contrite heart, or you think we are the housemates you lied to that 'that is how you sleep'.
We saw it all Ete.

You are a shame to manhood and your manhood

Born liar, not only did you lie about your age but you're now lying about what was watched by all.

Now I'm so sad that the rumour of your suicide isn't true.
Thank u bro
TV/MoviesRe: #BBNaija: Kemen Apologizes To Tboss And All Women by JudasIsCucumber: 6:59pm On Mar 08, 2017
sugarbelly4:
Kemen has finally tenders his apologies to TBoss and all women, following his disgraceful act, in the Big Brother House. This was disclosed by PayPorte on their Instagram page, as they posted the picture of Kemen and the apology he tendered. Read below

https://www.instagram.com/p/BRYewyUDl6a/?taken-by=payporte

Kemen Apologises To TBoss for his Acts in Big Brother Naija House:

My name is Ekemini Ekerette, popularly known as Kemen ( @Kemen_Fitness ) one of the Big Brother Naija 2017 Housemate. I am a Fitness Trainer and a Model before joining the Big Brother house.

I hereby tender my sincere apologies to TBoss and ask for her forgiveness as well as all the women in Africa that i hurt from the circumstances surrounding my disqualification from the Big Brother Naija house recently.
I knew that everybody was playing the game in the house at the same time competing for the prize. I realized that I over played my game which brought about my disqualification .
As you all know, I have my fitness outfit, where I train a lot of people both men and women. There has been no case or report of such acts from me. I regret the turn of play while trying to play and compete for the prize.

I apologize to Tboss family, fans and friends for hurting their perception. I also use this medium to apologize to all women being the International Women’s Day, and the entire crew of Big Brother Nigeria, including my fans and family. #BBNaija #JustForYou #PayPorte

Source: http://www.latest a Menon wins.com/2017/03/bbnaija-kemen-apologizes-to-tboss-and.html

lalasticlala mynd44

www.nairaland.com/attachments/4972368_kemeng_jpega8c2f19851f9f8176baca7d825b9ee6a
Rapist oshi
TV/MoviesRe: #BBNaija: Kemen Apologizes To Tboss And All Women by JudasIsCucumber: 6:58pm On Mar 08, 2017
sugarbelly4:
Kemen has finally tenders his apologies to TBoss and all women, following his disgraceful act, in the Big Brother House. This was disclosed by PayPorte on their Instagram page, as they posted the picture of Kemen and the apology he tendered. Read below

https://www.instagram.com/p/BRYewyUDl6a/?taken-by=payporte

Kemen Apologises To TBoss for his Acts in Big Brother Naija House:

My name is Ekemini Ekerette, popularly known as Kemen ( @Kemen_Fitness ) one of the Big Brother Naija 2017 Housemate. I am a Fitness Trainer and a Model before joining the Big Brother house.

I hereby tender my sincere apologies to TBoss and ask for her forgiveness as well as all the women in Africa that i hurt from the circumstances surrounding my disqualification from the Big Brother Naija house recently.
I knew that everybody was playing the game in the house at the same time competing for the prize. I realized that I over played my game which brought about my disqualification .
As you all know, I have my fitness outfit, where I train a lot of people both men and women. There has been no case or report of such acts from me. I regret the turn of play while trying to play and compete for the prize.

I apologize to Tboss family, fans and friends for hurting their perception. I also use this medium to apologize to all women being the International Women’s Day, and the entire crew of Big Brother Nigeria, including my fans and family. #BBNaija #JustForYou #PayPorte

Source: http://www.latestamebonaija.com/2017/03/bbnaija-kemen-apologizes-to-tboss-and.html

lalasticlala mynd44

www.nairaland.com/attachments/4972368_kemeng_jpega8c2f19851f9f8176baca7d825b9ee6a
Rapist oshi
CelebritiesRe: Throwback Photos Of Big Brother Naija Housemate, Tboss As A Little Girl by JudasIsCucumber: 8:09pm On Feb 26, 2017
jamex93:
see her, mumu olodo gal


incase u don't know... Tboss is the next lady to go home


shout out to Bisola the most brilliant and entertaining lady in the house

Shout out to EFE king of warri land

shout out to Bally the gbaski guy from Croc city...


Tboss come back house con dey speak ya English dey go... even Ese is far better than this mumu Tboss.... mtchewww
U mean bisola the cock sucker, let's see abt DAT . T boss is the best chick, they all hate her becos she is pretty
PoliticsRe: Osinbajo With Governors At National Rice Task Force Meeting by JudasIsCucumber: 12:41pm On Feb 21, 2017
Allow this man to work, since he has shown some zeal, stop over praising, and sycophancy . that y fashola is soo over rated compared to ambode. Pls allow acting President to work, we desparetely need him to be effective at this stage
Jobs/VacanciesPersonal Assistant by JudasIsCucumber(op): 2:38pm On Feb 16, 2017
Title PERSONAL ASSISTANT
Salary COMPETITIVE
Location LAGOS

Job Information [/b]

Requirements

BSC/HND in Secretarial Studies, Social Sciences or other related discipline
Minimum of three years experience as a Personal Assistant in a law firm or other related firms
Excellent writing and oral skills
Ability to work under pressure
Minimal supervision
Excellent inter-personal skills
Possesses specific qualifications in typing
Living within Lagos mainland and environs
Preferably female.

Apply Now: [b]http://canaanconsulting.net/index.php/jobs-2/personal-assistant/
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Jobs/VacanciesAccount Officers For Immediate Employment by JudasIsCucumber(op): 1:45pm On Nov 03, 2016
JOB TITLE: ACCOUNT OFFICERS
Location: Ilupeju

JOB REQUIREMENT
• OND graduate in Accounting and other relevant disciplines.
• 2-5 years related experience in Finance & Accounts Department of a company.
• Competence in the use of Accounting Software Versatile with Microsoft office word & excel
• Must not be more than 30 years.
• Ability to work with little or no supervision.
• Ability to set up, update and manage various book keeping stationery /books
• Good knowledge /Experience of modern book keeping methods and techniques.
• Very comfortable with Word and Excel
• Excellent numerical skills
• Excellent customer skills
• Excellent team working skills.
• Smart, can use initiative, has a 'can do' attitude

Qualified candidates can apply through this link http://canaanconsulting.net/index.php/jobs-2/apply/784/
Jobs/VacanciesHead, Business Development by JudasIsCucumber(op): 5:08pm On Oct 24, 2016
Title Head, Business Development
Salary Competitive
Location Lagos
Job Information
Job Summary
This role has responsibilities for leading business development and market channel initiatives as well as managing and retaining existing clients. He/she will also be responsible for developing business strategies aimed at increased revenue generation for the company.

Primary Responsibilities
• Marketing of the core and additional services of the company such as legal, real estate, consulting.
• Prospect for new clients by networking, on-line marketing, advertising or other means of generating interest from potential clients.
• Plan persuasive approaches and pitches that will convince potential clients to do business with the company.
• Develop a rapport with new clients, and set targets for sales and provide support that will continually improve the relationship.
• Manage and retain existing accounts by presenting new solutions and services to clients.
• Liaise with head of units to develop business strategies for the company and review business trends with a view to developing new services, products, and channels.
• Work with team to develop proposals that speaks to the client’s needs, concerns, and objectives.
• Strategic planning, this requires a thorough knowledge of the market, the solutions/services the company can provide, and of the company’s competitors.
• Attend industry functions, such as association events and conferences, and provide feedback and information on market and creative trends.
• Identify opportunities for campaigns, services, and channels that will lead to an increase in sales.

Interested candidates should apply with this link http://canaanconsulting.net/index.php/jobs-2/apply/761/
CelebritiesRe: Flavour Celebrates His Daughter's 3rd Birthday Today (photo) by JudasIsCucumber: 9:19am On Oct 20, 2016
i dey laff flavor, shey him get 2 pikin and they are both girls. i hope karma will be gentle with him. he better marry his 2 baby mamas
CrimeRe: Wife Of Murdered Shitte Man Gives Birth To A Baby Boy (Photos) by JudasIsCucumber: 2:24pm On Oct 14, 2016
North, North North, pls dont radicalize this pple ooo, this is turning to something more sinister. Make una tow the part of peace oo before is too late. I don talk my own
CelebritiesRe: Linda Ikeji In Her Office With Denrele Edun And Her Workers (Photos) by JudasIsCucumber: 10:41am On Oct 14, 2016
youngest85:
These people cn endure smello no be small
Whenever an insecure fool see a successful woman, he screams smello! Prostitutes! Hoes! well we women are all smellos , Prostitutes. and Hoes okay and guess wot we run the world . And Hillary Clinton, Angel Merkel, Theresa May the next leaders of the free world are all Smello, Prostitutes and Hoes according to Mr DUMB DUMB.
PoliticsRe: Military And Shia Members Clash In Funtua Katsina (graphic Pics) by JudasIsCucumber: 2:35pm On Oct 12, 2016
Seriously, Buhari and FG should be very careful in handling this shiite group, we cant afford another deadly insurgency again oo, coupled with recession, avengers, herdsmen, bokoharam, ipob i don tire for this kwantry,
PoliticsRe: Mary Odili Wept And Begged Supreme Court Judges To Accept N5billion Bribe - SR by JudasIsCucumber: 9:01am On Oct 12, 2016
The writer of this article needs to be thrown in prison and beat with a rubber hose for writing such mind numbing tripe..
Jobs/VacanciesJunior Counsel by JudasIsCucumber(op): 3:46pm On Sep 20, 2016
Title JUNIOR COUNSEL
Salary COMPETITIVE
Location ABUJA


Requirements

Degree qualified with minimum of second class
Minimum of 4 years post call experience in Corporate, Commercial, Litigation and Management Skills essential.
High level of computer literacy, oral and written skills
Advocacy and arbitration skills.
Good communication and writing skills.
Knowledge of ICT, Microsoft packages and other relevant ICT Skills

Qualified candidates should apply through this link http://canaanconsulting.net/index.php/jobs-2/
Jobs/VacanciesAccount Officers by JudasIsCucumber(op): 5:56pm On Sep 08, 2016
JOB TITLE: ACCOUNT OFFICERS
Location: Lekki, Illupeju

JOB REQUIREMENT
• OND graduate in Accounting and other relevant disciplines.
• 2-5 years related experience in Finance & Accounts Department of a company.
• Competence in the use of Accounting Software Versatile with Microsoft office word & excel
• Must not be more than 30 years.
• Ability to work with little or no supervision.
• Ability to set up, update and manage various book keeping stationery /books
• Good knowledge /Experience of modern book keeping methods and techniques.
• Very comfortable with Word and Excel
• Excellent numerical skills
• Excellent customer skills
• Excellent team working skills.
• Smart, can use initiative, has a 'can do' attitude

Qualified candidates can apply through this link http://canaanconsulting.net/index.php/jobs-2/
FamilyRe: Husband Beats Wife For "Buhari Is Working" Comment (Photos) by JudasIsCucumber: 10:02am On Sep 06, 2016
Progressive01:
@ Myzmycoli: I suppose you are married now. Can you see the bunch of savages who happen to be your best buddies on the forum?? I thought you were so outspoken you wouldn't hesitate to condemn act such as this or majority of the comments we see here that seem to celebrate and promote acts of violence against women.

I pray dearly you are never caught at the receiving end of stuffs like this someday.

Since when did become such a crime having a harmless opinion?

So disappointed.
when has it become a crime to name ones pet after the president?I condemn the gentleman that battered his spouse, but pple like you should stop being hypocritical and having selective amnesia.
You should at all times applaud wot is good and condemn wot is bad.
Jobs/VacanciesLitigation Secretary by JudasIsCucumber(op): 9:41am On Aug 19, 2016
Litigation Secretary
Job Requirements

BSC/HND in Secretarial Studies, Social Sciences or other related discipline
Minimum of five years experience as a typing secretary in a law firm
Familiarity with court documents
Ability to work under pressure
Minimal supervision
Excellent inter-personal skills
Possesses specific qualifications in typing
Living within Lekki and environs
Preferably female.


Mode of Application
Qualified and interested persons should apply through this link http://canaanconsulting.net/nu/index.php/jobs-2/
PoliticsRe: Lagos Acquires Land In 3 States For Farming. To Link The SW States With Train. by JudasIsCucumber: 5:51pm On Aug 09, 2016
Good one from Lagos, i have always suggested partnership like this in various platforms, my happiness is that Nigeria is restructuring by default, let the political elites keep fooling themselves. Am from SE by the way
Jobs/VacanciesFashion Design Associate by JudasIsCucumber(op): 11:39am On Jul 20, 2016
Our Client, one of the leading fashion design outfit is in need of a qualified candidates to fill this position

Position: Fashion Design Associate

Location: Lekki-Agungui

Job Summary:
The Design Associate will be responsible for create on-trend designs consistent with the company’s brand strategy, developing new ideas through competitive shopping, trend research, and design recommendations; creating sketches; and working in a collaborative environment with tailors, beaders, office staff, our suppliers and partners.

Qualifications
• HND/BA qualification in Fashion Design or any related field.
• Or Verifiable Training or Internship with a reputable Fashion house is acceptable provided the candidate has at least an OND in any course.
• Or Minimum 1 year training/internship as a designer is also acceptable, provided this is supported by minimum HND or equivalent in fashion design.
• Minimum 3 years’ experience of working with a reputable fashion house as a design staff or support staff servicing customers.
• Experience in the use of raw materials and how they relate to design.
• Preferably female between 25 -35 years of age
• Good housekeeping skills.

Key Responsibilities
• Help customers select styles, match fabrics and colours and arrange pick up dates.
• Fit and measure customers, spot adjustments and liaise with tailors to ensure adjustments are completed promptly and customers are satisfied.
• Ensure customers are attended to promptly and efficiently and liaise with customers on the progress with their clothes.
• Track the work of the tailors and beaders to ensure clothes are completed to an excellent standard and within deadlines.
• Provide excellent assistance to Proprietress on daily activities and client relations
• Support the Proprietress in serving customers to an excellent standard.
• Prepare invoices, issue receipts and take POS and cash payments and chase payments on behalf of the office accountant.

Additional Skills
• A strong fashion and creative sense, is visionary and has a robust passion for fashion.
• Excellent design and sketching skills for technical drawings and freeform renderings.
• Strong written and verbal communication skills, and strong analytical and interpersonal skills.
• Excellent customer care skills and ability to calm irate customers.
• Has good skills in color coordination, fabric identification and visual symmetry
• Has knowledge of pattern making, sewing and textile materials.
• Enjoys working in a fast paced work environment, is driven and able to use initiative
• Enjoys teamwork and can supervise, guide, involve and inspire a team of tailors and other fashion support staff.

Mode of Application
Qualified and interested persons should forward their CVs along with a cover letter to recruitment@canaanconsulting.net .The subject of the email should be the job position being applied for. All applications must be received no later than one week from the date of publication. Only shortlisted candidates will be contacted.
PoliticsRe: Fulani Herdsmen Have Invaded Our Farmlands For 5 Days, Abia Monarch Cries Out by JudasIsCucumber: 3:11pm On Jul 19, 2016
bestpunterever:
Another fasting and prayer days to be declare soon on south east.
Let it be declared in your family and house hold
PoliticsRe: Fulani Herdsmen Have Invaded Our Farmlands For 5 Days, Abia Monarch Cries Out by JudasIsCucumber: 3:09pm On Jul 19, 2016
hundredhunndred:
Those that sired you are interested.
Hey, am doing u a favor here
PoliticsRe: Fulani Herdsmen Have Invaded Our Farmlands For 5 Days, Abia Monarch Cries Out by JudasIsCucumber: 12:36pm On Jul 19, 2016
shamecurls:
Be forming bravery on Nairaland while Fulani herdsmen is reducing there population back home
Please cry for the decapitated abuja preacher first, and ikorodu victims before u run ur mouth here
PoliticsRe: Fulani Herdsmen Have Invaded Our Farmlands For 5 Days, Abia Monarch Cries Out by JudasIsCucumber: 12:29pm On Jul 19, 2016
hundredhunndred:
The loudmouthed Iboe cowards are here on nairaland wasting there stolen MB to form bravery. There land is being controlled by Fulani in Enugu, Anambra governor had to bribe Fulani few weeks ago to avoid another bloodbath. Abia is now crying to the world to help them, yet they beat there hairy chest everywhere forming Bruce Lee. Shameless cowards.
i need a shoe shinner , are u interested?
Jobs/VacanciesPersonal Assistant /secretary by JudasIsCucumber(op): 12:24pm On Jul 14, 2016
Our client a leading law firm in Lagos Mainland is in need of a Personal Assistant/ Secretary

Requirements
BSC/HND in Secretarial Studies, Social Sciences or other related discipline
Minimum of three years experience as a typing secretary in a law firm
Familiarity with court documents
Ability to work under pressure
Minimal supervision
Excellent inter-personal skills
Possesses specific qualifications in typing
Living within Lagos mainland and environs
Preferably female.


Mode of Application

Qualified and interested persons should forward their CVs along with a cover letter to info@canaanconsulting.net .The subject of the email should be the job position being applied for. All applications must be received no later than one week from the date of publication. Only shortlisted candidates will be contacted
Jobs/VacanciesLitigation Secretary by JudasIsCucumber(op):
Litigation Secretary
Job Requirements

BSC/HND in Secretarial Studies, Social Sciences or other related discipline
Minimum of five years experience as a typing secretary in a law firm
Familiarity with court documents
Ability to work under pressure
Minimal supervision
Excellent inter-personal skills
Possesses specific qualifications in typing
Living within Lekki and environs
Preferably female.


Mode of Application
Qualified and interested persons should apply through this link http://canaanconsulting.net/nu/index.php/jobs-2/

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