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PoliticsRe: Graphic Photos Of People Killed In Aba by JudasIsCucumber: 1:52pm On Sep 14, 2017
Honestly Nigerian Army if they used arrows showed restraint , these IPOB pple , wen will they borrow sense, they are online spreading fake news, pls Army don't let this escalate or shoot innocent pple , go ahead and enforce law and order pls
PoliticsRe: MASSOB Leader, Uwazurike, Storms Onitsha With Supporters. Photos by JudasIsCucumber: 1:36pm On Sep 14, 2017
This UWAZURUIKE and ODE KANU shld stop this rubbish now, they shld take their rubbish out of the east now
CelebritiesRe: Pete Edochie Vows To Curse IPOB Members For Saying He Supports Election Boycott by JudasIsCucumber: 1:09pm On Sep 13, 2017
Am Igbo, but eeh Bleep IPOB, I can remember past military parades in SE during OBJ regime, pple will come out and be cheering them, what changed now, this country HV gone to dogs
PoliticsRe: Soldiers Attack Journalists In Umuahia, Destroy Properties by JudasIsCucumber: 3:21pm On Sep 12, 2017
NtoAkwaIbom:
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Who ask you all these Bulcrap u r spewing ? In International law, the coast owns all what that lies in its territorial waters, so weda na onshore, offshore, downshow eehh, na we get am.

And since u tok say i no from Aks, shebi na me...
... Your moda.(dont force me for here oo, beta naintain ur lane.. Unam ikod iwa mkpo ntefo
Omg u just an illiterate, if akwaibom alone secede as a country u will HV no oil , is by nautical miles darling, all ur so called oil are offshore, if not for akpabio that gave u folks a bit of confidence, the only thing u guys export is nanny's, cooks, housemaids, and witch craft, very backward folks, st.upid boy/girl , which ever u are
PoliticsRe: Soldiers Attack Journalists In Umuahia, Destroy Properties by JudasIsCucumber: 3:12pm On Sep 12, 2017
joeprince23:
i have been observing you for some time now and i must say you are everything wrong with this forum(hopeless imposters).

i dont think you know where and what akwa ibom state is, FYI all this your akwa ibom oil u shout up and down does not exist o

most awka ibom oil revenue are due to offshore oil reserves in the gulf of guinea, only two out of 30 something lga in awka ibom withness any form of oil and gas activities mostly villages in and around ibeno.
all communities around the qua ibo river are impoverished and unaccesible thats why only exxon mobile exists their ie. eastern obolo aturi ibeno up to eket,AKWA IBOM IS JUST NOT A TRUE OIL RICH STATE BUT JUST DUE TO OFFSHORE-ONSHORE DICOTHOMY. MIND U i am ndoki(asa/ndoki) and a true nigerdeltan,whatever that means!


Whenever i see u shout ‘ibo this ibo that’ it becomes clear that you seems not to know that ibo(specifically abia state) is inseperable and interwind with akwa ibom both in geography and ethnic nationalities cc: abak town,arochukwu town,ikot nsit,. eg. we ndoki/asa people are indegenous to rivers abia and akwa ibom states.
you think that coming online and typing a CREOLE of IBIBIO make you an awka ibom man?
JOKER!!!!!
Apt my brother , don't mind that ode Ntoakwaibom, if not for akpabio, the only the Akwaibom exports is house maids, stewards who end up sleeping with their bosses
The only true oil States is delta and pH, meanwhile oil will be useless in less than 10 yrs from now
PoliticsRe: Buhari Commissions $150M Integrated Feed Mill Poultry In Kaduna by JudasIsCucumber: 2:25pm On Sep 12, 2017
NOC1:
when you talk about vision and direction in governance i give it to Kaduna and kebbi state governors, those guys are thinking outside the box preparing their people for the future.
tomorrow you will see my southeast people shouting up and down, forgetting that when there Governors where sleeping there counterparts where busy working.
Ode anambra has more than this
http://politicsngr.com/2017/02/11/obiano-commissions-largest-poultry-south-east/
https://www.nairaland.com/3878646/mohaz-poultry-anambra-biggest-poultry

A whole president flew presidential jet to commission ordinary poultry and is even a private investment, shame on u and this govt
PoliticsRe: Hate Speech: How A Corper Was Killed In Bauchi In 2011 - Facebook User Recalls by JudasIsCucumber: 10:05am On Sep 06, 2017
Abagworo:
I'm yet to see any evidence of the fake statements credited to Buhari by PDP losers. The 2011 election violence had nothing to do with Buhari but rather aggrieved Nigerians in the North because it was their turn and Yar'adua died making South rule longer than agreed. Buhari just happened to be their choice candidate.
So DAT justifies killing of corp members, ur fate is fixed, u will die painful death
BusinessRe: Japanese Company Miniso Begins Operations In Nigeria by JudasIsCucumber: 9:15am On Aug 30, 2017
How abt Samsung opening production plant in Nigeria, we don't need more shopping malls, we already have shoprite, spar, ebeano pls
InvestmentRe: H2 Report: 31 States Fail To Attract Fresh Investments by JudasIsCucumber: 11:04am On Aug 29, 2017
[quote author=Omofunaab2 post=59926479]Wow, Three Yoruba States, Lagos, Oyo and Ogun


Stats being released keeps pointing to Economic development and growth in Yorubaland whereas the five villages in the Eastern part of the country failed to attract any form of investment inflows.... Well it's okay sha

Fake statistics, how abt for the past 2 yrs, Anambra attracted 2.1 B USD FDI, other states inclusive, so even kebbi that commissioned biggest fertilizer plant few weeks ago, how about Edo that commissioned their own nko, how abt Kaduna, fake statistics



I'm quite impressed with Akwa Ibom, Ogun and Oyo can still do better
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Fake statistics , why not do for the last 2 yrs, Anambra attracted 2.1B USD in FDI, how abt kebbi with the recently commissioned fertilizer plant the biggest in west africa, how abt Edo with their own fertilizer plant, Kaduna, like I said fake statistics, 6months is too short
PoliticsRe: 2019: North Splits Over Buhari’s Candidacy by JudasIsCucumber: 4:15pm On Aug 27, 2017
FriendNG:
You made me laugh. Your problem is NW? Then if you think campaign against NW will make Damkombo president then he will never be.

Kano alone is two million votes. He will also lose in the same northeast to Buhari.

South East and SS hate anything north. The North central will be divided likewise your region will support Yoruba than a Northerner.



if you think by hating NW is wat will giv him presidency then u beta change ur thinking b4 it is too late.
My dear u seems to don't knw anything abt SE , the only northerners we hate is ethnic/religious bigots like buhari, kwankwaso, el-rufai, we loved umaru musa yaradua, so if dankwabo comes out for presidency he has my 100% support, his performance alone, speaks volume and he is a moderate northener, otherwise will vote Tinubu he contests
PoliticsRe: IPOB Rejects Arewa Youths’ Quit Notice Withdrawal, Asks All Igbos To Return by JudasIsCucumber: 4:15pm On Aug 25, 2017
Cooly100:
https://www.vanguardngr.com/2017/08/breaking-ipob-rejects-arewa-youths-quit-notice-withdrawal-ask-all-igbos-to-return-home/
Thunder fire those ipob/KANU and arewa yuts, they all should be thrown inside a cage and locked up so that they can kill each oda there
PoliticsRe: Arewa Youths Withdraw Quit Notice To Igbo by JudasIsCucumber: 5:15am On Aug 25, 2017
sapele914:
Which money did you invest,Federal Government allocation?,stupid bigot. Even in the 1st Republic what was the east known for,other than depending on the oil from the creeks of the oil rivers?The North had agriculture,the South had agriculture,the east had what?ordinary second Niger bridge the eastern states combined cannot build,i thought oga jonathan and the federal government under pdp promised you miserable lot a bridge after much begging and politicking?
So who built first , 2nd and third mainland bridge, u must be a sick guy,
PoliticsRe: Moshood Abiola's 80th Posthumous Birthday Is Today by JudasIsCucumber: 8:35am On Aug 24, 2017
STATE

NUMBER OF NRC VOTES

PERCENTAGE OF VOTES FOR NRC

NUMBER OF SDP VOTES

PERCENTAGE OF VOTES FOR SDP

TOTAL VOTES

WINNER

Abuja (FCT)*

18,313

47.84

19,968

52.16

256,500

ABIOLA

Abia*

151,227

58.96

105,273

41.04

334,490

TOFA

Adamawa

167,239

54.28

140,875

45.72

414,129

TOFA

Akwa Ibom*

199,342

48.14

214,787

51.86

371,288

ABIOLA

Anambra*

159,258

42.89

212,024

57.11

847,274

ABIOLA

Bauchi

524,836

60.73

339,339

39.27

406,132

TOFA

Benue

186,302

43.06

246,830

56.94

282,180

ABIOLA

Borno*

128,684

45.60

153,496

54.40

342,755

ABIOLA

Cross River

153,452

44.77

189,303

55.23

472,278

ABIOLA

Delta

145,001

30.70

327,277

69.30

308,979

ABIOLA

Edo*

103,572

33.52

205,407

66.48

427,190

ABIOLA

Enugu

284,050

51.91

263,101

48.09

349,902

TOFA

Imo

195,836

55.14

159,350

44.86

228,388

TOFA

Jigawa

89,836

39.33

138,552

60.67

726,573

ABIOLA

Kaduna*

356,860

47.80

389,713

52.20

324,428

ABIOLA

Kano*

154,809

47.72

169,619

52.28

442,176

ABIOLA

Katsina

271,077

61.30

171,162

38.70

286,974

TOFA

Kebbi

144,808

67.34

70,219

32.66

488,492

TOFA

Kogi*

265,732

54.40

222,760

45.60

352,479

TOFA

Kwara

80,209

22.78

272,270

77.24

1,033,397

ABIOLA

Lagos

149,432

14.46

883,865

85.54

357,787

ABIOLA

Niger*

221,437

61.90

136,350

38.10

484,971

TOFA

Ogun*

59,246

12.22

425,725

87.78

964,018

ABIOLA

Ondo

162,994

15.58

883,024

84.42

437,334

ABIOLA

Osun

72,068

16.48

365,266

83.52

641,799

ABIOLA

Oyo*

105,788

16.48

536,011

83.52

676,959

ABIOLA

Plateau*

259,394

38.32

417,565

61.68

1,026,824

ABIOLA

Rivers

640,973

63.37

370,578

36.63

469,986

TOFA

Sokoto

372,250

79.21

97,726

20.79

469,986

TOFA

Taraba

64,001

38.58

101,887

61.42

176,054

ABIOLA

Yobe

64,061

38.41

11,887
CrimeRe: Shoes Of The Victims Killed By Ritualists In Nigeria (Video, Photos) by JudasIsCucumber: 1:19pm On Aug 13, 2017
There are estimated 50,000 ritual killing sites in whole of SW alone, and let's say that they commit at least 10 murders per year, which us way more than that , is will be approximately 500,000 ritual related murders per year, this figure is more than the number of killing by bokoharam and fulani herdsmen combined, this is a menace that must be eradicated, this ritual killings predominantly in SW am afraid is becoming more like a franchise
PoliticsRe: Lamido, Dankwambo & Fayose Campaign At PDP Convention (Photos) by JudasIsCucumber: 10:25pm On Aug 12, 2017
NtoAkwaIbom:
jokers
Unless PMB is dead... Anyone that has the Buhari blessing in 2019 will floor all these people.

And Kwankwanso will floor all the people listed there.
PDP should learn to play Strategic Politics.
Lure Kwankwanso then put Godswill as his running mate..
And you sweep most of the North, the whole South South, most of the East, and then salvage the west.

But if Osibanjo should run and then take up El-Rufai, he will hv the North(If PMB goes with him) and west, but the South and East will vote as d did in 2015.
But if Osibanjo picks up Donald Duke, or Ameachi, he will sweep the South.. The east will be hostile.,, but the north will frown.

Atiku is a wild card in the shake-up of things, he has invested alot, but we can only test his investment in 2019...
Fayose can only have votes in the East, he is of no political relevance in the west... You cant attack Tinubu(the Western Kingmaker, and attack Obasanjo(the Nigerian political Godfather) and hope to run for a National position.

I hv allegiance to myself , my state, my Niger Delta, and My Nigeria.. Bleep Apc, Furk PDp, furk all parties
Ur political calculations are utter rubbish, u are really dumber than I thought, ur Akpabio can only get votes from akwaibom, even neighboring cross river won't vote for him, u want another jihadist like elrufai or kwankwaso, I prefer a less tribalized northerner like markafi, dankwabo, atiku or davidmark
PoliticsRe: We Already Have IDPs In Aba Just Like In The North East - Ossy Prestige Tells FG by JudasIsCucumber: 9:36am On Aug 03, 2017
gberra:
Are you typing this straight from the camp?.. I really like your clothe, the orange one. cheesy
How have you been faring in that shitty place?
So u are making fun of pple affected by natural disaster, well sweet heart , I hope someone laughs and make fun of urs when the time comes
PoliticsRe: Kaduna Youths React To Nnamdi Kanu's Proposed Visit To Kaduna by JudasIsCucumber: 8:10am On Jul 31, 2017
gberra:
A declaration was made in Kaduna yet this sonafabitch wan carry head enter there.
omo! see as kaduna pipu dey give am free invitation grin. Ojukwu sef dey pity you.
Is like the KANU wants to die, pls oblige him, I think something happened to him during his incarceration , maybe he was injected with an insanity drug, cuz the guy is not okay, am from SE by the way
PoliticsRe: "Nnamdi Kanu Is A Non-entity" - OPC by JudasIsCucumber: 12:16pm On Jul 21, 2017
ESDKING:
Toothless bulldogs ranting as usual.

Even when the Chief drug addict himself sold them off to satisfy their northern masters.
O.P.C or whenever they call themselves should be questioning Tinibu for what he did to entire afonjas.

Cowards !!

Meanwhile, I heard that their Oba is still receiving strokes of Cain in prison and they are not doing or saying anything about it. It's Nnamdi Kanu that is causing them sleepiness night.
Smh.
See Nnamdi KANU can criticise obj as an ex president but wetin consign him with Tinubu, tinubu never held any federal public office, tinubu is strictly yorubas headache nnamdi kanu is just a big mouth and he shld watch his words, am from SE but truth must be told
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PoliticsRe: We Don’t Want Restructuring - Governor Umahi by JudasIsCucumber:
ODVanguard:
Quit excusing mediocrity and laziness please. And you have absolutely no right to speak for other states abeg. Osun has Cocoa (which is way more valuable than all the combined agricultural produce in Ebonyi) among others, untapped gold, human and other resources that can be better harnessed and used to develop the state under a better structured system and the state governor has come out in support of restructuring. Ditto Ekiti. Kwara's IGR was better than any SE state's last year and it will only get better this year. You can and should only speak for your state or region abeg. No more room for laziness. You should and must only eat from your sweat.

No food for lazy man.
Umahi is a.complete ode. He should go and learn how Rockefeller and co built America
PoliticsRe: We Don’t Want Restructuring - Governor Umahi by JudasIsCucumber: 9:22am On Jun 29, 2017
ODVanguard:
Quit excusing mediocrity and laziness please. And you have absolutely no right to speak for other states abeg. Osun has Cocoa (which is way more valuable than all the combined agricultural produce in Ebonyi) among others, untapped gold, human and other resources that can be better harnessed and used to develop the state under a better structured system and the state governor has come out in support of restructuring. Ditto Ekiti. Kwara's IGR was better than any SE state's last year and it will only get better this year. You can and should only speak for your state or region abeg. No more room for laziness. You should and must only eat from your sweat.

No food for lazy man.
My bro I completely agree with u am from SE but the ebonyi state governor is stupid, they should all get their lazy assess to work and generate revenue, if he can't do the job there are soo many others who can do it, this will equally reduce corruption somehow becos most of these rougues will be afraid to contest for elective post, becos they know say they will suffer, yes some States will suffer for a while but within a short time they will pick up, necessity is the mother of invention. I prefer a restructured Nigeria. But if these elite wants to continue the status quo, am afraid I have to support secession. Is only a mad country that will do the same thing for 57yrs and expect different result.
CrimeRe: Chukwudidumeme Onwuamadike Evans Names His Victims (Photo) by JudasIsCucumber: 11:44am On Jun 14, 2017
Bolustical:
Unfortunately,

To Evans kinsmen, there is nothing too bad in it,

Since it's another form of hustling and hard work,

Same way they hustle in Indonesia, Malaysia, South Africa etc. with drugs,

The Nigerian Police only decided to arrest him coz he is an Eboe man,

BTW, he left his prosperous region to keep tormenting other Nigerians in Benin and Lagos,

Quite pathetic!

The FG should please conduct a referendum so that we can deport everyone of them



EXCEPT some few right thinking ones like IPOBExposed, Ngeneukwenu, Joe Igbokwe etc.
U are complete retard I must say, who and who have supported the criminal or u just want to sound tribalistic just to get likes, am Igbo, but I am wondering why that guy have not been shot already and his properties confiscated, some of u Yoruba's like twisting facts to mock oda tribes, pple like u have a special place in hell, I spit on u
CelebritiesRe: Tboss: "I Won't Do Big Brother Naija Again, Even For N50 Million" by JudasIsCucumber: 6:57pm On May 26, 2017
smith666999:
how any times do u want to looooooooossssssseeee before you get sense.

this girl no wan wise!
Loose kee, there is only one winner hunnay, if this was BBAfrica she would HV won flawlessly
CelebritiesRe: Tboss: "I Won't Do Big Brother Naija Again, Even For N50 Million" by JudasIsCucumber: 6:43pm On May 26, 2017
freethesheeple:
fool,this is the reason u did not win..
Women from poor Background always wish to compete with dangote daughter.
I hate u with passion cos u are not wife Material.
Romania is one of the poorest country in the world.
Only gay boys hate TBoss, real men love her
CelebritiesRe: "You Will Never Be A Parent" - Tboss Curses Those Abusing Her Mother by JudasIsCucumber: 2:13pm On May 19, 2017
[quote author=yvelchstores post=56674334]This lady is wicked. So because some one was ignorant and insulted your mother, u then cursed them with childless life. Does she know the gravity of what childlessness is like? That is very wicked and evil. [/quote

Are u one of them, ntoor, she don dash una curse for IG, insult her mom and remain childless
CelebritiesRe: "You Will Never Be A Parent" - Tboss Curses Those Abusing Her Mother by JudasIsCucumber: 2:10pm On May 19, 2017
thunderbabs:
She will soon remove that video and then, apologise....She think say na beans to be celeb undecided
Apologise kee, lol then u don't knw TBoss, she stands by her words, no apologies,
CelebritiesRe: "You Will Never Be A Parent" - Tboss Curses Those Abusing Her Mother by JudasIsCucumber: 2:03pm On May 19, 2017
wizbrains:
Ashawo oshi. No jet. No plantain leaf, not even cockroach feathers will que to carry you.
I know u are one of those pple insulting her mom, u will never be a parent, take DAT to the bank
CelebritiesRe: "I Have A Crush On Falz"- Tboss Takes A Dip In The Pool In Sexy Swimsuit. Photos by JudasIsCucumber: 8:10am On May 09, 2017
loxyy:
With your dirty body. Tboss, you are really a LovePeddler . Come out decent and earn merit not stripping in public. Do you think u will get more recognition by doing this? Hell... No. Repent from your evil ways.
And her pics are trending ode
CelebritiesRe: "I Have A Crush On Falz"- Tboss Takes A Dip In The Pool In Sexy Swimsuit. Photos by JudasIsCucumber: 8:07am On May 09, 2017
drlaykay:
Celebrated olosho...

We suddenly lost all our morals.
Nice game play by the whites...

Ashawooo!
Thunder fire u there, Nice one TBoss love
CelebritiesRe: Tboss To Give One Of Her Fans A Free Return Ticket To Dubai by JudasIsCucumber: 6:54am On May 03, 2017
yungchase:
my own be say let to night winner for tboss nation be careful because she get bills to pay. #blood money is real.

or she might just be looking for fans after she said in the house that she has lots of friend request from people on social media but she will only go through them and add the people she know. nonsense
I didn't knw pple could be this dumb, who told u she is in debt ode
CelebritiesRe: Tboss To Give One Of Her Fans A Free Return Ticket To Dubai by JudasIsCucumber: 6:00pm On May 02, 2017
holluphemydavid:
U are rite, can u imagine she is referring her sef as d President of peperdemgang and will all knw such set of people who called dem self Dat name are olosho
DAT means u follow her on IG, wots makes her olosho, all these teenagers on naira land sef

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