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Shokoloko:
1. Name 10 best universities in Nigeria elaborating on what makes them best?
2. Is your school currently on strike? If yes, when we will they resume? If no, what will you do in the meantime?
3.After school and NYSC are you intending to look for a job or are you planning on going for a masters?
4. What will be your ideal entry-level salary?
5.If you earn this salary, what will you do with your first payment
6.What will you do with subsequent payments.
7.List two or three investments you would engage in and give reasons why you know they are good investments
8.Elaborate on what you would have achieved after 5 years in employment accounting for inflation
9.List five habits that can be a hindrance to your achieving these goals

After answering these, there is no way you will not know what to do with your aunty or any other woman.

na wah oh guy you wan kill am?

SirWarlock:
that's just asking for nuc and ptf to take action .

they should go and sit down, they're not taking any useless action.

xpanciated:
.... You'll be rushed! Take Note!
..... Friendships will be Lost! Take Note!
.....Your Spirituality Level needs to be Heightened!
.....If you don't have extra source of Income as a student....I feel for you gaskiya...
.....Your old strategies you've adopted before in your academics may not work now...have you developed new ones?
..... You'll be highly psychologically and emotionally triggered this session...beware!

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especially in UNIBEN.
Two academic sessions in a year, 4 semesters in 12 months.
May God help us

Nice read

Momcherry:
Oga sir I've noticed you, you can now face front. I can't remember mentioning you in my comment

then next time learn how to shut up and shove your useléss opinion in your dirty smelly nyansh.
Useless woman

Teena18:
It's fine.

would you mind if I dm and get to know you?

ahnie:
Nope...even doe they drive me nuts....ayam not ready to take that risk... they're going to sit at home all Tru this week.

useless and foolish woman

StPete:
Thrilling action movies:

Upgrade
Venom
The Cure
Rogue City
Extraction
Bloodshot
The Outpost
Terminator: Dark Fate
Gemini man
6 Underground
21 Bridges
Polar



Go with these ones for now...

boss uwese

ahnie:
Nope...even doe they drive me nuts....ayam not ready to take that risk... they're going to sit at home all Tru this week.

let your illiterate children stay at home.
It's not compulsory you give them education.
I'm sure you're a Northerner so I can apparently see that education isn't your thing

Nanaborga:
Most Nigerians still think COVID-19 is a joke , it’s obvious we prefer education to our lives and safety , may GOD help us , I know GOD has been helping us that’s why there is low deaths rate in Nigeria and many poor countries

you're plain dumb

bhella10:
Here's a little info

that was the beginning of the season, make Dem come again na shey return match dey na.
We're simply hot

nniero11:
ARE U A PAID AGENT OF THE GOVERNMENT?
DO YOU HAVE AN AVERAGE KNOWLEDGE OF MATHEMATICS?
CHECK THE NUMBER THEY DISCHARGE PER DAY AND YOU WOULD BELIEVE THAT NIGERIA HAS A SOLUTION TO THE PROBLEM.
THE RATIO OF THE INFECTED TO THE TOTAL POPULATION IS INSIGNIFICANT.
BLACK MAN IS JUST ALWAYS LOOKING FOR A WAY TO LOOT. I JUST PRAY GOD DOESN'T GET ANGRY AT OUR LIES AND STUPIDY AND LET US SUFFER A REAL PANDEMIC because U NO GO EV8EN DEY NAIRALAND HERE DEY TYPE RUBBISH. FEAR NO GO LET U CRAWL OUT OF UR HIDING PLACE

that person you're quoting is an NCdc agent, they're all over this forum looking for who to deceive.
Kindly ignore her

BENARI:
God bless you. I created a thread pushing your arguement, and all I got was insults. Even the people who bought into my argument only liked the post but couldn't lend their voice.

Well, for me , Safety comes first. My kids would be home schooled until we can clearly see where we are headed with this virus. I cannot expose myself and entire family to risk if I can afford not to.

let your illiterate children stay at home.
It's not compulsory you give them education.
I'm sure you're a Northerner so I can apparently see that education isn't your thing

luvmijeje:
Sending a virtual hug to you and your family.

this attention seeker.
That virus you have so longed for will locate and kill you

Raeheemwayne:
Yes. I'm in calabar presently.
I think UCTH suspended their strike some weeks back to the best of my knowledge — because my in-law who is a staff there resumed her duties for about a month now.

You can still verify from one or two persons, so you'd be sure. thank u.

thank you very much bro God bless you.
It's just that I don't have anyone in Calabar to check for me.
Mum needs to come over there to sort out her pension money that was stopped and she's coming from far state and won't be nice if she pays such transport and meet their offices locked

kafeii123:
We know this is you guys'endgame.....sell off properties your grandfather's didn't have a kobo in building....go ahead sell.... It's the fools who voted your administration in that are to be blamed....2023 will come and a better and more sensible crop of people will come in... they'll try to undo your damages ...till your stupid selves find your way into the place again...and pillage the counter's wealth like you're currently doing...

The millions you officials are stealing surpasses all that universities are in need of. The hefty sums you people are wasting on useless endeavors..you won't bother to fix...but no..you will rather sell state resources at pittance.... Una don dey mad small-small.... Small time now...una go enter market in full...

Cc Reference

my brother there are times you just read nonsense on this forum and you get so boiled up.
At times I wonder if there are animals that also comment too

Who is deceiving who?
We all know who the Democrats are, their evil motives in buying Nigerians over so they can bid us with their satanic laws.
They once tried it with Jonathan's government and they'll still fail this time.
The appointment of Nigerians into Biden's government is a Greek gift and it will soon backlash on us soon.
Democrats are evil.

DandeNumeruno:
Low IQ dey worry you.

Mr high IQ I'm much into full-time action movies, that's my specs and you gotta respect that

StPete:
Haba, e never reach that level na

But some movies are a pure waste of precious time and effort

yeah just kidding, I was just annoyed after I saw the reviews and rating of how hope it is, couldn't even watch the trailer, just wasted time and over 600mb downloading it and expecting a thrilling crime scenery only to be disappointed
Kindly recommend thrilling action movies for me bro

The Irishman is the most useless and worst movie I've ever watched.
The slowpoke that recommended that movie here needs to be shot at closed range

nani667:
Hmm °°°

which one be doctor strange 2007

Bofoy4:
Pls how much is cement in ur locality now

Uyo N3300

3,300
Same Uyo I bought yesterday at the rate of 3,800?

aceman88:
thanks for your contributions so far.

More views from others will be appreciated.

thanks.

a close friend stepped on poison, her legs were amputated, I pray God should heal your friend

Oizatobad:
NEW WEEK PRAYER FOR COVID 19 TASK FORCE WHO IS GIVEN COVID 19 FAKE FIGURES TO NIGERIAN WILL ALSO DIE IN CAR ACCIDENT BEFORE THE FEBRUARY UNLESS YOU AND YOUR FAKE FAMILY AND YOUR WEED FOLLOWERS APOLOGIES TO NIGERIAN

Amen.
God bless you for this

silaswills01:
Screw you
The lockdown didn't do shit
Rather made life more miserable for Nigerians of which we re yet to even recover from


See if you wish as a student don't ever resume school we don't give a shit
Talking of session
You dey craze ?
Na two session you want make students miss
Did you know how it would permanently destroy the fragile educational sector
We have to adapt
Closing of schools once again would do more harm than good


So better respect your sorry ass
And better keep the lockdown crap to yourself

oga I don curse those guys tire.
It's not affecting them that's why you see them opening their dirty mouth to ask for schools to be shut down.
I know what I suffered last year and wouldn't wish even my enemy to see such.

Tulsaguy:
Sensible government would have restricted flights from countries with new strains of this deadly virus, provide stimulus cheques for the citizens, conduct aggressive testing and imposed a tier 3 lockdown.

But wetin cow man sabi, na anything wey dem tell am.

I blame Nigerians who saw a Kingsley Moghalu, a Sowore, even a thieving Atiku and choose to queued behind a man with 150 barren cows. Who hasn't manage anything successfully in his entire life.

Atiku though is no saint, but Nigerians could have had a better deal. At least e de manage his stolen money well.

you just said it all.
We deserve what we're passing through, funny enough even 2023 Dem go still mumu

Raeheemwayne:
You are a very wise man sir — No cap.

Please anyday/time you're opportune to visit calabar — just binge my connect, I'd love to share a drink or two and fresh calabar harlotress if necessary with you — all expenses on me. Thank u.

Happy sunday!

hi bro I just quoted you on a dead thread.
Please I need your response.
I am your fellow guy in that beerparlour group.
Remember that guy that gave you Calabar contacts back then?
Well are you precisely in Calabar right away? I needed an information you should help me check if University of calabar teaching hospital are still on strike.
Thanks

Teena18:
It's not this deep sha, if one should take up everything people say on social media ....na HBP be that.
Just laugh it off and move on, derogatory jokes or remarks are only distractions that shouldn't be given much attention.
It is well.

I love you