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all this peeps showing pics of their downloads .i think you guys havent used a broadband service outside this country before thats why you're all so excited downloading a 100mb @ 98kb where in other cities in the world people play tournaments online download at 3-5mbs, hisssss

i was using starcomms izap and all of a sudden my connection stops working then i called them and they said my time was up imagine you paying for 100hrs and you have just used 59hrs i was so angry i got to their office spoke in every tongue i understood i was then advised to pay for another.the so called izap is ICRAP its so slow you cant even watch a movie without it buffering.the are just blood suckers all they need is your money and they will never expand their network for wider coverage .i really dont know what we should do about this rubbish people, they should call a dog a dog not calling a dog a monkey,

hello every one , can someone in the house with an idea of a center where i can write cissp certification in lagos , please mail me on tee_tween@yahoo.com

i purchased the visa surf internet when it came out for a tune of N38000 inclusive of monthly renewals of 9.5k the internet was very fast then.but now its not at all .you could wait the whole day to surf .either it disconnects frequently or it just connects and refuses to browse am sick and tired of this network.i wish i had listened to a friend and bought starcomms,

i knew this girl since my university days as a hoe.i cant thik of any one in school who hasn't slept with her.now my cousin comes home to meet my parents with this same girl.telling them of his plans to marry her by march.they have been going out for a year now.should i tell my cousin know that i slept with her too, please help,

what is this, looks like a mad man to me, please pick someone else

i was passing by a police station and to my surprise i saw an atm machine inside the police station, curios i asked an officer passing then he said .NA FOR UNA WEY THEY ALWAYS SAY UNA NO GET MONEY WHEN THEM COME BAIL UNA.

i was in my class room reading at night when all of a sudden the lights went off.i brought out my candle stick and lit it , as time went on i decided to take a stroll as i was walking through the car lot i saw a girl sitting on a concrete slab, surprised what she was doing at this hour i whistled past her then she called me saying HEY at first i ddnt answer then she called again then i stop and looked at her then she opened her legs and said COME AND RAPE ME, i looked at her and took to my heels and went straight to bed, i didnt say a word to anyone, mehn whats this life turning into

GANGSTAGUY i see your a cheap attention seeker, most you act like an imbesile, you dont have to be stupid all the time , eh, you could pretend you normal k.

hey cuteangle please take me to dreamland,

mehn seems reading is really terrifying for some people. .i said this thread is for babes yet guys keep replying, am straight i don't do guys so please please please on a bent knee i plea with ya'all not to reply , thanks 

wearing a next boxers and a keneth cole white vest,

hello gabryw i could get to know you too , my i'm is speak_2_tee@yahoo.com

abi o sandyprax ur name is been remixed self, dont be a beef dawg eh, i havent seen any post you have posted ere instead you just wait for peeps to post and beef, try counting rice eh that should be fun for you,

seems you guys cant read , i said babes and you guys are replying, eh, you guys are getting me jinxed now babes wont show up, please dont reply again o, please

hello nairalanders as this xmas season comes all i ask from you guys is a babe, am tired of being alone at xmas, i need someone that would buy me H&C shirts ,keneth cole perfume ,evisu jeans,paul smith shoes ,aviator sunglasses, would tell me not to worry when am about buying stuffs for her at silverbird.would buy me arsenal jersies from jand, she should be nice ,tall,fair, etc, all this and many more i ask from my desired new girl, interested girls should reply

this is to inform all nairalanders that you can start sending your gifts to me now to avoid peak period, due to the large gifts i'll be receiving from you guys i will stop receiving gifts 5.30pm gmt 24th dec, so start sending to avoid rush,

i was at sms bus stop going to adeola adeko, thanks to the rain i had to stay under a shed, from a distance here came a mad man running towards us he got there and waited under the shed with us, we were all terrified  but decided to hold on first , there  the mad man was still panting trying to grab his breath, then he said in yoruba, ha ha  ah  ojo yi , ojo yi le ya yan were sha, meaning this rain can make some one mad, imagine.we all took to our heels, lol

hmmm, that's the chicken i ddn't even bother asking the price of when the disabled chicken costs 2grand.i sha used N50 to buy catapolt so any chicken that walk pass my house, omo na die o

this is to inform the general nairalanders that they should hurry and get their xmas chickens before peak period, because a blind chicken with one leg goes for N2000 i wonder how much a normal chicken will cost and i also wonder if the chicken will taste like goat meat

hello peoples am writing a web application which is voice enabled and i have to use a progamming language known as vxml (its basically my final year project ) .please i would b very glad if i get help from any body,

twas just an advice u either take it or leave it

gamine ! if i may asked where you given any gift or wait do you have a guy in your life ,cos i feel if u have one of the two you wuldn't be posting such, so i advice you to join a dating site or something that might help ,

hello guys i need your advice ,my girlfriend got introduced to this guy like 5 months ago and since then he has been calling her and vice versa.now she told me she was going out to visit a friend .only to hear from her later that she went to visit a guy she has been talking to, i dont know what to believe if she cheating on me or what.since then when ever i see her i dont have anything to say to her, what should i do

HELLO,
i wouldlike to know if there's any one out there who can help me with this project of mine.actually its my final year project and i dont know how to go about it.involves using voice-xml for programming,

HELLO,
i wouldlike to know if there's any one out there who can help me with this project of mine.actually its my final year project and i dont know how to go about it.involves using voice-xml for programming,

can any 1 please assist me on how to get a list of I.T firms in lagos and their addresses thanks

dont know whats wrong with starcomms has any body tried downloading with it cause its very frustrating . tried downloading a file of 48mb and its going to takr days.is any 1 having the same probs with me

please can any body refer me to a place i can get a DKU-2 cable thanks

hey abuja boy who do you think you are.where in abj do you even stay what do you have to show.guess it one of those areas elrufai has brought down.the boy was just asking. if he knew he wouldn't have asked i guess its your first time your hearing such.