₦airaland Forum

The closure of register date for Access bank is 14th March. Considering NSE settlement of T+2, if I sell my access bank stocks on 14th, would I still be qualified for dividend payment?

If you had 6m today to allocate to equities, what stocks will you buy and why?

realjidejamal:
Hello All, I want to bid for this week tbill at Union Bank. I am a first timer, i went to the bank yesterday to get the NTB application and agreement form. Pls i will like to know the safe rate to bid for 182 days, how to calculate the % and the best time to submit the form for bidding so as not to miss out. To all the gurus kindly advice.

Thanks

You should have submitted your bid today. Tomorrow may be possible but not all banks will accept it. Best time is Monday preceding the Thursday of the auction.

There's an excel calculator I use for the calculation of the interest and yields. You can find it at the bottom of the post here: http://www.iwilltalk.com/investing-in-treasury-bills-in-nigeria/

All the best

Tadeus:
Make your inquiries today

Can I get a quote for a 2013 and 2014 Toyota Camry XLE with full options

foriz4u:
lol... I think u confusing urself or don't rlly understand the context of that circular, u should rather go back n read it. the only exemption self to self deposite weather inter or intra transaction, look here...
"payments of deposits or transfer by self to self whether inter or intra bank; and any form of withdrawals/transfers from saving accounts;
It should be noted that these charges are only payable by receiving accounts".
I hope u get it now

Are you educated at all? Those transactions are exempted!

foriz4u:
I don't get u, how do u mean a non savings acct? isn't this supposed law applicable to savings acct, current and every other acct deposit? is it jus tailored to a single acct? oga educate me, u seems to. a schooler. is N50 not 5% of 1k?? oh u have not given it a close look b4 sha?? 5% on every 1000 of money u send to ur brother/sister, children cousines, frnds in school, and on evry mny that enters into ur acct evry single day. not pet month ooo guy, per deposite above 1k now think abt it, b4 the end of the month hasn't that gone drastically above the value added tax(VAT) and u r rejoicing, clapping ur hands in support. don't worry when u start seeing how our politician start buying private jets, buying properties in Dubai, Paris, Canada n our new dead n povertarised NIPOST b d richest organisation in west Africa with little or no employment n poor services to nation pls don't ask how come o n don't complain.

http://www.cenbank.org/Out/2016/CCD/SCAN0001.pdf

You can read d circular. It does not applying savings account. Neither is it 50 naira for every 1000. Its 50 naira for every deposit transaction above 1000 to a non savings account

foriz4u:
in other sense, you support the motion right? a whole 5% to b charged at every bank deposit. so after I've paid my tax, pay my PHCN, my LAWMA, security on my street(which d government was meant to provide from my tax), pay my cable bill, fuel my generator (for electricity the government r supposed to make constant after paying my bill on already) and pay other governments taxes at the market, transportation n d rest of them, then, the stingy, wicket and mosquitos (blood sucking) government still go ahead to take 5% on my salary because it went tru d bank and u tell me its d law? what stupid law r u talking about is it a law imposed/made by god or man?
ok, look at this , I earn N120,000 as salary
take home pay after tax let's say N108, 000
my coy pays d money into my account, 5% cut so I'll b left with N102, 800.
now, pls tell me what significant prove I've I seen the government have done with all the taxes being collected over time? nothing! they will come out to claim they provide jobs or enable environs for d job. rubbish! did I get any form of scholarship why in school? No! did I get feed? No! has d govrnmnt provided me security, water, good roads, gym, quality education? isn't not my parents who paid tru their brain spending children abroad to acquire good education? when I was to open my coy didn't I pay d government, did they supported with any form of 'free' money or even zero % loan interest? obviously not! so who gives them d right to all these unreasonable taxes and charges? stupid, wicked n inconsiderable arm robbery government. na god go kill all of una wey dey suffer us for dis country. Amen!

How come u earn 108k when u cannot read. It's not a 5% charge on every deposit. It's 50 naira on deposits above 1000 naira to a non savings account. If u r unhappy with the charge, provide your savings account as designated bank for your transactions.

luvinhubby:
And that same dollar sold for N202 to $1 immediately after the elections, or have you forgotten, how do explain that.
It skyrocket after FDIs stopped bringing funds into Nigeria and foreign investors started withdrawing funds from our stock market due to lack of economic policy direction and a non-existent medium and long term economic frame work.

This is a barefaced lie. I've attached pictures of parallel rate before and after elections. It never sold for 202. The only time it fell to around 210 was when the CBN banned the lodgment of dollars into domicilliary accounts.

byrron:
Its obvious you didnt read the piece of information from the OP, you would have come across the highlighted extracts below.

To ensure continuous road maintenance, the Federal Government introduced the petroleum tax of N1.50k per liter. So for every liter of fuel bought at the pump, Nigerians pay a flat tax of N1.50. As at December 2012, Nigerians were consuming average 39.66 million liters of Petroleum Motor Spirit (PMS). http://thenationonlineng.net/nigeria-consumes-39-66m-litres-petrol-daily-2/. Now the estimated daily consumption has hit 40.32 million for PMS alone, not including diesel. So daily on fuel government is receiving N60.5 Million as Petroleum tax on PMS. AGO consumption is estimated to be about half of PMS consumption. That puts the daily Petroleum tax at N30.25 Million (estimated).
So, in total, FG rakes in about N91 Million as Petroleum tax daily. For a year, this translates to a whopping N33.2 Billion.
Where are the proceeds from the Petroleum tax generated funds from 2012 - 1st week of December 2015 and will the tax be abolished thereby reducing the cost in pump price at the gas stations or is it gonna be a combination of both the taxing and the tolling?

The latest Petrol pricing template is here: http://pppra.gov.ng/pricing-template-pms-2/

Look closely and you will see fuel tax as 0 naira. You are not paying any tax on fuel. This has been so for years!!!

CALIFORNIA TOLLS

17-Mile Drive Toll: $10
Location: Scenic drive through Pebble Beach, CA
Operator: Pebble Beach Corporation

Golden Gate Bridge Toll: $6.00 (Southbound ONLY)
Location: Spans San Francisco Bay connecting San Francisco to Marin County, CA
Operator: Golden Gate Bridge, Highway & Transportation District

Riverside Freeway (SR-91) Toll: Variable
Location: An east-west freeway in Southern California linking Orange and Riverside counties
Operator: Orange County Transportation Authority (OCTA)

Eastern Transportation Corridor Toll: $3.50 (East Branch) $3.25 (West Branch)
Location: Orange County, CA
Operator: Foothill/Eastern Transportation Corridor Agency

South Bay Expressway Toll: Variable
Location: Beginning at Otay Mesa, provides access to/from Mexico and across San Diego
Operator: South Bay Expressway, L.P.

The Antioch Bridge Toll: $5.00 (Northbound ONLY)
Location: Spans the San Joaquin River linking Antioch, CA with Sacramento County, CA
Operator: Bay Area Toll Authority Metropolitan Transportation Commission

The Benicia-Martinez Bridge Toll: $5.00 (Northbound ONLY)
Location: Spans the Carquinez Strait linking Benicia, CA to Martinez, CA
Operator: Bay Area Toll Authority Metropolitan Transportation Commission

The Carquinez Bridge Toll: $5.00
Length: Annual Traffic: 46,206,000
Operator: Bay Area Toll Authority Metropolitan Transportation Commission www.bata.mtc.ca.gov/

The Dumbarton Bridge Toll: $5.00 (Westbound ONLY)
Location: Spans the San Francisco Bay linking Fremont, CA with Menlo Park, CA
Operator: Bay Area Toll Authority Metropolitan Transportation Commission

The Richmond-San Rafael Bridge Toll: $5.00 (Westbound ONLY)
Location: Spans the San Francisco Bay connecting Richmond, CA to San Rafael, CA
Operator: Bay Area Toll Authority Metropolitan Transportation Commission

The San Francisco-Oakland Bay Bridge Toll: $6.00 (Westbound ONLY)
Location: Spans San Francisco Bay linking Oakland, CA to San Francisco, CA
Operator: Bay Area Toll Authority Metropolitan Transportation Commission

The San Mateo-Hayward Bridge Toll: $5.00 (Westbound ONLY)
Location: Spans San Francisco Bay linking San Francisco with San Mateo, CA
Operator: Bay Area Toll Authority Metropolitan Transportation Commission

These is a sample toll fare in a state in USA. The cheapest fare @ $3.50 is 7 times the fare on Lekki Expressway @ 120 naira. I admit things are difficult in Nigeria now. However, Nigerians should know that tolls are unavoidably considering the high cost of road maintenance. Additionally, the payment of tolls will ensure that Nigerians demand accountability over the state of their roads. I won't pay toll on a dead road.

otedola1:

How much is it to clear the 2013 Lexus RX 350

airsaylongcon:
Around 8-10k. Hope you know the replacement is not gonna be gorilla? Immediately after replacing the screen, Just get a Tempered glass protector popular called Unbreakable at otigba

What if it's both of them cos the touch aint working? How much do you think it will it be?

airsaylongcon:
Are you changing the entire screen, including the casing? Or just the digitiser (aka screen touch)

Just the digitiser

Who knows how much and where I can change a samsung S4 screen. Thanks

Desperation

They hope to fight corruption with technology and traffic with human beings.... interesting country

Available for sale

Still available

I have one brand new Blackberry Classic phone for sale for 95,000 naira in Lagos. I will also add a brand new Blackberry holster case to the mix for the phone for free.

Most of the conclusions reached here are uninformed. The policy of importing refined oil did not start with Buhari, it predates Buhari. A world bank report released in May of 1983 (before Buhari came into power) alluded to this fact. This action was an immediate reaction to rising demand locally and our inability to meet this demand. It was at this time the second PH refinery was being planned to ensure we meet domestic production and export refined oil.

If you can read or chose to read, you can go through the series of documents I will post:

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Thanks

Dinvictus:
I really don't understand this people. I was about to use their service and thank God i didn't.

Congrats on avoiding heartbreak. You just dodged a bullet.

rockok:
For christ sake is shippyme not going to start shipping S1412053591? Despite all the odd review they are not making effort to fix those problem. Anyway, shippyme is already a failure.

Awaiting shipment is better than signing for a package and denying receipt.

nenyibabs:
@catlanta and @irohardis: merry Xmas,and happy new year in advance.

May I remind you that 2015 is in a couple of hours, and I'm still yet to receive any of my shipments with you. I'm made to understand that S1411131787 has been clearing customs since 3weeks ago. I've not seen it yet o, but No problem.

Then what about 1411139457 which I ordered via your circuit atlantic portal on d same day I made the shippyme booking? Or has that one been forgotten forever?

Questions,questions..

Doing business with this company is a huge no-no. I regret the day I found this company without reading the negative reviews that abound about the company.

IdiAmin1:
Take your time bro and most importantly ask God for direction. Its better to be a "Married late" than "Another used to be married"

God should direct him after sleeping with the girl?

dredone:
Please Shippyme management I don't understand how the UPS would say that my package has been signed and delivered to your address and your employee keeps telling me that he cannot find my package even after seeing evidence That he signed for the items himself. How much bad publicity can a company take? ?? My invoice number is S1412109354 and I have proof that my package has been delivered to your US address so please find it and respond to my mail

Was your issue sorted out? I'm having exactly the same problem. I paid for two day delivery thinking I had found a reliable company that will get items down ASAP. Didn't know that it was one chance.

I have an order delivered by Amazon since Friday, signed for by OCHOA on UPS and shippyme is telling me it has not being delivered and I should send my order notification. Anyway my booking number is S1412180369.

This is not the first time I'm delivering parcels to a shipping service. However, I'm appalled at the responses even after sending evidences of delivery. It would be sad if my items have been misplaced because it has not even being acknowledged as accepted when it has been signed for. I do blame myself for not looking for reviews before going with the service. 5 days and receipt can't be acknowledged.

How old is the girl you disvirgined and infected with herpes?

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Still available

A 2 bedroom flat (completed to roofing level) at Ikugbomire Layout, Mowe Bus/Stop is for sale.

Buildings around currently occupied with electricity and motorable roads. Documents available are Registered Survey, Building Plan, Agreement, Purchase Receipt

Asking price: N3.5 million (Neg)

Pls contact Shalewa on 08038273174,07051155298