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25 Ways to Cope With Stress

1. Jam miniature marshmallows up your nose and sneeze them out. See how many you can do at a time.

2. Use your Mastercard to pay your Visa and vice-versa.

3. Pop some popcorn without putting the lid on.

4. When someone says "have a nice day", tell them you have other plans.

5. Make a list of things to do that you have already done.

6. Dance naked in front of your pets.

7. Put your toddler's clothes on backwards and send him to pre-school as if nothing is wrong.

8.Fill out your tax form using Roman Numerals.

9.Tape pictures of you boss on watermelons and launch them from high places.

10. Leaf through "National Geographic" and draw underwear on the natives.

11. Tattoo "Out to Lunch" on your forehead.

12. Go shopping. Buy everything. Sweat in it. Return it the next day.

13. Buy a subscription to "Sleazoid Weekly" and send it to your boss's wife.

14. Pay your electric bill in pennies.

15. Drive to work in reverse.

16. Find out what a frog in a blender really looks like.

17. Tell you boss to "blow it out your mule" and let him figure it out.

18. Sit naked on a shelled hard-boiled egg.

19.Polish your car with earwax.

20. REad the dictionary upside down and look for secret messages.

21. Start a nasty rumor and see if you recognize it when it comes back to you.

22. Braid the hairs in each nostril.

23 Write a short story using alphabet soup.

24. Stare at people through the tines of a fork and pretend they're in jail.

25.Make a language up and ask people for directions in it.

A man applied for a job as an industrial spy. Together with several other applicants, he was given a sealed envelope and told to take it to the fourth floor.
As soon as the man was alone, he stepped into an empty hallway and opened the envelope. Inside, a message read: "You're our kind of person. Report to the fifth floor Personnel Office."

i ckecked out alex's website ! OMG! (O my Gosh) The guy is brilliant! way to go alex! i'm sure he's smilling all the way to the bank

boiled oxygen, fried carbon dioxde, roasted nitrogen, garnished with grilled hydrogen. A meal fit for a king! y'all should try it.

=P~, boiled oxygen, fried carbon dioxde, roasted nitrogen, garnished with grilled hydrogen. A meal fit for a king! y'all should try it.

all this talk of chicken and eggs is making me hungry, me thinks it's time to have some fried eggs or maybe fried chicken, hmmmm, i'm drooling already

heeyyyyyyy waaaayyyyyyyyy, na your president u dey abuse so? i'm scandalised

i checked out the website, and it's ok, not bad, though it's not completed yet, let your friend check out www.jidaw.com, i'm sure he would get a few ideas as per content.

i dont think u need a horde of writers to sustain a website, as new members register with your website, you could suggest a topic and ask interested members to send a write up which would be published on the site.

Anyway, i think the bottom line is to advertise, advertise and advertise! set up a link from nairaland to your website ( if seun would allow that), set up links from your websites to popular tech websites, with time you would generate traffic to your site, and then content would not really be a problem, cos you would even get unsolicited articles from interested people.

Anyway, keep in there, dont give up even if starting up is a bit rough, do you know that statistics show 90% of new businesses fold up before the first five years of operations? cos the enterpreneurs were discouraged by obstacles? anyway, me tinks i've yakked ( talking endlessly) enough.

All da best

1. RMD
2. RMD
3 RMD
........he's so fineeeeeeeeee , me thinks he's getting old though.

i absolutely love it! just dat the movies are so rare to come across, and those i do get, dont have english subtitles.

It's hilarious, and reflects reality, nadia is my favourite character, compassionate, intelligent and classy

Garri and groundnut with cold water/ice block - cassa flakes and nuts on ice

Agree completely with fregene and joftech, this sounds like a movie i watched some days ago "the first 20 million dollars is always the hardest " these tech guys decided to invent a laptop that costs just 99 dollars, they did eventually in spite of oppositions from many angles ( u know movies now- the good guys win out in the end). However a laptop that's as cheap as that! come on! there's no free lunch anywhere! it's 2 good 2 b true.