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FamilyRe: Man Ends 3 Months Marriage As Wife Refuses To Join His Church by jumpmasta(m): 6:19am On Mar 05
Rep9jaCom:
A young couple’s marriage has reportedly collapsed just three months after their wedding, following a deep disagreement over church attendance, Rep9ja reports.



https://www.rep9ja.com/viral/man-ends-months-marriage-wife/
That’s a very myopic and self centered woman .



Source
Science/TechnologyRe: Caught This Lil. Snake Chilling My Living Room Today — Please Identify The Name by jumpmasta(m): 12:03pm On Jan 26
Moresalt:
Please, can anyone identify this snake... Poisonous or not?

So, my dogs forcefully went outside the gate today in the afternoon. It's not really the usual time to go out to pee and stuff, so I was a bit angry and wanted them to come back.

They wasted a bit of time running around the bush and I started chasing them a little before they knew I was serious and they wouldn't like me to graduate to using some well orchestrated spanks first...

Finally they got in the living room (not using the cage for now cos they disturb/bark at the neighbors). Then just as I was about to close the door and turn back I found this shocker chilling like a confused fish out of water.

Thankfully it wasn't too comfortable to slither on tiles so it was very easy to target the head first.

It must have hidden itself around one of the dog's body—maybe the more hairy one. Cos I just move in 2 months ago, there could be no other way for such except for small cockroaches and maybe wall geckos I should try to deal with it.



Please help identify it...
Saw scaled viper ! You are lucky
PoliticsRe: Bill To Establish Medical College For Nigerian Armed Forces Pass Second Reading by jumpmasta(m): 4:36pm On Dec 12, 2025
RomanceRe: Painful Wedding Experience by jumpmasta(m): 12:23pm On Sep 29, 2025
SultanOfPuna:
A girl i was woooing in December last year
I just found out that she doing traditional marriage today.

I'm seeing the pictures on WhatsApp story and I feel like crying
You are bearing Sultan of Puna and you want to marry . You think she is not smart?
HealthRe: Nigerian Military Doctors by jumpmasta(m): 6:45am On Aug 13, 2025
RandomFellow:
Nigeria Military is not something you can just join. How old are you? Where did you school? Are you licenced to practice by the Nigeria Medical and Dental Council? Are you fit? Can you be a soldier?

Well you could also join as a civilian doctor; but your pay will not be as good as that of tour colleagues who are officers. Besides, the respect won't be there. I mean, you're a bloody civilian. When your colleague who is an officer comes, everyone will stand-up to salute. When you enter, no body will even greet you
lol… who told you our pay is good ?
PoliticsRe: Reject Coalition - Wike Tells Nigerians (Video) by jumpmasta(m): 7:24am On Jul 27, 2025
Infoguy666:
https://news360ng.com/dont-fall-for-failed-politicians-propaganda-wike-warn-nigerians-against-coalition/
Reject coalition while you and your children continue to feed fat with the government. Wicked politicians
Science/TechnologyRe: The Snake I Killed In My Compound, Please What's The Name And Is It Venomous by jumpmasta(m): 9:17pm On Jul 23, 2025
Xristars:
Mehn! That looks like a garbon viper, very venomous and deadly
That’s not a Gaboon viper
Car TalkRe: Why A Nigerian Professor Would Not Be Able To Afford A Car by jumpmasta(m): 12:31pm On Jul 16, 2025
SLIDEwaxie:
na why you no fit spell millionaire. A professor earns more than ₦2M
No Prof earns up to 1 million
HealthRe: Why Do Doctors In Nigeria Tell Patients Not To Eat After A Surgery? (photo) by jumpmasta(m): 12:11pm On Jul 07, 2025
Brazino:
What's the rationale Behind our doctors telling patients not to eat for a few days after a surgery is been carried out on them?
If doctors in other parts of the World like In Europe, don't tell their patients so, then why is Nigeria's different?
Could it be due to Technology?
It depends on the kind of surgery ! Abdominal and intestinal surgeries , you need not eat until paralytic ileus is over . Airways surgeries like we have in ENT will have you eating after few hours upon recovery from General Anaesthesia
HealthRe: Please How Do I Get Rid Of This Growth On My Chest by jumpmasta(m): 12:06am On Jun 13, 2025
brightDdon:
Doctors in the house
I greet you all

This thing started like a pimple and before I knew it has grown Big..

It inches me very deep and now not just inching but with severe pains

Couldn't sleep last night and I noticed the surface has become very reddish which I'm suspecting it want to take another phase of growth


Please what's the name and how can I get rid of it,,it's eating me dry with the pains

Can it be operated if yes what's possibly will be the amount to budget for it

Can I get rid of it traditionally?

I was told if I burst it will grow massively

Please I need your professional advise
I'll be at the comment section.

Thanks
Keloid !!! Plastic surgeons handle via surgical excision followed by Intralesional steroid injection . It could take months to finally disappear
PoliticsRe: Wike Before & After Photos by jumpmasta(m): 3:00pm On Apr 05, 2025
SatoshiX:
You losers should leave this man alone. He was poisoned and still survived it. How many od you can live to tell such stories?
As at today, he's one of the most influential people in this country, yet y'all keep crying about someone that didn't not send you or know about your existence.
Y'all better go for psychiatric evaluation because it's no longer ordinary.
Are you the idiot that poisoned him ?
PoliticsRe: DId Supreme Court Rule State Of Emmergency In Plateau Illegal? (Fact Check) by jumpmasta(m): 8:51am On Mar 20, 2025
NgeneUkwenu:
Ok. Fubara is gone for good!

What the ruling means is that: Only the Sole Administrator can authorise the Rivers State government to challenge the proclamation in court. Any other person is meddlesome interloper unknown to law...So says the supreme court!

Oya ipob obedients come and cry as usual!
Your ignorance is so wide
PoliticsRe: Sim Fubara Exits Rivers Govt House As Sole Administrator Prepares To Take Charge by jumpmasta(m): 2:01pm On Mar 19, 2025
madridguy:
I think say dey say Ijaw people are not coward... Why SIM packed him load? Why not bring his boys as him dey brag?

God Almighty, as you do for the new Sole Administrator, no campaign, he no spend money, no T-shirt, no face cap Baba just enter power, this can favour let it locate me and my family members.. Amin.
Very stupid takes
NYSCRe: They Move In, Mess It Up, Call It Smelly – Lagos Govt by jumpmasta(m): 5:50pm On Mar 17, 2025
PoliticsRe: Moment Fubara And Wike Supporters Clash In Elele by jumpmasta(m): 9:18am On Mar 08, 2025
Thundafireseun:
huh Fubara will never end well because of the unnecessary unrest he is causing in Rivers state ….

How can you bite the hand that feed you because you feel people now call you Oga
You are the one who will die a miserable death . Very corrupt thief like you
PoliticsRe: Peter Obi Shares His Opinion About IBB's Book Launch by jumpmasta(m): 11:58am On Feb 21, 2025
jamafa:
Why dem no invite am??
Comprehension is really Difficult for you .
HealthRe: Pregnant Woman Dies As Doctor Watches Youtube Video To Perform Surgery In Imo by jumpmasta(m): 12:03pm On Feb 06, 2025
PoliticsRe: Peter Obi Issues Stern ‘Warning’ To Cleric After Making ₦20M Donation To School by jumpmasta(m): 4:17pm On Feb 01, 2025
yarimo:
Thief you are busy Donating stolen money from labour party mteeeew undecided
Na your wretched dunce of father be thief
HealthRe: The Fear Of Infection Is The Beginning Of Wisdom by jumpmasta(m): 2:21pm On Jan 30, 2025
GeeM:
I'm addicted to the pleasure but it's not worth it. I've never experienced such STI before but now I'm very careful about who I penetrate raw
It’s not written on the face . This shows you haven’t learnt anything
PropertiesRe: A Tenant Doesn't Want To Move Out After His House Rent Expires by jumpmasta(m): 7:28pm On Jan 10, 2025
Darlingme:
Someone that is threatened me with juju already. He has told me several times that I don't know who he is and what he can do diabolically.
He is already in breach of the tenancy agreement and right now he is an illegal . Go to court and get an order “Intent to recover possession “ . They will give him 7 days to vacate . Police and area boys can help you évict the clown once the days are over
PoliticsRe: APC Kicks As Obi Warns Tinubu Against Foreign Medical Trips by jumpmasta(m): 7:57am On Jan 03, 2025
Kdon2:
Obi is the dullest presidential candidate in Nigeria history ☹️
You are the most significant 🤡 on Nairaland
HealthRe: This Infection Is Eating Me Up. How Can I Cure It? by jumpmasta(m): 12:08pm On Dec 26, 2024
EzehFx:
It sinusitis/Sinus infection. A Google search would help you understand the infection. It been over three plus weeks now I've been battling this infection.

The first time it started over three weeks ago my mom rushed me to a healthcare centre and that where I was told I've frontal sinusitis. My head seems as it it wants to explode... The pain is out of this world, it feels as if something is breathing in my forehead that is causing extreme pain. I was given antibiotic injection for three days and some drugs..... The drugs just relief me of the pain for some hours then it starts again.

So as the doctor told me and with my research, this infection is chronic (long term) and it been taking a big part of my life. I'm just 20 and I don't know my this is happening to me ... I've been living on pain relief/anti-inflammatory drugs for the past three weeks now .. I'm confused I don't know what to do.

It 2Am now and I can't even sleep😢😢😢😢the pain

Guys pls have you had the infection before?? How did you cure it. Mods pls move to frontpage I really need answers🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏
You need to be reviewed by an ENT surgeon . There are various management modalities , even surgery .
PoliticsRe: Wike Was 14 When We Got Here, I Would Rather Die Than Appeal To Him - Ogbebor by jumpmasta(m): 8:05pm On Dec 14, 2024
helinues:
And who cares?

So the government should not develop Nigeria because of some people who got a land without proper documentations

Cheap blackmailing that can't work
You sound like an idiot
PoliticsRe: Navy Personnel, Seaman Abbas Detained Because Of This Video by jumpmasta(m): 6:37am On Sep 20, 2024
gfelo:
You know nothing about military ethics, itz unlawful to disarm a military personnel who is calm like shown in the video, infact they are lucky if truly he is a psych many of them would have fear dead
It’s you who is ignorant of military customs and traditions
PoliticsRe: Atiku Mourns The Death Of Sarkin Gobir, Isa Bawa Killed By Bandits In Sokoto by jumpmasta(m): 9:45pm On Aug 21, 2024
CrushObituaries:
We are waiting for bitter grievingory Obi to come and comment.
He will comment when your useless father is kidnapped
PoliticsRe: Female Suicide Bomber Detonates IED In Gwoza, Borno, Wedding Guests Dead by jumpmasta(m): 10:16pm On Jun 29, 2024
Coolsperm:
All this is a calculated attempt by northerners and some ipob members to discreadit Tinubus govt but We Yoruba Muslims are watching, we Yoruba Muslims are very comfortable with Tinubus gvt and will always defend it
slowpoke
HealthRe: I Saw Pieces Of Tissue Paper Stuck In My Ear by jumpmasta(m): 4:57pm On Jun 28, 2024
LIVINGICONREBOR:
Next time this happens, get hydrogen peroxide pour a cap of it into the affected ear. The ear must be tilted for the hydrogen peroxide to stay. Leave for like 10 minutes for the hydrogen peroxide to bring out anything obstructing the auditory canal to the surface. You can then bring the stuff out easily.
You want to give this guy severe otitis externa . Continue oooo
PoliticsRe: Rivers Crisis: Political Gladiators Take Battle To Grassroots: by jumpmasta(m): 8:33am On Jun 22, 2024
mach7:
The governor is an ingrate.

The political fight in the garden state was never about money or about the Minister's "overbearing" influence.

It was simply a battle for the structure of the party in the state. The novice governor having ascended the throne with his godfather's blessing sought to overthrow his godfather as leader of the state.

He started this by attempting to remove the LG chairmen and replace them with CTC. He also planned to remove the legitimate speaker and install his preferred man, but the 27 lawmakers got wind of the this plot, suspended the 4 errant members and commenced the impeachment proceeding of October which the governor counteracted by instigating the burning of the House of Assembly by using his current CoS.

A lot persons know the truth and real origin of the crisis but ethnicity and desire to see the Minister fall by some pained loosers of 2023 elections is clouding minds.

**The person parading himself as speaker today and the one before him was suspended in October 2023. All actions taken are simply a nullity as they have no foundation.

**The governor doesn't have a legitimate budget and has been spending money illegitimately. I pity his commissioners who have no immunity.

**The structure he is fighting for, he will not get it. He is one-term governor.

**Those hailing him now will cry for him tomorrow.
This person up here is very ignorant

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