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CrimeRe: Tension In Calabar Market As Rate Collectors Reportedly Kill Iron Excavator by jumpmasta(m): 8:17am On Jun 07, 2024
KGBKremlin:
That is work of Ipob Igbo.
This is why your father died in penury
PoliticsRe: DHQ Receives Improved Armoured Personnel Carriers To Curb Insecurity by jumpmasta(m): 7:12am On May 11, 2024
Almaigaa:
Thank God say no be those INNOSSON substandard Armoured Vehicles them buy. That one dey scatter for Road by itself. What will happen if them shoot am?
Unfortunately for you moronic clown , it was Proforce from your yoruba brother that gave us the fake
MRAPs that completely broke down . Tribal bigotry kill you there
PoliticsRe: Atiku To Tinubu: You Are Subsidising Corruption At Workers Expense by jumpmasta(m): 8:43pm On Apr 30, 2024
Max24:
Politicians are funny people. Imagine Atiku accusing someone else of not addressing corruption. Atiku, the Mr. corruption himself. Same with the Agulu fraud who single -: handedly invested Anambra money in his family business. They are all hypocrites. They should leave the president alone and let's see what he achieves in 4 years.
You sound like a complete idiot
PoliticsRe: Reno Criticizes Obi's $30 million Brewery Instead Of IPP In Anambra by jumpmasta(m): 10:20am On Apr 27, 2024
[quote author=opamoses1 post=129655692][/quote]This Reno is hopelessly ignorant and equally hopeless Agbado and Ronu miscreants keep cheering him on . For someone who is only interested in his own stomach , what do you expect ? Ask Leah Sharibu’s parents how Reno squandered their money .
PoliticsRe: Senate Minority Leader Reacts To Rumours Of Wike Giving Senators $2 Million by jumpmasta(m): 12:00pm On Apr 22, 2024
helinues:
Those that Wike dashed their principal's hope of becoming the Nigeria president even though the principal na calamity pending are still yet to get over the hang over of the election loss
How is the economy dealing with you ?
Car TalkRe: Man Takes Car For Servicing & Discovers These Animals In The Car (pics/video) by jumpmasta(m): 6:52pm On Apr 20, 2024
vastolord4:
I run very far from any animal that crawls on its belly especially those without limbs..
Snake lizard !!! That shit is the worst I have seen . I saw one very fat and reddish one in my Generator house one day ! I almost had a heart attack
CareerRe: Google Fires 28 Employees For Protesting Israel-cloud Deal (pictures) by jumpmasta(m): 6:55am On Apr 19, 2024
socialmediaman:
"Within the State of California, employment may be terminated at the will of either party. Both the employer and the employee are free to end the employment relationship at any time, with no penalty being assessed to either." Source

"New York State is an “Employment-at-Will” state. That means that an Employer may terminate
an Employee at any time and for any legal reason or no reason at all." Source
They should go and protest in Palestine and Gaza . Clowns 🤡
PoliticsRe: Pastor Okezie Atani Has Been Released by jumpmasta(m): 1:38pm On Apr 12, 2024
seunmsg:
It’s a big shame that he was arrested and detained in the first place. Releasing him at this point is not enough. That thing called Serah must be immediately arrested, detained, prosecuted and imprisoned for all the libelous tweets she posted. The senseless Abia state Commissioner of Police who ordered Okezie’s illegal arrest should be immediately redeployed to Force HQ and disciplined. The bullying and intimidation of APC members and supporters in the SE must stop immediately.
Keep shut jaare
CrimeRe: Palestinian Islamic Jihad Terrorist Admits To Raping Woman During Oct 7 Attack by jumpmasta(m): 5:27am On Mar 29, 2024
Holiness2100:
https://www.i24news.tv/en/news/israel-at-war/artc-palestinian-islamic-jihad-terrorist-admits-to-raping-woman-during-oct-7-attack
Yet Dr Muminah, my female Junior colleague thinks Hamas are doing the right thing . Na wah for terrorist sympathizers
CrimeRe: Victor Onwubiko: Gunmen Kill Popular Lawyer In Imo (Photo) by jumpmasta(m): 6:46pm On Feb 13, 2024
UDOKABESTLUV:
Source: https://www.lindaikejisblog.com/2024/2/gunmen-kill-popular-lawyer-in-imo-2.html
This is one death too many ! Rest in Peace dear cousin .
PoliticsRe: Ruth Ogunleye: COAS Lagbaja Warns Personnel To Desist Making Comments by jumpmasta(m): 8:31pm On Jan 31, 2024
zedegit:
Which support. Dem dey owe am 1 year abi na lie?

She got evidence according to am. Walai. Make that evidence dem dey commot like Season film.
She lied about being owed salaries 🤣🤣 . The clown has been withdrawing and blowing her salary like a glutton
PoliticsRe: Sexual Harassment: Ruth Ogunleye Undergoing Rehabilitation, Visited By Minister by jumpmasta(m): 10:55am On Jan 28, 2024
All these comments above shows Most Nigerians are supremely ignorant . What you don't know is bigger than you . The female soldier needs deep mental health intervention. This is what drug abuse has turned people to . In order to sway the minds of gullible Nigerians like most above , they play the rape card .
FamilyRe: My Wife And 1 Are Expecting Our First Child And This Is What Is Happening by jumpmasta(m): 6:28pm On Jan 11, 2024
larryUG:
Baba, I spent close to a million for my baby stuff.
What you need to understand is that baby things are generally very costly. Secondly, escalation has taken a toll on the prices of things . It seems a lot of people have not taken into account the effect of the naira losing value in the economy
I gave my wife 350K initially but she bought wasnt substantial.
She added her money and i gave her additional.
BEd alone is 170k-200k depending on the quality. Breast pump (for when your baby my not have the mum around) is 50k in the market. just these 2 items have taken 220-250K out of your 400K. now talk about feeding bottles, diapers, clothes (there are several types your baby will need), Powder/soaps, baby oils, shoes, other stuff, wardrobe alone for kids na 120K. Haba
Breast pump ke … you just want to throw money away
PoliticsRe: 'Nigerians Are In The Dark’ – Peter Obi Reacts To FG’s “Excessive” Borrowing by jumpmasta(m): 6:17am On Jan 10, 2024
HealthRe: I Am 39 Weeks And 5 Day Pregnant. What Do I Do To Induce Labour Naturally by jumpmasta(m): 9:26am On Dec 31, 2023
Adanambra1:
i am 39 weeks today and 5 days oo
first timer mama
i don exercise tire
chop pineapple tire
i dey do the do regularly
i don chop spicy food tire... everything on the internet, i have done.
scan already say my baby is head down position
3.5kg....
people of God, what do i do next to avoid Pitocin inducement or epidural
One wonders if you didn’t imbibe anything in all the ANC classes you have been attending . It’s not even up to 40weeks and you are worried. Talk to your obstetrician
RomanceRe: I Can't Believe I'm Falling In Love With A Single Mother by jumpmasta(m): 8:06pm On Dec 15, 2023
L1TTLE:
She brazenly told me "I have a 5yr old son", before she did I was crushing hard, then she told me she has a son today, I was taken aback for a while but much to my shock, I find her more attractive now? Instead of getting repulsed by the new information I want her more now, is it weird? Lol, I'm even thinking she can bring her son and live with me like we're family.

Please advise me.
Your Penis is making the decisions now
RomanceRe: The Type Of Men I Don't Want (personal Opinion) by jumpmasta(m): 2:44pm On Dec 03, 2023
SweetBuns:
They say that "beauty is in the eyes of the beholder", but honestly speaking there are certain calibres of men I will never go near no matter how hard they try.

To get straight to the point,

1. Short men
Oh my God.... I don't just know what to say about these sort of men. If I'm taller than you as a girl, then sorry but I can never see you as my second piece. You'll always be like a younger brother to me. No hard feelings.
Short men also have this irritating attitude whenever they see girls around, as if they're trying to compensate for their low height. And some even go to the gym and gets muscles.... But it just makes them look shorter like a 5 litre jerry can and irritating
Also, why in the world would I pick a short guy over a tall guy? I literally feel so protected and safe when I'm with a guy that is wayyyy taller than me (I'm 5'2 so my height is kinda average)... So ofc I'd want a tall man and not a mini man.
Imagine hugging a man and he's hugging your waist cause he's short ugh.
I wanna stand on my toes whenever I kiss him and strain my neck just to look at his face. No more no less.
Tall men also stand out more, they're far more attractive and I also want taller sons and daughters.
Who should the short guys date then? I dunno... But not me.
The bar starts at 6'0, but If you're like 6'2 or 6'3... I want your babiesss

2. Bald men
The only age where I think baldness is acceptable as a man for me is if he's like in his 50s or 60s. But if you're in your 20s-30s and you're already going bald.... It just irritates me low-key in a inexplicable way... Like why will a young guy have a hairline that receeds all the way to the middle or back of your head? Where did all your hair go? Gross
I also read somewhere that early balding is genetically inherited so that means my children too will suffer the same fate? God forbid.
My man ought to have a head full of hair well into his 60s, then we start talking about hair loss.

3. "Oju yo Bo" people
I didn't know the English term for this so I had to Google it. It's a Yoruba term for people whose eyes pop out of their sockets like that of a wall gecko. This is also something I don't like in my man.... I want his eyes to be like that of Henry Cahill... Neatly tucked inside and having small slit like opening.

Addition: so I just googled it and it's called prey eyes. I prefer the hunter one since it gives my man a piercing gaze and I just wanna hug him immediately.

4. Eyebrows
A man MUST have thick eyebrows. If you don't, I can't take you seriously

5. Men with bad posture

6. Men who supports man U grin

That last one was a joke but I'm dead serious about the rest. And I'm sure other girls will agree to some up there too.
5 feet 2 inches . You be “Short engine” oooo
CrimeRe: Imo Police Confirm Killing Of Traditional Ruler (Picture) by jumpmasta(m): 5:43pm On Nov 28, 2023
CoronaVirusPro:
What the fvck is wrong with these terrorists!

The Nigerian Armed Forces should take a cue from Israel and start dropping bombs on Imo state. Before the death toll surpasses 10,000, it would have been guaranteed that 1000 IPOB terrorists are dead.
It’s your father’s house they will drop bombs on
PoliticsRe: List Of Panelists At Alaigbo Youth Summit Causes Controversy by jumpmasta(m): 6:00am On Nov 26, 2023
seunmsg:
Ada Anambra’s only crime was not supporting Labour Party. Now, let that sink in. In south east Nigeria, it’s a crime not to support Peter Obi and Labour Party. If they can do this to an Igbo lady, imagine what they will do to a Yoruba person living in the south east who is a supporter of APC? That’s how bigoted those folks her.

In a democracy people should have freedom of choice but not in south east Nigeria. Intolerance and bigotry like this is what others see that make them take extreme measures to protect their region every election cycle. Hopefully, the “I’m Yoruba but” crew are watching. Labour Party and Peter Obi are Igbo power grab agenda and nothing else.

Anyway, the rest of Nigeria are watching and learning. We will respond appropriately at the right time.
Stop being a clown 🤡! That girl talked trash about igbos and is still doing same . You lie a lot
RomanceRe: What Do Women Think When They Do This by jumpmasta(m): 1:39pm On Nov 25, 2023
Gentlelox:
Some time ago, i was in a public place and a lady sitting next to me was obviously staring at me and drawing his face out anytime I turn.

Eventually, she took her phone and started a call with a guy. Discussing over love. I had the feeling the girl was doing it because of me and that it not to drive me away but to show interest in her.

Happened again at the airport. A girl I was sitting next to asked me to get her something politely as i took permission to go get something. When I arrived, she was obviously into me. But then, she brought her phone out and started a video call with another guy. She does it in a way that will make me notice by fire by thunder. After the call, my demeanor changed and I avoided her and I could see the girl somewhat disappointed. From her looks, she was expecting another type of reaction from me.

A lady friend met me and we talked. She wanted relationship and she was into me But then I asked her if she has a boyfriend and she said yes. Then i changed the topic and she could see my interest has changed. So she said it not a serious relationship and she doesn't even know if it a relationship because she doesn't love the guy... She started telling tales. Las las i nor give am line.

These things happened alot. Maybe because they are all up to marriage age. If a girl thinks that chatting or calling another guy would make a guy interested in them, then they need to rethink. Or maybe she just doesn't like me.

What's your opinion on this.
Why don’t you make your move ? Women always look for options even when it’s obvious they are occupied
PoliticsRe: Obi’s Names On NYSC, UNN Certificates Are Different - Arabambi (Apapa Faction) by jumpmasta(m): 8:00am On Oct 13, 2023
GoodLife4live:
That Dullard from agulu can never be my president... Person that went all the way to embarrassed Nigerians on CNN network...
But the drug Barron and certifate forger is your president . You should have some shame
PoliticsRe: Tribunal Sacks LP, Declares APC Winner Of Amuwo-Odofin Assembly Election by jumpmasta(m): 4:42pm On Sep 25, 2023
ItisWell22:
Wahala!

At this pace, e be like sey them go soon sack Alex Otti.
You must be the most devilish human for saying this . Alex Otti is the governor your thieves would never be
CelebritiesRe: Iyabo Ojo Slammed With ₦18M Tax By Lagos Government by jumpmasta(m): 3:05am On Jun 06, 2023
HacheNoire:
The same people that will tell you Nigeria is not like UK.

Common tax, they cannot pay!

Same Obidient that was running her mouth like she is a good citizens and ambassador for change, cannot pay common state tax!

She is just a scam like Peter!
Clown like you , can you pay a 100k tax ?
PoliticsRe: Profile Of Lt Col Nurudeen Yusuf, Tinubu's ADC by jumpmasta(m): 12:03pm On Apr 29, 2023
AdolfHitlerxXx:
grin grin grin

Thank God Tinubu didn't pick from those who flee battle at first gunshot.

Zik, Ojukwu and Kanu... all ran in their wives skirts. Even Peter Obi ran away even before PDP primaries.

Nigeria needs a brave man like BAT as President. Not the effeminate one who will run from Aso Rock when Boko Haram attacks Borno.
Some of you are just good for packaging Menstrual fluid
HealthRe: TINNITUS: Cost of removing auditory nerves in Nigeria. by jumpmasta(m): 10:17pm On Apr 27, 2023
kpakpakpa:
The first one placed my on one drug called betahistine(i forget the correct spelling) for months.

The other one in abj advice i should always engage in exercise and prescribe some simple drugs

The third one told me to continue with the first drug and hope for the best.

The other one wash my ears with an unknown solution, and gave drugs too.

The last i visited suggested an operation, that i will need some test outside the country and a possible inplant in my ears which will cost millions. Lol me wey never see 200k cash for my life, that was when i gave up
The drugs and injection they gave you like chloramphenicol and genticin must have damaged your hearing mechanism. A situation known as Ototoxicity. Causing sensorineural hearing loss with attendant tinitus which can be exhausting . Listen to white noise to drown the tinnitus . It should help you sleep better
FamilyRe: How Do I Forgive Him? by jumpmasta(m): 9:03am On Oct 25, 2022
Registeredguest:
I'm a lady in my mid- twenties, I got married aged 22, (always wanted to marry early) on the second year of our marriage we were blessed with a baby, parked to our house and things were rosy. I have always been a workaholic due to that I have never lack as a young lady in terms of finance.

I have always helped him in his house projects, might not be much 100k, 50k, 20k when need be. I never siphoned my money to myself, as a young lady I envisioned my pretty little family on my head, (3 children, handsome husband and pretty wife with a fine car living happily)

Now to the main problem,I think it all started when he told me he has seen a genuine plot of land that we should buy it together, I told him no, I want the land all by myself I have money to pay for it, (just want to have something tangible for myself alone) he said no problem.He sent me an account number of the seller I sent 600k to the seller.we did the necessary documents and everyone was happy.

After some weeks, I decided to dig around his phone then I discovered that the account I sent the 600k to, refunded 200k back to my husband, woke him up instantly I demanded for an explanation.he story no make sense. I was heartbroken, for months I was hurt...the two families got involved and settled the issue.money I no see...

Ever since this issue happened,the home has not been peaceful, fighting everyday. I find it so difficult to forgive him. I insult him, he insults me, he broke my phone, I break his door...I was demanded for an apology he says
"I'm his wife, no be today man dey collect him wife money, he say woman go build house for him husband no ear no go hear" those things hurt me more... everyday was fight, I parked out,I went to my sister's place,he didn't call, he didn't reach out.

3 weeks after I parked I discovered I was pregnant,and informed him immediately through text.i stayed at my sister's place for 2 months no word from him... I decide to rent my own place,I rented a place and went to his house to park my remaining stuff,I meet him home,as soon as he sees I came with a truck to park my things he knelt down and started begging me...I was like,na today I commot for your house why now? He say he think say I dey play, he no think say I serious like this,for good two months you didn't say anything why now...with enough dragging I parked my things to my new rented apartment... since the day I park till now this man has not allowed me rest,his family members has been calling me to come back home, his dad came from the village to plead on his behalf.


My dad is insisting I should not go back...I'm now 6 months pregnant ,I need a father in my children's life.im finding it difficult to forgive him,I'm struggling within myself to forgive and trust this man again.

How can I let go of the past and move back with him...I decided to pay him a visit on Friday,he was happy I came,he did everything possible to show me he has changed but that feeling of betrayal and hurt is there.i left there this morning with querrell,I know I started the querrell,but I can't just seem to forgive him.please I need your help and advice on this pressing issue of mine.

No insult please, I have cried enough.
Your dad sorry to say is a foolish Man for advising You not to forgive . Well the decision is yours to make
PoliticsRe: Man Begins 425-Kilometre Walk For Tinubu From Gombe To Abuja by jumpmasta(m): 3:35am On Oct 25, 2022
Odewaleadesoye:
VANGUARD
Bandits will soon waylay the clown on the road . Every 4 years , some dumb heads will exhibit their buffoonery for thieving politicians . From drinking gutter water in Kano to landing in ICU as an emergency . This fool will soon come and disturb us with foolishness induced knee arthritis .
HealthRe: A Strange Growth On My Mom's Face by jumpmasta(m): 11:21pm On Jun 09, 2022
LadyRosa:
I think you should first take to a good pharmacy first.I don't think is that bad, hopefully a minor swell.
Take to a good pharmacy ?�� Some of you are clowns �
PoliticsRe: Explosion Rocks Nigerian Army Headquarters In Taraba by jumpmasta(m): 7:54pm On May 11, 2022
Pauldollars:
You're a very local 70yrs old man o.
Every state in Nigeria has an Army and Police headquarters. The National Headquarters are located in the FCT
Stop displaying ignorance . Army HQ is only in Abuja .
FamilyRe: I Walked In On My Parents Having Sex, Now I Feel So Embarrassed. by jumpmasta(m): 7:43am On Mar 12, 2022
posty56:
you talking as if moving out is that easy,I hate myopic minds like you, you Know whether he can afford rent, you Know whether he's emotionally natured to be on his own ?, you know whether he's financially stable? abeg leave am make en grow jor, na una type they cause unnecessary pressure for youth
He cannot afford rent but he can afford a car ?
HealthRe: Snoring Heavily In The Sleep, What Is The Solution. by jumpmasta(m): 12:20pm On Mar 06, 2022
rexfada:
Ask your friend to go check himself for an enlarged adenoid and tonsils. It causes snoring in sleeping
Commoner in children …. Adenoids regresses by 8 to 10 years except a lymphoma is growing there . All the same , good points

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