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HealthRe: Snoring Heavily In The Sleep, What Is The Solution. by jumpmasta(m): 12:18pm On Mar 06, 2022
Chef2000:
There is this roommate of mine and a friend who snores heavily during his sleep.

This is not that normal snoring we experience the one I am talking about is heavy and seems like life is chocking out of him, the snore is heavy that someone living 3 doors away will hear him snoring with ease.

And this snore will begin exactly 30 mins in his sleep it may occasionally stop and then begins again, he doesn't get to hear it because he is fast asleep but it's disturbing me and makes my night restless.

He has talked with one doctor and he gave him some drugs but it didn't work.

Please is there anyone here with a useful information like the drugs he will take or something like that, lets join hands and save a soul.
Is he Overweight ? Does he drink heavily ? Does he sleep on his back ? He has Sleep disordered breathing and obstructive sleep apnea . He needs to visit the Ear nose and throat surgeons for review and management . Uvulopalatopharyngoplasty will be of benefit
HealthRe: Doctor Refused To Pay For My Husband's Physiotherapy Services, Fights Him. by jumpmasta(m): 10:01pm On Feb 16, 2022
Glowww:
Good day all.

My husband is a good and dedicated Physiotherapist, though he has not been so long into the profession. He manages himself now with private practice by treating people in their homes and offering his services to clinics and hospitals who need his services on agreed amount to be paid him as he is yet to get a well paying job in a hospital . He recently got a call from one doctor who owns a clinic around his area for treatment of a patient with physiotherapy case. It was agreed between him and the doctor that he will be paid 5k each day for three times in a week.

On the first day of work, my husband arrived and began treatment. The doctor entered and began asking series of questions about the processes and procedures. After about 20mins, my husband told him that he would like to be given some privacy and concentrate on his patient as he was being distracted. The doctor refused, my husband refused answering further questions; this angered the man. When he was done with the treatment, he requested for his money and the doctor refused.

And argument ensued. He told my husband to leave the hospital, my husband said its until he receives his payment for workdone. He began pushing my husband away and a fight began, he bite my husband in several places. They were later separated. My husband went and treated himself and proceeded to report the case to the police station. The doctor went and reported too.

Note: Some Doctors ask the Physiotherapists these questions while treatment is ongoing because they want to treat the patients themselves and they don't know about Physiotherapy. They end up getting a physiotherapist and after few sessions, they dismiss them with hope that they have learnt, all because of greed. They end up doing a bad job and the patients case keep getting worse.
I told my husband to forget all about it and he said Never, that he worked for it and deserves his pay. I told him i know but justice is hardly gotten in this country.

Note: we recently got married and don't reside in same state because I have a business here and I'm heavily pregnant, i will join him as soon as I get a shop in his location. This case is taking a toll on my bp and I'm so worried. please what can we do? Any other options? Thank you good people.

Mods, please help a worried pregnant woman and her husband.

Thank you.
You assumption about Drs wanting to know about the procedure so they could start doing physiotherapy services is quite myopic and wrong . He has every right to interphase with the professional as he needs to be carried along . Life isn’t that hard
EducationRe: What Class Were You, When You Read This Book? by jumpmasta(m): 9:17am On Feb 16, 2022
Veggieseedies:
Emeka, Nwakamma and Kunle

Reader 6 should be about Gandoki who lives in the land of the jinn "Gandoki Lives in the land of the Jinn""
“I am Gandoki , the father of Garba , Gandoki the war chief of the Muslims . I live a charmed life “
Nairaland GeneralRe: Good Old Days( Pictures) by jumpmasta(m): 1:36pm On Feb 09, 2022
Chummynoni:
Chai!!
Those days wey my mama go keep garri put coins for kulikuli and sugar inside the garri , keep for neigbour house. Those days we dey use magnet find coins inside gutter , go de march the coins inside mud incase the coins don de rust. Those sweet days of bathing outisde freely jingling d*ck like bellcheesy. So many
Chai !!! You brought back memories of those days especially trying to match coin with water to clean it
Jobs/VacanciesRe: FG Approves Grade Level 10 as the public service entry point Of BNSc Nurses by jumpmasta(m): 6:16pm On Jan 29, 2022
Dannyfan:
This should be implemented, nurses work more than most doctors.

Abeg wetin be B.Eng Graduate Engineer entry level?
See how ignorant this one is
PoliticsRe: Jonathan Government Used Bullion Vans To Move N67.2bn From CBN (Throwback] by jumpmasta(m): 1:44pm On Jan 29, 2022
helinues:
Here you have it

This one is even bigger than bullion van. GEJ dey role chartered plane for laundering.

The picture attached below was the picture of a private jet landed at Ekiti airport during GEJ'S tenure. Money to be disbursed for thebEkiti election then.

How about using Oritsejefor private jet to also laundered money? Strike back season 3&4 gave some hints about the Niger Delta militants and the roles some Niger Delta people played ..
This guy is very daft ! This is just a normal practice of moving cash from lagos or Abuja to other states by CBN.
PoliticsRe: Bullion Van: Running An Election Isn't Cheap - Tinubu Support Group by jumpmasta(m): 7:18am On Jan 27, 2022
gbemishile:
So many stupid and senseless questions that irritates the mind.
You all should state where,in the constitution, it is illegal to move money in a bullion van as a private citizen.then we can start talking from there.
All these gibberish are just too irritating
You are the one hopelessly irritating. Just” because you want to eat cow meat , you sucking the p…enis of the cow”. How many people have ever moved Bullion vans a day to election . Even Dangote has not descended this low despite the money he has . You guys are just senseless
PoliticsRe: Bullion Van: Running An Election Isn't Cheap - Tinubu Support Group by jumpmasta(m): 11:09pm On Jan 26, 2022
Exc2000:
cool



Question 1; is it a crime to withdraw any amount from his personal account and bring it in an amoured vehicle to his personal residence?!

Question 2; has Tinubu contested any political position since 2003 Gebernitorial election, or as he been in office since 2007

Question 3; is there any polling unit in the budillion drive Ikoyi compound of Bola Ahmed Tinubu

Question 4; did the people and supporters begging for money outside his gate tell anyone they were coerced or bribe to vote anybody the next day

Question 5; did anybody, Bank, or Company declare or report their Bullion van or Money missing to the Police



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Mad man
HealthRe: Help! My Penis Hole Is Tearing by jumpmasta(m): 3:22pm On Jan 23, 2022
JiniBula6:
Help me!
Is this still gonorrhoea?
I had unprotected sex with a girl in September and I got gonorrhoea.
I treated with some harbs for long time and later went for injection in a phamarcy with some drugs.
After treatment the gonorrhoea symptoms left leaving my penis hole open without pain. For some time now... I complain to the pharmacy and I was told it will close up by itself but up till now it hasn't.
I didn't have sex since September till December 25th when I started again but now I'm steady on a condom.

The whole of my penis is wide open. Today I noticed a little purse coming out again as it became wider. I'm worried.
I've searched online and I learnt it's Gonnocal Urethritis.

But I want to know if anyone here experienced this before... Please help.

Mature Minded Please. No insults
You are about becoming infertile due to complications of poorly treated STI . But you guys will rather die in pharmacies where quacks will fleece you of all your money instead of going to the hospital to see a Dr for proper examination and diagnosis with treatment . Maybe you now have chronic non gonococcal urethritis .
PoliticsRe: Obasanjo Decorates His Son, Adeboye With Rank Of Brigadier General (Picture) by jumpmasta(m): 9:19am On Jan 20, 2022
mkoabiola:
By now he shouldn't b more than a LT colonel

His rank was influenced.

He was course 42
The way you are confidently talking trash ! 41 course just got Major General . Next in line is 42 . Obasanjo is 45th course . They were just promoted to Brig Gen .
RomanceRe: Sex With Ex Girlfriend by jumpmasta(m): 9:08am On Jan 15, 2022
stampo:
Good morning fellow Nairalanders.
This is real matters that needs your advice..

A very close friend of mine has found himself in a confused state and will need best advice on how to handle a critical situation.

This guy is already planning to get married with his girlfriend later this year ...plans going on.
During the last holidays, he ran into his ex girlfriend after a long while, they exchanged number and he invited her over to have a drink then hang out somewhere.

During the course of the meeting one thing lead to another they had sex...this happened 2 months ago.

My friend just got a call from the ex girlfriend that she missed her period and she is pregnant for him..
My friend was like trying to explain to her that he is get married in few months time and has no plans for her as regards marriage.

The ex girlfriend says she is keeping the pregnancy that my friend should do what ever he feels
The issue now how can he tell his girlfriend and parents about it.

Should he stop the planning of the wedding or should he continue with the ex girlfriend ?.

Please your advice on this issue is needed.
He is clearly unwise . No condom , and even if he the condom burst , postinor nko ? People have mind oooo….. raw and unprotected sex in this day and age of Hepatitis and HIv
Jobs/VacanciesRe: How I Was Lured By Gnld by jumpmasta(m): 2:47pm On Jan 11, 2022
IgweBUIKE1:
I got a call from my friend that one guy is inviting him for a photoshoot and I will be paid 7k and I will be shooting like three...

I said okay ..he sent the guys number to me and I called him...I prepared for work and the same time for the shoot,got to the bustop at meiran then put a call across to him he came and lo and behold I saw this haggard looking guy and I was already having double mind.. and I asked him again and he said is for photoshoot that I can even shoot for three different products,with mixed feelings I followed him got to the place and it turn out to be new life gnld...

I told the guy to give me my transport or will make him regret it..only for his senior colleagues to rally around me telling me to wait for the shoot to start..

I got angry left and to the station I went...am still at the station now ..funny enough the guy was saying funny stuff like he want me to succeed that is why he schemed me

Wahala for Monday morning..but trust my vindictive nature.him go see pepper
These guys and girls are everywhere like cockroaches in ilorin . Desperate and persistent. Their girls always get bleeped
PoliticsRe: Ike Ekweremadu Visits Nnamdi Kanu With Some Igbo Leaders by jumpmasta(m): 11:14am On Jan 09, 2022
johnmartus:
Hope kanu still breathing meanwhile no politician in the east both dead and living can save maize Nnamdi kanu from hanging.
Shut that your big mouth
PoliticsRe: Wike Bans Nightclubs, Prostitution In Port Harcourt by jumpmasta(m): 7:07am On Jan 02, 2022
Cyberterror:
Ipobs will hide from this thread but if it happened to be a northern governor giving this order, they will start screaming islamization from the roof tops.
Can this be compared to the Sodomy , hijab prostitution and child Rape rampant in the North ? Stop this hate
PoliticsRe: Gagariga Brothers Become Generals In Nigerian Army by jumpmasta(m): 9:56am On Jan 01, 2022
BJanta:
This is not just enviable history, but engineered and guided history. Would the Senior brother not have helped and guided the junior one to join he army and then propel him through his career? These fruits of nepotism and not any enviable achievements.
If you knew the Gagarigas , you wouldn’t have spewed this trash !
PoliticsRe: Gagariga Brothers Become Generals In Nigerian Army by jumpmasta(m): 9:53am On Jan 01, 2022
Ayomide811:
Ndi meth will see nothing wrong here since it is South south but change the state to Kastina and see them condemning the whole north
You guys are so pathetic . There are two brothers , Maj Gen Etsu Ndagi and now another Maj Gen Etsu Ndagi . No one made any noise . I don’t know why you guys are filled with hatred .
PoliticsRe: Gagariga Brothers Become Generals In Nigerian Army by jumpmasta(m): 9:50am On Jan 01, 2022
dubaino:
*History was made in the Nigerian Army of Thursday, December 30, 2021, when two brothers from the same parents, one the elder and Corps Commander, Nigerian Army Artillery, Major Gen TA Gagariga, decorated his younger brother Teriworie Gagariga with his new rank of Major General.*

*Both siblings also serve in the same corps of artillery hail from Bayelsa State in South-South Nigeria.*

Father from Odi..Community and Mother from Kaiama Town both Bayelsa State.

Congratulations the General Teriworie Gagariga.

Chief Diplomat...



https://www.vanguardngr.com/2021/12/history-as-army-decorates-gagariga-brothers-as-major-generals-from-same-family-same-artillery-corps/
Reminds me of the Ombu family from Bayelsa . May Gen Ombu , Rear Admiral Ombu and Air Vice Marshal Ombu . All now RTD
TravelRe: Andy Uba Lands His Private Jet At Anambra Int'l Airport: Video by jumpmasta(m): 5:07pm On Dec 30, 2021
[s]
Myexdisturbs:
Stolen wealth

Anambra hosts the largest number of low moral individuals like Andy Uba. Home of ritualists and mkpụrụ mmiri addicts . What a useless state tongue
[/s]
And what of your own skull miners state ?
FoodRe: Man Chokes To Death During Eating Contest On Christmas Day In Uganda by jumpmasta(m): 4:26pm On Dec 28, 2021
frankleesehi:
https://hgsmediaplus.com/2021/12/28/man-chokes-to-death-during-eating-contest-on-christmas-day-in-uganda/
No one in the crowd could carry out a basic Hemlichs maneuver . My people perish for lack of knowledge
CareerRe: Two Jobs I Will Advice My Children Against. by jumpmasta(m): 10:44am On Dec 26, 2021
Naijabad:
1. Joining the Nigerian army

2. Being a flight attendant in a Nigerian airline


Both are the easiest way to die young.


What about yours?
It’s a Matter of choice and perception. The military is a way of life for some of us
Jobs/VacanciesRe: How Can A Biochemistry Graduate Become A MLS Professional? by jumpmasta(m): 12:14pm On Dec 25, 2021
Young042galaxy:
All I see is a bittered doctor trying to cause a fight.
Biochemistry is different from Medlab.
1)One is under faculty of natural science while one is in faculty of medical sciences .
2) Biochemistry is 4yrs course while medlab is 5yrs.
3) medlab have knowledge of Anatomy, biochemistry and physiology which biochemistry graduates lack.
Most nurses are clinically sound than physicians and it still won't make them to cut corners to start practicing as a physician.
This is one of the most ignorant posts I have seen on Nairaland today . Biochemistry students also do Anatomy and physiology even more than the MLS students . Then again I wonder how a nurse will be more sound compared to physicians . Is it in picking Grade 4 murmur or diagnosing Ogilvie’s syndrome or even Various VSDs or ASDs . Please take several seats and sit your ass down
NYSCRe: NYSC Backs Army On Detention Of Female Soldier Who Accepted Corper's Proposal by jumpmasta(m): 9:00am On Dec 22, 2021
Iliveforever:
What kind of country do we really have.
So the female soldier should never have joy or doesn’t she have feelings?
She should just quit
Quit and go and work in your farm Abi ? Oni yeye
RomanceRe: Detained Female Soldier Will Be Penalised For Accepting Corper’s Proposal – Army by jumpmasta(m): 6:58am On Dec 20, 2021
chatinent:
I will never support the NA for anything.
That’s your bloody business . But remember , they are dying for you in the NE so that you can sit here and blab rubbish
RomanceRe: Detained Female Soldier Will Be Penalised For Accepting Corper’s Proposal – Army by jumpmasta(m): 6:54am On Dec 20, 2021
DirectTokunbo:
It's because she is a lady and probably some of her superiors were eyeing her.
For those who have done nysc would know that in camp soldiers hit on female corpers regularly, some of them even end up dating and probably getting married it's just we don't hear about it because no one makes a big deal out of it.
This is just a clear show of bitterness by some of her superiors, they want to tell me that something very similar hasn't happened before with a male soldier.
You must be suffering from inferiority complex with this kind of myopic thinking . You think Officers do not have better things to do with their time other than looking at one miserable female subordinate. Think again
RomanceRe: Detained Female Soldier Will Be Penalised For Accepting Corper’s Proposal – Army by jumpmasta(m): 6:48am On Dec 20, 2021
juman:
It might not her fault.
The corper guy made the proposal without her prior knowledge.
Was it also not her fault when she started kissing and romancing the Corper?
RomanceRe: Detained Female Soldier Will Be Penalised For Accepting Corper’s Proposal – Army by jumpmasta(m): 6:47am On Dec 20, 2021
chatinent:
But ishi ukwu, she was not getting married naw. She was only engaged! Many reasons I will never advise my enemy to join the NA. Of course she knew the rules. When has engagement turned her into a wife! What if they planned to wait until after three years? But I see some US soldiers display such affections and they are loved. What should be done to the soldiers videoing too? Aren't they as guilty as her...unprofessionally taking pictures? Or is another oga who wanted to shine congo angry that a potential teagirl has been lost to a “bloody civilian” corper? Una never tire to dey use personnels?

Why una like to kill person joy and only remember rules and regulations on good matters with so much zeal and a yearn to doom it? Was there not rules of engagement during the Lekki night?
In Your naivety and cluelessness , you refused to read all the several offenses she committed .
NYSCRe: Army Arrests Female Soldier Who Was Proposed To By A Corps Member(Pictures). by jumpmasta(m): 8:50pm On Dec 19, 2021
*Nigerian Army clears air on why female Soldier was detained over marriage proposal*

https://www.crimechannels.com/nigerian-army-clears-air-on-why-female-soldier-was-detained-over-marriage-propo
PoliticsRe: Reno: Buhari Has Borrowed More Than All The 14 Presidents Before Him Combined by jumpmasta(m): 8:25am On Dec 19, 2021
benuejosh:
If only Jonathan's government did what was right with our money instead of buying bra up and down.

Notably, Reno, Fayose, Nnamdi Kanu, Fani Kayode and Ortom are brids of a feather. They talk before thinking. No body takes them serious.
Willful ignorance is a bad thing for BMC . A simple google check will show you the EFCC chairman debunking this your useless bra story . Free your mind and stomach from the paltry monthly 30k . I pity you
NYSCRe: Army Arrests Female Soldier Who Was Proposed To By A Corps Member(Pictures). by jumpmasta(m): 5:29pm On Dec 17, 2021
NoToPile:
Interesting so a prospective spouse of a member of the armed forces will be interviews and one can't marry until after 3 years.
The law says , you must apply for marriage and your spouse must be interviewed by your Commander at any level to ensure things are right . It’s the military tradition
NYSCRe: Army Arrests Female Soldier Who Was Proposed To By A Corps Member(Pictures). by jumpmasta(m): 5:25pm On Dec 17, 2021
Hashabiah:
[s][/s] You're a bloody civilian.
If that makes your “miserable skull” sleep better at night . Carry on . I am done educating a “Boot rag “ like you .
NYSCRe: Army Arrests Female Soldier Who Was Proposed To By A Corps Member(Pictures). by jumpmasta(m): 5:22pm On Dec 17, 2021
Hashabiah:
[s][/s] Blood civilian , shut up and learn . The military will do nothing because she has not done anything that's linked to insubordination. What she'll get is a query , and if you check , she was probably told to report to the guardroom as punishment . And that one will only be for 2-3days after which she will be free to her resume duties .
This guy Sha ! Pathetic . You don’t even know the meaning of insurbodination . All the offence listed there , did you see any insurbodination there ? Look at this “clown” calling me a Bloody civilian . Anyways from your write up , it’s easy to deduce that you are a civilian . Go and google who a “ Jumpmaster” is in the military (special forces ) .
NYSCRe: Army Arrests Female Soldier Who Was Proposed To By A Corps Member(Pictures). by jumpmasta(m): 5:19pm On Dec 17, 2021
BABANGBALI:
which civil service? Civil service wey people dey fok for office. Abeg make we hear word
You go and “Bleep” openly in the office and see what happens to you . You guys and your mentality Sha

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