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Food / Re: Cook In Your Kitchen, Take Pictures And Post It Here. SIMPLE! by jumzzy448: 2:12pm On Feb 19, 2018
kennykg:

Address please.. ..i just so love buns, Not had any in years

Moto nor Dey reach my side oo...you go trek grin

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Food / Re: Cook In Your Kitchen, Take Pictures And Post It Here. SIMPLE! by jumzzy448: 10:28pm On Feb 18, 2018
Phewww....had a good laugh...
You guys shouldn’t take kanwulia too seriously. She’s always being like that.
Make una chill with buns biko

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Politics / Re: Valentine Drama: Oluremi Tinubu Calls Dino Melaye "Saraki's Son" (Video) by jumzzy448: 1:11am On Feb 15, 2018
She was just joking...that was really funny though.
Politics / Re: Aisha Buhari Shares A Post Criticising Police On Instagram & Twitter by jumzzy448: 2:24pm On Feb 10, 2018
sunnysunny69:
It's a strategy by her, criticizing her husband so she doesn't get as much criticism from Nigerians.

Everything is a strategy to you people....she do una talk, she no do una go still talk. Humans are insatiable...

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Celebrities / Re: Maryam Charles: "Sex Doll Is Not For Broke Guys" by jumzzy448: 9:54pm On Jan 18, 2018
donstan18:
This one go pain ladies ooo , grin grin grin e go pepper dem scara grin grin grin

But wait oo, why e de pain dem self , grin grin when they were using Love Machine, vibrators, banana, cucumber, carrot, pencil and tubers of yam, did we complain?, they never knew we were serving a living God! grin grin

Now, God dn answer our prayers with a 3D sex doll, and the are complaining grin grin ... I even heard you can use sex dolls as Power Bank ... asin, if u de bang am, ur phone go de chargegringrin

Kai, see bad market for them, grin grin It's so funny to see how women are being intimidated and triggered with a common toy, ordinary toy

Funny set of people who wants men everyday but will pretend they don't, grin grin I even heard feminists are now saying that they can cook and clean the house
, they even said that small dicks are the best cheesy

I even heard that a man sneezed at Lagos and 5 ladies rushed him with first aid box to ask if he was okay grin grin Kai ... Power of sex doll grin grin

If a man fart, his Bae will rush him and say "Baby I'm so sorry, did the fart wound your nyash grin grin

Kai see damage control grin grin ... I even heard that sex dolls can give you barrow style, samsung style, shatte wale style, Nokia styles, Aba style, Monkey pox style and mosquito style. grin

Oluwa has done it grin grin

DJ, please play WO for me and my men dem, mk we dance jare grin grin

Oya WO, Sexy dolly dolly, WO!!
Awon omo tikaDolly, WO!!!
Ma lo Dollykibo, WO!!!

grin grin you are a comedian
Food / Re: Cook In Your Kitchen, Take Pictures And Post It Here. SIMPLE! by jumzzy448: 11:57pm On Jan 12, 2018
Shiken grin

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Food / Re: Cook In Your Kitchen, Take Pictures And Post It Here. SIMPLE! by jumzzy448: 11:56pm On Jan 12, 2018
Salad

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Food / Re: Cook In Your Kitchen, Take Pictures And Post It Here. SIMPLE! by jumzzy448: 11:56pm On Jan 12, 2018
Fried rice

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Food / Re: Cook In Your Kitchen, Take Pictures And Post It Here. SIMPLE! by jumzzy448: 3:15am On Jan 02, 2018
Poundo and egusi soup.

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Food / Re: Cook In Your Kitchen, Take Pictures And Post It Here. SIMPLE! by jumzzy448: 3:14am On Jan 02, 2018
Bagel and coffee for breakfast .

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Food / Re: Cook In Your Kitchen, Take Pictures And Post It Here. SIMPLE! by jumzzy448: 7:58pm On Dec 17, 2017
Poundo and vegetable soup.

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Food / Re: Cook In Your Kitchen, Take Pictures And Post It Here. SIMPLE! by jumzzy448: 7:55pm On Dec 17, 2017
Sunday stew....very delicious

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Celebrities / Re: Chinedu Ikedieze (AKI) Celebrates His 40th Birthday Today by jumzzy448: 12:20pm On Dec 12, 2017
NwaAmaikpe:
shocked


I still remember his humble days back in Enugu around 1998/1999. Folks didn't believe he was in a tertiary institution.. When students struggled for buses from Campus 2 to IMT, they always offered to lap him.
That was about when he got an entry into Enugu Nollywood.

Happy birthday Chinedu
It's been a long time coming,
Fame and fortune yet no inner happiness;
such a wasted 40 years.

And to believe people are liking your comment....smh.
Happy birthday Aki, greater things ahead.

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Career / Re: Mother And Son Called To Bar Same Day (Photos) by jumzzy448: 11:40pm On Dec 09, 2017
grin
DOUBLEWAHALA:
I fried dodo

grin grin grin
Family / Re: My Wife Saved A Male Number With A Female Name by jumzzy448: 11:07pm On Dec 04, 2017
@op, pls continue the story....

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Food / Re: Cook In Your Kitchen, Take Pictures And Post It Here. SIMPLE! by jumzzy448: 6:29pm On Dec 01, 2017
Hot hot.....

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Education / Re: Yoruba Language Classroom by jumzzy448: 11:12pm On Nov 20, 2017
Can someone please tell me the meaning of elese osi. There is a saying that some people are elese osi.
Travel / Re: Lies Of Nigerians Living In America by jumzzy448: 12:15am On Nov 18, 2017
wonlasewonimi:
The way exceptionally rich people live in Nigeria is the way ordinary low income people live in the US.

Case closed. You've said it all.

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Politics / Re: Governor Yahaya Bello's Son With Cerebral Palsy Pictured by jumzzy448: 10:51pm On Oct 20, 2017
NwaAmaikpe:
shocked

Most of us didn't know Yahaya Bello's 'mumuism' was in his DNA.

They should put the son up for adoption or hide him in the closet.
Or maybe he is as daft as Dino says.

How low you could go, the fact that people read your post ,laugh over it and move on doesn't mean you should be inconsiderate when making comment on a matter as sensitive as this. I guess you are either a young boy/girl but know that someday you will be a father/mother. I pray you don't experience something like this.

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Food / Re: Cook In Your Kitchen, Take Pictures And Post It Here. SIMPLE! by jumzzy448: 9:43pm On Oct 15, 2017
First pic...ewa agoyin

Second is bologna and cheese sandwich...went down with hot coffee.

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Food / Re: Cook In Your Kitchen, Take Pictures And Post It Here. SIMPLE! by jumzzy448: 3:29pm On Oct 12, 2017
babythug:


Lemon? That's a new one! Will try it out soon hopefully

It's just to give it the sour taste.
Food / Re: Cook In Your Kitchen, Take Pictures And Post It Here. SIMPLE! by jumzzy448: 3:01pm On Oct 12, 2017
babythug:


Could you please share your method? Tried it once but it never solidified!!!

Yea sure.
From the quantity I got, I used....

2 cups of corn starch
2 725 ml of water. That is 1450 ml.
2 teaspoon of lemon (optional).

Method....

Put your corn starch in a pot, add the water. Mix very that there are no lumps in it.
Put it on fire , medium heat, then you start stirring. Start stirring immediately cause you don't want no lump in it. If it starts forming lump, reduce the heat.
Keep stirring till it solidifies. Add your lemon and continue stirring like you are making amala.
Once you have that thickness, add a little water and cover it to cook for like ten minute.
Then you start stirring again till everything comes together.

To know if it's ready, take a little and put in a cup of cold water, if it stays solid, that means it's ready. If it comes apart, leave a little longer to cook.

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Food / Re: Cook In Your Kitchen, Take Pictures And Post It Here. SIMPLE! by jumzzy448: 2:45pm On Oct 12, 2017
Lalas247:

What greens did you use.

Collard greens

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Food / Re: Cook In Your Kitchen, Take Pictures And Post It Here. SIMPLE! by jumzzy448: 12:17am On Oct 12, 2017
Homemade eko....made with cornstarch.

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Food / Re: Cook In Your Kitchen, Take Pictures And Post It Here. SIMPLE! by jumzzy448: 12:16am On Oct 12, 2017
Enjoy...collard green vegetable soup.

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Health / Re: Men, Would You Allow Your Gynecologist Friend Attend To Your Pregnant Wife? by jumzzy448: 2:35pm On Oct 04, 2017
Hmmm.....health comes first please. There was a time I was having a discussion with the matron of a hospital and we talked about male doctors checking a female Patient private. Her response made me have a change of mind.

She was like, do you know how many vag1na a doctor sees in a day? So why do you think the doctor will be so bothered or moved? She said ' look, doctors are only doing their jobs'.

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Nairaland / General / Re: Name The Bad Habit That You Have Been Trying To Stop by jumzzy448: 11:04pm On Oct 03, 2017
Picking my nose and eating my nails cheesy
Foreign Affairs / Re: Las Vegas - Mandalay Bay Shooting Updates (Photos, Video) by jumzzy448: 2:45pm On Oct 02, 2017
zcee:
a name has been mentioned, he is a Muslim...u people will neva admit dat terrorists always com from ur religion

Wowww.....so Stephen Paddock is now a Muslim name


May the souls of the departed Rest In Peace. This is so so sad.

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Celebrities / Re: Check Out My Pics , Hope I’m Not Too Sexy For You All (pics) by jumzzy448: 7:18pm On Oct 01, 2017
Ayamma lipsrsealed
Politics / Re: We Have Spent N50bn Taking Care Of Benue Flood Victims – Gov Ortom by jumzzy448: 7:27pm On Sep 24, 2017
This governor brain don dey lick. I just pray our youths become more sensible come 2019. Nough said.
Food / Re: Cook In Your Kitchen, Take Pictures And Post It Here. SIMPLE! by jumzzy448: 7:15pm On Sep 17, 2017
Emmafly:


dear bamee,
I haven't registered on Amazon.
I send through my local freight agent to any country in the world.
I am willing to do business on such platform because this is the only business I have and want to expand it .
but I can always learn from you on how to go about it to sell to you if you don't mind the stress.
please chat me on whatsapp , 2348183549869.


How much is it for shipping to the US?
Family / Re: Today's Experience Changed My View On Domestic Violence by jumzzy448: 7:07pm On Sep 17, 2017
tosyne2much:
You nailed it bro.

I also used to call men all sort of derogatory names when it comes to domestic violence not until I witnessed it on various occasions. I remember a similar thing happened to someone that was like a brother to me. As gentle and clam as he was, I was so amazed when he told me her beat his life shocked and I was curious to know what transpired

According to him, he said the lady had been frustrating him, calling him all sort of derogatory names and how she turned him to a subject of mockery in the neighbuorhood. He said he got furious and decided to chill out and come back later and the wife grabbed him, locked him on the neck, locked the door and threw the key out of the window. This got him mad and he didn't know when he lost his temperament and landed a slap on her face


Things are happening out there my brother. Only those who have not witnessed these things always blame men for it

I'm a sis cool

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