christinao i love you so very mush and because of you, i neva sleep since 10:30pm yestaday i begin to browze. According to you, i love you so (Love is like the rain, at first, you go out into it willingly and dance, but once you are soaked down to the skin, you realize how cold it can truly be, and Suppose one morning you don't wake up. Do all your friends know you love them? I was thinking, a man could die today, tomorrow or next week, and wondered if I had any wounds needing to be healed, friendships that needed rekindling or three words needing to be said. Let every one of your friends know you love them. Even if you think they don't love you back, you would be amazed at what those three little words and a smile can do. And just in case God calls me home. I LOVE YA!!! Send this to anyone you love, and send it back to me if you truly love me). Abeg make you dey post more of these joke for the sakes of people like me wey dey enjoy you. No mind spikelord wey say you copy him joke, abi they stamp him name for the joke or wetin? Make e go report you to Nigerian home video, abi you sure say tis guy himself no be photocopy of one creature from aj city?

adeyemi78 please i am still on this qyestion. i dont seem to get the root properly, i need to know the ans later on becos i like the question, it has a common ans.dont 4get to let me know the ans

ou authentic is is this news becos i applied for the job too and they have not said anything not even on their site.Guy please be well informed b4 oming to this place.we are humans not mamals.

na warri or edo girl you be? i am so ashamed of you becos its people like you that show us the bad part of women and then go behind and say we are not ROMANTIK. how can you follishly ask this kind of question, did your mum triple date to produce you? Y not tell us that you are a cheat yourself or that you have three rich monkeys (MUGU 1, MUGU 2 & MUGU 3) taking care of you and you dont know how to tell the one you love most that he is the one you want. Just die this case abd enjoy the lots you are getting afterall they are all mugus. But you will be a bigger mugu when they dump you for their life partners,

osegwu u talk tru. this guy need to consult psychia. she is married and that is is, abi make she leave her house come meet you. If na so why you neva marry for the 5 yrs wey una no see each other.
This is suposed to be a solution site for nigerians not a site to silly stupid nonsense posters like this.if you want to wash your dirty undies, go to JERRY SPRINGER SHOW. Nigerians are very decent peolpe who are not proud of their crimes but cover it and deal with it.

Girls fall for what they want.And what they want, they cant really tell now but fantasize like the Egun woman who needs a 12inches , , and the pretty ones who need good looking, intelligent, cahrismatik and ,
What women and men want in the opposite sex and eventually fall foer is really best known to them.
Maybe the author want these ladies to let the cat out of the bag so he can go home and begin to inject what the ladies say they need into his system so he can be accepted the more. Guy, just be yourself abd they will come if you have a great personality.

adeboo you are a very sincere person and i prt that no man will use you as a wrag. What is the level of mess he is in?is it that bad abd has he explained it to you?if he has and you can cope with it, then take the risk but endeavour to open up to him your heart feelings and fear at every level of your affair. You are not judgementl and thats a sure way that you are on a good track to being a 1daful spouse or friend. Please, try to kkep us on naijaland.com posted so that we could help or contact us privately.bye there,

nuzo and manspirit, i for like to see una make i we just dey do our thing. Una talk like men no be woMen.nuzo i belif that thing wey you talk to the fullest (In Nigeria, the defination of being romantic by 95% of ladies na MR BIGGS, TANTERLIZER, MR FANS, CRUNCHES, SILVERBIRD GALLERIA, RECHARGE CARDS, TRIPING IN FRON OF THE CAR, MONEY TO CHANGE HER WARD ROB, NEW H/BAG;SHOE:HEAD TIE FOR GHOST WEDDINGS, etc).
manspirit that answer na Bayo. he is more romntik than Oluchi
dr erudite if you be guy for naija, revisit the masculine dictionary of west africa and naija in particular; you have a wrong notion of being romantik.You dont learn it becos you want to impress a lady but you live it.
nevertheless, there are VERY VERY VERY VVVVVVVEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRYYYYYYYYYYYY good ladies who do not fall into our description. Nigerian men are actually very romantik if what you mean is a man who loves you, cares, is there for you, spends for you like hajifish and breaks kaws for your sake. but if what you mean is a man who would date/marry you and NEVA tell you when you get off course or correct you but stays up night liking your sore legs and pussy with his tongue, you beta go to your village and get a houseboy you will pay for that. We have EGO, PRIDE AND INTEGRITY AS MEN MADE BY GOD,

Bros, u said girlfriend abi, na how you want am. Help came in many ways (age na jst #, it doesnt mata, love na wetin dey needed, your love na umbrella e go reduce her age by Squard d one she carry pass you,etc). But i subscribe to what this bab (Everbright) talk, "If it eventually leads to marriage, get ready to spend becos at 1st delivery, she would add about 5-10yrs to her original age and in a few years, her IQ will be too much for your". I advice that you shouldnt waist her time if you are a wise guy with concience, just let her go b4 she paints you HEART BREAKER when all her hopes have been sealed by your so called freaful love. Guy, make a wise choice and be bold to stand up to your desires and heart  need,

What do you mean by "HE JUST KISSED YOU?" Did you respond? Did you like it? Did you resist or refuse him? Did he force himself on you becos if you didnt like or invite him and he did it without your concent then its a case of assault? If you cant answer these and more other questions relating this incident, then you are as guilty as the case sounds and i dont think that any reasonable man/guy should give a helping hand to such a sister who would perpetrate such an act of infidelity in relationship and still ask "SHOULD I TELL MY BOYFRIEND" these are the same people who would go to our backs and say ALL MEN ARE THE SAME "CHEATS, WICKED AND ANIMALS". Abeg make una talk beta thing make we deliberate upon, I'M OUT,

Honey please just let him go just as we all here have been saying. But listen to this testimony i heard some years ago "A woman was so devoted to this man of his choice and they were both christians and she was very okay. After marital promises and proporsal, the man jilted the girl and made away with another lady. She broke up for a long time and eventually got married to an big ranking Army guy. The wedding was over and the day they were to go to the man's personal house, the driver of this her army husband was the man that jilted her". It is men like these who paint we the innocent, good-looking, loving and faithful Nigerian guys bad. Tho he's not in the country and you loved him with all yur heart and was FAITFUL to him but he paid you by breaking your innocent heart without a sound reason, GET OVER IT AND POSSIBLE GET A BETA PESON, HE WILL SOON BE YOUR GATEMAN.

MALABITES & MALABRESSES THE WAY WE READ IN THAT SCHOOL, EVERY DEPARTMENT IN THE FACULTY OF SCIENCE AND COLLEGE SHOULD BOAST OF @ LEAST 10 EXTRA ORDINARY STUDENTS WITH OUTSTANDING PERFORMANCE.BUT LECTURERS LIKE THE ONES WE HAVE IN FACULTY OF SCIENCE [(DR. G A UDOFIA,MR ISAAC,MR WILLIAMS{WOMANISER}, MISS ENO) ALL OF MATH STATS/COMPUTER DEPT AND THOSE FROM CHEM, ETC. INSTAED OF KILLING OURSELVES EVEN THO SAY ME DON FINISH, MAKE UNA TIDY THOSE LECTURERS AND BABS WEY DEY GIVE UNA HEADACHE.I wish you all a safe sail as you return to school this May. dont let the BASTARDOS push you into any trap where you'l be wanted,

mathways, na wa 4 u oh, even if na fisha man dey here so e for still see say you na man wey chop beta frog come go beta school.Sha like you talk, na noly the LIONS & LIONESS of Uni Cal fit cap and definately oly the deckers fit sail safely. Agbe, you are very tru,
MALABITES & MALABREAST OR MALABRESSES, DIS NA XYZ but always a malabite is a malabite. Aluta Continua