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@zerocool

Yo mama so fat she goes to a resturant, looks at the menu and says "okay!", she so fat when she has wants someone to shake her hand, she has to give directions!

@ georgiobob

Yo mama so fat people jog around her for exercise
Yo mamma so fat you have to roll over twice to get off her,

@ YUNG OBIE

Yo mama so ugly when she joined an ugly contest, they said "Sorry, no professionals."
Yo mama so ugly she made an onion cry.

SORRY I WAS WRITING EXAMS, NOW I'M BACK AND GONNA DISS ALL DOSE NIGGAS MAMAS ONE BY ONE
FIRST UP

@ BIG MODO
Yo mama so stupid that she puts lipstick on her head just to make-up her mind

Yo mama so stupid you have to dig for her IQ!

got lyrics like a natural disaster
a tornado blazin thru the pasture
like a volcano bout to erupt
bitch Im not a little hick up
cant scare me out of yo system or use an anti virus
my lines be bloomin like a Japanese iris
no matter the weather or time of season
there is no room for any treason
our rhymes will make you feel the humidity
just wait and see your vulnerability
rhymes like a sponge so feel the absorption
we ain no easy fix like havin an abortion
deez lines will pull you in like gravity
so listen to what i say from my oral cavity
spittin rhymes makin yo self feel like you in a vortex
use the part of yo brain called the auditory cortex.

@ WHOEVER

got lyrics like a natural disaster
a tornado blazin thru the pasture
like a volcano bout to erupt
bitch Im not a little hick up
cant scare me out of yo system or use an anti virus
my lines be bloomin like a Japanese iris
no matter the weather or time of season
there is no room for any treason
our rhymes will make you feel the humidity
just wait and see your vulnerability
rhymes like a sponge so feel the absorption
we ain no easy fix like havin an abortion
deez lines will pull you in like gravity
so listen to what i say from my oral cavity
spittin rhymes makin yo self feel like you in a vortex
use the part of yo brain called the auditory cortex.

shaz, how did sauron become a moderator, i dont get it.

no second round pls, chamotex won this hands down, let the next tourney start, so i can win it

i give this to ibime, hands down, this is the first rap ive seen of u,u deserve third place, pity i was on holz wen this competition started, ibime well done

to efk, sey up a battle thread. efk vs J UNIT, lemmie destroy u

ARSENAL HAS ALWAYS HAD AN EDGE OVER EVERTON IN RECENT YEARS, WE NEED TO TAKE OUR CHANCES, WITH THE CURRENT FORM OF ROBIN THIS SHOULDNT BE A PROBLEM, LETS HOPW WE KEEP THE DEFENCE OF TOURE AND GALLAS, THEN I'LL BE CONFIDENT WE WOULDN'T LICK IN A GOAL, BUT THIS IS MY PREDICTION EVERTON 0- 2 ARSENAL

PREDICTE LINE UP:

ALMUNIA

SAGNA TOURE GALLAS CLICHY


EBOUE DENILSON DIABY NASRI


VAN PEPE ADEBAYOR

66TH MIN EBOUE OUT BENDTNER IN

72ND MIN DIABY OUT, SONG IN

i see this rap battles thread hasnt lost its touch of fighting, dammm

008 the year i steeped into this rap thread, made a name for myself, see yall 009

girls so sweet. i'm sorry. but you whack, i know u new and all to this thread, that's not a good way to eneter this thread, spit something realler please, u need serious work

@ big mumu

Yo mama so poor she can't afford to pay attention!

big modo, u wack dog, just give up, u in da wrong thread, u dont even know howta rhyme, nigga step down.it'll be a waste of my time to battle you

show me waht you got, x ray, put an 8 bar, so we can judge

nigga, u wanna be me dog, i ain't gonna go low to ur level, keep trying homie, u'll get there soon ,

nt bad kid

arsenal okeke, the arsenal okeke, the arsenal okeke, arsenal okekke, ARSENAL

yeah big brother naija 2 wouldn't be a bad idea, ricco mite not win at this rate since he is in that green rum click

@ whackalele

I come with power to “defeat”, you gon need a MIC 2 STOP IT//
I’ll probably stomp on you unintentionally cuz you MI-CRO-SCOPIC//
Your “Rhymes a Joke” lemme guess, you couldn’t “find the scope”?//
I’ll have you left just like your rhymes, cause your Rhymes is Broke//
Imma Design your face just like a Kaleidoscope//
If you anger me, my daggers gonna COLLIDE-with ya-THROAT//
You act famous, maybe on your corner where you BUY~the~DOPE//
But round here? I couldn’t find you with a MICROSCOPE//
Sorry Kid, I really wish I could say I~SEE~YOU//
But only time I do is when you in the I.C.U//Intensive Care Unit
When It comes 2 Rhymin I don’t care Christain, Catholic, Or Anglican//
I’ll have u stunned so bad you’ll stand just like a MANICAN//
I’m so hott, yet so cold, im like Jesus was//(Powerful)
Only time u coulnd’t feel me’s under ANESTHESIA//
When I talk I won’t take it back, cause what I say, I meant it//
You better believe Im from I.B that makes me SO AUTHENTIC//I.B a.k.a IllBattle
SO basically I don' understand why u wanna b facing me//
Im worth about 10 times more then your ACV//
So tell me is it really me that your tryna battle?//
10 cents your ACV, which is your ACTUAL CASH VALUE//(Check the Dictionary)
I come in “storming”, “LovePeddler, this” is Me, Im like a GLOBAL WARMING//
SO Beware makalele cause this IS your ONLY~WARNING

feel free

a 40, u wack

well crude yo mamma so fat, she it takes her 30 yrs to turn around

Bleep u makavele, piece of shit

too late negro

ksmallz u are whcker than crude is.