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Rap BattlesRe: 2 Lines To Diss The Person Above You by JUNIT1(m): 4:19pm On Oct 17, 2008
pls hush, fagot, u ain't got no game
your well known whackness is what gets you fame
i coulp spit better than you even if i'm tame
go grab your crutches, hommie your rap is lame
Rap BattlesRe: How Many Of You Can Battle Shaz? by JUNIT1(m): 4:06pm On Oct 17, 2008
shaz isnt a pus*y,nah she a flumsy
baby, running up and down to munny
for some breast milk,wishing she had a strong dick
so she can say f* uck withouth feeling like a mock
shaz, i got you down,under me, yeah you know what i mean
na changed my mind, don't wanna commit sucide, like your husband did
yes shaz is a tight rapper, but her speciality is making d*cks tighter
shaz, how much for a nite?, so i can withdraw a check from my banker
Rap BattlesRe: Makavele Vs J Unit by JUNIT1(op): 3:59pm On Oct 17, 2008
privates= d*ck
Rap BattlesRe: Makavele Vs J Unit by JUNIT1(op): 3:58pm On Oct 17, 2008
i make em rain like i'm a low trough
nigga this battle bout to get rough
i'm bout to put this nigga into a deep recession
bring him back up, down again, coz alittle confusion
i got the whole of your whackness on the palm of my hand
squeeze it ,drink it and taste the bitterness off your own hand
let me whip up a little cocktail, it's called rapology
drink it, you'll get a feeling of reflexology
u feel that, i could sing ur deat warrant with my mouth
bury you once and for all with my tounge
who needs bullets when J unit can destroy you
this isn't cockiness, this is brilliance at it's highest level
nigga runnig to his mama for some breast milk
if you wanna know how to get strong, hommie first get a dick
nigga spit back, let the whole world see your whackness
or are you stil at the streets of oshodi, running your madness?
Rap BattlesRe: Makavele Vs J Unit by JUNIT1(op): 3:26pm On Oct 17, 2008
crude for a party piece, start a new thread, crude vs Junit vs mackalele
Rap BattlesRe: If I Don't Make It - Cypher by JUNIT1(m): 6:20pm On Oct 16, 2008
ksmalls, you so lame you need crutches
Rap BattlesRe: Makavele Vs J Unit by JUNIT1(op): 6:05pm On Oct 16, 2008
this is the battle of all battle, whackele you wanna continue?
Rap BattlesRe: "star Warz - The Pro Elite Version " by JUNIT1(m): 6:53am On Oct 15, 2008
greatn tourney, can't decide winner yet
Rap BattlesRe: "star Warz - The Pro Elite Version " by JUNIT1(m): 4:27pm On Oct 13, 2008
respect shaz and brid, yeah it was a great battle, hannibal, big ups.may best netcee win.
Rap BattlesRe: "star Warz - The Pro Elite Version " by JUNIT1(m): 4:35pm On Oct 10, 2008
[color=Black]Ladies and Gentlemen, stand up, it is J UNIT
Star wars pro elite, let me start off this tourney with sauron’s defeat
When I spit, NIGGAZ get sore(sau), when I spit NIGGAZ start to run(ron)
Let me mix up a rap cocktail, it’s called the elimination of sauron
Went to rap school, came out with straight A’s, nigga u a drop out
I’ve raised the bar already, nigga you gonna fall out
Kid, you ain’t got no game, no flow, no hoes, and no dough
Sauron cant you see, you might as well go home
My lyrics are like medicine, it would heal you from your lyrical disease
I know my lyrics are tight, but damm, did you have to self-service next to this
Your system about to shutdown, after reading this,my rap is a virus
You don’t need to Bleep any guy, to contact this, gay
nigga watch your back, J unit’s wrath could haunt you at anytime
this ain’t boasting, nigga, my rap tastes better than old wine
In just 16 bars, I’ve made this nigga despondent
Shaz, Brid, who my next whack opponent[/color]
Rap BattlesRe: "star Warz - The Pro Elite Version " by JUNIT1(m): 4:01pm On Oct 09, 2008
yah, i think his name is ksmallz.
Rap BattlesRe: "star Warz - The Pro Elite Version " by JUNIT1(m): 3:53pm On Oct 09, 2008
i confirmed late on wednesday, so thy are waiting for someone i can battle, and i think there someone, he confirmed on the prelims thread, i just can't remember his name
Rap BattlesRe: The Intro-"star Warz Pro Elite Version" by JUNIT1(m): 3:54pm On Oct 08, 2008
[b]YEP, IT'S J UNIT UP IN THIS BIT**

BRING IT ON NETCESSSS. CONN FIRMEDDDD[/b]
TV/MoviesRe: Uti Fan Club(ufc) by JUNIT1(op): 3:37pm On Oct 03, 2008
TV/MoviesRe: Uti Fan Club(ufc) by JUNIT1(op): 3:31pm On Oct 03, 2008
cmon, you mean to tell me that uti has no fans, or are you just being dum, how do you expect him to stay this sunday.
TV/MoviesRe: Big Brother Africa III (3): Official Thread by JUNIT1(op): 4:02pm On Oct 01, 2008
you guys are reading those strap lines, those msgs are all coming from sa, just vote munya out, all you stingy guys, it's not that expensive, especially thru the net just vote munya out
TV/MoviesRe: Big Brother Africa III (3): Official Thread by JUNIT1(op): 5:42pm On Sep 29, 2008
hwsit going peeps, J UNIT IN THE BIULDING!!!!

IT'S MY WEEKLY TOP TEN HIGHLIGHTS

1) yeah, uti stays, thanks to africa and everyone who voted.

2)uti's trantum?relax people, the guy had a lot of emotions running thru his head(being saved, lucille going, he consoling lucille not to cry that she wouldn't go, and that it was between he and rico, finnaly seeing lucille go), you would also vent some frustration as well.

3)munya wants to leave the show, thanks buddy, just get nominated and we will bootn your mugabe butt out the house, even lucille said that ther is no chance of munya and lucille getting together, do you guys all remember the first day lucille came into the house, did you see the boyfriend of lucille saying goodbye to her on the stage, yah,nw you know why lucille cannot and didnot have anything to do with the housemates.

4)it's nomination again today, mimi of course is our prime target, but you never know what those guys are thinking in the house, i think tk would be nominated, uti should receive at least two votes, hazel could get a few, sheila a few as well, ricco, perhaps, but i generally think it would be tk, mimi and sheila, and ofcourse tk would replace himself and put uti, that would be nice,

5)mimi was crying like a baby dat has just come out of her mother's womb yesterday, guess what she was crying about,,, that tk put lucille of all people, her's what the housemates failed to understand, there was noone that tk would have replaced himself with that would have not gone out, it simple, uti and ricco are just too strong, that's the potential final 2, and you expect boring old lucille to be saved, what do those housemates think we are watching here, history cannel? abeg o.

6)sheila, tk, sheila tk, sheila tk, hehehehehe, you guys are enjoying yourself abi, ok, is it bcoz tk is head of house or something, he has sucessfully played with both tawana and sheila's mind, becoming more closer to sheila of late, well guess what, he is gonna drag sheila out with him, sorry sheila, it's not you it's tk's fault, you guys can go party in kenya for the rest of your life and see what you acheive after that.

7) if thami nominates uti today, then i'll officially confirm that nija-sa beef, i mean uti and thami have been best of friend os late, i don't see any reason why anyone of them shud nominate each other, lets just wait and see tonights outcome.

cool guys watch out for tawan, de gal dey play de game o, don't be fooled, look at how she wanted to find out all the details from uti yesterday, she wants to know what everyone is thinking, then use it against them, watch that botswanan chick she's no good, same goes for hazel

9) WHO IS RICO'S NEXT TARGEThuhhuh

10) who was uti refering to yesterday when he said that some people couldn't look at his face when the three nominees where going to the glass house? i'll answer that thank you, MIMI O, but i think he shuda expected her(by the way part of why mimi was crying was because she was vexed that uti was stayin, in are opinion she thinks if she was put in there, she wasn't gonna be evicted) i've got one word for you mimi, ODE,
TV/MoviesRe: Uti Fan Club(ufc) by JUNIT1(op): 5:15pm On Sep 29, 2008
uti for life.ufc
TV/MoviesRe: Uti Fan Club(ufc) by JUNIT1(op): 6:48am On Sep 29, 2008
yeah
TV/MoviesRe: Uti Fan Club(ufc) by JUNIT1(op): 3:59pm On Sep 26, 2008
uti fans only.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Arsenal Fan Thread: For Gunners Only (Old) by JUNIT1(m): 12:07pm On Sep 26, 2008
arsenal arsenal arsenal.
TV/MoviesRe: Big Brother Africa III (3): Official Thread by JUNIT1(op): 11:52am On Sep 26, 2008
tk is the new head of house? for lack of better word, shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiitttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttt!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
TV/MoviesRe: Uti Fan Club(ufc) by JUNIT1(op): 11:35am On Sep 26, 2008
uti the man

Rap BattlesRe: Edosioo's Murder ''2008 Most Credible' Battle Rap Tournament. Entries Now Open by JUNIT1(m): 11:34am On Sep 26, 2008
ediosoo, tht wasnt fair, you killed the spirit of this torney with that ish
TV/MoviesUti Fan Club(ufc) by JUNIT1(op): 11:21am On Sep 26, 2008
This is a forum for all uti fans, kind of a wensite dedicated to the naija gut in the big brother house, here uti fans can disuss about how he is doing, what he should do, who to vote out next in the best interest of uti.

GUYS LETS DO WHAT WE CAN DO TO HELP[b] UTI[/b] WIN!!!



Uti BBA III

GENDER: Male
AGE: 25
LOCATION: ,Nigeria
HOMETOWN: Lagos
OCCUPATION: Student and Model
DESCRIPTION: Outgoing and vibey
LIKE: Chelsea Football Club
I DISLIKE: people going through my stuff, liars, manual labour and arrogant people.
STILL TO DO THIS YEAR: Win Big Brother Africa III
MY FAVOURITE QUOTE IS: Those who dare to fail miserably are the ones who often succeed greatly.
MY MOTTO: “Happiness is a state of mind and it usually begins with a choice. ”
WHAT I'D DO WITH R1 MILLION: Do my part to help the disadvantaged and then invest.

TV/MoviesRe: Big Brother Africa III (3): Official Thread by JUNIT1(op): 6:45am On Sep 26, 2008
every viewer deep down do not want uti to go, they just see him as a threat to their countries representative, uti going nowhere this week.ufc
Foreign AffairsRe: South African President Mbeki Formally Resigns by JUNIT1(m): 4:47pm On Sep 23, 2008
noone wants zuma as president in this country, he allergedly raped a girl, and he's stil involed in a long court case regarding this issue, that was one of the reasons mbeki quit.this is bad for SA
TV/MoviesRe: Big Brother Africa III (3): Official Thread by JUNIT1(op): 4:31pm On Sep 23, 2008
1)people, stop yabbing uti, we all know you are supporting Uti, you guys are just yabbing him unnecessarily.

2) naija, lets unite and vote lucille out, simpe as that, dont waste your airtime tryna vot rico out.

3) i hate mimi.she thinks she is such a strong housemate, i think she'll set the big brother record, if she gets nominated, she'll get 13 votes(yes even Ghana would vote her out)

4)again vote Lucille Out.

5) LETS TRY AND SEND MORE SMS'S TO THE SHOW AS NIGERIANS, MOST OF SMS'S ARE FROM SOUTH AFRICA, AND OF COURSE BECAUSE OF THAMI, THEY WANT UTI OUT, AND THEY ARE TRYING TO INFLEUNECE THE REST OF AFRICA

6) ALSO AT THE END OF EACH SMS, PLS WRITE UFC, PLEASE, LETS PROMOTE THAT BRAND(UFC),PEOPLE LIKE TO BE ASSOCIATED WITH POPULAR FAN CLUBS, PEOPLE MOVE ON WITH IT.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Premier League Results by JUNIT1(m): 5:41pm On Sep 22, 2008
for scores, visit premierleague.com
Rap BattlesRe: Edosioo's Murder ''2008 Most Credible' Battle Rap Tournament. Entries Now Open by JUNIT1(m): 6:44am On Sep 22, 2008
ediosoo just decide who da winner is, it's ur tourney afterall, wats with all da stalling
Rap BattlesRe: " The Freestyle Lounge" by JUNIT1(m): 3:37pm On Sep 19, 2008
high(dope)brid, wat you talking about me doing my homework, you need schooling in the rap game dawg.
Christianity EtcRe: Help! I Wish To Know If Trully Homosexuality Is A Sin by JUNIT1(m): 6:55am On Sep 19, 2008
God created adam and eve not adam and steve.

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