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Please be adviced NLS, this thread is loaded with scams

Every topic you click on, all you can think of is scam, scam, scam

Why cant nigerians be honest!!!!

How do we know this comment is not even a scam

Anyway,I just had to post this to warn fellow NLS

Hi

Do you have the knowledge of the bible, God, Jesus and other christian related aspects?

Are you a quiz lover with a keen lover in answering and solving christian related questions?

Do you like to test your knowledge as well as ask questions in relation to Christianity?

Follow this thread daily and try to answer questions that will be posted by fellow nairalanders about Christianity. Each person is allowed to post questions and see who can accurately answer the questions.

This will also be a good way for fellow nairalanders to obtain knowledge about Christianity

I will start by posting the first question

Question 1

In the book of Matthews,whom did Jesus say watches over little children?

Hey guys, title really says it all. I think il explain the whole situation first. Its going to be pretty long so bare with me please.

Well me and my gf are both 26 years old and have been with each other for the past 4 years. Met her in my last year of College and have been with her since. We started living together about 3 months of getting together and everything was lovely, for about 2 years. Recession hit us hard, really hard. We both lost our jobs (I was programmer at a pretty large business and she was a hairdresser at a salon).

With no jobs, bills started to pile up and what not, eventually we had to leave our flat. My gf's grandma was moved to an old peoples home and with all things sorted, we were allowed to live at her grandmas house. Let me emphasise that despite all this happening, we were still rock solid. So we both got **** jobs to hold us over and some time passed. After a while, i found a really good job (programming) that pays brilliantly and is what i love. After a while, we were back on our feet but had grown attached the house/neighbours so we decided to stay, atleast for the short term.

She eventually quit her job since she HATED it which was fine by me as i was making enough to support 4 people (theres only 2 of us). So some time passed. I started to notice that she was acting differently. She was still very affectionate to me. But the way she was was different. As in looking guilty-ish and keeping to herself alot more. I was starting to get worried for her, the thought of her cheating did cross my mind but i passed it off because i thought she would never do it to me.

Then she started to get on her phone more. She was on her phone quite alot before both private and normal conversations but now, whenever i walked in to the room, she would start to whisper or go outside/to another room, ALWAYS.One of my bestfriends from High School who lives across our current home mentioned to me that she saw a guy leaving our home (while i was at work). I asked for a description and she gave me one, dont think it was anyone i knew. Oh i also forgot to mention. She also started to become very distant in the bed. Like i said, she was still very affectionate towards me but just didnt want to go there.

My friend is a housewife and is usually at home. I think she also knew something was up. I asked her to just look if this guy keeps coming and she did. I met up with her today and i was horrified to find out that the guy came to our house 5 times in a week (Im at work 6 days a week). She says they're in their for 2-3 hours.

Im so heart-broken right now and have been crying for the past hour (not yelling but tears constantly running down my face). I really loved this girl and was going to propose to her soon. But theres no going back, I could never forgive any partner of mine for cheating. It hurts too much.

Tommorow............im not going into work and have took my 2 week holiday (she doesnt know). Instead i'll be at my friends house looking through the window. When i see him go in, im going to wait a while and sneak into our house. i want her to be seen in her shame and beat the living day lightsout ofthat guy. Thats one thing im certain of doing.

As i sit here typing this, i look to my left and can see the cheater peacefully sleeping not knowing our worlds going to be crumbling down tomorrow. And if he doesn't come tomorrow, i will wait till he does show. I want to catch her in the act so theres no denial.

Sorry if there's alot of spelling mistakes guys, i dont think i could re read all of this. I really needed to get this all out.

Chai, Nigerians have become so greedy, back in he day I held this competition for free and everyone had fun etc. Why must everything involve money

joywendy:
who is this one?

A realist, who are you, idiot

https://www.nairaland.com/2176729/think-rap-2015-enter-now#31261233

This thread is now in the rap section. Thanks. See link above

Hi ALL

Its your boy J UNIT

The so you think you can rap for 2015 starts Monday 23rd February 2015

This tournament is a once a year tournament held to see who is the best rapper on Nairaland world

For more details on previous tournaments held on nairaland, please visit the link below:

https://www.nairaland.com/568206/think-yo-rap#7333400

Competition rules

1) Enter with a 6 bar and a list of finalists will be decided based on the number of entries
2) There will be series of knock out rounds before a winner is decided
3) It is important to stay updated with nairaland as time is of the essence and all post needs to be made timeously
4) Please be original and creative
5) The following criteria will be used to judge;
style
lyrical awareness
content
humour
metaphor
Please consider the above when entering

Please note that although the entry level number of bars is 6, competition bars will be 10.

Please enter your bars before midnight on 5th of March in which the finalists will be decided to start on Monday 23rd February 2015

Enter Now!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

To have a better navigating experience, if you dont care about the nairaland website, why are u here

I heard moi moi is quite good, and wheat meal as well

Arsenal and manchester utd are still the two most prestigious teams in the prem league. Hence the question

anybody get iphone charger for here?

post for the gods

Who's the better team. comment share, post

Since everyone is health conscious nowadays, are there any nigierian meals that are healthy that we can actually eat. Please advice.

Vulnerabilities, advantages, disadvantages, positive, negatives, lets get talking...This could imporve Nairaland in the long run

If you people could sing, you wouldnt be on nairaland forming, you would be making real cash.

This is becoming serious, no one wants to rap? wheres the moderator?

Can someone enter this thing please im desperate

Why is nobody entering this oh no omg omg omg omg. hw wiwll i do a rap battle with no entries

Hi ALL

Its your boy J UNIT

The so you think you can rap for 2015 starts Monday 23rd February 2015

This tournament is a once a year tournament held to see who is the best rapper on Nairaland world

For more details on previous tournaments held on nairaland, please visit the link below:

https://www.nairaland.com/568206/think-yo-rap#7333400

Competition rules

1) Enter with a 6 bar and a list of finalists will be decided based on the number of entries
2) There will be series of knock out rounds before a winner is decided
3) It is important to stay updated with nairaland as time is of the essence and all post needs to be made timeously
4) Please be original and creative
5) The following criteria will be used to judge;
style
lyrical awareness
content
humour
metaphor
Please consider the above when entering

Please note that although the entry level number of bars is 6, competition bars will be 10.

Please enter your bars before midnight on 22nd of February in which the finalists will be decided to start on Monday 23rd February 2015

Enter Now!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

pillzthadrugz: I dont freestyle cos mah style aint free

i'm nat just dha one buh ram dha 1, 2, 3.


ama murderer am non-stop like mp3

uhn.....pillz tha drugz no guessin
i grew up witha thugz no1 messin

who's mah fadah
if am dha son of a gun
6ix bars is ova doin it
am dun!

Good flow pillz, youve got a really good chance of entering the competition, good introduction, stay posted to see if youve made it to the next round, Announcement would be made,

JOEFY: Aight J Unit, let me be the first to Enter

Listen up NairaLanders

I’m no Kanye West, but I’ll do my best at this alright?

So Imma do a short rap on the spot about my life,

I’m a short teenage ninja from the state of Ondo eh?

I live in a small city but Lagos was were I was raised

I had a lot of buddies, I don’t see them much no more,

but I’ve known them all ever since the age of four

6 Lines, sticking to the rules, not bad for a start, your entry will be considered in due course and you will be notified if you have made the next round, watch this space.

More entries [/font][font=Lucida Sans Unicode]please

J UNIT is Back

The next Competition Starts on Saturday 31st August 2013

Those of you who were part of nairaland in 2011 would know how this competition works, however, for the newbees, here's a reminder.

Joining Rules

Originality is the main theme of this rap battle

Enter by Positing 6 Lines, I know this is short but based on this Ill be able to decide who can make it to the next round, this is purely for me to see how you flow and whether your flow is worth this competition.

Remember you have to be original, punchline and metaphor packed, swag needs to be included, be original, be originally naija as well.

Entry is now opened

Only the best contenstants will make it to the final..

I wont say how Many contestants I will be taking to the next round, It all depends on the number of Entries

Remember you are fighting for, Nairaland reputation as the So you think you can rap champion, Nairaland cred as the Best rapper, And a cash prize!!!!

Start Posting your 6 Liners( Strictly), May the best Rapper win!!!!!!

New competition starts in MIDDLE APRIL, WATCH THIS SPACE