@ R
oooh!!! I'm impatiently waiting for 'em ban. . . . .

Crude:

@ R
oooh!!! I'm impatiently waiting. . . . .

what are u waiting 4? i dont add bitches and gay gays to my yim . so fuxx off and keep biting
and i thot u said u would always ignore me u even swore neva to reply me over ur dead body .what are u doing now? , fool?
i now have ur 100% attention now.ode buruku hahahaha

. . . . . .And thanx for remindin me

@crude aka makavele the biting vampire
IGNORE!!!!

@t-rex
i dont have ur time now .keep running ur mouth
when i totally finish crude aka makavele the biting vampire.am coming 4 ya stinkin ass. get prepared.

@chasisgirl Whats up
ur temperature's been on High all day over makavele n stuffs, damn ma,
I think u need a break,
How bout a BUZZ thru my yim ( ksmallsz )
when you got the chance,
n better be real and act like a girl,
cuz i won't hesitate letn off a clip,
Anyways girl, Whats up? I'm Smalls,
i no wan toast you,
i just wan see weyin we fit share together,

Peace!

Smalls- Z

who said i bit linez, who said i got banned, anyway i f*cked shaz last night and she was so impressed, she lifted the ban! Thanks "retard baba", at least u've made me popular. Makavele, makavele, am all over NL like breaking news, phew!!!

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sup' niggaz, d MAK is out again mashing with freestyle, f*ck NL's raphead as a whole, die slow like u ate rat poison, f*ck shaz, hybrid, n' f*ck the retard clones too (retard baba),,,,,,,,,,,,rekspekt saucekid, and thanx to CRUDE PRODUCTIONS for cookin this' beat,,,,,,,,Hey Crude, gimme that beat one time:

it's time to play d game like triple h, Lo! i ain't ur rap mates
turn ur back on me, n' i'll b proud leadin ya to hell's gate
f*ck alexpissu, his presence here is so unstable like ethane
no need for eBay, i got this cat's life for sale
y'all lines aint worth reading, u just live on hype n'
i drop bombz while spittin like shit happens
where my condom at, l'emme f*ck these niggaz like groupies
while chiogo da bitch's p*ssy get blown like birthday candles, who d f*ck she is
sauron da fake baron, u're full of more game dan slaughtered bush meats
niggie wants to play games, my advise? beta play QUITS
am punchin all netceez, u want to spit back, then step on it
beware that ma jinx will leave ya in shreds like sliced mince
i freestyle wit ease like i got fathered by muzik
u niggies need night-soils because u're lines stink like cow's shit
too damn slow! can't keep up, me faster than jetlines
may d bravest netcee, step forward and show me his best line
can't read between the linez, don't tell me y'all need glasses
even if u blind, u can see i deliver beta than Ronaldinho's passes
ain't freestyling to impress General wordsmith (f*ck him)
ain't need to spit my ass on this niggie a.k.a veteran bullshit
f*ck ether, u niggies too immature to decode d way i run thingz
when makavele's out mashing, niggies, pray u don't blink
hey hybrid, f*ck u too, am sorry u aint got style n' grace
want to rap like MASE, what the f*ck, u's a total disgrace
duck n' hide 'fo i smash ur f*ckin brains out
DISS TIME! wack cat, am pulling his whiskers out
ma' punches hit wit quadruple effect like NL retard clones (bolaji n' company)
now am king, hybrid's bank notes can't even buy me a throne (f*ck his money)
even neyo couldnt turn off the radio because my flow's so addictive
i obliterate fake breeds, send y'all to eternal sleep like u took sedatives
i got flow's worse than laser beams, niggie, i cut through
come closer n' have a feel of what me and my glock do
careful f*cka, i sweep people off 'em feet than sexy Katrina
Mailmalc u's f*cked up because i'ma amplify ur woes like loudspeakers
i deliver punches to ya face betta than UPS
quit bitchin 'fo i format ur brain like u was NTFS

Outro:
We all know shaz's a muthaf*ckin mod on da rap scene
correckt! rekspekt da MAC (mak), da illest king, da next big thing
stop trippin bitch! did i ever say i wanted to f*ck ur p*ssy?
don't want no 3some, because i see hybrid already smackin that bootie

@shaz

do me a favor? don't delete the post. I know' i didn't get banned, got my sense gurl!

@Shaz
Check out wat the R's are doing to me and makavelle all the time, but u were here and u nothn was done. . . . . .so i think if somebody should get to his senses, it should be the R's. . . . . .talk to 'em and leave ma boy alone. . . . . .no disrespectin ma'am

@Makavelle
That was some temperamental stuff up thurr, Ill on son, and i done thru with tha instrumental for that track u done told me about last time. . . . . .check ya mail. . . . . .aiite?

makavele:

[color=#000099] anyway i f*cked shaz last night and she was so impressed,

We all know shaz's a muthaf*ckin mod on da rap scene

hmm , makavele said he bleeped u and u didnt ban him , i can imagine how sweet ur pussi was , so u banned edosioo for saying nothing what an mod !. clear misuse of power, makavele will be banned next

@makavele
how sweet was her pussi? and by the way makavele nice freestyle , now am liking u cuzz u are now popular with that name calling freestyle.

about time those retards get banned. their cup has been full overtime.


my advice?


BAN ALL OF 'EM! AND EVERY RETARD SUSPECT, DON'T FRIGGIN' HESITATE: BAN ALL 'EM RETARDED BASTARDS!!

if they cant handle them they wish them banned, wordshit idiot .1000 wordshits cant handle a single retard,
here is an official diss track to wordshit and the rest of em bitches ,.f-show rules supreme

http://rapidshare.com/files/156402553/diss_to_makavele_and_crude_with_my_fruity_loop_beat.mp3
http://rapidshare.com/files/156402552/official_diss_to_hybrid_and_wordsmith.mp3

da king is back, where d "R's" at?

@Makavelle

Where 'em Rs at? Ok, i'll tell ya. . . . . . they're NOWHERE!!!


@All

Sanitization?!!! Wow! That'll be so impressive, cos some peaceful air is gon blow again on Nl

@ all

word, you know what time it is, it;s J UNIT UP IN THIS BIATCH, LET ME HIT YALL WITH A LITTLE SUMN I'D LIKE TO CALL : ALPHABETICAL DESTRUCTION, NETCEES WATCH OUT


assasinatinating, attacking, allieanating netcees, yeah that's what i do best
shaz's boobs, are as small as the iq of wordlsbest
catch me if you can, i'm taking the number one spot
disgracing netcees until they start to rott
noone be my equal it's just can't happen
fucking hoes day and night,shaz, tell them it did happen
graph my lyrics and you'd notice an exponential distribution
hotter than the sun, blessed with lyrical wisdom
infinity and beyond, i'm flying like superman
J UNIT thee don,i got the whole of nairaland on the palm of my hand
kini big deal,i flow better than flowshow
don't need to have multiple id's to get the love i'm owed
mama shaz, admit it you know you want me
nah, too bad, i'm tired of fucking sheeee
obviously, the brid's the highest flying gay on nairaland.
pheew, brid, smoking dope is not goo for you, damm
queue up ladies, one at a time
respect mackavele, for beign the whackest of all time
shadow of hybrid, yeah that"s crude
tormenting ass holes like ksmalls, dats my daily food
u'll never be like me
vex tire, till u end up under 6 feey
wasting my time on chasisgirl, she so fugly
i cud go to oshodi and get x for free
young, hot, that;s me, i hope yall have enjoyed this liitle piece
shaz go to the zoo, and pick up the remaining netcees

@junk, idiot
i have neva seen anything as wack as ur linez

@shaz
plz move this lil' wacksta to d "education" forum, he really needs to learn the basics

Sup ev'ryun,been quite a while, seems lik y'all still bringing on d drama,I really think some MC's here should be auditioning 4 AMBO.LOL

@Sauron

Get a clock round your ass coz ur shit is while away time
Am the pain in ur system the only cure u get is to rhyme me in ur line
You couldnt get a point if u wrote ur 16's on scoreboards
How you going to text battle when i erased letters on ur keyboards
Put u past 4 and knock you out d door like a Jehovah withness
You worst to speak u strange like hindu taking beef 4 hip-hop bizness
Am the sickness that let ur altitude be un-patient
The paradox in me burning like hell so i'mma burn u black like Ghana
I see u acting brave coz u swalloed quran n u looking 4 allah
With dope in your blood stream u still not spit hot
The closet you ever get to sex is masturbation u bleeping cunt
U lost this battle like a Reverend trying to win souls in cementry
Dont bother hip-hop coz ur talent is carpentry
The only way you get tighter is knocking ur d*ck on a bolt
Ur shit aint moving son it floats

Alex-Pissu. . . . .U ready for DEATH??
This was conceived from the EVIL pits of **MORDOR**
Sauron(the dark King) spits. . . . . . . . . . .

I ma let the world know ALEX-Pissu's a shit-stained TOILET TISSUE
Sauron's verses splices your Gooch, u might need a bag on ur hip to SHIT THROUGH
Get SLASHED WITH WEAPON SLEWS AND BOUND, SCRAP WITH LEGENDS? DUDE'S A CLOWN!
This is like planting candy with hammers. . . .I'll 'SMASH THIS PEASANT-TO THE GROUND'!!!!
Carve TORRENTS OF BLADES ACROSS YOUR PALMS,  At WAR WITH GRENADES AND PLASTIC BOMBS
This bitch is a joke!. . . . .I'll *son this kid from NL* like a FLORIDA GATOR'S FOSTER MOM!!!!
Cloudy SKY stretches miles FURTHER. . . .Is you dumb? SURE, THIS GUY ASKED FOR MURDER!
He called me out! 'Watch this Challenger fall apart' like PETRIFIED NASA WORKERS!!!

This poof'll EMERGE AS GREISH VAPOR. . . Sauron's words are laced WITH LASERS.
U shoulda no-showed!,  Cause I'll 'knock ya whites out' like I PREFER TO USE ERASERS!!!
MA lyrics WRECK AND CRISP humans . . . .Your BRAIN'S BEST DECISION's to give that DUMB TEXT REVISIONS!
Puttin' laundry detergent in fuel tanks is ya only way to 'GAIN WRECK-IGNITION(RECOGNITION)!!!
Leave this GUTLESS RHYMER NOOSED AND PALE . . .Sauron FIGHTS with TOOTH AND NAIL
His crew?. . . Only time 'Alex's-Syndicate-is-dope' is sellin' COKE TO MINORS THROUGH THE MAIL!!!!
With me you need CRUCIFIX AND ROSARIES . . . .Somebody stop "PISSU from spewing trumpery
Netcees are sick of your BLASPHEMY. . . . .Your 'verses are slept on' like 'SHEETS PRINTED WITH POETRY'!!

@sauron

sauron's 16 so[b] lame [/b]~this bitch needs to consider using the[b] blind man stick to walk[/b]
am double sure ~even with a blind man staff [/b]you would still come [b]lame
flowshows' retarded~ am bout to flog sauron with the stubborn cow's cane
ur shit [/b]still wouldnt be[b] sweet~ even if u swallowed sugarcane
flowshow's insane~ am way sicker dawg ~am the illest human being
even if u jump [/b]with a [b]pole vault~ u would still fall short of ma game
flows like mario pusso~rhymes on high ratios [/b]like microsoft [b]visio
sauron bitch even with ur eyes opened ~u still wouldnt see the visuals
yous like a circumcised bitch~you still aint feeling diicks like chiogo
i aint a gunner, but my arsenal [/b]shoot more [b]guns than arsene wenger
look in the mirror and see ur lying face~ can't u see yous a fcukin disgrace
who else but 'sawrun' would consult a dictionary before spittin chemistry
nigga yous a biter [/b]he even got bigger [b]teeth than rhythm 93.7 kemistry
ur rhymes are statics and ur flows are as hard as zuma rock
bitch listen ~when i drop knowledge nairaland stands at attention
u still wouldnt change colours~ even if u was a chameloen
sauron's something like a[b] stagnant river[/b] ~he simply cannot[b] flow [/b]
even with a bulb on his forehead ~he still couldnt 'glo'
nairaland is not exactly like it[b] seem[/b]~nigga am the phone ur the sim
stepping up to me will leave ur career[b] cut short [/b]like an electric circuit
i will leave this 'clown' humilated like he was performing in his ''1st circus''
am not wearing undies [/b]punk~but am too[b] tight for you
remember the name ~flowshow bitch~am too hot for you
flowshow's is gbona felli felli [/b]like red hot[b] fire
sauron & makavele [/b]are both [b]synonymous~he is a biter ~u are the vampire
am the king here fool~ shaz seun and nairaland [/b]are all my fcukin [b]empire
you been rapping for 80 years bitch u seriously need to retire
1000 bars and 1000 cyphas ~punk i can never be tired!

sauron's 16 so lame ~this bitch needs to consider using the blind man stick to walk
am double sure ~even with a blind man staff you would still come lame

Where is the rhyme in this schitzo??

You are an illiterate, nigga . . . Now i know why cats avoid you like the Egyptian plague.
Step up your flow and come back with a proper verse. . . .Ur lyrics are too watery!

yous like a circumcised bitch~you still aint feeling diicks like chiogo

This is wackness in sterling quality.
Ma puppy would pen something more intelligent.

Bleep u makavele, piece of shit

@sauron
bitch no need to use style style to run, u simply aint in my pedigree, i understand .you are too scared to be disgraced. bitch , even a primary 2 student would give excuses, yous a scared bitch ass motherucker baga

@paddy -ho
why does wackness smell over all ur verses like this , 1000 lines and u didnt make a single sense
am coming for ya ass next , sauron is a scared mootherfucker ,
the bitch sauron is full of so much excuses even my kindergaten teacher screamed. bitch plsssss .
after flowshow and alexpissu punchlined the shit out of him .he doesnt know how to make a comeback

FLOWSHOW:

@sauron


who else but 'sawrun' would consult a dictionary before spittin chemistry
nigga yous a biter [/b]he even got bigger [b]teeth than rhythm 93.7 kemistry

u still wouldnt change colours~ even if u was a chameloen
sauron's something like a[b] stagnant river[/b] ~he simply cannot[b] flow [/b]
even with a bulb on his forehead ~he still couldnt 'glo'
nairaland is not exactly like it[b] seem[/b]~nigga am the phone ur the sim
stepping up to me will leave ur career[b] cut short [/b]like an electric circuit
i will leave this 'clown' humilated like he was performing in his ''1st circus''
am not wearing undies [/b]punk~but am too[b] tight for you
remember the name ~flowshow bitch~am too hot for you

sauron & makavele [/b]are both [b]synonymous~he is the biter ~u are the vampire
am the king here fool~ shaz seun and nairaland [/b]are all my fcukin [b]empire
you been rapping for 80 years bitch u seriously need to retire
1000 bars and 1000 cyphas ~punk i can never be tired!

LMFAO , now wonder u decided to give excuses, am not in ur level .small boy scared bitch sauron, am way too insane

FLOWSHOW:

@sauron
bitch no need to use style style to run, u simply aint in my pedigree, i understand .you are too scared to be disgraced. bitch , even a primary 2 student would give excuses, yous a scared bitch ass motherucker baga

Is this autistic savant still foaming in the mouth like a deranged and castrated camel?? Are u serious at all?
Cheese n Rice. . . . .I think the money wasted on your education shoulda been used to buy comdoms so simpletons like you will not populate the earth.
What part of a battle don't u get? U lack the vocab, wordplay and complexity. . . . . .
Jeez, if u marry a fool like u, u would produce idiots

LMFAO , now wonder u decided to give excuses, am not in ur level .small boy scared bitch sauron, am way too insane

Of course, u can never be in ma level. . . . . .U are miles below me. . . .
Ya perpetual asinine comments and your public display of ignorance and grade A stupidity cannot be equalled on this section.
Ma advice to you: Stop smoking ya poppa's pubic hair.
Bloody ninny!

I ain't a gunner but my arsenal shoot more guns than arsene wenger

What wackness!!!
If ur momma took the required vitamins when she was pregnant with u, u wouldn't have been this retarded.
Unrepentant dork!!

@sauron
i don't like ur attitude one bit. why insult the retarded flowshow a.k.a Nairaland's MVP?

@junk idiot
i tho't i asked ya to zip up. u want a piece of that shit that sends niggaz 6 feet below?

@Sauron

Hmmmmm. . . . . . . .Ill on mayne

@Paddy lo

I've been hearin props bout ya, now u done take the Crude by surprise, u aitte afterall. . . .keep illin

@Makavelle

Leave little boys alone. . . . . .Ok? Otherwise i'll allege u for kid assault

@shaz

wassup . . . . .


hmmmmmmmmm!!!!

much respect u'all . . . . been working my butt off . . . . .its all good though . . .

@crude
i hear u. Imagine MC WACK, junk idiot, stressin' me. He ain't got an iota of what i done did! F*ck him, i shall let him be!

@sauron
you dey show urself, keep spittin'

@alex a.ka. mr. unstable
where've u been hiding like a bride under her veil?