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You are good bro,what is ur stack?

You only lose when you give up.

Bouncer indeed!

Karleb:
If you watch the movie ten times, you'd gain ten things from it.

I remember when our lecturer asked us to watch it as assignment.

I shed tears the when the friends were reunited.
This movie is better than krishna, baubali etc.
It's best Indian movie ever made in my opinion.

Karleb:
Bro, no job is better than bad job.

Of what use is money when you are psychologically bleeped?

I disagree with you. Mental health doesn't trump the psychological needs.

budaatum:
One day buda discovered buda could whistle, and not only whistle, but make mouth anyhow buda liked and whistle.

buda was very popular without this new found skill, being one of only two black kids in buda's school, but buda's fame went megasuperhyper in the playground when everyone heard buda whistle.

After play and back in class, buda's classmates told teacher about buda's new found whistling skill, which she asked buda to come display in front of class.

So there's buda, very proud of buda's self making mouth this way and making mouth that way and almost standing buda on buda's head as buda whistled in front of the class for like five minutes till buda's mouth began to hurt.

When buda finally tired and stopped, teacher said, "That's not whistling! That's screaming!" And that was how buda's fifteen minutes of fame in Carleton Nursery London N7 turned to buda's shame.

buda was 4 years old and was taught the lesson of hubris. But I bet you wouldn't notice considering buda is still such an arrogant fuq. But what buda learnt was to ask and knock and seek to know with all buda's heart and soul and mind and being and still give space that buda might not really know, which is why buda could be a seeking atheist who finally did find God. Or more accurately, an understanding of that which is called God, since it's a work in progress.

Best in confusion ��

pansophist:
That I'm susceptible to fraud even if my senses and eyes are sharp like an Eagle.

It was in high school when I manage save like 5k then. I went to Oshodi to buy a phone, and one of those boys standing on the street advertised his phone to me for even 3x cheaper than the price. I was like mehn, this is scam. I knew this type of scam so I ignored.

But again, he persisted and I decided to just check it out and said to myself, how can he scam me when I'm not even ignorant of the trick? So I followed him to an open secure place and he gave me the phone to operate. I opened it to be sure there was no fufu inside, checked the screws and battery and it seems good and genuine. He said its 5k (a 15k phone minimum), I believed he stoled it and priced it 3500 naira, and he grudgingly agreed.

He packaged the phone and gave it to me but I refused, I said he should unbox it and let me be sure he gave me the right phone. He did and right in front of my eyes, gave me the phone and he told me to bounce off quickly that agberos would want to collect money if they saw we are doing business, so I bounced off.

I was on my way home when I slipped my hands into my pocket and alas, it was a plastic phone, sticky and stuffed with with fufu in it. Heaven and hell could not contain my anger that day. I was so angry that I went back to search for the guy and beat him big time with a friend, but he is no where to be found. Even the shop we did business at denied knowing him. Up till this day, I can't tell if it was juju or I'm just being stupid, non-attentive or all of the above.

I'm not even angry about the scam, the pain is that I was scam with my eyes fully open and being prepared not to get scam. All my defenses was nothing in the hands of this scam artist. Since that day, ai realise there are areas that where my sense end, others own just begin from there. So damn painful. So yea, when I think of that event I feel really stupid.

you are a damn good writer.

Unrated900:
In your statement you said
You don’t want to fly because of the cost
You make 600k monthly as you claimed
So 35k shouldn’t be your problem.
Don’t be stingy.

My advise thus.
Firstly don’t let your wifey stays in Abuja alone
Because those yahoo boys might snatch her
Also if she is there,she would be enjoying her life going to bars and club hence loosing focus and concentrations,
Also she would end up meeting the lifeless man we have as president
Finally the lifeless man might snatch her away from
You.

Dear diary, today I read the writings of Satan.

Op, which work are you doing that is fetching you at least 80k weekly?

tensazangetsu20:
Don't even try it o. 80k is absolutely nothing in this Nigerian economy. Have you been to the market recently and you are just 25 years. You are a man you can get married anytime. Postpone marriage and build your finances.

Boss he said[b]at least 80k weekly[/b].
If the job he is doing is secure, then he's ok financially in my own opinion.
On the matter of being mature, responsible and ready for marriage obligations, that for him to know when he's ready, but money wise he is good to go.

Walkee:
read this article and check date of the invasion and cross check it with my initial account.
This does not properly capture the activities in small villages though.
The 13th battalion going or returning from Agbor /Auchi must pass through igueben, ugbegun, Uromi in order to get to their destination. There is simply no other route.
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Midwest_Invasion_of_1967

Boss you have time, they will never accept their fault.

ABCthings:
so it works with existing data and it's not actually free?

Yeah.

heniford2:
if i give that stuff you no hack am i will visit you in a way you know that the are men after men agreed i will post my ATM card and that three digit if you no hack my account you will pay massively for posting trash here deal

If like yourself don't drop your ATM information here.

After conducting my test, I found out that this is another way of turning on your internet.

Curious345:
your gender

Male

Female

Transgender

Male

Curious345:
if you need help .. I know of 3 fertility clinics able to take your sperm tonight and pay you 50k.

Female egg are priced at about 150k but they can only donate once Inna month .

Men can donate every 7days .. so imagine

Post the address

I always look forward to your post, and you don't disappoint.
Thank you for educating us more on, web development.

Toks2008:
There is this popular theory that a man must either be a smoker, a lover of liquor and if not these two, he must be a womaniser.

How true?

I think It’s up to a any guy to smoke if he chooses to ignore the health warnings and no biggie if any man drinks from time to time and of course, liking women and being a horrible flirt is up to any man. Anyone can pick their vices and live their lives in the way they please. No judgment.

But be that as it may, I think it is wrong to presume that every man would belong in either or more of these categories. There are men who don't do any and they are not less than a man.

So nairalanders what is your take, which one do you indulge in?

I don't subscribe to that school of thought, though this is my own poison

Xandre:
This one too has a phone
Why not kindly shut up if all you spew in public is trash?

You aren't helping matters yet you are worsening it.

He was right after all.

*UPDATE: Female UNIBEN Medical student who was earlier declared missing, Miss Perfect AKUDO has reportedly been found. She is said to have misplaced her mobile phone and has been at her boyfriend's house and was never missing.*

*UPDATE: Female UNIBEN Medical student who was earlier declared missing, Miss Perfect AKUDO has reportedly been found. She is said to have misplaced her mobile phone and has been at her boyfriend's house and was never missing.*

Oh, close boy!
Back then we used to sneak to your carnival.
Safe recovery boss.

candygist:
Enerhen for warri dey learn for where ikeja dey.

They both dey learn for where alaba dey.

ChiefSosa:
I'm always in Savage mode when I visit places like that. Enerhen junction and Computer village, I no know which one bad pass!

Try alaba market and see something.

Felason:
John Okafor(Alias Ibu) has his estate named after him somewhere on the Island.

What gender are you? Today you are male, tomorrow you are female.

So he is the[b]prof okafor[/b] who formulated the[i] okafor's law of Congo dynamics[/i]

What are you coming to do in uniben, it's not yet time for freshers.

LikeAking:
At OP, dont blame masturbation fro you woes.

Even many straight guyS are in deep shit .

Cool down and know the cause of your problem.

Its from your nature.

Naturally you are just like that, you lack guts and confidence. Thats the reason you chose masturbation over puna. The first one is easy to get.

Na your nature - You are a comfort zone person, you are shy,etc and grew up from may be a religious background.

Its time the get rid of all the sexual seduction and dogma given by your parents and religion and you will be fine.

If you like quit masturbation, nothing special will happen in your life.

Make I tell you something like your fellow man - Try and consult a powerful Oracle for your life problems.

Somethings we inherit many rubbish Karma from our families and our enemies also add their own.

This resonates with me so much.

So old-timers , how do I stack up against this pretty girl?

Like the heading state.
Gurus in the house please pardon me, am a newbie in programming so if this question is dumb please bear with me, I just need to know
Why is these bracket [] use in nairaland? Why isn't this html bracket<> or css bracket{} use instead?
Open to learn and please be gentle, I no know book abeg.

Cc: tensazangetsu20
Cc: karleb