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well, there is always fears @the end of each exam.
just checked one now...it was a B'

amnestylaw1: Na wa o, see as dem remind me of wen I never hammar

lol

chioma134: May God have mercy on our colleague and his family who may have just laid down his/her life for
ungrateful Nigeria. And for the rest of our colleagues,may we never suffer the same fate whille
discharging our duties. Amen.

he didn't commit suicide dear

ggrin: EBOLA wahala.

Girls no longer hug their guys, the highest they
give nowadays is 45` instead of the normal 360

* Guys are now afraid to shake their fellow guys
instead they throw way salutes like soldiers.(Na their fault?)

* People now wear long sleave sweaters, headcovers, and trousers while entering buses
and taxi no matter how hot the weather is.. (See as Naija take turn Europe)

* Neighbours, even family members become suspects at the slightest sign of illness..(the one wey nearly make my neighbour go call health officers for me because say I sneeze 2 times today).

* You take a girl out for dinner, drive her back to
her house, walk her to the door-step, she leaves
you,walks to her door, open it, waves at you and throw a goodnight kiss at you (if you like catch am)

* The aboki that sells suya beside our house dey
chop Him suya himself these days because even
the suya is a suspect (Who wan die?)

* Nigeria Police don't arrest People by Themselves anymore, if You commit any Crime just do the
arresting by Yourself.(Just Handcuff yourself
come station, use ur hand by self enter Cell):D8)

* My friend is no longer dating our Neighbor's
Daughter called ADEBOLA

* YORUBA People in My Area now greet EKU EBOLA O.(I dey answer them EKU BACK TO
SENDER)

is no longer funny dude

speckless: May NMA not call off this strike anytime soon. Am really scared!!
A government that gives no form of protection to its healthcare workers,
no post exposure prophylaxis to HIV, having to pay for hepatitis B and
yellow fever vaccine in the same hospital where u work and get exposed
to these hazard, no life or professional indemnity insurance despite all
these. Hazard allowance of 5000naira across board!! May ThUNDER
strike you if you criticize me!!! AMEN.

hmmm!
Do you know the likely immediate and after effect of the bolded above... what you are advocating is more devastating than thunder

santakris: Yeeepa. God please be merciful unto us. Don't let this deadly virus spread.

hopefully

A fresh case of Ebola virus disease has been recorded in Nigeria.

One of the doctors that attended to the Liberian, Patrick Sawyler tested positive to the virus.

Result of the second doctor who was symptomatic is being awaited — this the Minister of Health said would be made public this afternoon.

Seventy of those that also travelled along with the Liberian are under surveillance. Eight are already under quarantine.

Airlines have also been directed not to bring back dead bodies from the countries with Ebola virus.

Government agencies have also been directed to ensure that borders are properly checked to ensure that dead bodies from such countries are not allowed in.

Besides, the government has also set up six member treatment and research committee as part of the efforts to contain the disease

source: http://thenationonlineng.net/new/breaking-nigeria-records-another-case-of-ebola-virus-disease/

yuzedo: Jokes aside, this cherubic lass is uraguably Nollywood's FINEST specimen!

That is a face any man would gladly wake up to daily.

Marriage/husband shouldn't be a validation of a woman's worth. If spinsterhood works for Ms. Rita, then so be it. That is my loss.

Signed: Chief Sweetus Foundation, member of Billionaires Ogling Omalichalistic Babylistic Sweetified Ikpus Everywhere (B.0.0.B.S.I.E)

this one is grossly mad already.

bekkyireti: Thank you house for your contribution so far. please i intend buying form for Nursing science. what is the total fee to pay as a fresher and also is the form still available.
Many thanks for your response.

you better go to a nursing school if you can't do this course in a regular university.

https://www.nairaland.com/144162/national-open-university-nigeria-noun/206#144162.6608

that's the thread.

abujamal: thanks but i dont know much about open university in term of get employment after graduation

don't be afraid it's advanced and research- focused...and recognized too. they also go to service I guess. check there thread here on nairaland and ask further questions.

abujamal: I just finished my nd in accountancy at Yabatech and i would be happy if i can get any body who will give me details about distance learning at unilag. And the advantages over going for HND or open university

unilag has finished selling DLI forms.
Try Open university...but you gats to prepare for serious study. I can't just advice someone to get Nigeria's HND.

I never had a policy; I have just tried to do my very best each and every day. ~Abraham Lincoln

Liberians dying of ignorance, says aid workers
on August 02, 2014 at 12:26 pm

It is a sweltering morning in the over-stretched Ebola clinic in the Liberian capital Monrovia, and Kendell Kauffeldt scowls in frustration as a jeep pulls up with a new patient.“It’s dangerous to bring cases in private vehicles like this,” he chides as he watches the Toyota disgorge its five passengers at the main gate.“The ministry of health has established protocols. There are hotline numbers that people have to call. And when you call there are ambulances, with trained people on board who are protected, to take the patient to hospital.”Kauffeldt, the director in Liberia of Christian aid group Samaritan’s Purse, is at the forefront of the country’s battle with the worst outbreak of Ebola that the world has ever seen.More than 300 Liberians have been infected by the tropical virus, which has been raging in west Africa’s forests since the start of the year. More than half of those who have caught the disease have died.But Kauffeldt and other aid workers warn that it is ignorance over Ebola, rather than the virus itself, that is pushing up the death toll.Ebola is a terrifying spectre for the people of Liberia’s remote forests, who have seen relatives die in agonising pain.The virus can fell its victims within days, delivering severe muscle pain, headaches, vomiting, diarrhoea and, in most cases, unstoppable bleeding as the patient’s organs break down and seep out of their bodies.-


Damaging myths -

Yet the pathogen itself is not particularly robust, and can be seen off with soap and hot water.Epidemiologists point out that Ebola is relatively difficult to catch and isn’t even airborne.The virus requires contact with the bodily fluids of a victim — their blood, urine, faeces, vomit, saliva or sweat — to leap into a new host.For those unlucky enough to catch Ebola, the disease it brings about is also treatable,say experts.Patients who are kept hydrated, given paracetamol to keep their temperature in check and treated with antibiotics for secondary infections have a fighting chanceof recovery.But in a country where remote communities are deeply superstitious of western medicine and often rely on the wisdom of witch doctors, a variety of damaging myths have built up around Ebola.Among the most worrisome is the widespread belief that Ebola is a western conspiracy or doesn’t exist at all. Another isthat entering an Ebola treatment centre is accepting a death sentence.In the new clinic set up by the charity Samaritan’s Purse in Monrovia’s ELWA hospital, up to 10 new cases are registered every day.“With communication and education not robust as they should be, we see this happening where Ebola cases are brought in taxis or private cars,” Kauffeldt tells AFP.“This is very worrisome because everybodyin that car has had contact with the patient.We need to watch them for 21 days to know whether they have been infected.”-


Admitting Ebola is real -

It’s not just taxi drivers who have to worry. Ebola patients, ignorant of the risks, are putting their own family members in grave danger.Ten-year-old William Benadict, one of the clinic’s success stories, has made a full recovery against the odds after catching the virus from his dying mother.“I was near mama when she was sick. When she died, I got sick,” William says as he prepares to leave the centre and return to his village.James Kollie, the clinic’s ambulance driver, explains that the boy’s mother summoned her son to lie beside her as she was dying in bed, coughing, vomiting and generally presenting a grave risk to anyone nearby.“I drove the vehicle that carried the team to pick him up. That day everybody was running from him. I shed tears for him,” Kollie tells AFP.On Friday the leaders of Liberia, Sierra Leone and Guinea agreed a $100 million emergency action plan to beef the response to Ebola.Much of the cash will go on deploying medical workers. But the plan also includesprovision to improve education throughout the Ebola zone straddling the three countries.Lawmaker Peter Coleman, the head of Liberia’s Senate Committee on Health, saysthe poverty endemic across the country has been a major obstacle to spreading reliable information.“The majority of Liberians don’t have access to radio. In our villages only few people can get radio messages,” he told AFP.“There should be a campaign from village to village, from community to community, from town to town, even from door to door.”Samaritan’s Purse, which runs all three of Liberia’s treatment centres with help from other aid agencies and the government, believes education is as important as medicine in saving lives.“We have to admit, Ebola is real. People are dying of Ebola and they don’t have to die of Ebola,” Kauffeldt said.“If they come and seek treatment early they will survive.”

source: http://www.vanguardngr.com/2014/08/ebola-liberians-dying-ignorance-say-aid-workers/

Lucasbalo: Every decent Nigerian knows how endemic corruption is in nigeria, if you do not know that, you must be living in La La land. I don't have to itemize corruption that is going on. If you likr the wsy the country is being run, then you deserve the country you get. Its 2.13am here, am out.

Ever decent Nigerian indeed. well, maybe what excludes me from your list is due to the fact that I don't subscribe to general public opinion of all leaders being guilty of looting etc without any evidence to prove that all and all the claims are true!

Lucasbalo: Because she and her kleptomaniac cohorts are looting the country dry . This lady won't last a week in a properly run country. Only in a corrupt country can all this looters get away with looting the commonwealth .

you haven't been able to prove your claims yet...is that what you will tell the court of law assuming you were summoned

wirinet: How many times would GEJ sack NNPC boss, i have lost count. After each sack, the situation remains the same. Is it not obvious that it is not the NNPC boss that needs sacking but the boss of the NNPC boss.

reasons

DebohBaron: Funny enough, all the former CEOs were all sacked...I wonder why!!?

Anyway, it's time for another man to come chop!!

P.S - when will he have the balls to sack the minister also.

why should she be sacked?

omenka: With Madueke up there

#impossible

why is looting always your problem
Have you caught them before
Have you searched your conscience and satisfies yourself as a better person

alentyno: Unfortunately for GEJ, this latest act only displays how weak he is! Heck when will this man develop the balls to sack deziani?! When?!

when should has done nothing to warrant that

philtex:


mind ursef

I'm minding a drunk stranger!

9jii: But FG never stop the destruction. I wonder how will construction take place?

it's a later years plan...to gather vote though
NB: I ain't a pro gej or gej hater!

philtex: Igbo People Sef #Smh

it's too early to be drunk, it's just 8:52

Its gonna be a white elephant project!
#sorry I ain't a pessimist

I will send the number again ... didn't get a message.tell me a little about your expenditures then. I learnt that the Microsoft scholarship is meant for us only at associate degree level. did you make use of other scholarships to settle your expenses?
thanks

born2lead01: I did and even added your number but can't find you on my whatapp contact list

I will send the number again ...maybe I will check the spam box. didn't get a message.
tell me a little about your expenditures then. I learnt that the Microsoft scholarship is meant for us only at associate degree level. did you make use of other scholarships to settle your expenses?
thanks

you may not worry about my mail though? your post has answered my questions?

born2lead01: I just created this thread for the free tuition accredited university -Uopeople. You can drop your questions related to the school there https://www.nairaland.com/1834903/free-online-university-degree-all

you didn't reply my mail?

born2lead01: if you are a male from Africa,it's like 90 percent for full scholarship and about 99 percent for partial. But if you are a female from Africa,it's 100 percent chance for full scholarship. Microsoft is sponsoring 1,000 Africans to study free in this school.

then I gotta make my decision soon
you have a pm from me

adebasket97: Abeg o, I no be yahoo boy o.......lolz..use your colaterl to borrow in the bank.

lol!
bank can give one enough

adebasket97: When you land in finland..lol...u can withdraw nah.....its not a blocked account.

you can always withdraw a minimum amount from your block account too like in German.
just that all these money is hard to get for me!
or can we talk of borrowing? I can always pay you fully over there...can even add interest and show you collaterals here in Nigeria?

adebasket97: You will still have your 6720euros man...I said minus other expenses.

hehehe...that's a million and... man!
really a big money