Once you don dey reach 30yrs now.
Na shiloh go get you every year.

That time you no go need provoke anyone to attend the shiloh. Na yourself go dey provoke you then. Monkey

Continue.
Remember......

A key that opens many padlock is seen as a master key. While a padlock that is opened by many keys is seen as a useless and good for nothing key.

The crazy thing is ...


As we are mourning and grieving for their death, someone or some people somewhere now in Nigeria are boarding rickety canoes and boats without life vests and safety equipments.

And they think or keep reminding themselves that its just not important or say na oyibo people them make the thing for.
Playing ludo with their lives.

So annoying and pathetic.

May the ALMIGHTY grant them eternal rest.

If my wife tries this...... I don run be that.


For this tinubu government?


Kai, it's a case of father has absconded

It’s just crazy how most times it feels like Nigeria is working against you.

You can’t escape frustration in Nigeria.

You can wake up in Nigeria and you will hear that the power grid has collapsed.

5 minutes later you hear that all telecommunication networks are down.

See student loan alot of Nigerian youths were banking on to help them get through higher institution. That one is now a play thing, no seriousness about it.

Then you hear your neighbor complaining that Bank networks are down.

And you can’t do anything other than watch your full 24hrs become useless.

The people who should make life easy are more concerned with padding of our national budget and silencing voices calling for good governance...

It’s just crazy how most times it feels like Nigeria is working against you.

You can’t escape frustration in Nigeria.

You can wake up in Nigeria and you will hear that the power grid has collapsed.

5 minutes later you hear that all telecommunication networks are down.

See student loan alot of Nigerian youths were banking on to help them get through higher institution. That one is now a play thing, no seriousness about it.

Then you hear your neighbor complaining that Bank networks are down.

And you can’t do anything other than watch your full 24hrs become useless.

The people who should make life easy are more concerned with padding of our national budget and silencing voices calling for good governance...

See this one.

This man is one of the major problems we have in this country.
I have not forgiven him for bringing cultism to our institutions and messing up our young men and leading them to their early grave.

This same guy supported buhari and also supported & campaigned for Tinubu see where it has brought us.
Let him rest abeg.

Being a professor does not mean you are intelligent or have wisdom. Kai

You know.

In nigeria everyone wants to be relevant or make headline so the only way to be heard is if you mention Igbos or South-east.
The stupid gowon should be asked what economic impact or infrastructural impact he made as a sitting president then?
Always looking for relevance and where they will get peanuts from.

Ask him since he left office. What has he contributed to help in the growth of his immediate community not to talk of his state or the South East.

Just like Reno Omokri they are all empty heads looking for how to stay relevant.
Shey they have relegated Reno to politics division 4 league. Where he plays with primary school pupils cos that's the only people he can attempt to deceive.

Leave the igbo alone Mr ex-president.

Let them go...... no,
Let them stay and be one ...... no

Hello @Jackie999

I will tell you a few things here.
Most Nigerian men especially my fellow igbo brothers know already where there heart belongs.
It doesn't matter if you raised him or built with him.
I am already seeing loop holes in your relationship. From the point you said it's difficult for him to leave his Nigerian wife and that she will swear for him. I just laughed and said this gurl is on a long ride........
See any igbo guy can break and end whatever thing he has with a woman at any instance. All his people will do is ask for a bride price refund and cut ties.

The truth is. He really loves and cherishes you. Looking at the help, companionship, care, warmth and everything you have given him from the first day he set his eyes on you.
But Nigerians are always skeptical about marrying a foreigner (except for dual citizenship reasons) because we noticed most of you don't have good values for the union called marriage.
We believe that if push turns to shove, you guys will pack your things including the children produced in the union and flee back to your country and your people and government will protect you and deny the man involved access to you or his kids and at worse cases deny him access to even enter the country. There by ending the marriage and the man losing all his hard work and years of trying to raise a family.

This being said.
This is why he is dragging his foot to end his marriage to a Nigerian woman home. Cos he isn't sure of what the future hold. And thus one in Nigeria is his home and whatever happens he can always have access to his kids and all.

Most Nigerian men have towed his line and married a foreigner who was initially good. But along the line, it ended in premium pain and tears for the guy cos he lost everything when the woman left with all he has worked for.

So if you ask me I will tell you that even if he marries you. He will still be scared that one day you will leave and all will be lost. I know you will say its a lie that you won't leave. But don't worry time is a perfect revealer of all that is hidden or yet to come.

If you are ready to be a second wife in what ever country you are while his Nigerian woman also continues as a first wife, then you are good to go. If not please retrace your steps and move on dear.

What marvels me the most is..

Some of these tinubu's urchins here on nairaland shouting and cursing atiku are not even sure of their next meal.
The Internet they are using to even type was paid for by the oga that gave them this shameful job.

Some are tribal bigots who have sold their conscience for any thing called "my brother".
It is well my people.

Please no matter how you guys cover the truth. Tinubu is a fraud and will never erase that from our head.
And I give you all 1 year before the real hunger and frustration sets in on you guys.

I don't even like Atiku not to talk of Peter Obi

And some young lads are happy.

Abeg, come down baby lemme take you out for shopping. You don too hold sword

Me as her boyfriend....


Daddy wey dey pamper,
Daddy of life,
Daddy general,
Daddy worldwide.

Can I also bring her younger sister so you Date her too. 🙌

Ahhhhhhh,

From herdsman to police officer?


Ahhhhhhh!!!! Ahhhhhhhhh

Who we offend for this country nau. Haba

How much is their fees abeg?.

Any idea?

Mmmmmm.


Shege banzai...

Childfree:
Not Anime please.

Some of us love animations or animated films. Since no thread for animation lovers I decided to create this.

What animation are you currently watching?

What are your 5 best animations?

Please who can teach me how to make animations and cartoons. Not pictures oooo.
Live 2d and 3d animations for clips and so on. I don't mind paying.

labake1:
Omo! we never finish Banky W saga, Davido own dey happen.


I never wanted to say anything about it but I feel for Chioma. With the fact that she lost her son, she is losing everywhere. Other baby mamas are not saying anything because they already have a tie with Davido (las las, the 30GB go reach their side). I just hope she gets pregnant and give birth soon so that she will have something. I still support Hakim's ex wife for demanding such amount of money and properties from him because you can't cheat on me and go free. I must be compensated


As a woman, once you accept that men are naturally promiscuous, you will have peace of mind.

My advice for women is that before you get married, have a life. With this, you won't be bothered if your man is acting disgraceful.

Men, what do you want?
Men, is true that you have a community diiçk?

We want you at Op
If we never knaćk you we no go rest. That's why we are like this

Hmmmmm.

What do they stand to gain?

I think to cause tension so that people won't come out tomorrow

First to comment......



I don get alert GOD win...

This one them go wallop Chelsea like this ehhhh

Wait let me flip this page.

What did you people say?

He must be related to baba Chicago

The spitting champ


The smeagol of our time.

The iti-Olodo 1 of lagos state

Who is talking about A.P.C.

SUFFER NEVER TIRE UNA?

Na tinubu package this nonsense wey dey suffer us now give us ooo.

Why is it that whenever Mr Tinubu is addressing the public, we will need the help of interpreters, star gazers, fortune tellers, witch doctors, sorcerers, etc to explain to us or try to join one or two before he will make any sense.

See what this chicago drug lord said in Kano state.


Tinubu, while addressing APC delegates in Kano state

"Our host Gov (Ganduje), "who has both the *foresight* and *forest* sight, but could not bring the squirrel home".

Pls help me translate

So that he himself will come onboard again and show us another shege for another 8 years?

Wike dey mess up.

That is why it is good to have experience after you are done with education.

The average rivers state man resides in his state all his life. Schooled there, grew there, and doesn't want to work elsewhere other than their state. (Our oyel money)
Now wike is like that. No exposure other than Rivers state exposure.

Imagine a man who wants to come out for the highest position in the country the office of the president.
But can not hold himself to be diplomatic or Democratic.
Imagine demolishing Atiku's associates business in port Harcourt just because you fell out with Mr Atiku himself.
Shame.

He will keep rubbishing himself.

Always say the truth.
Well done Mr Macaroni.



Now matter how much the play their useless cards we know the truth.

Some of the detractors are here on Nairaland claiming to be FACT CHECKERS.
fact checkers that can not check face if tinubu is even a human being first. Cos the way his life is controversial ehhhhh.
Everything about that man has issues.

Fiam.

She go run leave am immediately.
But what still baffles me is that a woman or girl will agree to settle and marry this man old enough to be her father.
All because of fame and whatever charade that comes with it.

That man just need a thorough bath, food, proper rest and maybe alittle social activity to keep his mind and body
together for the rest of his life and not a slay queen who wants to extort or exploit the situation.

What most of these girls want is just to reap off from this man the little he is getting from people, see if she will be
famous through him and then they will brings issues that will lead to breakup.

They should be made to sign these laws first.
Copies should be sent to the police, a competent court of law and her village head.
Incase she wants to renegade on this days after.

Let's join hands and make this nation work abeg.
Let's secure the future of our children,
And u born grand children please

I will advice Mr Peter to overlook this guy.
It's seems its his grand plan to use him Mr Peter to get to stardom.
We want a better tomorrow and someone is here fighting for supremacy.
Nigerians are tired of bad government and suffering.

Even the urchins campaigning for Apc are tired. It's just that they have sold their souls with the agreement of being an online attack dog.
But deep down they know this their man has nothing to offer.


Let's join hands and make this nation work abeg.
Let's secure the future of our children,
And unborn grand children please

Nice one.
Naija to the world.
But please let's help build our home. Let's make nigeria a place everyone will want to come and live.
A place these whites will be begging to come to.

Make we join hands make naija better. Irrespective of our tribe or religion.
#Votebeyondtribe

If them get job them no go dey chase these idiots