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Well, when I see two of my enemies fighting. What can I do kwanu.
From the look of things, I just feel the issue is very serious and they shouldn't just settle immediately.

They should gun themselves down small nah. Ahhhh

It is finished .


Well this is the time i always wished I was a court judge.
Sincerely, I already know the best punishment for this kinda men.

And I will rule thus.
His two hands will be tied to a pole. And a mixture of Aboniki balm and Cameroon pepper will be applied daily on his manhood for 7days.
And after being applied on it, his manhood should be covered up with a thick woolly material to retain heat for the 7days.

And during the seven days, his scrotal sack should be covered in superglue daily.
He will be well fed 3 times daily while serving this punishment and the feeding will be done by no other person than his wife. And she must not untie him or remove the woollen material.

:may the court arise.
Court!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

This is madnesss walahi.
She be chicken?

Hmmmmm.

If this is true and not another hoax or plot by this northern business men called politicians.
Then the north is in trouble.

Illiteracy and underdevelopment have ravaged this guys that they dont know their right from their left.
I bet you most of these guys will keep attending their mosques for worship without any protection or care.
If you harass them or chide them. They will tag you an enemy of islam and then their top guns will tell them to attack or even kill you.

See what religion and illiteracy is doing to you my northern brothers.
It will get worse.
Cos if these are covid cases, no one knows how you guys handled the corpses before burial.

I have never see a more non chalant set or people with repugnant attitude like you guys up there in the north.

Its time to reap some of the fruits of your labour.
Just some of it

This one nah issue?
Wetin them go off throway, when them don turn off light when its time for action.

Even na that her face them go use clean the aftermath of the session.
I pray nah her man own them use am clean if not, hmmmm

She go just dey house dey get tooth ache and unmedical pimples

Nigerian government cashing out big on this virus.
Kai my Nigeria

Akwanga!!!


Where is that our beloved nairaland end time crew that year?

Gbanaaaa!!!!!!

Akwanga.

I have seen it all.
See eh after devil fear women.

Stephenomozzy:
Lol Oga Op don high.

See hypothetical reasonings. But it's a good point of "fictional" discussion o. Some of the good guys like Me, we no go fear, would love to see my faithful self enjoy faithfulness too e

Oya, how will it be for gays and Transgenders? Oya.. Coman talk @ Justdogood

My brother, i just reason am today sha.
Hin get just one babe wey I no too treat well.
If that girl catch me for there kai. She go just finish me. Infact I will commit suicide there before she meets me walahi.

She will just finish my life with sex and dump me.

To all my guys here.
Something just came to my mind today.
I was just thinking and this came up.

Imagine we end this life and move to afterlife or the next one and there the rule is all guys here are girls over there.
And the rule also follow the same way here. That from our early age there all the males here will still encounter all the females, girls and people they had encounter with here in the first world.

But the only different thing is this time the guys here will be girls there. And they get to date and get treated the same way the treated the girls here in their first world.
All in the same sequence. From your primary school girlfriend to secondary school chick to university babe. All those you broke their hearts, used and disrespected, slept with and deceived here will have to meet you again. All those that had abortions for you, will impregnate you and you will have the same number of abortions for them. All the girls you mistreated will meet you and now you will be the girl and they will be your boyfriend and same treatment or even worse will be given to you. All I mean all you did here will be replicated there.
You will just have to be the girl and they will be the guys.
Even till the woman you married. The roles will be reversed the guys here will be the wives there and our wives here will marry us as their wives. Even upto pregnancy, you will be the one to bear the children. And exactly the equal number u made ur wife have here is what u will have for her there.

The ladies here will be the men there and guys will be the ladies there.

Guys or the men in the house how do we think this will go down.
And our ladies will you guys love this?

They will never tell them this in their churches place of business.

What makes me mad is how these pastors quote Malachi 3 .10 at any little provocation. Jeez.
One thing I know is better fight go burst on that judgement day. When black pastors and men of GOD will be called up for judgement.
Better fight and slaps from their congregation that they have been deceiving all the way

Well nothing wey man no go see for this end time period

Any time i see a slim, petite, fair girl.
Especially those ones that look like stick-insect or letter "I".

I have a mad boner like wow.

Mmmmmm

Lwkmd.

Nigerian high institutions and their irrelevant and outdated way of testing their students.

When other countries are busy tasking their students to produce or discover something new that will help mankind.
Ours here are busy teaching us methods that were invented before the birth of Albert einstein. Some will even make the questions so tough, so that students must come and sort them with money through the course reps.

@op. You are so right about this. Thats the kinda questions they will set.

Over here the reverse is the case. our own federal government is displaying relief materials the got from their citizens.

Sometimes I wonder why Nigeria, papa why Nigeria, why you born me here.

Industrial physics.





Nuclear scientist now.

Private firm sha.

Yxxx:
Describe yourself..

Am 5'8" in height.
A Christian ,
On a scale of level 1 to 10, level 1 being the fairest and level 10 the darkest. Am on level 4.
Am a graduate and by GOD's grace have a good job.
I live alone for now which am tired of. Need me a slim fair life partner.
Dont worry, I can cook my food. But that doesn't mean you wont help out.


N.b. I love people that play alot. Cos forever is too long to spend it with over serious people.

Infact as a matter of fact,
I always go for them cos they are my favourite.

I am in need of one now. I need a slim fair babe. If you want be like the alphabet "i" . I prefer it like that more.
Want one for serious relationship.

Please have good character ooooo.

That lady make sense sha. See bòbi

Thurder fire those "vanity upon vanity" crew.

Comeon go and make some money. Nonsense.
Yes it is vanity. Why not work and enjoy with the brain GOD gave you?

Work hard and better your life. Stop all this demoralizing words or what i don't know....


I hate hearing that phrase.

Abuja might not be a good place for you. Unless you have connections.
Port Harcourt and lagos are wonderful places to get good jobs.

Abuja is not for starters or beginners.
Try ph or lagos.
Sincerely

This Jordan guy ugly sha ooooo.
Walahi

This is incest.

Are you guys mad ni?
What do you call love?

At your age you dont know you shouldn't shag your cousins even to the 6th generation cousins.
Not to talk of marrying one.
What is wrong with this generation?
Go to your holy books, which ever one you believe in Bible ooooo, koran ooooo, you will see it there.

See your mouth like I will damn the consequences.
Its not just consequences, its a curse. An abomination. A taboooo.
Imgine tell us you do all a man does for a woman for her.
Go for prayers as you have been sleeping with you distant cousin. Maybe 4th or 5th generation cousin.


Tuweeee.
Spits on kids of nowadays.


N.B.
For those of you quoting me down this topic.
Asking about adam and who he slept with.
Please then the population of the world was so small that GOD allowed them to sleep or marry eachother.
The same GOD said we shouldn't commit incest. After the world's population increased.

You people should fear GOD small nah.
He makes 1million and he is not renting an apartment? And leaving the slum to sleep in a better place, maybe come from there to still do his trading?

If you tell me he makes 100,000 a month its ok,
Even 200,000 i can still believe you.
But 1,000,000?
Pinocchio, tell me another lie please

We are finished in this country .



Who did we offend?
See my people if you dont understand what am talking about lemme explain better.
The fact that I earn over 500k from my business monthly and still am struggling to make ends meet like, am struggling to live like i want to live still baffles me. Like before you withdraw 100k say nah for weekly up keep, before mid week of the same week you withdrew it its gone. No club, no extravagant spending, just on nothing extra. Just normal "humble" life. Never even travel out before self. All my government knows is how to impoverish his citizens.
Ewwwww!!!!!

Nigeria, what is our crime.

Dustbin of the nation

Please as una dey argue. I dont want to be involved.
Mine is, I need a girlfriend.

I will prefer it better if she is fair and slim.
Not bothered by your tribe or origin.

Just want someone to plan my future with.

Never give up in life.

Walahi,

Simple. Have one lekpa friend then she will so twist sha then and wanting to confuse man.
Hmmmm. Bone na bone abeg.
No matter how u soak garri, hin no fit turn to Quaker oat.