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Ontop 25k job?....

Haba.

That money won't even be enough to feed a man for 2 weeks.
Cant uou see the red flag?
Its slave labour that they are ushering you into.
Runnn!!!! Flee!!! My brotherbetter will come

These creatures are the most confused of all that was created in the beginning.
Kai.
Him keeping quiet is enough respect for you, So you can clear your throat and not miss the gist you guys were on.
And you are already seeing a red flag. Nonsense
Why would you even cough during this period? Ehh?
Who knowsif you have covid 19 and the food just opened your nyash?

No be only red flag, na green white green flag
Lass lass, na that innocent man still pay for that food wey you chop.
Maybe you wan play the guy na why the food choke you. Awoof ladies. So quick to call out a dude for one wrong move on a date, but cant even afford 50naira Akara and bread in the morning on their own with out the help of a man.
Nonsense Nonsense


No, hin for open you mouth suck out the food to show he is caring and that he will share cramp pains with you 50/50

Haaaaaaa.
Nothing wey Musa no go see for gate
Now na evil-eyed fish wey dey poisonous pass cyanide.

Make this fish try this nonsense for any beach or coast in nigeria.
Hin go know say our fire and cooking pot different from that of South Africa.
By the time they use ogogoro cook am.
Him go regret appearing in naija.


By now, people go just feel say na GOD send am to do easter for his people.
Wahala



#the future is Olosho

All those Buhari's paid urchins will not like this.

All they know is borrowing data from mtn to bash whoever goes against their lord and master Buhari. While his children and friends children drive around in posh cars and private jets.

Cattle rearers.

#the future is Olosho

Win kini?


Those two Michael Jackson wannabe them?
Una think way na audio grammy them dey give there?

Shameless country, shameless continent.

Blacks always quick to adopt whatever the white man says.
Never believe in themselves.
Always feeling inferior.

Kim kardashian smiling sheepishly to this heart warming news.


A gold digger will always be a gold digger.
I know alot of you will say she has her own money. Lets see how she will separate without calling for half of these money.



I just hate our modern laws that favour women who helped you do nothing just koochie.
These women just fold their arms once the hit you with divorce and expect the government to bring all you have toiled for to them.
Nonsense........

See ehhh my people.
There is nothing this northerners will not eat or consume.

I kinda doubt this food poison thingy cos, naturally everything an average street northerner eats is more of poison than food.
Have you guys been to where they cook their meals for their canteens and bukkas? You will renounce being human.
So dirty, flies in their thousands hovering around their food. Some even mate and lay eggs on their food but the will eat it happily.

I feel their system should have gotten used to this by now.
Abi you want to talk about what they smoke to get high?
Hmmm, if its possible, if they perceive highness around you, these niggas dont mind wrapping you up and smoking you.
Illiteracy and underexposure has finished their lives there. Kai



Food poisoning.............? Ok ooooo

Since my Vp said this................................,




the future is Male

Hmmmm

Am just tired of this country mbok.
Am tired of every relationship I have with this country

Kai.

Some of una sabi play rough play.

I just dey imagine say you keep them for your room comot and covered the bucket.
Come back for night and when light no dey,
Only for you to open the bucket and you no see them again.
That is when you will know the meaning of the phrase "investment meets opportunity" I.M.O.

Then leave his house nau. Na by force to remain there?
He even gave you 6months to plan

The rate at which people are killed nowadays is beyond geometric and arithmetic progressions.
Which kain wahala be this wey we dey for this country.

Sksk

Craze

And they still support their fulani leader Buhari

Neymar grants a sic boys wish.

Neymar Jr, a Brazilian football striker who plays for the French football club paris saint-germain went to visit asick young fan.
The ecstatic young boy who saw neymar asks him for favour which is to celebrate in a certain way which the boy demonstrated for the football star.

Few day later, during a match Neymar scores and his teammates join him in replicating the celebration from the boy.
Watch the heart warming video below.

Link.

https://twitter.com/Neymoleque/status/1352318116752207877?s=19

Smithkalu:
Manchester United we win Liverpool

Grammar

See these guys?
Which blackout looms?


We don dey blackout since time immemorial nah. See rubbish oooooo.
Nigeria is shitty sincerely.
Labour and trade unions are now for personal gains and interest.
Consumer rights and privileges is now a thing of the past.
Unions wake up and embark on strike irrespective of the untold hardship their customers will bear and they dont care.


Which way Nigeria...........

Mmmmm. Cool
Wish we all can live like this in Nigeria

When you get up there @goodness34 or when everything gets moving as u want, also remember to lend a helping hand to others who are in need.
You never know how much impact it will have on the person's life.

GOD bless you

Shshs6gsy

Insinnisns

Goodness34:
Am begging all nairalanders to look into my matter and lend me a hand am dying please help

Send me ur details

Nigeria failed him.

Is it not meant that the country should have a motherless children's home. Where the government pays and takes care of these kinda kids till they grow and become whatever they wanna become.

Instead, the money for the home will be budgeted for but someone will embezzle it for himself and his own children.
Shame on Nigeria

Sjsjj

See this Op oooooo.


2weeks into a life time journey, you are already writing an epistle.
Na hin be say when una go do 5years anniversary your write up will be bigger than the oxford advanced learners Dictionary of modern English.

Wetin reverend Father no go see for nkechi mouth during communion?

Guy hold your advice. Ring us back next 5yrs or 10yrs make we here as hin dey sound then.
Who no know, no know.
The only institution that gives you certificate before attending it.
Hmmmm

O boy is that a cathedral or Basilica?
See big brother ooooo.


Nigerians una dey laugh bbn Cameroon come and see this one.
This one should be called Biggest brother.
Naija own - big brother. Then
Cameroon - dwarf brother grin

O boy is that a cathedral or Basilica?
See big brother ooooo.


Nigerians una dey laugh bbn Cameroon come and see this one.
This one should be called Biggest brother.
Naija own - big brother. Then
Cameroon - dwarf brother

Nigeria is on autopilot.
I repeat, Nigeria is on autopilot.

All our leaders are brain dead. Even the military heads

leaving his partner Bonnie devastated

This part got me wondering?
Like, which partner?
Who saw him engage her?
Who and who attended their wedding?
Who saw her father give his consent?
Which partner?
Wakanda nansense is this. So crocodile now dey do conjugal bliss now?



Oyibo dey mad fa

Hmmmm.
Let the skull miners catch the owner of this magazine first.
He will regret ever opening such venture.

They will soon come and masturbate over this thread. Always feeling igbos are the main cause of their problems.
Lwkmd

Bighead9:
Igbo's right now

Can you online tribal bigots ever go a day without bringing Igbos to your already pained life?
Is this a curse?

Wetin concern igbo man and edo state abi one fake pastor parading himself as saint.
We know you are in pains but you will always try to cover up by roping in Igbos.

If you go to market and a seller they sells a fake shoe to you the first day, what makes you think he will sell a good one the next time.
Oshomole Deceived you the first time as ge himself said and you have the guts to spew rubbish here.


He will deceive you again. Empty heads.

*Modified
In as much as the bad good he sold to us later regained his senses as he parted ways with Oshomole. Now he wants to do try your luck again with Edo people. Make una dey here dey chase Igbos wey no do una anything.