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You all are just too petty for my liking.
Thought the police commissioner for Rivers state said he wasn't aware of it?

Now its that you guys reported to port harcourt head quarters.
Damage control.


O! My Nigeria
This is the lowest we have ever been in my lifetime.

If the police checks well she left in order to attend classes.
And the topic of the day is Dick-tation .
And am suspecting that hotel manager as her private teacher. Since no one visited her.
How was she paying the bills?

Alittle vitamin D some times helps clear blurred vision.
Nurse maybe couldn't see her patients well and had to abscond to attend classes.

Can Nigeria ever have an educative, or scientific or brain tasking or mind brushing tv reality show?

Whats all this nau.
What kinda generation do we wanna produce ehh.
Everybody wanna go into semi nudity or body revealing or unmeaningful shows.

Wakanda nonsense is this nau?

You can get a good material and sow a good "senator outfit" as we call it for him.
maks sure its a white senator.

With your budget 10k, you can get a good quality material and give to a tailor to sow for him.
He will really appreciate it.
Dont go buying ready-made senator oo. As they are more expensive.
With the help of your tailor get a good material and sow please.

Just put allegation on this man's head so that you can justify his unlawful arrest.
How did they know he was among those that burnt the station?


Una use forensic evidence or research?
Abi there were cameras at the station that captured him.

This stage this country is at now, is one of the lowest the country has gotten to in my life time.
I weap for this nation.

Guys lets be real for once.
If you have been to these oil producing communities, do they rrally care about their lives and environment again?
Especially Rivers and Delta state?
Rivers state in particular.

They dont care. All they want is let the oil firms keep bringing money to them let them keep sharing.
I have never see a group of people so miopic, self-centered, lazy, thuggish, recalcitrant, greedy, (my words fail me walahi), like the guys from these communities.
In a sane clime. What the communities want or will demand from the oil companies is just develop the place and dont degrade the environment.
But here. Hmmmmm
If you want to even on your own develop or maintain the environment in these communities, they will attack you and tell you to give them the money.
Let them do it themselves. From there the money will be shared and squandered.

Even, it will interest you to know that some of these oil spillage they complain about is a result of illegal oil bunkering.
From the lazy youths of the oil producing communities. If you wuestion them, they will tell you even their elders will say and i quote "they are young men, they are looking for something for their stomach " this is their normal slogan.
And as they illegally bunker these oil pipes and wells alot of crude is spilled and they turn around and cry wolf and say its the I.O.Cs that doing it.

I will not exonerate the I.O.Cs sha. Some are also lackadaisical in their doings. But this their attitude got worse since the white man learnt you can settle the village chiefs with dollars and they will settle their youth and even some local or even state governments and the spillage can continue. Locals forgetting these white men will one day go. But the impact of these spillage will be felt for hundreds of years before nature takes care of it.

I weep for Nigeria.

Rochas is a fool and an unrepentant thief.
It pains me this is my state.

That man messed that state up in hiw 8yrs as a government.
Mouth action only, no work to show for it.
I just wanna cry when i remember rochas.
GOD will surely deal with him.

That man empowered agbero people in the name of entraco who kept collecting dailing tax from small businesses.
My little business i opened with about 3million naira as at 2015 i had to forcefully close and layoff all my 8 young men i employed and was paying.
This made me feel bad cos most of those my young employees called me and said they returned to their villages.

The taxation was to much that i was now putting my personal salary from where I work to keep the business running.
Pained me sha. Pained me.

All this rochas' projects in imo state most went down with the end of his tenure.
That man is evil.

Make all this chinko people wey no dey play with their women and are to racial catch this lefulefu.
They will just tag shit on your head and make sure the deport your sorry ass.

Women are always there to tempt or distract you. Be careful brother, be careful.
Focus on your career and leave them alone.

Biko make money there. Enough legit money oooooo.
Divorce always favours their women hmmmm.
And these chinko men can be short tempered and their government will always back them first.
Avoid their women ooooo

Lwkmd
The problem with these guys is they spend more time talking.
Too much talk, too much talk. Kai

Am tired
Now we are using physics to chase bandits?
Am tired of Nigeria.
Yesterday it was Efcc boss, Today its kinetic energy. Tomorrow it might be quantum mechanics.

Wish I can get hold of one of these anti-graft heads or military chiefs I will just squeeze their necks like this

RaiStar95:
Hello guys, i created a new account for this purpose. I need your advice. I am going to be 25 years old in a few months time but i am currently not in any relationship. in fact i have not being in any relationship since my former boyfriend broke up with me, two years ago. i moved to a new city early 2019, and have been working there now for almost two years, but no one has seem to pick interest in me. Sometimes, guys start to pick interest but the moment i show that i'm interested, they just back off. It gets lonely atimes and i have been tempted to get back together with my ex, but it did not last because i could not let go of how much he had hurt me in the past. I do not know what to do anymore, but i am scared, i do not want to be alone when i am 30. I am not desperate, but i just want to know if there are other ladies in my shoes. I don't really go out apart from work, weddings and church, i'm an indoor type. I have been advised to go out and hangout more, but that's just not me. Please help, am i the only one in this position?

Hello dear. I dont know you.
But if you dont mind we can just be friends. I also stay in ph.
I will drop my number here. Please dont call me cos i wont answer for now. This number am dropping here is the number in my modem.
Just for me to be safe from scammers and fraudsters. Please send a message with this your nairaland username and tell me its you. I will reply.
We can just be friends, I bet you you won't regret it.
09013272077

Dont know what to say.
If i should say wow, or say just another script from Nollywood abi Ghollywood.

Africa no gree us know who is who again. Not to talk of African bloggers.
Believe them at your own peril.

Ovoko!!

In Chiwetalu Agu's voice "ekwensu eromansia mami water"

See the truth is we are all out to say messi is better than this guy.
But lemme tell you guys one thing.

If Ronaldo was not good, he wouldn't win world best player 5times when messi the acclaimed G.o.a.t. was at his own best.
That means he beat messi 5times in his so called greatest of all time record and took the world best player not just once from him, 5 times!!!.

I keep telling people. Imagine Ronaldo came in a different time from Messi.
Hmmmmm. There would be no way you will compare them.
People keep saying messi dribbles and is a playmaker. Playmaking and dribbling doesn't win matches.
Ronaldo wins and delivers when needed. Ronaldinho will soon fade away including all his football dribbles. But Ronaldo Delima is always been remecos he has alot of goals to his name and matches he helped his team win.

The kinda records this guy Ronaldo has made, broken or kept if they were to come in different times. would have made anyone comparing him and messi any time messi decides to come, to look stupid.
The records speak for this guy.
A one man riot.
Singlehandedly qualified his country for a world cup.
Lemme stop here.
And let Messi fans masturbate as much as they want down .



Nb.

Remember guys these guys we are comparing are not age mates.
When Ronaldo was 33yrs he was scoring above 50goals a season. Your messi is 33yrs and barca is this rickety.
Cant wait for messi to reach 35. Walahi, if Enyimba fc of Aba no beat Barca blue black make I know.

Its like that everywhere.

Nigeria has no regards for their customers or clients.
Especially all these firms here in the country. One thing they dont know is that they need our money and patronage to continue being in business.
See most of oir banks are mean and wicked to their customers.
What prevents them from changing their car lot to a sit out kinda. Providing canopies for shade.
It wont even cost them upto 100k per branch. But nk.

Everyday we keep lamenting on how bad the government is.
Hmmm, if they give some of us chance to rule this country ehhhhh. Na die we just dey.
We are all wicked and corrupt and unjust in this whole nation.
Yes, 95% of us are .
Tufiakwa

This is serious sha.

Which way Nigeria.

43.


Use bodmas.

Multiplication before addition

simplexity:
Firstly I will like to apologize for any errors made while typing, and I am seriously in need of ur advice and criticism.

My name is Stanley(not real names) married for 4years with two Lovely kids both female with d eldest at age 4. Trust me I cherish and love my family. I am a graduate while my wife dropout from the university cause of some money issues her single mother had while she was sick. After our first child I made sure she got admitted to a polytechnic and thankful she just rounded up her N.D all expenses paid by me, with high hopes of Getting admitted for her HND.

The problem started after our first child, my wife attitude towards sex changed totally, she would never let me touch her or play with her, calling her pet names will usually end in quarrel, I spoke with her her severally, pleaded and beg her most times but her attitude never changed, she made me feel like I met nothing to her, yet she will always fight with me whenever ever she suspects I have a girlfriend, fights with any female that comes close to me through calls or chats, she even went as far as beating up a lady that needed my help thinking I was dating her.

Fast forward to recently, her mom who is a single mother relocated to stay with us, and during her stay we had some misunderstanding about money issues, (note both me and wifey are gainfully employed in the ratio of 10:4, but 60% of wifey salary goes to her mom while she spends the rest 40% anyhow she likes) during d money issues a frd of hers came and told both of them that she see saw me flirting with a lady. And without hearing my own side of the coin my mother in-law rained curses on me , reported my to all her family members and left my house angrily, two days later my wife took our children and left my house while I was in d office, I called about her where about and she said she won't tell me and she said I will hear from her family soon, her mom called a family friend saying she will sue me.

It's been one week now and I don't know the whereabouts of my kids.

Should I report to the police or what?
Note I have apologized to wife for the crime I didn't commit yet it seems they want a bigger pound of flesh.

Please kindly advise me caused am depressed and confused

Guy. @op.

You are just too weak for my liking.
1, let her have the children. If I am you hmmmmm. I can go all out out to defend myself once I know am innocent.
See. Time teaches all of us a lesson.
If am in your shoes, though I wouldn't wanna be. I will not call her again. As long as she is away.
I will change all the keys to that house.
I will stop sending her even if its 1kobo. Since she decided to move out and hide her location.
See, women are alwasy good at this they play card no 1, watch ur reactions and play card 2, 3, 4 and so on.
Bone her for now and dont even feel bothered. You can do it.

2. Shun her mothers words and actions. its your mistake from the first time. Which is letting her come live with you guys.

3. There has to be rules and guidelines for the house if she is going to come back.
See, when the going gets tough, the tough gets going. They say when the birds have decided to fly without perching. We the hunters will learn to shoot without aiming.
The rules should include.
-Her mother can come visiting, but will not stay more than 2weeks
-sex now has to be scheduled or timed or you should be the one to initiate divorce. The sex should be at least twice weekly
-no abusive words from mum inlaw or your wife again. As long as they are under your roof. Also you
-the next time she leaves the house without your notice and not disclosing her whereabouts, that day the marriage ends. As you will file for divorce.
Cos i have noticed. Women use that which you cherish the most to threaten you cos they know you are scared to lose it.
Thats why she is always using divorce or your children. Cos she feels you are scared.
Please add as much stringent rules as u can.

Some black women are like the devil. His name in igbo is "ekwensu" meaning "ikwe ya esu" translation "if you agree, it starts".
What ever a woman does, once you let that one slide, its has started. More will come. Am just soo pained watch or hearing this from my fellow man.
Nope. I wont take it.
Please emphasize on that sex part well for her. And let her know it just has to be by the rules above.
Infact stop being scared of divorce cos thats what her mum keeps telling her to use or maybe ur kids.
If she wants to go, let her go. Let her go.
Whats all this. You weren't physical or abusive and then the cheating issue is just on mere accusations jeez

Cos the way your marriage is going, if you dont get strong and tough, you will end up being turned into a simp or a sis, or a vegetable husband who has an alpha wife, or they will push you till you die or commit suicide.

Sit up father of the house,
Sit up my fellow man,
Sit up papa mmadu,
You are the man,
You are the head of that house lead that house. Dont let any mother inlaw or wife chnage this.

Finally if she decides to chnage. In all aspects
You can soft pedal on the above listed conditions.

Thanks

Guy. @op.

You are just too weak for my liking.
1, let her have the children. If I am you hmmmmm. I can go all out out to defend myself once I know am innocent.
See. Time teaches all of us a lesson.
If am in your shoes, though I wouldn't wanna be. I will not call her again. As long as she is away.
I will change all the keys to that house.
I will stop sending her even if its 1kobo. Since she decided to move out and hide her location.
See, women are alwasy good at this the play card no 1, watch ur reactions and play card 2, 3, 4 and so on.
Bone her for now and dont even feel bothered. You can do it.

2. Shun her mothers words and actions its your mistake from the first time. Which is letting her come live with you guys.

3. There has to be rules and guidelines for the house if she is going to come back.
See, when the going gets tough, the tough gets going. They say when the birds have decided to fly without perching. We the hunters will learn to shoot without aiming.
The rules should include.
-Her mother can come visiting, but will not stay more than 2weeks
-sex now has to be scheduled or timed or you should be the one to initiate divorce. The sex should be at least twice weekly
-no abusive words from mum inlaw or your wife again. As long as they are under your roof. Also you
-the next time she leaves the house without your notice and not disclosing her whereabouts, that day the marriage ends. As you will file for divorce.
Cos i have noticed. Women use that which you cherish the most to threaten you cos they know you are scared to lose it.
Thats why she is always using divorce or your children. Cos she feels you are scared.
Please add as much stringent rules as u can.

Cos the way your marriage is going, if you dont get strong and tough, you will end up being turned into a simp or a sis, or a vegetable husband who has an alpha wife, or they will push you till you die or commit suicide.

Sit up father of the house,
Sit up my fellow man,
Sit up papa mmadu,
You are the man,
You are the head of that house lead that house. Dont let any mother inlaw or wife chnage this.

Finally if she decides to chnage. In all aspects
You can soft pedal on the above listed conditions.

Thanks

Heads will roll for this paddy paddy government?

Tell that yo the birds my dear.
This same NDDc that has Akpabio and all other anointed men of GOD Apc?
It will raise dusts as usual, then the dusts will disappear and another irrelevant thing will be brought up. Maybe Efcc will arrest Bobrisky for fraudulently handling her clients and the whole press will for get Nddc and chase Bobrisky,
And that will end the news in Calabar.

FlordFlorez:
God has win!

Grammar my brother grammar.
Spake it....

Please am looking for a thin, i mean thin fair lady to marry.
I have been saying it here since on nairaland.

I have a weakness for a fair, well behaved, thin, tall girl.
Promise her she wont regret it.
Please send her to me.

Vitiligo does not completely remove the black skin oooo.


This one is adulterated vitiligo.
Viti-bleaching cream

See ehhh,

No be like say na bad mouth sha.

But this school is so dirty and nasty that even the high altitude or drone pictures couldn't cover the dirty buildings and surrounding.
Jeez.

I just know say this ones no go get drone.

Na untop tractor them go dey dey snap.
Wetin concern farmer with drones? If not tractors, shovels and hoes?

This kind drone wey no fit fly high enough to get more complete and clearer picture.
Na kerosene una dey use propel this una drone?

Abi una tie una phone for stick, come raise am up dey snap?

If nah Nigerian police. Nah shoot at will

This one looks like an abandoned Nuclear waste site aswear.

Or all these places for rehabilitating of deranged persons or some kinda para-normal activity site.

That thing looks like a Tasmanian Devil.
Check the pics I posted below