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azimibraun:
Wait o! Why NL dey call " motor repairer" Kazeem? Abi na me no read well?

"Kazeem" is the widely used and general name for motor repairer in the South Western region of Nigeria. However, in the South East, we call them "Mekaniiiki"

Error111:
Please which of the nigerian Universities admit HND graduates to 300 level after NYSC?

Imo state university... that i'm sure of.

The lady recording the video was busy talking about taking the injured to the hospital while her only focus was on the recording. She didnt do no shit to help out. Those guys helping out are truely a reminder that Nigerians are still their brother's keeper.

SweetBoyFriend:

No one in the USA changes their snow tyres and they have good roads

Stop putting your blame on tyres

I would have proved you wrong by going around in the summer and taking pictures of cars that has snow tyres on them and then show you the road they drive it on but i don't have that time to waste on some BS

I will delete my Nairaland account because of this ignorance

see as e pain you, kai! Carry another man matter for head like gala. Ooooh, chim ooooo!!!

This is "madness" version 6.1 marshmallow

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This reminds me of that lovely movie "Tyrant"
The wife even looks like Jamal's wife...

xstry:
"Wrong information always shown by the media"
Negative images is the main criteria"

infecting the young minds... making kids wanna act like what they see in the cinema...


Brotherly, ur head dey dia

That "check engine" sign on the dashboard was showing on my Toyota Avalon 2002, a simple scan and replacement of the oxygen sensor cleared it. car is smooth and running without any foreign sign.

On behalf of every disgruntled and hungry Nigerian, I ask you VP Osinbajo to resign asap.

autojosh:
3) Who can tell us what this guy did to his car?

Plastic surgery

Joyintwos:
Today is NYSC 2016 Batch B, Stream 2 swearing in ceremony, he's probably coming from there.

very true, he administered the oath of service to the stream II corpers and drove down to the airport to welcome the vp.

CDCEO001:
Please forgive my ignorance, but what's GNLD?
Thanks.

gnld is the name of a company that sell food supplements in form of drugs. they have agents that recruit graduates and mk the job seem very easy with promises of moving up their hierarchy once u sell a particular amt of their drugs. the fact is that they are using graduates to sell these supplements without pay...you earn certain commission according to the amt sold after walking from Ojuelegba to Victoria Island... is that the kinda work you really want?

Again, any legitimate job invitation will not start with "briefing".

CDCEO001:
54 views so far, hope to get some advice.

oga, don't go for ur own good. Two things are involved here, its either they're GNLD folks or ritualists. shine ur eyes!

Modelzones:
Imo state, holla

call me for help and directions within Imo state.

TemiGrace77:
Pls help my sis o. U/n-Awokoyaolusola@gmail.com. P/w-Awokoya2016

Invalid Email or PassCode...

davimiles:
https://portal.nysc.org.ng/nysc4/CorpHome

Thanks, it worked. Anambra!

LegendaryArnold:
OGUN

could u pls give me the site u used? one I hv ain't connecting

plus, how do I check my brother's own?

james3422:
Good morning please i am a foreign student and my neco certificate is not yet ready i want to know if it will not affect me in the camp or if there is something i can do to it thanks

no cause for alarm, all u need the most is ur degree statement of result. Though some camp officials may request for it and make a hype of it.

So I visited the Nysc official facebook page and was saddened by the vituperations of eligible graduates over the delayed camping of the 2016 Stream 2 prospective corp members. This in fact pained me to the marrows because as a lecturer, I know the frustrations they feel seeing their mates already serving while they whirl away time idling around. Most of them can't even concentrate on their little jobs because they don't know when NYSC camping will come calling. below is a glimpse of the frustrations of the graduates... I hope they (nysc) listens and do the needful.






Chinoni Lucy Okere wrote:
It really saddens me how Nysc couldn't have mobilised stream 2 PCM's up till now, ranging from the date they were told. Now is 24th of January which is not even certain.
Why is Nigeria government so insensitive to the plights of the graduates?
Why can't they make this shit optional or probably scrap the damn thing off.
The year has just begun and what they are saying is they don't have much funds to run the stream 2 programme considering pushing them by March to join batch A 2017 thereby leaving a whole backlogs of pcm's outstanding.
I term that stupidity of the highest order.
Yes I was fortunate enough to have been part of stream 1 which God made it possible I could have also been in stream 2. But I won't get tired of writing on the this issue till the stream 2 PCM's are mobilised.
Most of them happens to be part of us who already registered at the due time.
Pls I urge every stream 2 pcm out there whether my friend or not to share this post, possibly copy and paste till it gets to the appropriate authorities. Even the fortunate stream 1 corps members should equally join to make this a success for our members who are still out there.
I've been going through the NYSC rooms to see something meaningful but it seems they are absolutely doing nothing about it.
The federal government disbursed enough cash to sustain the two streams and what is happening now?
Pls NYSC do the needful to ensure that the remaining PCM's follows suit.
#givePCMstream2chance
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Adamu Musa Muhammad also wrote:
You are not being fair to us , u said early jan and today is 11 jan bt still no any update frm u guys. If there is anything hindering u guys let us knw but keeping us in darkness is nt d proper thing to do, we will accept our fate just let us know.
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Danjifari Jibreel Salim said:
When they have not paid us our December Allowance they are busy wasting money on fruitless workshop... Today is 11th of January and there has not been any official statement or Reason why most of us are not paid in over 15states they are busy updating us about there fruitless and worthless training... Just waiting for someone to call and ask me why i have not been coming to My PPA and CDS... Na there i go talk wetin dey my mind pass...
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Efe Samson
now they are wasting money meant to mobilize stream 2 on unimportant issue later they will say no money again.the problem of Nigeria is that our leaders don't set their priority right!
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Adedokun Olatunde Gaffar
Stream 2 will b around a month and half after stream 1 left camp...that's hw Dey did for us too last year... Now we av to work a month after stream 1 will pass out 2nd march, so our own pass out is around may/june.... So expect camp ending of February or early march.
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Chike Better Onyeanusi thundered:
Does it mean that DG is not seeing all our post, is he in Nigeria at all, please sir so many of us are jobless and our people are tired also, please even if it is next year at least lets know how to help our people by getting a job, we need the date or an explanation from you sir. Am supposed to travel abroad for business but i could not.
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Ebenezer Michael
Its very demoralising for us 2016 Batch B stream 2 prospective corp members to still be at home doing nothing when our mates are serving, And most of us like myself are suppose to write professional Exams this April and if our Mobilisation lingers further it will be a very big frustration to us, Why cant NYSC give us at least an assuring statement regards when we are going, Did we do anything wrong to graduate or go to School, As the saying goes an Idle man is a Devil's workshop, Must our society be mocking at us each day cos of NYSC, Please you people should say something regards us Batch B stream 2, We are tired of being kept at the dark please NYSC help us.
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Mbanude Sliky Ejisky
My fellow youth is time we protest for our right let them stop keeping us at home.....many of us have programmed how these year is going to be...and these ppl are playing with our vision, for hw long are we going to keep quiet and watch our time....being played with....pls if u agree with me join me ooo lets go....
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Prince Lexy-Kay
Please, kindly let us know our fate. We need to move on with our lives and do something great with it, instead of of waiting endlessly for mobilization date. It's unfair.
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Nosadeba Ighile finally wrote:
We don't want this, what we want is a date for stream 2, u guys keep your story to yourself, even with all the upgrading the biometric might not work, no be nija we dey,
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unclezuma:


I know a British and an Australian who has the worst spellings ever...but who cares right?

That British or Australian may not be educated like our own folks here... you only met an uneducated British/Australian

One of my professors once lamented that my generation, in his words, glorify ignorance. His pain came from his seeing fliers on which "music" was spelled "muzik" and "night" was spelled "nite". He insisted that such must not be tolerated even if it was trendy- that it is a sign that my generation would not value the virtues of thoroughness, studiousness, order and precision. And he went on and on.
I did not argue with him though I wanted to. I really felt he was blowing the whole thing out of proportion.
But today I have observed- I don't know if you have as well- that many Nigerian graduates and undergrads do not know how to speak, let alone write, correct English. Just listen to them ask questions at conferences. Read their posts and comments on Facebook. It is not uncommon to hear or read a supposed educated youth mix up tenses, abuse subject and predicate, misspell words, or (the big one) confuse homonyms. In fact, finding one who can speak and write well these days brings the same delight as stumbling upon corned beef in your mother's salad.
Could there be a connection between this ugly development and our acceptance of slang in our circles?
Then again, you'd hear some supposed Pan-Africanists argue along this line: Does it matter if we speak English correctly? After all it's not our first language? English Language mastery is not the metric for literacy. We are Africans and need to break out of this slave mentality! Who English epp?
Yet I notice that these same people usually have the most impressive command our the so-called colonial language.
So I ask, what exactly is our problem? Should we blame the schools that churn out these graduates, or do we blame our glorification of ignorance?

I got my girl the Gionee m5 mini and ever since that black friday buy, she has stopped carrying USB chargers all around in her purse. I currently use the Gionee m5. Its so so wow! Its a phone for men.

I currently use Gionee M5...if u desire an andriod phone that can browse from Monday to Wednesday without looking for WHR to charge it, then u need a Gionee M5 or the M5 mini. It has changed my online status since I started using the m5

phieccayurmie:
am may 26th

Since there's no May 27th....26th can suffice. pm me lets chat!

op, is that "1 dog" that i'm seeing??

Ada9103:
Thanks biko

you're welcome o'jare. what about the "I love you" part? what d'you say?

Ada9103:
Its my day.... Hurray ama be on all the topics today

happy Birthday cutie...i love you,...no be wash. i really do. whats the topic saying again?

Mathematics owa, how do i table my consent?

Copershun:
From peace park take a bus going to eke, stop at PRODA junction and follow the untared road dat leads to PRODA. The school is just directly opposite PRODA ceramic department.

thanks bro...God bless you and ur family.