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So the SA President Jacob Zuma was in Owerri today 14th October 2017. According to reports, he actually came to partner the Imo State governor Rochas Okoroawusa in his free education program for African kids through his Rochas Foundation College of Africa.

In the course of his visit, a statue of him (Jacob Zuma) was unveiled in the state capital leading to Imo State govt house.

...share your views on this pls.

God bless u bro...are u an FRSC officer? Or a motor licensing officer? If yes, i'd love to ask u some questions privately pls.

AleksAndria:
I also do this sometimes. By the time someone else needs to make use of it he keeps picking used ones. It's painful.


Mine is this, when you're searching for something important n you mistakenly ask me about it, I just start laughing at you. I still don't understand why.

Karashika spotted!

nellybadas:
Seriously I have always heard about missing manhood since I was a kid but I.ve never seen any actual victim. Can someone pls explain. Will the d**k dissappear entirely? How will it look??

The balls will disappear or shrink to the size of an orange seed...now you get it?

We had two Economics teachers, one we nicknamed DEMAND, the other we nicknamed SUPPLY.

Funny thing was that they are of same height, stature and same tribe...Niger Delta area.

ekensi01:
Just waiting for those who would say the child has a great destiny.



Sierra Leone is curse from Ebola to Lassa Fever to Mud Flood.
Curse is the nation.

You are also cursed to have no sense at all... #spits

stadora:
pls can u advice on how to go about English eligibility test

visit any reputable ICT centre that offers TOEFL, IBTE etc and get started with ur inquiries.

Until 8th Nov 2016

Cry for help

Drake - call me on my cell phone. I cut the song to start exactly at... "you use to call me on my cell phone"...splendid tone i must say. Two yrs nw and counting

phayvoursky:
BABA UR CAR NO GO LOSS

YOU GO SEE AM.

THOSE TWO CLOWNS ABOVE ME; IT COSTS NOTHING TO BE REASONABLE.

Thanks Bro...I say amen to that!

The car is a Toyota Camry 2.2 (2002 model) with Reg number WER 350 LC formerly BDG 59 CE. It was stolen from where it was parked at my home in Owerri. Colour is Grey as seen in the attached pictures.

I believe in the power of social media. If u're purchasing a Toyota Camry car, kindly check and cross check that its not a stolen vehicle else they make you an accomplice. Any one with useful info or have seen the car should call me on 08095766328. Thanks lovelies.

Lol... Dude picked up a whor£, was expecting a hole, he saw a rod instead. Hahahahaha

I need your services but location is a barrier. I'm in Owerri.

She doesnt wanna be Lord of the Rings...

Looks like this guy use him left hand do money ritual. Just chrck pics of his left hand in all his pictures and confirm for me, mbok!

Went for a trad at a remote village in Imo state on a SUNDAY...and my car's shaft broke. Uhlaalaaa...i had to find one village hotel to spend the night...was late for work the following Monday morning. Boss was furious, but the map of Biafra on my body as a result of Mosquito bites vindicated me.

Deservingly...

I once left a crate of egg in my backseat, came back and saw that the eggs have all been fried. I had a good lunch.


























Believe at ur own peril

Jadoskii:
hbd bro...sowi tis coming late...me na 13th tho

Thanks Bro...merci beaucoup!

SAME HAPPENED JUST THIS MORNING...




Early today Sunday morning, we woke up to the sight of a dead 3-day old baby at Amakohia market which is close to Alvan Ikoku Federal College of Education owerri. The baby was already dead probably killed by the devilish mother and then dumped inside the sewer. Oh God, i cant even eat again!

Today's my birthday May 27th...

nony43:
Nigeria, a country of salvages

remove the "L" and you'll get the word u're looking for.

oluwayimika123:
When they say joy stick misses what comes to my mind is HOW

does d joystick disappear completely and leave only d balls or balls disappears leaving the Stick den takes d Joy away cos I'm just confused.

Missing "manhood" simply means that ur balls... I mean both balls disappear. When u touch ur deeq, u feel no balls, and u know the balls are the main source of the fluid without which one is Impotent. So... Check ur balls when next u help a stranger or a stranger touches u suspiciously. Its real guys!!!

nsiazu:
I always taught it was 2face, Wizkid, Davido's fault until now... Please madam get a job and stop displaying your O..........

OLOSHOISM... i don complete the sentence

I got the Email too this morning, Best option now is to empty that my diamond bank account...where's my withdrawal slip oooooooooh. Make Monday quick reach!

ibroh22:
Mine was stingy (Doesn't want to contribute money for cooking),self centred,lazy and sometimes bed wet.
If I have the chance to come back to this world again, I swear I no go have roommate....damn!!

wait oh, you mean...

SlayHER:
Thought so too

Thats a hotel room

The students were actually busy with the big brother Naija show during the time. Thats why many failed.

numericalguy:
Kazeem is a good Muslim name with dignity. Anti Islamic bigots like you use it as a subtle way to humiliate Muslims.

how did i offend you nigga? I only offered explanation to some fella who needed clarification. Go ask ur brothers why they coined every mechanic "kazeem". Pls dont mention me here agan.