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I don't think she has any long term goal. or in Emmanuela's voice "that's not her real face"

good evening peeps, let's have fun even with the stress that comes with being an undergraduate in a Nigeria university.
Make a list of funny things about your institution. l'l start.
I rep Rivers State university of Science and Technology (RSUST).
1. You ask your friends..how far
with reading? They
say they
haven't started...only to get to
LIBRARY and find out they
have a permanent seat.
2. Lecturers be telling you "buying
my textbook is not
compulsory" but
class Rep...let me have the list of those that buy.
3. You graduate with 2.2 and be
telling yourself, if it
was to be
Uniport... I would have been a
2.1 graduate by now.
4. If you think true love is the
only thing that is hard to find...try
looking for your HOD when you
need his signature
on a form.
5. In UST you don't need to
go far for anything...right in your
hostel you have an electrician,
painter, carpenter,
plumber (even a
drug dealer).
6. You're walking with a beautiful lady along hostel F&G and before you
know it...she has hugged like
15 guys.
7. UST guys can configure
free browsing on small Nokia
torchlight phone. (I no mention
Yahoo join o. Lol).
8. You get to class as early as 6.30am only to
see that
all seats have
been occupied by bags & books. U begin to imagine how the books & bags came about (with your mouth, wide open). Lol
9. Lecturer: Only 10 students in
class today? Oya tear
a sheet of paper for test....turns to the
board to write. Before he
turns
back-------class don full. Lol
10. You receive your year one
results and you give your life to Christ
without preaching... Just like
that!
11. You've got automatic tickets
to those babes when
you have a car. I lie?
12. It's always funny when exam
supervisor says
SUBMIT!! And many
students suddenly develop that
super human ability; answering
3hrs question in 50seconds.

good evening peeps, let's have fun even with the stress that comes with being an undergraduate in a Nigeria university.
Make a list of funny things about your institution. l'l start.
I rep Rivers State university of Science and Technology (RSUST).
1. You ask your friends..how far
with reading? They
say they
haven't started...only to get to
LIBRARY and find out they
have a permanent seat.
2. Lecturers be telling you "buying
my textbook is not
compulsory" but
class Rep...let me have the list of those that buy.
3. You graduate with 2.2 and be
telling yourself, if it
was to be
Uniport... I would have been a
2.1 graduate by now.
4. If you think true love is the
only thing that is hard to find...try
looking for your HOD when you
need his signature
on a form.
5. In UST you don't need to
go far for anything...right in your
hostel you have an electrician,
painter, carpenter,
plumber (even a
drug dealer).
6. You're walking with a beautiful lady along hostel F&G and before you
know it...she has hugged like
15 guys.
7. UST guys can configure
free browsing on small Nokia
torchlight phone. (I no mention
Yahoo join o. Lol).
8. You get to class as early as 6.30am only to
see that
all seats have
been occupied by bags & books. U begin to imagine how the books & bags came about (with your mouth, wide open). Lol
9. Lecturer: Only 10 students in
class today? Oya tear
a sheet of paper for test....turns to the
board to write. Before he
turns
back-------class don full. Lol
10. You receive your year one
results and you give your life to Christ
without preaching... Just like
that!
11. You've got automatic tickets
to those babes when
you have a car. I lie?
12. It's always funny when exam
supervisor says
SUBMIT!! And many
students suddenly develop that
super human ability; answering
3hrs question in 50seconds.

DesChyko:
See the devil playing tic-tac-toe with people's lives. Even as the trailer may be balanced by other tires, it's better not to tempt the devil. She doesn't even need temptation before she acts

is the devil a transgendered?

Adminisher:
This is extremely STUPID, completely ignorant and low IQ.
Obasanjo practically handed over to Jonathan. Yaradua barely did 2 years. So the North has been out of power for more than 16 years. It is very important to think at a high level and stop being childish.

this means dat the East are not wrong in their agitation

momentoftruth:
seriously, when i tell someone am a virgin, they run away, they said I won't be able to satisfy them, so say they are scared to disvirgin me. now am meeting someone for the first time saying yes to virgin dude.

am willing to learn tho …

OK I believe you. just come with a doctor's report

momentoftruth:
am not a virgin can we be @ justozito

I need a virgin cos I need som1 I can teach

vicraven:
sorry

thanks he's now an ex

Smartguy001:
Maybe ur friend won help u disvirg*n am nah... u shld b thanking her

abi.. but the guy was very smooth. thumbs up to some guys who can make even d smartest Eve look silly

momentoftruth:
as long as you have not fuckeed him, he is a virgin

momentoftruth:
as long as you have not fuckeed him, he is a virgin

lol...

he told me he was a virgin until I caught him with my friend

Michellla:
"Your future husband wants
to show you off to his friends and family."


a guy can show you off to his ancestors these days and still wont marry you.

so true. most guys are just devils

we'll get there

hmmm. who is to blame?

Sam Okwaraji is a player,he was to play for Africa as he was playing he fell and died DAT is d end of Africa.


Dat was d song we learnt after d story in remembrance of him.

I am still undergoing the "wow-ing" stage. in psquare voice I like it

mistarsam:
you question be like when dem ask goodluck to define corruption..lol

lol d stealing us not corruption man. anyway lying is not telling lies. don't ask me cos I don't even understand

LA click LA bend

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too long a post. summary please

Toks2008:
Now let me blow your mind.

This is how women are wired.


If a woman marries a man she does not love as in no single love at all but this guy starts to show her real love and i mean treats her like a queen,i bet you that in no time, she will begin to fall in love with him. This is the mystery that women don't even understand just like the act of sharing a man. The beauty and the beast movie is not just fiction.


If you marry the man you love and who does not love or want you even if he lied to you,in no time when he starts cheating on you and treating you worse than shits, you will pray that GOD should turn back the hands of time.

The most important mystery of love is that though we do not choose who to love as you can see yourself loving someone who is totally odd from your choice but most times,loving someone is not about feelings but a conscious decision we make and stand by it.

op I am in such dilemma. I have been in love with this guy for more than 4yrs but d highest he has done is to stare at me. I have guys that has good intention coming for me but I always ignore them hoping and praying that one day my crush might look @me and profess his love. A friend advised me to approach him but I can't see myself doing that. how do I get over this guy? by d way am in my finals

my enemies will update and upgrade me just as in d case of Haman and Mordecai

kidgod:
Where the picture? will I just waste my time booking space 4 nothing? D thunder wey go strike u still dey train for sambisa
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hahahaha no vex na over happiness dey worry d guy

season of letter exchange. first advice from ex President Oby, den condolence from otti,very soon letter of apology from Dakuku

Sammyashol:
He is a living legend

truly he is

Sir, do u know dat since u concede defeat, this country has pass through series of blames. it all started with you,then NOI, Deziani I was expecting to hear our beloved mama's name den the unexpected happened. They blamed God. I am still waiting for the day they will blame Nigerians.

Love Machine:
So many people died when buhari lost the president to jonathan.He refused to concede defeat.This led to killings of innocent souls by his followers.But no single soul died when jonathan lost to buhari.Who is the stateman between the two?

Good luck

I just can't help it. u inspire me with the way u approach issue. even as an ex President u still command respect. Imagine after ruling all this years illiteracy still reign as a king in dat region. thanks sir for truly practicing one Nigeria

they will say Amaechi hypnotised them while Dakuku bribed them... shameless people

up PDP......

wow! this is the real genius....

I go beat am till em confess