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RIP you are a legend

La pussy la for fuccck


Don't be stingy

A chick gas slept in my house twice now, I haven't touched her, already I've heard rumors that I'm not sharp


My sister the day of your tearing is fast approaching, agbára, ponkriyon, zobotone and Co will judge your first Cumming

Women are a bunch of hypocrites


Most of them


Park your Benz around s corner, come with a bike to the meet, I assure you she wouldn't even eat or drink with you, unless she's just a very decent girl


Come with your Benz, tell are you don't like the present location, take her else where, don't even flirt talk less of wanting a hug


She'll be so wet that not having sex will make her feel the guy is not sharp


Oh and I dated a girl back in school took her a year to agree, our sex was sex less, pusssssy like borehole



Nothing wrong with sex before date sef, as long as it's consensual, wanted by both parties

Go to bank and disrupt activities

Destined2win:


Bros this your post is so funny.

But really I don't blame you because a barking lady can form toothless just to have that ring.

This is what you will do. Do something deliberately that you know will piss her off and watch her reactions.

If she no nag and show her true character, he is obviously hiding

...

Bad advise this can push her to the brink


Mr OP candid advise, be nicer to her, be more charming but on one side prepare Your mind against December, after wedding or during pregnancy, expect a chameleon


Preparing your mind will make you less angry and less disappointed

Somebody's account is about to be filled

Lol

Weidon sir

It's not photo-mall or photo-groceries

Lalasticlala, mynd44, oam4j throw this thread in the bin

They are having efo tètè but is it with eba or semo?

I nor fine but I see this guy and I clearly know say I get hope



Thieving is bad

The Nnamdi Azikiwe International Airport, Abuja, has reopened after a closure for repairs on the runaway which lasted six weeks.

A test flight from Kaduna international airport landed in Abuja on Wednesday morning.



http://punchng.com/photos-abuja-airport-reopens/?utm_source=&utm_medium=twitter

UrennaNkoli:
Ist ultra modern filling station in anambra...

Did you notice that weed is the farmers market logo?

Chidi4u:
When money becomes an orphan, only in Nigeria

Either Nigeria implodes and goes to civil war


Or the politic class implodes


One will happen and soon of these mind boggling revelations continue

soberdrunk:
Seems our brothers in the Niger Delta are finally waking up, i dont blame them, anybody who after seeing that "Ikoyi loot" is still supporting the past administration needs both 'physical' and "spiritual" checkup!!!

Including brain scan

So now reps have whistle blowers too

All these parlor analysts sef



After 3 PDP members have been linked still looking for excuses albeit lame excuses

And they just took their future now

jintak:
Maybe dey actually look like robbers

So its OK to lynch people who look like armed robbers?


Whenever it's PDP and cohorts in crime's turn I hope you don't curse buhari

sarrki:
That is what should happen in a sane society


Enemies of state will definitely have negative thoughts

on this patriotic move

They should have involved the occupy Nigeria group I would have participated

And it should have been nationwide


Even though I know some unreasonable people will say it's a paid protest

Wing newspaper koor


Flight newspaper ni

Yeee gbé

A - D is mostly politicians


But if Una impound ajegunle boy moolue



He go beat una, go office go beat una oga, go house go beat una wife


No talk day dem no warn you o recession dey!!

This won't end well for Fayose and Co

Well they are making their point without actually going to anybodys office to steal anything


I'm referencing the looting of Mtn shop in Abuja over xenophobic attacks on Nigerians in SA

OPC leave matta for Mathias

Old video , happened somewhere near barracks nothing related to boko haram


But keep it up