₦airaland Forum

Zona.com:
Mtcheeew. I did it just now sef. On how de tea dey hot, how u wan make i drink am? Me no send o, once i dey among family nd friends, i de do my tin my own way

Gbam no mind all dis our wanna bee aunties wey dey say its disgusting its makes me wanna phuke,if u check dem out na dem do am pass for their house, girls wey dey form wetin dem no b nansense,dipping my buredi in ma tea na sure pass.

grandpoh: DIBU is incompetent i cn categorically say dat....i cnt c mai result...y? No biometric verification.......which i did b4 entrn in2 d exam hall i even did it twice 2 confirm mai info....i was amazed wen i saw d trash.........NW gimme 1 gud reason he shudn't be assasinated.......my sickness cmt be cured medically coz xinc fri i'v been thinkn nd depressed!!!

u are not alone on dis my two younger sis who sat for d exam also have been crying dier eyes out since yesterday,d way dey prepared for dis exam is like dey are gonna score 300 dey read frm morning till night even up to d extent of waking up at d middle of d night to read but dey where dissapointed wit d result.dis was d same kids who scored 260 last year jamb nd 70 on post ume but where nt giving admission to study in d school of dier choice which is uniben..

cyril83: Wetin diz illiterate get for upstairs wey him wan use inspire person.


I bow for naija wia stupid person dey form role model.

u must b silly for saying dis,u dat hv sumtin upstairs hw many pple hv u inspire with it.poverty of the mind dat is disturbing u...

cisplatin: i cannot categorically say anything on this now, because i might say one and my oga at the top will say another. Daz all!

too dry....duh

samstels: It is a special day for me ......It is my BIRTHDAY.....AM HAPPY .

HBD to u sweerie wish u LLNP.

Shedysworld: 1st May is so special to me cause it's my Birthday! (always have time to celebrating cos of the holiday)

HBD to u dearie,wish u LLNP

usmsam: Abeg! Na human being weavon, abi na Brazillian or Peruvian dem dey call it these days. Anyways I don't trust women.

One of my ex before before dey fix weavon, 2 mths she no go remove am, sotey the thing come dey smell like dead body on top her head. Na im one night i dey fed up, I tell her say make she remove d thing for her head and wash her hair, or she no go sleep for my house dat night. The minute i see her without all that fakee hair, i loose interest in d relationship kpatakpata. I even start to prefer when she have the doti hair on and all my pillow dey smell and i dey hold breath wen she dey waka pass, compare to when she have her natural hair on. That is when i found out that naija women cannot do without fakee hair.

lol guy u are funny oo I guess u are doti too dats why u are dating a doti girl.

tensazangetsu: Linda! i cannot believe your comment on the choice of students attending private universities. yes, there are other choices but do you know the processes and how long it takes to gain admission in any of those tertiary institutions you mentioned? i am 29 years old and will be graduating in a couple of months from Bingham University, a private school located in Keffi road, Nasarawa state. yes, 29 years old! do you know how many JAMB exams i've written? do you know many pre-degree and diplomas i've done in federal and state schools? do you know how many times i scored well above the pass mark in JAMB but still wasn't granted admission? do you know how many times i had to bribe for my name to be included in an admission list but was devastated when i found out i was scammed? do you know how many men that asked me to book hotel rooms so they can stuff their man meat inside me in exchange for an admission into an institution? No Linda Ikeji, you don't know or have an answer to any of the questions i asked above. My peers have all graduated, most done with their masters, married with kids and experiencing the things they should at the right time. after my last experience where i was given a fake admission letter in an Eastern state school and was in 200 level already when i found out, i decided to go to a private school (Bingham University). the amount of money i pay as tuition+other charges is outrageous and the services i get for them is petty but what can i (
we) do? my father breaks his back to see that he gets my fees paid as i don't have a man to support me cos the decent men of these days want to mingle and marry graduates. even if i did have a man, i am not one to go soliciting for funds from men i didn't give money to keep for me. LOL. its true. I just felt that i should call you out on your opinion, i know its yours but it hit home.

The above was someones comment on linda ikejis blog na wa all of you criticizing them you think say e easy to enter federal uni abeg park well.

sorry for quoting u miss not all decent men wants to mingle and marry a graduates,its not all about been a graduate dats makes u a qualified wife some men prefer an olevel student to a university graduate cos most of dem don't have respect for their men dats why we have the so called female graduate all over d place single cos of their pride nd ego.thnk u

Jerry-jat:
Aya.... him body go tell am....

But wait oooo.... watin him do self?...

ask d op.

shaneroberts26: The Greatest Prostit2t of our time.

Greatest fool nd idiot of our time..

gustababy: this op is a stupid liar, i come from orlu and am happily married and d bride price is not even close to 200k. THIEF

sis even if its 100k it still too much am frm delta state ughelli wen my sis got married in my town d bride price is 130naira.den if d man wants to spend excessively dats his own p..

jhydebaba: This country is not just safe. Everything u want to do u have to pray and commit it to God. Is it that we are that religious NO! It's news like this that calls for over-religiousness.
Had it been we live in a sane country where everything works, where u can even sleep off while driving, how many people would remember to pray before traveling

Too bad, RIP to the departed souls.

bros nowhere is safe in dis world ok.

LesbianBoy: Even UGLY Nse ikpe etim of 'yesterday' is getting married......(o ti o!) anyways congrats to her! Ehen.....Pls does anyone know when that LOOSE GEH called genevieve nnaji is going to GET MARRIED? She and OLD CARGO rita dominic are the only ones left! all their colleagues are married! SMH

like seriously am sure u are a fustrated element can't u just leave dis pple alone,stupid ogoron

LesbianBoy: I still can't understand why this genevieve nnaji geh can't be fine in her life! Just see her face in this pix....VERY UGLY THING!! *spits*

Btw a married woman like omotola shouldnt be taking pictures with a single loose geh like genevieve! #my hopinion

nothing gud ever comes out of ur mouth,u are just a fustrated saddist must u insult sumone just becos u want to comment haba UGLY fool calling a beauty created by God a tin,u are just a disgusting element.

Jezyfreezman: na all of u na get ATM card

I guess u no even get bank account.

Abdul Adam56: I think that was what killed Goldie

u must b an idiot for saying dis,u just want to comment becos people are commenting u better watch what u say Kid.

Abdul Adam56: I think that was what killed Goldie

u must b vry stupid for saying dis its not byforce to comment ok,by d way who open door for u cos I just check my wrist watch now nd break is over u better go bak to ur classroom now.

bbpreye.:
So?

are u sure u are alrite dat u have to qoute d whole post to type SO may God have mercy on u,wht happend might happen to anyone even u next time if u don't have anytin to comment pls just read and waka pass to d next topic.

Revolva: Don't mind all these girls pretending to be what they are not..@OP just live with your knowledge she is in darkness but she does not know!!!all naija babes like forming religious..na dem go church pass..but they are the most sinners on earth..and full of hatred ..they seems not to understand who they are

including ur sisters,and who made u judge over them..if u don't have any advice for d op just kindly STFU.

dopeJemi: Her Face burn?


She aint dat pretty

haters whts ur problem if her face burn,abeg gerrout joor with ur bance face..

tarawill: What's the meaning of this .....,cuz in the states,where I'm from,ain't no bullshit like this.

abeg shut up make we hear word jare,states ni local govt kor

Ladybianca: 2 me its a MISS......kos he doesnt have 9ce legs 4 d shorts........u nid 2 c my bf in shorts, he always luks gud in dem, kos his got hot legs....lol

really oya post ur bf pics make we see am bf u come here and spit trash..

tellwisdom: Did he die?

no he dey sleep..

skales: Why will they declare holiday cuz a fisherman president wants to visit?

Smh

will u just shut up haba. Where was ur father wen he became d fisherman president mumuni

BlueMurder: Were it to be a Muslim who beheaded his dad under the influence of his imam, this thread would have hit 5 pages by now, with deranged people using the opportunity hurl profanities at Islam and its adherents.

na u don start am now.

mikeyhernadez: Dear Queen, e don reach time for you to die na___ur pikin don dey get bald head oo

u for go kill her now..nonsense

adulthood: I am too handsome its a problem, i know i intimidate girls because of how i look. I get away with everything even my previous post here because people doubted my looks then i posted a picture and they all bacame silent. Why has nature made me so cute?

so cute me likeky...

kels2much: Oh my gosh i cnt bliv dis,the man ws my my frnd ex-gal's dad

really oya clap for yourself